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Rastlor
Dissident Aggressors Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2013.05.13 17:35:00 -
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Dear Space friends,
I'm a player with a insatiable blood lust for killing Goon's and their pets within the CFC. I roam around in their ratting systems (god they love to rat) often solo bringing them as swift a death as possible from my bomb's and overloaded torps.
Some escape sure, some kill me, however many more die in fire as can be seen from my killboard: http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=611374.
Highlights edited include: http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=17701056 Golem 2b http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=17698290 Tengu 1.1b http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16786330 Machariel 1.4b http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16744428 Vindicator 1.8b http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16731704 Vindicator 3b http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16579712 Tengu 1.5b http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16879056 Carrier 2.5b (with friends one of several carriers that month)
However due the somewhat squishy nature of bombers (and the abundance of Sabre pilots - it's always Sabres) I do seem to get through purifiers at a reasonable rate. This is where you my potential sponsors come in.
If you would like to buy me a Purifier hull (fitted or unfitted) / send Isk then please feel free to do so, rest assured it will be put to good use and eventually die (hopefully not without having extracted tears).
This I feel is a much better use of funds than simply assigning a bounty as it's targeted at their line members (from 1 day old little bee's to Goon FC alts) doing what they need to do to make Isk - ratting.
Should I be inundated with sponsorship (unlikely I guess, but you never know) then I'll happily share donations with my fellow Goon slaying brothers - you know who you are.
All sponsors will gain access to a private chat channel where any and all Killmails will be linked and any tears (is there anything in game sweeter that Goon tears?) shared. I can even offer a "This kill was sponsored by X Pilot or Y Corp" in local.
Will I carry on killing Goon's and CFC Pets without sponsorship? Yes most certainly we all derive our fun in New Eden in our own ways! Your sponsorship will mean I can do so more often, potentially with other like minded players.
Fly reckless 0/
Rastlor |
Rastlor
Dissident Aggressors Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2013.05.13 17:36:00 -
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Reserved for future kills... |
Wibla
Tactical Narcotics Team
130
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Posted - 2013.05.13 17:57:00 -
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I think I have some purifiers in jita...
Never stop owning idiots in anoms :) |
Victor Dathar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
60
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Posted - 2013.05.13 17:57:00 -
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I agree that shooting Goon ratters is the best thing in the game and since I cannot do it due to the whole me being a Goon thing I will gladly subscribe to this product and/or service.
VVVVVV Or specific people in the CFC? |
Zhade Lezte
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
109
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Posted - 2013.05.13 17:58:00 -
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Do you take requests for specific CFC entities? |
Rastlor
Dissident Aggressors Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2013.05.13 18:05:00 -
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Zhade Lezte wrote:Do you take requests for specific CFC entities?
A individual player will be difficult, Corps and Alliances though is doable (they tend to only rat within their own backyard / allocated space). I do try not to discriminate too much if they are in CFC and ratting, on a gate or bridge they are considered fair game.
If you would like a specific Corp or Alliance targeted - I'll be happy to take requests. |
Space Wookie
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
13
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Posted - 2013.05.13 18:05:00 -
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I represent all of Goon, and I sponsor you.
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Victor Dathar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
60
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Posted - 2013.05.13 18:09:00 -
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Space Wookie wrote:I represent all of Goon, and I sponsor you.
You are not Cerebral Wolf :frogout: |
Sir Marksalot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
446
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Posted - 2013.05.13 18:20:00 -
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Is it goonfucking if I send this guy a dozen purifiers? |
Hendrick Tallardar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8
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Posted - 2013.05.13 18:28:00 -
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Can I send you a sinister message to send to all your "marks"? Something with a cat on it with a frowning face. |
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Manny Moons
New Order Logistics CODE.
101
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Posted - 2013.05.13 23:40:00 -
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Posting here because I thought the thread needed at least one response from a non-Goon.
