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Stayche
Minmatar Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 21:09:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Funny how you're perfectly willing to engage destroyers and battlecruisers and brag ceaselessly, but when you suddenly see carriers on overview, you just sit down and shut up.
Be seeing you.
Well, Andy my old son, I was part of that engagement, and I can tell you now that we didn't lose a single ship, and we achieved our objective of killing your great mate Mr Faust. Next time you get some monkey in a cap to help you out try and make sure he knows what he's doing.
Exsanguination of your co-ceo will commence shortly.
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Cyshade
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 21:13:00 -
[182]
Edited by: Cyshade on 15/08/2008 21:14:44
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Funny how you're perfectly willing to engage destroyers and battlecruisers and brag ceaselessly, but when you suddenly see carriers on overview, you just sit down and shut up.
Be seeing you.
While I will be the first to admit that no-one in our establishment has a case of verbal diarrhoea to rival yours, I think you will find that earlier this evening when a MUFF carrier was sighted we engaged its fighter compliment until it was was forced to withdraw them and huddle the station rather ineffectually.
Mentioning briefly why the carrier was there, I'd like to point out that fleeing to Solitude is an interesting method of furthering the "forcible expulsion' of Sansha operations from federation territory, Ixiris.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.08.15 21:42:00 -
[183]
The move to Solitude was planned before the war with Naqam. Exalted has utterly failed to disrupt or even inconvenience normal MXD operation. Business continues as usual.
And your threats of exsanguination ring hollow. My utter debunking of the scientific basis behind getting blood from corpses that have been explosively decompressed notwithstanding, the fact that his pod was destroyed to Minmatar munitions would mean that even if any blood were extracted, it would be radiologically contaminated and would be dangerously carcinogenic if you were to consume it. So... you know, go right ahead. It would be sublime if a cancer were to die of cancer. -----
CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander
Asuka Smith > not even goons can make 30m ISK this interesting. |
Cyshade
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 21:51:00 -
[184]
Edited by: Cyshade on 15/08/2008 21:51:27
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris The move to Solitude was planned before the war with Naqam. Exalted has utterly failed to disrupt or even inconvenience normal MXD operation. Business continues as usual.
Yes, but if you remember, this thread was where you announced you were removing Naqam presence from Federation space - not ignoring them/Exalted.
Granted this might have seemed like a simple task when no Naqam forces were present, but now they most definitely have arrived and are on your doorstep - and you are conspicuous by your absence.
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Stayche
Minmatar Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 22:16:00 -
[185]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris The move to Solitude was planned before the war with Naqam. Exalted has utterly failed to disrupt or even inconvenience normal MXD operation. Business continues as usual.
And your threats of exsanguination ring hollow. My utter debunking of the scientific basis behind getting blood from corpses that have been explosively decompressed notwithstanding, the fact that his pod was destroyed to Minmatar munitions would mean that even if any blood were extracted, it would be radiologically contaminated and would be dangerously carcinogenic if you were to consume it. So... you know, go right ahead. It would be sublime if a cancer were to die of cancer.
Well, to let you in a on a little secret, just you and me, the blood we use isn't exactly the same blood from the donor. From what I understand, and I ain't no boffin, surviving DNA is more than enough to produce as much blood from a corpse as we like. If the donor was helpful enough to expire in the shields of a station, stargate or starship, or still be in the remnants of the pod ichor, it sort of helps protect the DNA from being damaged by radiation, after all, that's half the point of shielding isn't it?
Oh yeah, and maybe a disease of the cell would bother some poor sap digging mud on a farm planet, but someone with my moola and access to cloning technology? Barking up the wrong tree guv.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.08.15 22:39:00 -
[186]
Originally by: Stayche Well, to let you in a on a little secret, just you and me, the blood we use isn't exactly the same blood from the donor. From what I understand, and I ain't no boffin, surviving DNA is more than enough to produce as much blood from a corpse as we like.
Then that's not exsanguination, is it? If you're so eager for me not to "move the goalposts" of my arguments, why don't you stop doing it yourself? -----
CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander
Asuka Smith > not even goons can make 30m ISK this interesting. |
Stayche
Minmatar Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:00:00 -
[187]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Stayche Well, to let you in a on a little secret, just you and me, the blood we use isn't exactly the same blood from the donor. From what I understand, and I ain't no boffin, surviving DNA is more than enough to produce as much blood from a corpse as we like.
Then that's not exsanguination, is it? If you're so eager for me not to "move the goalposts" of my arguments, why don't you stop doing it yourself?
It's 'Exsanguination' in that's it's 'acquiring the blood of a donor from the mortal remains', maybe a bit tough for you to get your loaf around I understand. Enough of this merry distraction, you wanna learn more about the rituals and science behind what we do talk to one of our more learned members, i'm just a killer.
To go with what the boss asked earlier, in a less round the houses kinda way, how's you having it on your heels to Solitude defending the fed from Naqam?
