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Tyson Gallane
Caldari Political Warfare Executive
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:43:00 -
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I was playing around on EFT earlier, and I discovered THIS :
CALDARI BANTAM FRIGATE
High 1 x 125mm Railgun II 1 x EP-S Gaussian I Excavation Pulse
Medium 1 x 1mn MicroWarpdrive II 1 x Warp Disruptor II
Low MAPC I Overdrive Injector System II
Rigs 2 x Polycarb Engine Housing II 1 x Polycarb Engine Housing I
With a full Snake set (and some other speed oriented implants) this thing goes a stunning 5124m/s! With gang bonuses (and every skill in the game at V) it'd probably go even faster than that!
(It has nearly 740 EHPs, and can run its MWD for approx 15 seconds.)
Surely something must be done to prevent these things streaking through the belts at physics-engine breaking speeds! This is the thin end of the wedge you know. Once people start to realise how good these things are, nodody will fly anything else! The Eve Cluster will comprise of nothing but masses of speed-tanked Bantams (and perhaps the odd grinning loon in a Destroyer)!
Diversity will fail, and you - the dedicated people at CCP - all that you have worked for will come to naught!
So please! Do something to fix this before its all too late!
Yours, in hope, Tyson Gallane.
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Natalia Kovac
Minmatar Phoenix Tribe
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:46:00 -
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I CAN NOT CATCH A 5KM/S FRIGATE. IT IS LITERALLY UNPOSSIBLE.
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:46:00 -
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Someone's bitter.
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Laila Eldgorn
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:48:00 -
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0/10
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:48:00 -
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MY BITTER NANOWHINE WAS EQUIPPED WITH THE FOLLOWING: 1X Bantam 1X EFT 1X LACK OF CLEVERNESS 24500X TEARS ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |
Amitious Turkey
Gallente N.A.S.A. Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:48:00 -
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Edited by: Amitious Turkey on 01/08/2008 17:48:48 lolz, thats funny.
(\_/) (O.o) (> <)[]==^= (urtok's bunny-its a machinegun)
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Anything i say on the forums is my own opinion, not of my corporation or alliance.
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zephyr1234
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:48:00 -
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Oh my.
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Tyson Gallane
Caldari Political Warfare Executive
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:50:00 -
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OMG! I just found that you can replace the 125mm Gauss with a COVERT OPS CLOAKING DEVICE II (offline)
UBER!!!
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Tyson Gallane
Caldari Political Warfare Executive
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:58:00 -
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I'm not bitter. Honest!
I've never even owned a nano-ship. Even if I did, I'd probably just fly it a 15m/s round Jita 4-4 playing loud music, and pick up chicks.
T.
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Red Thunder
Most Wanted INC G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:59:00 -
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hahaha
Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines |
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:00:00 -
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"I was playing around with EFT and came up with the following" is the new "my Raven was equipped with the following" tbh.
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Tyson Gallane
Caldari Political Warfare Executive
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:05:00 -
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Its amazing how qualified I feel now that I have EFT.
*Dashes off to 'New Citizens Q & A' to help noobs with their ship fittings*
T.
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Apoctasy
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic MY BITTER NANOWHINE WAS EQUIPPED WITH THE FOLLOWING: 1X Bantam 1X EFT 1X LACK OF CLEVERNESS 24500X TEARS
lulz ----
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Khrillian
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic MY BITTER NANOWHINE WAS EQUIPPED WITH THE FOLLOWING: 1X Bantam 1X EFT 1X LACK OF CLEVERNESS 24500X TEARS
Are the tears T1, T2, or faction?
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:11:00 -
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Originally by: Khrillian
Originally by: Tarminic MY BITTER NANOWHINE WAS EQUIPPED WITH THE FOLLOWING: 1X Bantam 1X EFT 1X LACK OF CLEVERNESS 24500X TEARS
Are the tears T1, T2, or faction?
The nano-fad guys who jumped on the bandwagon are crying T1 tears. Vets are crying the T2 tears. And the faction tears? Burn Eden. ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |
Tyson Gallane
Caldari Political Warfare Executive
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:11:00 -
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Actually, the Bantam only has space in the cargo hold for 14200 tears. Overdrive injector thingy.
I hear a BOB Bantam can carry more though, cos they were helped by the Devs!
T.
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:22:00 -
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Originally by: Tyson Gallane Actually, the Bantam only has space in the cargo hold for 14200 tears. Overdrive injector thingy.
I hear a BOB Bantam can carry more though, cos they were helped by the Devs!
T.
