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Sinder Ohm
Demonic Corp G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.10.07 17:03:00 -
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Phoenix is going to have to get a big ars mining op going to replace those losses |
Progeny Soames
M. Corp Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.10.07 19:41:00 -
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On behalf of no one and in an unofficial response to the un-fettered and naked act of aggression exhibited toward Mostly Harmless by the scoundrels of The Python Cartel, we hereby notify the protagonists and perpetrators of this most horrible act, that Mostly Harmless has no option but to take no action, what-so-ever.
It is with immense regret that we take this course of action, but we remind the Python Cartel that it was their unforgivable deed and total disregard for health and safety procedure, that prompted to us to embark upon a programme of non-retaliation.
Furthermore, no matter how heartfelt the plea nor, no matter how many crying, un-orphaned children they parade on Eve-TV, any request for the cessation of future inaction must be accompanied by suitable recompense for the losses we have suffered.
Therefore, until a box of cream eggs is deposited in a giant secure container at a time and place to be advised, I will have no option but to continue to instruct the Mostly Harmless leadership, who would probably have the utmost respect for me if they knew who I was, to continue this most righteous response.
P.S. Please can the cream eggs be fresh and not some old stock found in the back of an old Wallmart warehouse. I canĘt stand discoloured chocolate. I know the manufacturers all say itĘs just sugar crystals and it wonĘt harm my enjoyment of the chocolate, but you know how it is. ItĘs just not the same. Sure it tastes the same, but something at the back of your mind is telling you the chocolate is bit off!
Comply or face our boundless wrath!
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Stublick Hunt
Minmatar Prince's of the Universe
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:14:00 -
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Don't Pay them ... they tried that one with us, they demanded Mars which we gave them, then they came back looking for the Milky Way and the Galaxy, they seem to Revel in Black Magic.
But back on Topic, set a Bounty on them that should get them by the Curly Wurlys.
... I'll get my coat
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr The Cosa Nostra La Cosa Nostra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:25:00 -
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Curly Wurlies are the shit, man.
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:30:00 -
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Under no circumstances will we give in to your ridiculous demands. We do not have any Cream Eggs nor have we ever heard of a store called "Wallmart". If we did have Cream Eggs, I would be sitting in our station right now stuffing my face with them and watching Rocky 5000 in my underwear.
P.S. The sugar crystals are totally hidden if you simply deep fry the eggs before eating. Since you know that the chocolate underneath is discolored, just give the box of Deep Fried Cream Eggs(tm) to a friend and tell them to wrap it as a present and give it to you while pretending it was from them all along. Denial and a deep fryer can solve virtually all of the worlds problems. ----- My Pirate Blog: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
My Ransom Board: http://www.pcransomboard.com/ |
Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:50:00 -
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Originally by: Progeny Soames On behalf of no one and in an unofficial response to the un-fettered and naked act of aggression exhibited toward Mostly Harmless by the scoundrels of The Python Cartel, we hereby notify the protagonists and perpetrators of this most horrible act, that Mostly Harmless has no option but to take no action, what-so-ever.
It is with immense regret that we take this course of action, but we remind the Python Cartel that it was their unforgivable deed and total disregard for health and safety procedure, that prompted to us to embark upon a programme of non-retaliation.
Furthermore, no matter how heartfelt the plea nor, no matter how many crying, un-orphaned children they parade on Eve-TV, any request for the cessation of future inaction must be accompanied by suitable recompense for the losses we have suffered.
Therefore, until a box of cream eggs is deposited in a giant secure container at a time and place to be advised, I will have no option but to continue to instruct the Mostly Harmless leadership, who would probably have the utmost respect for me if they knew who I was, to continue this most righteous response.
P.S. Please can the cream eggs be fresh and not some old stock found in the back of an old Wallmart warehouse. I canĘt stand discoloured chocolate. I know the manufacturers all say itĘs just sugar crystals and it wonĘt harm my enjoyment of the chocolate, but you know how it is. ItĘs just not the same. Sure it tastes the same, but something at the back of your mind is telling you the chocolate is bit off!