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:26:00 -
[188]
Edited by: Andreus Ixiris on 15/08/2008 23:26:19
Originally by: Stayche It's 'Exsanguination' in that's it's 'acquiring the blood of a donor from the mortal remains', maybe a bit tough for you to get your loaf around I understand.
Exsanguination, (also known colloquially as "bleeding out") is the fatal process of total hypovolemia (blood loss). It is most commonly known as "bleeding to death". -----
CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander
Asuka Smith > not even goons can make 30m ISK this interesting. |
Leon 026
Caldari Vorace. Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:29:00 -
[189]
Sounds like an extremely fun war.
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Stayche
Minmatar Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:36:00 -
[190]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Edited by: Andreus Ixiris on 15/08/2008 23:26:19
Originally by: Stayche It's 'Exsanguination' in that's it's 'acquiring the blood of a donor from the mortal remains', maybe a bit tough for you to get your loaf around I understand.
Exsanguination, (also known colloquially as "bleeding out") is the fatal process of total hypovolemia (blood loss). It is most commonly known as "bleeding to death".
**Stayche sighs** Bloody hell, I just explained to you what the term means, quoting some ancient DB of a dead language proves nothing and makes you look like a tit dancing around the question we're all waiting for an answer for?
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Elex Akat
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.08.16 01:34:00 -
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For the record, our move wasn't entirely successful, I was tackled in my Brutix outside the Fed Navy station in Dodixie by WTs and eventually killed after a sizeable fleet warped in.
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari Ledoux Holdings
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Posted - 2008.08.16 04:32:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Ledoux, Exalted sometimes undock. Exalted sometimse, once in a red moon, have vaguely worthwhile comments to make.
They are nothing.
You never even have worthwhile comments to make.
Ergo, you are...?
Someone with a bigger hand in your troubles than you think. _
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Khalyn Ansed
Minmatar United Freedom Front The 11th Hour
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Posted - 2008.08.16 05:29:00 -
[193]
2008.08.16 03:21 Exalted. has declared war on The 11th Hour. After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
*decides to flee to MH*
we're too close to Delve already and they sare there playing with and with in Bob.... .... .... i wonder if this Bob person likes what they do in him ... ... ... *looks curiously ar Izzy*
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Khalyn Ansed
Minmatar United Freedom Front The 11th Hour
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Posted - 2008.08.16 05:30:00 -
[194]
(( i really dont post on here so ignore me im drunk.... except for eh bit about Izzy decing me ^_^ ))
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.08.16 09:46:00 -
[195]
Originally by: Devilish Ledoux Someone with a bigger hand in your troubles than you think.
In the oh-so-elaborate words of the nation of GoonSwarm, "proof or STFU". -----
CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander
Asuka Smith > not even goons can make 30m ISK this interesting. |
Verone
Gallente Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.08.16 09:50:00 -
[196]
Ethan's image appears on video feed, his bare shoulders bouncing softly as he laughs before spooning milk and morning cereal into his mouth with an amused smile.
Man, I knew the Federation's Loyalist eggers were a bit soft and wet, but this just takes it right home. Yet again it seems like a case of loyalist egger ego writing cheques that their asses can't cash in.
I look forward to reading more comedy from Mixed Metaphor. Maybe you guys should rename your corporation "Confused Simile" since all you seem to be doing is comparing yourselves to what you would do if you could grow the balls to act.
Verone holds up his white porcelain bowl as if making a toast, a shimmering solid silver spoon resting in it. His final words come before his feed cuts to black.
Here's to more early morning humor, this is getting funny as hell.
\o/ EON FICTION WRITER OF THE YEAR! \o/
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |
Sahaquiel Faust
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.08.16 09:59:00 -
[197]
Oh, so you're doing things to my corpse then? I'm afraid that the corpse is long past the point of caring, as am I. -----
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IzzyChan
Naqam Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.16 23:48:00 -
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Edited by: IzzyChan on 16/08/2008 23:49:48
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Devilish Ledoux Someone with a bigger hand in your troubles than you think.
In the oh-so-elaborate words of the nation of GoonSwarm, "proof or STFU".
Some people don't like certain corps but sadly don't have the manpower to destroy them (or politics/other troubles get in the way). Those people would gladly assist in paying those expensive wardecs just to see a few choice corps die.
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Naqam
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Ravin Abai
Amarr Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.17 01:47:00 -
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Edited by: Ravin Abai on 17/08/2008 01:49:03
Originally by: Sahaquiel Faust Oh, so you're doing things to my corpse then? I'm afraid that the corpse is long past the point of caring, as am I.
I would think that you would have passed that point long ago, seeing as you've sumbitted yourself to the will of the Cluster's most obnoxious and idiotic Intaki.
