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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.01.31 06:31:00 -
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according to goons we have been failure cascading for about a year now. Not only do we fail at eve but we fail a failure cascading. Worst failure cascade ever.......
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.01.31 06:35:00 -
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Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
Originally by: Dastycakes according to goons we have been failure cascading for about a year now. Not only do we fail at eve but we fail a failure cascading. Worst failure cascade ever.......
No, you've been a failure for a FEW years.
Being a failure does not mean you are failure cascading. You should be but it's like a chicken with it's head cut off. Too stupid to know it's dead.
so bitter. why you so angry at internet spaceships game pubbie?
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.01.31 06:38:00 -
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Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
Originally by: Dastycakes
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
Originally by: Dastycakes according to goons we have been failure cascading for about a year now. Not only do we fail at eve but we fail a failure cascading. Worst failure cascade ever.......
No, you've been a failure for a FEW years.
Being a failure does not mean you are failure cascading. You should be but it's like a chicken with it's head cut off. Too stupid to know it's dead.
so bitter. why you so angry at internet spaceships game pubbie?
Talking to yourself again?
hurr durr good one
420 warp motherships to hostile stations everyday?
also smash killed your titan and now you have a hardon for me ever since. Its cute |
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Posted - 2009.01.31 06:44:00 -
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Originally by: Static Kinetics Edited by: Static Kinetics on 31/01/2009 06:41:47
Originally by: Dastycakes
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
Originally by: Dastycakes according to goons we have been failure cascading for about a year now. Not only do we fail at eve but we fail a failure cascading. Worst failure cascade ever.......
No, you've been a failure for a FEW years.
Being a failure does not mean you are failure cascading. You should be but it's like a chicken with it's head cut off. Too stupid to know it's dead.
so bitter. why you so angry at internet spaceships game pubbie?
you heard it here folks
goons take this game very seriously. we can only hope to be like BoB posting walls of text about slogan changes and counter-propaganda. look where it got them
that gimik is over, goons have become the pubbies nerd raging over a video game. Accept it and move on.
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.01.31 06:48:00 -
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Originally by: KeratinBoy RISE is no more. ATLAS has bravely stepped up to grasp the thorny rose of failheritance (tm) and accept their destiny as the laughingstock of 0.0.
(Fret ye not, when you fall, verily shall EXE take up the banner)
Mixing metaphors, oh yeah. :c00lbert:
rise above amirite?
again stop taking video games so seriously. Your hard on for me just makes you look pathetic. Let it be little goonie, let it be.
Bring back the old goons of 2 years ago, not these mentaly challenged spaceship flyers
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Posted - 2009.01.31 06:49:00 -
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Originally by: Static Kinetics
Originally by: Dastycakes
that gimik is over, goons have become the pubbies nerd raging over a video game. Accept it and move on.
i don't think you 'get' sarcasm
i dont think you 'get' what you have become. Its ok pubbie keep pretending you dont care? |
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Posted - 2009.01.31 06:52:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Thunk So a lot of Atlas members have alts in "The INTERNET" then.
Captain Thunk
FUN FACT: actually there are more goons in THE INTERNET than any other alliance.
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.01.31 06:52:00 -
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Originally by: Static Kinetics
Originally by: Dastycakes
Originally by: Static Kinetics
Originally by: Dastycakes
that gimik is over, goons have become the pubbies nerd raging over a video game. Accept it and move on.
i don't think you 'get' sarcasm
i dont think you 'get' what you have become. Its ok pubbie keep pretending you dont care?
just like how you 'pretend' not to get sarcasm?
quit gettin mad at forums and stop acting like a pubbie
tia
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.01.31 06:54:00 -
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Originally by: Static Kinetics
Originally by: Dastycakes
Originally by: Captain Thunk So a lot of Atlas members have alts in "The INTERNET" then.
Captain Thunk
FUN FACT: actually there are more goons in THE INTERNET than any other alliance.