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
75
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Posted - 2013.05.13 23:47:00 -
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I'm confused. Why would anyone want to kill a goon? They represent the most evolved players in the game. Everyone should set their goal to one day be a goon. I don't see why everyone isn't knocking down the doors at the recruitment office. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
Huttan Funaila
Terminal Radioactivity
177
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Posted - 2013.05.14 00:52:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote:I'm confused. Why would anyone want to kill a goon? 1. Goons fly ships. 2. Ships must explode. 2.71828 Genuine Terminal Radioactivity PurifiersGäó have the most pure radioactive purifiers that purification can provide. The better to purify bodily fluids and eliminate fluoride from pod goo. Because fluoride drains our precious bodily fluids. |
JAF Anders
Quantum Cats Syndicate Samurai Pizza Cats
96
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Posted - 2013.05.14 02:06:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote: I'm confused. Why would anyone want to kill a goon? They represent the most evolved players in the game. Everyone should set their goal to one day be a goon. I don't see why everyone isn't knocking down the doors at the recruitment office.
It's because they're pinching their iskies for the vetting and in-processing expenditures. |
IrJosy
Club 1621 Goonswarm Federation
60
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Posted - 2013.05.14 02:31:00 -
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Sir Marksalot wrote:Is it goonfucking if I send this guy a dozen purifiers?
No purge the weak! |
Scooter McCabe
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
171
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Posted - 2013.05.14 10:20:00 -
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Doesn't this belong in Wants and Trades as you are offering a service in exchange for Isk? Actually who would want to hire a guy that didn't know where his post properly belongs? |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
337
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Posted - 2013.05.14 10:46:00 -
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Send me a bomber and I'll double it...... You either love us or we hate you. |
Roxxo I'doCocaine
SlammaJammaBamma
3
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Posted - 2013.05.14 13:19:00 -
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Scooter McCabe wrote:Doesn't this belong in Wants and Trades as you are offering a service in exchange for Isk? Actually who would want to hire a guy that didn't know where his post properly belongs?
1. Wants and Trades? Don't you mean Want Ads and Trades? Actually who would want to listen to nitpicking from someone who doesn't even know the names of the forums he's whining about.
2. Mercs offer service in exchange for isk. Merc ads belong in C&P or is this your first time in the forums? His service is a bit "mercish". Asking for ISK to kill and all that.
3. GOON TEARS! \o/ Looks like he is successful in his goal before he even undocks. +1 to this OP! |
Velicitia
Nex Exercitus
1527
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Posted - 2013.05.14 13:31:00 -
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Huttan Funaila wrote:Erotica 1 wrote:I'm confused. Why would anyone want to kill a goon? 1. Goons fly ships. 2. Ships must explode. 2.71828 Genuine Terminal Radioactivity PurifiersGäó have the most pure radioactive purifiers that purification can provide. The better to purify bodily fluids and eliminate fluoride from pod goo. Because fluoride drains our precious bodily fluids.
nice Dr. Strangelove reference there.
One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia |
Kristopher Rocancourt
Alpha Sleepers
124
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Posted - 2013.05.14 15:05:00 -
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Sir Marksalot wrote:Is it goonfucking if I send this guy a dozen purifiers?
LOL Proud member of MYM8 Jita Police.
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Raptors Mole
The Pheasant Pluckers
120
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Posted - 2013.05.14 16:56:00 -
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How on earth did you manage that Tengu kill? He should have shredded you! |
Rastlor
Dissident Aggressors Mordus Angels
8
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Posted - 2013.05.14 17:15:00 -
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Raptors Mole wrote:How on earth did you manage that Tengu kill? He should have shredded you!