Comply or face our boundless wrath!
How dare you make demands of us? It is you and your despicable alliance that entered our territory first! You guys entered our system, breathed our space air, and mocked our shoulder parrots without first asking permission! We had no choice but to retaliate against the invaders!
However, amends can be made. 100 Exotic Dancers and 20 cases of Spirits, on contract in Jita, will make amends between our two forces. However, in the future, if you wish to enter Aurohunen, you will need to pay toll in the form of X-Rated Holoreels before entering.
I expect an answer SoonÖ.
~Golden Helmet
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:58:00 -
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I SMELL ULTERIOR MOTIVES! ------------------ We are recruiting.
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Apoctasy
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.07 21:58:00 -
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And of course, I had to work while this took place. REST ASSURED I was there in spirit piloting an epic bantam for the glory of the cartel.
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Korinn
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.07 22:01:00 -
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I miss you, dear helmet <3
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LunaticWithCandy
Caldari Fusion Enterprises Ltd Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.10.07 23:28:00 -
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Edited by: LunaticWithCandy on 07/10/2008 23:33:55 Edited by: LunaticWithCandy on 07/10/2008 23:33:24 Progeny Soames, hit me up in game, I'll sort you out some candy --------------------- Master of Pants. |
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.07 23:36:00 -
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Originally by: Korinn I miss you, dear helmet <3
Miss you too sweets, stop by Python Public sometime, kay? ♥♥♥
p.s. did you really snatch a Vagabond BPO? Cuz if so.... NICE!
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Korinn
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.08 02:26:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Korinn I miss you, dear helmet <3
Miss you too sweets, stop by Python Public sometime, kay? ♥♥♥
p.s. did you really snatch a Vagabond BPO? Cuz if so.... NICE!
Negative :( If only I had then my recent spate of miserable dictor losses because of my own stupidity wouldn't sting so bad
Alas, dear boy, it is merely a vicious rumour spread by the many degenerates formerly known as Spartan Industries, trying to discredit me upon my departure from their beloved corp; they clearly could not handle the heartbreak as I left for OSHIT.
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Bfoster
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.08 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: Korinn Edited by: Korinn on 08/10/2008 04:25:03
Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Korinn I miss you, dear helmet <3
Miss you too sweets, stop by Python Public sometime, kay? ♥♥♥
p.s. did you really snatch a Vagabond BPO? Cuz if so.... NICE!
Negative :( If only I had then my recent spate of miserable dictor losses because of my own stupidity wouldn't sting so bad
Alas, dear boy, it is merely a vicious rumour spread by the many degenerates formerly known as Spartan Industries, trying to discredit me upon my departure from their beloved corp; they clearly could not handle the heartbreak as I left for OSHIT.
edit: on the left is golden helmet, he is sexy
OMG.. That is the Python locker room, how did u get that pic of me and GH??? You have been peeping on us again haven't you?! _______________________________________________
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.08 17:49:00 -
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Its a good thing he doesn't have a pic of what happened 5 seconds later
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Mynxee
Hellcats Doom Armada
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Posted - 2008.10.08 19:45:00 -
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Wait, what? FIVE whole, ACTUAL seconds? Wow. You guys are even more uber than I heard thought.
Life in Low Sec | Hellcats
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Mr Coffee
Gallente Cyrus Technologies
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Posted - 2008.10.08 20:14:00 -
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Originally by: Phoenix Pryde Nice writeup!
and congrats to your great victory in this epic battle!
I d like to upgrade your gang to T2 frigates. You ll be able to crush your enemies so much more that way, and simply with more style !
Drop me a mail ingame with a list of 5 T2 frigs of your choice, i shall ready them for you.
This. Epic. You sir Phoenix, get one extra good xl coffee. But if you want to give me free t2 ships to show your esteem and gratitude that's ok too. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
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