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TheMaster42
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Posted - 2008.10.07 18:49:00 -
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Fleet battles iz laggy. Nodes crash. But it's players' fault for letting themselves group up in the same star system to fight?
For your consideration: CCP Oughta Know - (to the tune of "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs
Warning: music contains one instance of the f-doomsday. Text is bleeped, however. Totally work safe with headphones.
Direct download link (WMV is a fail format): http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0810/CCPOughtaKnowWMV.wmv
Hope you enjoy it as much as I did making it! - TheMaster42
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clone 1
Laughing Leprechauns Corporation
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Posted - 2008.10.07 19:16:00 -
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That's actually quite brilliant. I really feel your pain. -------------------------------------------------- The Angels Have the Phone Box |
Ken LEEEEEEE
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.10.07 19:20:00 -
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Edited by: Ken LEEEEEEE on 07/10/2008 19:20:29 Cry me a river !!! I cant even pretend to care about that sorry !:((
______ - WTF IS GOING ON ? - HOW THE *** U KILLED ME IN HIGH SEC ? - ctrl+click , wd on , web on , F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 ....now u understand how ?
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PsychoBones II
R.E.C.O.N. The Firm.
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:23:00 -
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Originally by: TheMaster42 (WMV is a fail format)
It's kinda suitable for your video, then.
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Orar Ironfist
Digital assassins
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Posted - 2008.10.07 22:52:00 -
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that was actually quite good. I too wish for an eve without lag
and lol @ the failalts and wannabes that are/going to flame your thread.
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Ignition SemperFi
The Arrow Project Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.10.08 03:28:00 -
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Originally by: Ken LEEEEEEE Edited by: Ken LEEEEEEE on 07/10/2008 19:20:29 Cry me a river !!! I cant even pretend to care about that sorry !:((
heh... the irony being your chars name comes from a terrible song rip off. ------ People Say Im paranoid because I have a gun, I say I dont have to be paranoid because I have a gun.
Garmon - "I LOK ON TO ROMULAN WARBIRD AND GO POW POW POW" |
NereSky
Gallente Trinity Nova Trinity Nova Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.08 07:39:00 -
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It was actually pretty good and humerous - i remember those days only to well now i just have to put up with bugs in Empire rather than massive lag where you dont see anything :)
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TimGascoigne
The Graduates Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.10.08 10:35:00 -
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If CCP didn't spend all of that time and money on ambulation we probably wouldn't be here watching this video.
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the plague
Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.10.08 13:06:00 -
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well i think that is pure genious.... even though i thought i was famous for a split second when i saw my name in there!!
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Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.08 14:39:00 -
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Originally by: TimGascoigne If CCP didn't spend all of that time and money on ambulation we probably wouldn't be here watching this video.
Poor rhetoric considering I don't believe anyone here knows the actual amount of cash being spent on new servers and programmer payroll.
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Asuka SoryuLangley
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Posted - 2008.10.08 17:10:00 -
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That is brilliant, and it's sadly true. Thank you for making it, i hope everyone at CCP will watch it.
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adriaans
Amarr Ankaa.
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Posted - 2008.10.08 17:18:00 -
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missed the latest dev blogs and what they're going to do did you?
my point is only, ccp DOES care, i mean they'd hardly have any players if they didn't...:/ -sig-
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Gunner Milia
Amarr Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2008.10.12 00:08:00 -
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Well edited and all that jazz.
However , Im sure that ccp arent just sitting in there seats watching eve tube and playing cards. Hate to say it , but like another said , if that were the case , they'd be out of a job , and a game that everyone loves. Lets face it , nothing is perfect, and as much as CCP would like it to be for ya , its probably impossible for them to do it. It would probably take multiple servers for each constellation. But im not the one to be asking as I just love to the play the game for what it is.
I hear ya on the " This lag sucks " part. but wtf else do you want. I guess it all comes down to , If wanna keep playing , keep paying. if ya dont , then dont.
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MAX MEXX
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Posted - 2008.10.12 11:44:00 -
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ha ha nice 1. :)
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Sebea
Bottomfeeders Science and Research
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Posted - 2008.10.12 14:54:00 -
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Originally by: Gunner Milia Well edited and all that jazz.
However , Im sure that ccp arent just sitting in there seats watching eve tube and playing cards. Hate to say it , but like another said , if that were the case , they'd be out of a job , and a game that everyone loves. Lets face it , nothing is perfect, and as much as CCP would like it to be for ya , its probably impossible for them to do it. It would probably take multiple servers for each constellation. But im not the one to be asking as I just love to the play the game for what it is.
I hear ya on the " This lag sucks " part. but wtf else do you want. I guess it all comes down to , If wanna keep playing , keep paying. if ya dont , then dont.
actually, its easy to extrapolate that they dont care. Instead of constant twice yearly updates with new features, a company that cared would stop advertising, and adding features, and fix the end game content that has been advertised.
Now i know that lag can't be totally fixed, but they can put in measures to assure that these types of things don't happen, yet they don't, why? Because advertising huge fleet fights and epic battles gets new players, who usually end up playing for a year or so training skills before they ever get to the point of being in these broken battles.
CCP is a company, and that company cares about money first and foremost, and everything else after, including the worshiping fanboi.
Honestly, if the hardware and program is never going to be able to handle things like this, then they need to do something about it, like hardcap systems, or changing the very nature of the combat, and NOW, not "soon". This game is not a beta client, though it plays like one more often than not, so after 5 years, you would think that the kinks were worked out, or really close to being worked out. But they aren't, and as the population is increasing in the game, they are actually getting worse.
The other pain is the copy and paste responses that are given in situations like this, that do nothing but increase the players ire at the company. Seriously, if the logs show nothing, then they need new logs, perhaps client side logs that can show them more, or be compared to the autistic logs they have now. People have gone to great lengths to prove to CCP that their game is broken, that things are happening that CCP denies occur, and yet, still, they get the same laughable copy paste response, which I'm sure, any player who's gotten one makes you want to do one thing: fly/drive/float to the devs location and flog him.
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MonwrathDisortium
Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.10.13 04:35:00 -
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Originally by: Orar Ironfist that was actually quite good. I too wish for an eve without lag
and lol @ the failalts and wannabes that are/going to flame your thread.
I agree with steve, good video and very good topic.
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Greme
Amarr Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.13 09:17:00 -
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Hehe, very nice! :D
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zcinner
Caldari Corp 1 Allstars
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Posted - 2008.10.15 21:11:00 -
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well your talking about fleetbattles n shit you wont get in jita anyways so get ur carebear ass out of jita and stop whine tbh.
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Rehmes
Minmatar RillaCorp Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.10.15 22:07:00 -
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Lol that was funny. Wether people agree or not it doesnt matter, it was funny to me.
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MrValera
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Posted - 2008.10.15 22:47:00 -
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Just one word : EPIC.
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fearceone
Caldari Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.10.17 13:50:00 -
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Excellent Movie, and so true it hurts
Per CCP it is obviously something wrong on my end when I jump into a new system I am dead by the Time I am even allowed to activate modules.
and may any alliance using node crashing as a tactic for taking space...burn in hell.
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Enden Assulu
Caldari JinTech Industries Utterly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.10.17 17:56:00 -
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Very funny
Also nice topic, lag eats my face :(
* * * M3h Skillz
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