FUN FACT: you're p. bad at posting
so witty and insightfull, thank you for this. Good to know, good to know.
wow whats with the hardon for me tonight?
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.01.31 06:58:00 -
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show me on the doll where Atlas touched you?
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Posted - 2009.01.31 07:12:00 -
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Originally by: Static Kinetics
Originally by: Epic Juice
Originally by: KeratinBoy
Originally by: Zapp Brannigahn i regret ever making this post, due solely to the just awful replies that are inside it.
please god, re-read what your saying, and let the horror grip you
It's CAOD. No-one cares.
I thought i asked you to leave?
MODS?!!!!
here we have a caod elitist, age 14, sex undetermined
such horrible posting, you had to go to rl insults and you didnt even make it onto page 3 yet. How far the goon forum *****s have fallen
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Posted - 2009.02.01 16:14:00 -
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I love how dumb goons are. At the same time i also feel kinda bad for em too |
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Posted - 2009.02.02 04:44:00 -
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pretty close. FVKAS/SACK had been in a year long battle with the residents of drone regions. It came to the point where the balance finaly went into FVKAS/SACKS favor and ED (long time goon renter/pet) were being pushed out. This was also going on during the end of the failed NOL campaign. So goons came up with tcf and a couple other southerners to kick FVKAS/SACK out. That fateful day in R-6 when smash blew up Goons titan lolz (i was passed out drunk on my floor missing the op) and we knew our time in dronelands was over. With goons and their southern allies pushing on Smashkills space in geminite and the Drone russians and pets pushing on FIX and Atlas space, the order was given to withdraw. A good chunk of Atlas was able to pack up everything we own and move it to forge lowsec where we staged to help Smashkill in the fight we all knew we couldn't win.
We then moved to lowsec, got some nice fights and a promethiem moon and then moved to stain. We assisted SE, Coven and Systematic chaos in strikes against goon moon mining operations in estoria. Lots of fun fights and the goons shure did emo. After being blobbed out of estoria, goons said they were gonna take stain from us (lolz. After 3 weeks of goons gettin slaughtered by Stain Empire we decided to assist TRI in the north since our presence wasn't really necessary to our allies.
In our return to geminite we spanked LOL KIA around and even had special eddz beg us to let him take his towers out of vale. This is also at the time that a 25 man roaming gang from IEEX took K-25 from kia on their own. After a couple weeks of KIA alliance fighting this 25man roaming IEEX gang, they finaly outblobbed IEEX and took back K-25 using the drone russians and their pets. We then left Vale cause it was pretty ****ty and made a grab for Dek but of course the NC ruined a perfectly good 3way.
So we went down south to assist our Allies Stainwagon in the war efforts down there. In the course of the last couple months we made friends with EXE, BoB and -A- and i have to say these are great guys to fly with. (normally we were shooting each other) Now StainWagon and Atlas are sitting on a butt load of Goonie high end moons and we watch everyday as they emo about us being dead or irrelevant or some other excuse they make trying to cover the fact on how much they fail. TBH the goon Nerd rage towards us is pretty hilarious and we all get a kick out of reading their desperate and pathetic posts on caod.
The End
tldr: Atlas being a fail and sucky alliance has been a thorn in the goons side over the last year and thats why they hate us so much. The goons are now the pubbies getting angry at internet spaceships game. A true reversal from what they were 2 years ago.
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.02.02 04:57:00 -
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Originally by: Shinma Apollo
Originally by: Dastycakes pretty close. FVKAS/SACK had been in a year long battle with the residents of drone regions. It came to the point where the balance finaly went into FVKAS/SACKS favor and ED (long time goon renter/pet) were being pushed out. This was also going on during the end of the failed NOL campaign. So goons came up with tcf and a couple other southerners to kick FVKAS/SACK out. That fateful day in R-6 when smash blew up Goons titan lolz (i was passed out drunk on my floor missing the op) and we knew our time in dronelands was over. With goons and their southern allies pushing on Smashkills space in geminite and the Drone russians and pets pushing on FIX and Atlas space, the order was given to withdraw. A good chunk of Atlas was able to pack up everything we own and move it to forge lowsec where we staged to help Smashkill in the fight we all knew we couldn't win.