BoB never cries newb
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:23:00 -
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Replace the miner and civilian rail with a salvager and a cloaking device, and it's even more overpowered!
The nano mission salvaging afk cloaking bantam! ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |
Gabbot
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic Replace the miner and civilian rail with a salvager and a cloaking device, and it's even more overpowered!
The nano mission salvaging afk cloaking bantam!
SHHHH DONT GIEV THEM NERF IDERS
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Tyson Gallane
Caldari Political Warfare Executive
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:28:00 -
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Could this finally be the answer?? A way to break up Blob warfare??!
T.
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Tyson Gallane
Caldari Political Warfare Executive
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:30:00 -
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Edited by: Tyson Gallane on 01/08/2008 18:31:05
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
Originally by: Tyson Gallane Actually, the Bantam only has space in the cargo hold for 14200 tears. Overdrive injector thingy.
I hear a BOB Bantam can carry more though, cos they were helped by the Devs!
T.
BoB never cries newb
Oh, I just thought they collected other peoples tears...
(pleasedon'tkillmeBOB)
T.
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Stab Wounds
Caldari State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:31:00 -
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nano gorilla:
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Faife
Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Khrillian
Originally by: Tarminic MY BITTER NANOWHINE WAS EQUIPPED WITH THE FOLLOWING: 1X Bantam 1X EFT 1X LACK OF CLEVERNESS 24500X TEARS
Are the tears T1, T2, or faction?
The nano-fad guys who jumped on the bandwagon are crying T1 tears. Vets are crying the T2 tears. And the faction tears? Burn Eden.
Tri and Pandemic i believe are the officer tears. - -
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Eran Laude
Gallente Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:32:00 -
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Using ur EFT skillz kan u builde me a navitas fit? I dont fly calamari lolololoolol
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Banana Torres
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:33:00 -
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Oh my Ghod, my sides are splitting. The OP is so witty and so original.
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Vitrael
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:37:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic The nano-fad guys who jumped on the bandwagon are crying T1 tears. Vets are crying the T2 tears. And the faction tears? Burn Eden.
The only reason you're not crying is you've never played Eve.
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Tyson Gallane
Caldari Political Warfare Executive
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:41:00 -
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Adapt or Die!
The best, most expedient way to counter this uber-ship is to have specialists in every gang train Destroyers skill to, er, 1.
T.
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:42:00 -
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Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 01/08/2008 18:44:16 My Bantam was equipped with the following:
HIGH SEXTUPLE 2500MM REPEATING ARTILLERY I (OFFLINE) COVERT OPS CLOAKING DEVICE II (OFFLINE)
MEDIUM MIZURO'S MODIFIED STASIS WEBIFIER (OFFLINE) X-LARGE SHIELD BOOSTER II (OFFLINE)
LOW CENTUS X-TYPE LARGE ARMOR REPAIRER (OFFLINE) CORPUS C-TYPE LARGE ARMOR REPAIRER (OFFLINE)
DRONES TEMPLAR (IN STATION HANGAR)
UPGRADES CARGOHOLD OPTIMIZATION II
Station manager won't even let this ship undock it's so awesome. And while it's docked it's safe from attack so actually it's invincible if you think about it. Nerffff
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:46:00 -
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Originally by: Vitrael
Originally by: Tarminic The nano-fad guys who jumped on the bandwagon are crying T1 tears. Vets are crying the T2 tears. And the faction tears? Burn Eden.
The only reason you're not crying is you've never played Eve.
What nonsense is that?
That is only one of several reasons. ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |
Tyson Gallane
Caldari Political Warfare Executive
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 01/08/2008 18:44:16 My Bantam was equipped with the following:
HIGH SEXTUPLE 2500MM REPEATING ARTILLERY I (OFFLINE) COVERT OPS CLOAKING DEVICE II (OFFLINE)
MEDIUM MIZURO'S MODIFIED STASIS WEBIFIER (OFFLINE) X-LARGE SHIELD BOOSTER II (OFFLINE)
LOW CENTUS X-TYPE LARGE ARMOR REPAIRER (OFFLINE) CORPUS C-TYPE LARGE ARMOR REPAIRER (OFFLINE)
DRONES TEMPLAR (IN STATION HANGAR)
UPGRADES CARGOHOLD OPTIMIZATION II
Station manager won't even let this ship undock it's so awesome. And while it's docked it's safe from attack so actually it's invincible if you think about it. Nerffff
No damage mods? No MWD?? Where is its Structure Tank??
The only way you'll be able to support your gang will be by lobbing obscenely large shells through your opponents while webbing them. What a waste of space.
T.
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