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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:26:00 -
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At roughly 20:00 Eve time in the Aurohunen star system, the call came in over comms: hostile alliance monkey fleet, complete with TWO MOTHERSHIPS AND A TITAN. This is intolerable. How dare they invade OUR space. Something had to be done. And something was done.
Yours truely bravely went in his covert ops vessel with the latest in cloaking technology equipped. Whats this? All the enemy ships were inside the POS shield! BLAST! Oh, but wait, theres a straggler sitting still, outside the shield...
We immediately formed a fleet to counter. Five of our mightest Tech 1 frigates, ready to fight and die for the glory of the Cartel. Yours truely got in position for the fleet to warp in.
At 20:11, the fleet warped in, and the fight was on. The target was a Stiletto, only a few kilometers away from the mighty super capitals. He was immediately destroyed and podded, and we left. But... something was amiss. Why, we had forgotten to loot, AND left a drone behind! THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN!
We mounted a rescue and recovery operation. Our daring T1 frigate warping in and bravely rescued the abandoned drone, our well earned loot, and the lonesome corpse.
We sleep tonight knowing that we, The Python Cartel, claimed a great victory over the evil invaders of Aurohunen. Perhaps they will think twice before invading our space again.
~Golden Helmet, CEO.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:26:00 -
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At roughly 20:00 Eve time in the Aurohunen star system, the call came in over comms: hostile alliance monkey fleet, complete with TWO MOTHERSHIPS AND A TITAN. This is intolerable. How dare they invade OUR space. Something had to be done. And something was done.
Yours truely bravely went in his covert ops vessel with the latest in cloaking technology equipped. Whats this? All the enemy ships were inside the POS shield! BLAST! Oh, but wait, theres a straggler sitting still, outside the shield...
We immediately formed a fleet to counter. Five of our mightest Tech 1 frigates, ready to fight and die for the glory of the Cartel. Yours truely got in position for the fleet to warp in.
At 20:11, the fleet warped in, and the fight was on. The target was a Stiletto, only a few kilometers away from the mighty super capitals. He was immediately destroyed and podded, and we left. But... something was amiss. Why, we had forgotten to loot, AND left a drone behind! THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN!
We mounted a rescue and recovery operation. Our daring T1 frigate warping in and bravely rescued the abandoned drone, our well earned loot, and the lonesome corpse.
We sleep tonight knowing that we, The Python Cartel, claimed a great victory over the evil invaders of Aurohunen. Perhaps they will think twice before invading our space again.
~Golden Helmet, CEO.
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Gella Darru
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:30:00 -
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the Battle navitas, piloted by spectre, laid the final blow!
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Gella Darru
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:30:00 -
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the Battle navitas, piloted by spectre, laid the final blow!
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Gella Darru
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:42:00 -
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Edited by: Gella Darru on 06/10/2008 22:42:15
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Rehmes
Minmatar RillaCorp Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:42:00 -
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This was surprisingly funny...
***Where am I?*** |
Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:43:00 -
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small picture on me blog:
http://helicityboson.blogspot.com/2008/10/parting-gifts.html
WE MOCK UR TITANZ LAWL.
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InSession
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:45:00 -
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Can we get a MH member to please confirm the loss of the Stilleto?
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Phoenix Pryde
Caldari 3-I Area 42
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:46:00 -
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Nice writeup!
and congrats to your great victory in this epic battle!
I d like to upgrade your gang to T2 frigates. You ll be able to crush your enemies so much more that way, and simply with more style !
Drop me a mail ingame with a list of 5 T2 frigs of your choice, i shall ready them for you.
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Gella Darru
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:49:00 -
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Edited by: Gella Darru on 06/10/2008 22:51:15
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:50:00 -
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Awesome.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: Phoenix Pryde Nice writeup!
and congrats to your great victory in this epic battle!
I d like to upgrade your gang to T2 frigates. You ll be able to crush your enemies so much more that way, and simply with more style !
Drop me a mail ingame with a list of 5 T2 frigs of your choice, i shall ready them for you.
spectre3353 says (cause he's too lazy to post himself), that because sadly there are no tech 2 navitas, we would gladly receive a bunch of taranis' (and maybe a vengeance)
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Aprudena Gist
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:55:00 -
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you should use more velators
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:57:00 -
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Originally by: Aprudena Gist you should use more velators
The Velator cannot compare to the awesome might of the battle-navitas.
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Damien Cerverus
Dawn of a new Empire The Initiative.
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Posted - 2008.10.06 23:14:00 -
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wow.. it was like this one time i tanked a doomsday device in a crusader
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.06 23:33:00 -
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I bet it would help if you spelt "triumph" properly in the title GH. Fricken Python Cartel newbs.
http://evenewb.blogspot.com/2008/10/going-commando.html ----- My Pirate Blog: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
My Ransom Board: http://www.pcransomboard.com/ |
Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.06 23:34:00 -
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Originally by: Spectre3353 I bet it would help if you spelt "triumph" properly in the title GH. Fricken Python Cartel newbs.
http://evenewb.blogspot.com/2008/10/going-commando.html
I suck at spelling, ok? At least I led our glorious Lemmings on to a victory over those who would oppress us.