We then moved to lowsec, got some nice fights and a promethiem moon and then moved to stain. We assisted SE, Coven and Systematic chaos in strikes against goon moon mining operations in estoria. Lots of fun fights and the goons shure did emo. After being blobbed out of estoria, goons said they were gonna take stain from us (lolz. After 3 weeks of goons gettin slaughtered by Stain Empire we decided to assist TRI in the north since our presence wasn't really necessary to our allies.
In our return to geminite we spanked LOL KIA around and even had special eddz beg us to let him take his towers out of vale. This is also at the time that a 25 man roaming gang from IEEX took K-25 from kia on their own. After a couple weeks of KIA alliance fighting this 25man roaming IEEX gang, they finaly outblobbed IEEX and took back K-25 using the drone russians and their pets. We then left Vale cause it was pretty ****ty and made a grab for Dek but of course the NC ruined a perfectly good 3way.
So we went down south to assist our Allies Stainwagon in the war efforts down there. In the course of the last couple months we made friends with EXE, BoB and -A- and i have to say these are great guys to fly with. (normally we were shooting each other) Now StainWagon and Atlas are sitting on a butt load of Goonie high end moons and we watch everyday as they emo about us being dead or irrelevant or some other excuse they make trying to cover the fact on how much they fail. TBH the goon Nerd rage towards us is pretty hilarious and we all get a kick out of reading their desperate and pathetic posts on caod.
The End
tldr: Atlas being a fail and sucky alliance has been a thorn in the goons side over the last year and thats why they hate us so much. The goons are now the pubbies getting angry at internet spaceships game. A true reversal from what they were 2 years ago.
Posting in a "Atlas somehow thinks their relevant and I can justify not tying that noose for another month" reply.
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.02.02 05:05:00 -
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Originally by: Shinma Apollo
Originally by: Graalum
Originally by: Shinma Apollo
Posting in a "Atlas somehow thinks their relevant and I can justify not tying that noose for another month" reply.
dude you were in tgrad
Tgrad is a great corp, think about it as 1/4 the skillpoints of atlas, 10x the success, and 1/10 of the butt hurt if they lose a ship.
show me on the doll where atlas touched you
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.02.02 05:12:00 -
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Originally by: Shardrael
Originally by: Shinma Apollo
Originally by: Dastycakes pretty close. FVKAS/SACK had been in a year long battle with the residents of drone regions. It came to the point where the balance finaly went into FVKAS/SACKS favor and ED (long time goon renter/pet) were being pushed out. This was also going on during the end of the failed NOL campaign. So goons came up with tcf and a couple other southerners to kick FVKAS/SACK out. That fateful day in R-6 when smash blew up Goons titan lolz (i was passed out drunk on my floor missing the op) and we knew our time in dronelands was over. With goons and their southern allies pushing on Smashkills space in geminite and the Drone russians and pets pushing on FIX and Atlas space, the order was given to withdraw. A good chunk of Atlas was able to pack up everything we own and move it to forge lowsec where we staged to help Smashkill in the fight we all knew we couldn't win.
We then moved to lowsec, got some nice fights and a promethiem moon and then moved to stain. We assisted SE, Coven and Systematic chaos in strikes against goon moon mining operations in estoria. Lots of fun fights and the goons shure did emo. After being blobbed out of estoria, goons said they were gonna take stain from us (lolz. After 3 weeks of goons gettin slaughtered by Stain Empire we decided to assist TRI in the north since our presence wasn't really necessary to our allies.
In our return to geminite we spanked LOL KIA around and even had special eddz beg us to let him take his towers out of vale. This is also at the time that a 25 man roaming gang from IEEX took K-25 from kia on their own. After a couple weeks of KIA alliance fighting this 25man roaming IEEX gang, they finaly outblobbed IEEX and took back K-25 using the drone russians and their pets. We then left Vale cause it was pretty ****ty and made a grab for Dek but of course the NC ruined a perfectly good 3way.