Shooting Rage / Fury at a bomber is not a good idea |
Rez Valintine
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2013.05.15 03:17:00 -
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See you Space Cowboy .. |
Victor Dathar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
64
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Posted - 2013.05.15 12:45:00 -
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Oh TNT-chan
You need to find an afk or whatever ratting carrier like that Tribal Band guy. That would make my day. |
Draghkar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8
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Posted - 2013.05.15 13:23:00 -
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Try and spot on the graph where we booted this alliance of worthless roleplayers out of the CFC
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Mordus_Angels/stats/2012-11-01:2013-04-03 |
Sir Marksalot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
457
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Posted - 2013.05.15 14:56:00 -
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Truly, we let anyone into the CFC.
Roxxo I'doCocaine wrote:Scooter McCabe wrote:Doesn't this belong in Wants and Trades as you are offering a service in exchange for Isk? Actually who would want to hire a guy that didn't know where his post properly belongs? 1. Wants and Trades? Don't you mean Want Ads and Trades? Actually who would want to listen to nitpicking from someone who doesn't even know the names of the forums he's whining about. 2. Mercs offer service in exchange for isk. Merc ads belong in C&P or is this your first time in the forums? His service is a bit "mercish". Asking for ISK to kill and all that. 3. GOON TEARS! \o/ Looks like he is successful in his goal before he even undocks. +1 to this OP!
Now why on earth would anyone be this angry about Scooter McCabe :allears: |
Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
65
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Posted - 2013.05.15 15:13:00 -
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Sir Marksalot wrote: :allears:
what happened to your cursing thread? }:) |
beancounter Jaynara
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.05.15 15:44:00 -
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Sir Marksalot wrote:Truly, we let anyone into the CFC. Roxxo I'doCocaine wrote:Scooter McCabe wrote:Doesn't this belong in Wants and Trades as you are offering a service in exchange for Isk? Actually who would want to hire a guy that didn't know where his post properly belongs? 1. Wants and Trades? Don't you mean Want Ads and Trades? Actually who would want to listen to nitpicking from someone who doesn't even know the names of the forums he's whining about. 2. Mercs offer service in exchange for isk. Merc ads belong in C&P or is this your first time in the forums? His service is a bit "mercish". Asking for ISK to kill and all that. 3. GOON TEARS! \o/ Looks like he is successful in his goal before he even undocks. +1 to this OP! Now why on earth would anyone be this angry about Scooter McCabe :allears:
Speaking of Scooter McCabe, he helped me move all of my stuff for me and was really helpful. Even though I was not joining his corp, he stepped up to the plate and really helped me once he confirmed I paid the deposit. I owe you one Scooter! |
Rastlor
Dissident Aggressors Mordus Angels
9
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Posted - 2013.05.15 16:06:00 -
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Confirming our miners have left (so much drama re who can access what belt, cherry picking the ABCs etc - note there were times where it would have been easier to just get on and shoot them ourselves) and were left with PVPer's / bitter vets, oh noes
To our former indy corp / alliance mates you were not all that bad and the fact I managed to snag a few of you ratting in anoms in Tribute shows I show you no ill feelings at all.
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CowWarrior
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.05.15 21:51:00 -
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You heard it straight from the op:
Deklein is heaven for solo gankers! Just look at all of those juicy ratter/anom kills he got... and most of them didn't even fight back!
If I may be so bold as to offer some ship selection and fitting advice to those setting autopilot for VFK-IV; you can't go wrong with faction/deadspace modules to give you that extra "punch" in curb-stomping those clueless goonies. A faction or storyline cloak can make it that much easier to avoid the impotent homeland defense gangs that will surely form up after your next "kill".
Best "ganking" ships for goonie tear extraction: Purifier - preferably fit with deadspace afterburner and republic fleet disruptor or maybe a domi/ts scram Cynabal - load it up with faction/deadspace goodies and the best cloak you can find. Laugh as you evade gatecamps. Tengu - cloaky and nullified. load up with faction/deadspace. You'll never die, so don't skimp on the implants. 100mn afterburner fits are also a wise choice. Loki - see Tengu
Hope this helps. See you in space o7 Fly safe.
CowWarrior
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