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.10.06 23:37:00 -
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Epic battle!
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Clay101
Caldari M. Corp Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.10.07 00:02:00 -
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Confirmed ... http://kb.eve-42.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=44946
This loss by far trumps anything we have ever lost!
Nicely done btw - And just so you know, M. are recruiting and your spirit for fighting seems to be high! Give me a ring!
(Nevv's gonna have my head for this post ... YARRR!!!) The NEW M.Corp Data Hub - Check it out! |
Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.07 00:43:00 -
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There was a second fight! The oppressive forces of Mostly Harmless once again entered our territory, and were once again defeated! Check the original post for the update.
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Garok Nor
Blueprint Haus
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Posted - 2008.10.07 01:11:00 -
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9/10
Would read again. ------------------------------------------------- Items posted by me are in no way a reflection of the policies and/or opinions of my corporation or alliance. {though they maybe really ought to be} |
Mynxee
Hellcats Doom Armada
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Posted - 2008.10.07 03:32:00 -
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Funny funny story. Spectre's blog of this incident is not to be missed! More folks in EVE need this kind of a sense of humor.
Life in Low Sec | Hellcats
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Lars Lodar
Suicidal Tendencies Ltd
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Posted - 2008.10.07 04:45:00 -
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Epic Story.
Everyone check out Spectres Blog on the event.
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teh punisher
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.10.07 05:28:00 -
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2 kool 4 pos guns
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darkfuntime
Minmatar Fat J
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Posted - 2008.10.07 07:50:00 -
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Im just gald to here MH is still kicking.Lou you still alive? [/url] Take back your existence or die like a punk.
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Orar Ironfist
Digital assassins
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Posted - 2008.10.07 13:58:00 -
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9/10 great fight it would seem. It would seem that there are serious fights ahead of you if such an amazing fight was only the begining.
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Bfoster
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.07 14:35:00 -
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Niraco79
Gallente Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.10.07 14:40:00 -
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Navitas FTW..as a gallente i strongly suport this initiative
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Xanthom
Minmatar Time Of Apocolypse OLD IRONSIDES
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Posted - 2008.10.07 16:38:00 -
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U guys seem to be having too much fun. This game is waaaay too serious for all this fun. STOP!
~Sig~ "Hurricanes are like women - when they come, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car." |
Bashiri
Burning Sky Labs
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Posted - 2008.10.07 16:53:00 -
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I have no words for this.
Nice write up op i have to find out were you live and come by for some drinks.
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Sinder Ohm
Demonic Corp G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.10.07 17:03:00 -
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Phoenix is going to have to get a big ars mining op going to replace those losses |
Progeny Soames
M. Corp Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.10.07 19:41:00 -
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On behalf of no one and in an unofficial response to the un-fettered and naked act of aggression exhibited toward Mostly Harmless by the scoundrels of The Python Cartel, we hereby notify the protagonists and perpetrators of this most horrible act, that Mostly Harmless has no option but to take no action, what-so-ever.
It is with immense regret that we take this course of action, but we remind the Python Cartel that it was their unforgivable deed and total disregard for health and safety procedure, that prompted to us to embark upon a programme of non-retaliation.
Furthermore, no matter how heartfelt the plea nor, no matter how many crying, un-orphaned children they parade on Eve-TV, any request for the cessation of future inaction must be accompanied by suitable recompense for the losses we have suffered.
Therefore, until a box of cream eggs is deposited in a giant secure container at a time and place to be advised, I will have no option but to continue to instruct the Mostly Harmless leadership, who would probably have the utmost respect for me if they knew who I was, to continue this most righteous response.
P.S. Please can the cream eggs be fresh and not some old stock found in the back of an old Wallmart warehouse. I canĘt stand discoloured chocolate. I know the manufacturers all say itĘs just sugar crystals and it wonĘt harm my enjoyment of the chocolate, but you know how it is. ItĘs just not the same. Sure it tastes the same, but something at the back of your mind is telling you the chocolate is bit off!
Comply or face our boundless wrath!
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Stublick Hunt
Minmatar Prince's of the Universe
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:14:00 -
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Don't Pay them ... they tried that one with us, they demanded Mars which we gave them, then they came back looking for the Milky Way and the Galaxy, they seem to Revel in Black Magic.
But back on Topic, set a Bounty on them that should get them by the Curly Wurlys.
... I'll get my coat
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr The Cosa Nostra La Cosa Nostra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:25:00 -
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Curly Wurlies are the shit, man.
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:30:00 -
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Under no circumstances will we give in to your ridiculous demands. We do not have any Cream Eggs nor have we ever heard of a store called "Wallmart". If we did have Cream Eggs, I would be sitting in our station right now stuffing my face with them and watching Rocky 5000 in my underwear.
P.S. The sugar crystals are totally hidden if you simply deep fry the eggs before eating. Since you know that the chocolate underneath is discolored, just give the box of Deep Fried Cream Eggs(tm) to a friend and tell them to wrap it as a present and give it to you while pretending it was from them all along. Denial and a deep fryer can solve virtually all of the worlds problems. ----- My Pirate Blog: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:50:00 -
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Originally by: Progeny Soames On behalf of no one and in an unofficial response to the un-fettered and naked act of aggression exhibited toward Mostly Harmless by the scoundrels of The Python Cartel, we hereby notify the protagonists and perpetrators of this most horrible act, that Mostly Harmless has no option but to take no action, what-so-ever.