So we went down south to assist our Allies Stainwagon in the war efforts down there. In the course of the last couple months we made friends with EXE, BoB and -A- and i have to say these are great guys to fly with. (normally we were shooting each other) Now StainWagon and Atlas are sitting on a butt load of Goonie high end moons and we watch everyday as they emo about us being dead or irrelevant or some other excuse they make trying to cover the fact on how much they fail. TBH the goon Nerd rage towards us is pretty hilarious and we all get a kick out of reading their desperate and pathetic posts on caod.
The End
tldr: Atlas being a fail and sucky alliance has been a thorn in the goons side over the last year and thats why they hate us so much. The goons are now the pubbies getting angry at internet spaceships game. A true reversal from what they were 2 years ago.
Posting in a "Atlas somehow thinks their relevant and I can justify not tying that noose for another month" reply.
dast is more of a drinking the drain cleaner kind of thing
its bleach and fat told me to do it.....
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.02.02 05:13:00 -
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Originally by: Shinma Apollo
Originally by: Dastycakes well i started maybe 20 threads, posted in idk 300+ and i used that line like 5 times. I only like to use it on special occasions when the pubbie has an extreme hard on for me.
I too, would be able to count my posts if I spent most of my time rotating in station because undocking would mean confronting failure yet again.
P.S. I can click f5 faster than you can.
what does f5 do and i spent alot of time today in b-1 and other places in my thanatos waiting for the NC to undock. I also spend alot of time drinking.
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.02.02 05:18:00 -
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do you want a hug or something?
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.02.02 05:21:00 -
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Originally by: Shinma Apollo
Originally by: Dastycakes Edited by: Dastycakes on 02/02/2009 05:18:26 do you want a hug or something?
edit: sup koronos, how goes things with you? havent seen ya since geminite
Actually, yes, could use one. my grandmother just died.
i'm so sorry dude. Sucks to have a loss in the family. Be strong and things will get better. Tomorrow is always another day and the pain will eventually go away but will never fully leave. I'll pray for you |
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Posted - 2009.02.02 05:23:00 -
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Originally by: Nhoj Sllew sup so is atlas failcading or what
i heard stuff from sources
they said things
hey what do i got to do to make things right with scooter? I miss you guys |
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.02.02 05:30:00 -
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Originally by: Yorda Man Dasty, I was going to post this long post about the whole goons vs atlas thing but went with the whole fail line after getting bored half way though.
thats why i put it in the tldr version. Need to keep busy, trying to find a link to insurance cost/payout for battleships in the game. No one seems to be helpin me out in general discusion
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Posted - 2009.02.02 05:31:00 -
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Edited by: Dastycakes on 02/02/2009 05:31:39
Originally by: Yorda I even thought about the whole thorn in our side thing but decided you were more of a mosquito. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
*brokeback mountain*
edit: linky?
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.02.02 05:37:00 -
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Originally by: Yorda Edited by: Yorda on 02/02/2009 05:33:26 Damnit I was just going to congratulate you on not mentioning deadtear then I actually went and skimmed the post.
http://wiki.goonfleet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page might need a forum account to access the pages but lawl GF forums.
Yeah need to be reg. will have a atlas spy look it up tomorrow then. Thanks for the link and ofcourse i cant go a day without mentioning deadtear, i try but i just cant |
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Posted - 2009.02.02 05:50:00 -
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Originally by: Yorda Heh, some random guy just sent me 500mil isk + a bunch of **** because he was quitting and I'm an awesome poster.
Take that posting superstars.
i got 17bill from one guy :p
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Dastycakes
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Posted - 2009.02.02 05:56:00 -
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ya huh. Actualy was an old friend i started the game with, he quit and gave his stuff to me. Had about 17bill in ships and bpo's. Its now down to like 14 cause i lose alot of ships due to my dependency on alcohol.......
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