It is with immense regret that we take this course of action, but we remind the Python Cartel that it was their unforgivable deed and total disregard for health and safety procedure, that prompted to us to embark upon a programme of non-retaliation.
Furthermore, no matter how heartfelt the plea nor, no matter how many crying, un-orphaned children they parade on Eve-TV, any request for the cessation of future inaction must be accompanied by suitable recompense for the losses we have suffered.
Therefore, until a box of cream eggs is deposited in a giant secure container at a time and place to be advised, I will have no option but to continue to instruct the Mostly Harmless leadership, who would probably have the utmost respect for me if they knew who I was, to continue this most righteous response.
P.S. Please can the cream eggs be fresh and not some old stock found in the back of an old Wallmart warehouse. I canĘt stand discoloured chocolate. I know the manufacturers all say itĘs just sugar crystals and it wonĘt harm my enjoyment of the chocolate, but you know how it is. ItĘs just not the same. Sure it tastes the same, but something at the back of your mind is telling you the chocolate is bit off!
Comply or face our boundless wrath!
How dare you make demands of us? It is you and your despicable alliance that entered our territory first! You guys entered our system, breathed our space air, and mocked our shoulder parrots without first asking permission! We had no choice but to retaliate against the invaders!
However, amends can be made. 100 Exotic Dancers and 20 cases of Spirits, on contract in Jita, will make amends between our two forces. However, in the future, if you wish to enter Aurohunen, you will need to pay toll in the form of X-Rated Holoreels before entering.
I expect an answer SoonÖ.
~Golden Helmet
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:58:00 -
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I SMELL ULTERIOR MOTIVES! ------------------ We are recruiting.
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Apoctasy
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.07 21:58:00 -
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And of course, I had to work while this took place. REST ASSURED I was there in spirit piloting an epic bantam for the glory of the cartel.
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Korinn
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.07 22:01:00 -
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I miss you, dear helmet <3
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LunaticWithCandy
Caldari Fusion Enterprises Ltd Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.10.07 23:28:00 -
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Edited by: LunaticWithCandy on 07/10/2008 23:33:55 Edited by: LunaticWithCandy on 07/10/2008 23:33:24 Progeny Soames, hit me up in game, I'll sort you out some candy --------------------- Master of Pants. |
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.07 23:36:00 -
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Originally by: Korinn I miss you, dear helmet <3
Miss you too sweets, stop by Python Public sometime, kay? ♥♥♥
p.s. did you really snatch a Vagabond BPO? Cuz if so.... NICE!
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Korinn
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.08 02:26:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Korinn I miss you, dear helmet <3
Miss you too sweets, stop by Python Public sometime, kay? ♥♥♥
p.s. did you really snatch a Vagabond BPO? Cuz if so.... NICE!
Negative :( If only I had then my recent spate of miserable dictor losses because of my own stupidity wouldn't sting so bad
Alas, dear boy, it is merely a vicious rumour spread by the many degenerates formerly known as Spartan Industries, trying to discredit me upon my departure from their beloved corp; they clearly could not handle the heartbreak as I left for OSHIT.
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Bfoster
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.08 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: Korinn Edited by: Korinn on 08/10/2008 04:25:03
Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Korinn I miss you, dear helmet <3
Miss you too sweets, stop by Python Public sometime, kay? ♥♥♥
p.s. did you really snatch a Vagabond BPO? Cuz if so.... NICE!
Negative :( If only I had then my recent spate of miserable dictor losses because of my own stupidity wouldn't sting so bad
Alas, dear boy, it is merely a vicious rumour spread by the many degenerates formerly known as Spartan Industries, trying to discredit me upon my departure from their beloved corp; they clearly could not handle the heartbreak as I left for OSHIT.
edit: on the left is golden helmet, he is sexy
OMG.. That is the Python locker room, how did u get that pic of me and GH??? You have been peeping on us again haven't you?! _______________________________________________
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.08 17:49:00 -
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Its a good thing he doesn't have a pic of what happened 5 seconds later
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Mynxee
Hellcats Doom Armada
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Posted - 2008.10.08 19:45:00 -
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Wait, what? FIVE whole, ACTUAL seconds? Wow. You guys are even more uber than I heard thought.
Life in Low Sec | Hellcats
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Mr Coffee
Gallente Cyrus Technologies
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Posted - 2008.10.08 20:14:00 -
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Originally by: Phoenix Pryde Nice writeup!
and congrats to your great victory in this epic battle!
I d like to upgrade your gang to T2 frigates. You ll be able to crush your enemies so much more that way, and simply with more style !
Drop me a mail ingame with a list of 5 T2 frigs of your choice, i shall ready them for you.
This. Epic. You sir Phoenix, get one extra good xl coffee. But if you want to give me free t2 ships to show your esteem and gratitude that's ok too. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
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