Don't try to tell me that you're the Co-CEO or whatever you want to call it, I think everyone here knows who holds the reins of Mixed Metaphor.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.08.17 02:01:00 -
[200]
Originally by: IzzyChan Some people don't like certain corps but sadly don't have the manpower to destroy them (or politics/other troubles get in the way). Those people would gladly assist in paying those expensive wardecs just to see a few choice corps die.
Well at least then, that's Ledoux admitting he hasn't got the stones to do it himself. And if he's paying you, he's:
a. getting ripped off b. wasting money, as MXD is not going to die any time soon c. made himself a target -----
CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander
Asuka Smith > not even goons can make 30m ISK this interesting. |
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Ravin Abai
Amarr Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.17 03:00:00 -
[201]
Devilish Ledoux is in fact an agent of the Guiding Hand Social Club.
When not funding wars to persecute defenders of truth and justice like yourself, Andreus, he enjoys twirling his moustouche and practicing his most villianous laugh.
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari Ledoux Holdings
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Posted - 2008.08.17 07:04:00 -
[202]
Originally by: Ravin Abai Devilish Ledoux is in fact an agent of the Guiding Hand Social Club.
When not funding wars to persecute defenders of truth and justice like yourself, Andreus, he enjoys twirling his moustouche and practicing his most villianous laugh.
I also tie Maidens to accelleration aates. _
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Bacchanalian
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.08.17 09:53:00 -
[203]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: IzzyChan Some people don't like certain corps but sadly don't have the manpower to destroy them (or politics/other troubles get in the way). Those people would gladly assist in paying those expensive wardecs just to see a few choice corps die.
Well at least then, that's Ledoux admitting he hasn't got the stones to do it himself. And if he's paying you, he's:
a. getting ripped off b. wasting money, as MXD is not going to die any time soon c. made himself a target
Speaking of lacking stones, word is MXD has withdrawn their war. Run out of courage already, have we? ____________________ GM Sunshine > oops Neurotica > Hate to see a GM in your gang say 'oops'
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IzzyChan
Naqam Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.17 15:19:00 -
[204]
Originally by: Bacchanalian Speaking of lacking stones, word is MXD has withdrawn their war. Run out of courage already, have we?
This is the second time. Sadly these wars don't even last a full day before getting retracted, are we doing it wrong? --------------------
Naqam
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Sahaquiel Faust
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.08.17 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: IzzyChan This is the second time. Sadly these wars don't even last a full day before getting retracted, are we doing it wrong?
To put it bluntly, yes, you are in fact doing it wrong. though leave it to a bunch of shambling meatpuppets and their leaders to be the epitome of Crude and dishonorable behavior
I'm inclined to think that you didn't plan to fight us at all until you got hired on by Ledoux and I'm not very clear what we ever did to gain his Ire. Though the possibility he was throwing darts at a wall covered in corporation names to pick who he wanted to declare his proxy war on isn't a ridiculous one -----
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Dairya
Naqam Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.17 18:55:00 -
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Originally by: Sahaquiel Faust
I'm inclined to think that you didn't plan to fight us at all until you got hired on by Ledoux and I'm not very clear what we ever did to gain his Ire.
It may have been something to do with this:
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Ledoux, Exalted sometimes undock. Exalted sometimse, once in a red moon, have vaguely worthwhile comments to make.
They are nothing.
You never even have worthwhile comments to make.
Ergo, you are...?
Cause and effect, kid. Cause and effect.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.08.17 19:37:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris And your threats of exsanguination ring hollow. My utter debunking of the scientific basis behind getting blood from corpses that have been explosively decompressed notwithstanding, the fact that his pod was destroyed to Minmatar munitions would mean that even if any blood were extracted, it would be radiologically contaminated and would be dangerously carcinogenic if you were to consume it. So... you know, go right ahead. It would be sublime if a cancer were to die of cancer.
Firstly, Ex-sanguination from space bound corpses is completely possible. The Blood Raider Covenant have been doing it for hundreds of years. You'd be amazed at what technology can do these days! Cloning, Pod-pilots, planetary destruction, Jump Clones There's always blood.
And on the point of ex-sanguination of pod-pilots and their clones well, the Blood Raider Covenant have been doing that too!
Admitedly, your blood will probably just be a souvenir. We don't really want to know about what you inject/ingest/supposit in your body.
Oh and in mindgames cheerleader style: GO EXALTED!
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.08.17 19:39:00 -
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Basically, the wars are getting retracted because, if Ledoux is paying for this, I want to waste his money. 50 million a week might not seem like much, but if he's stupid enough to not only hire mercenaries against me, but admit it on a public forum, I'd hate for an idiot's money to be used on something worthwhile.
And if he stops paying Exalted for their wardecs, then it means someone in Exalted is paying for it instead. Currently they'll be paying about 100 million ISK a week if they want to fight us and our allies - they declared war on 11th Hour simply because Faust was kind enough to open a cynosural field for them. That's 100 million ISK that isn't going to be spent on buying ships, ammo, or "expanding their operations in the Federation". -----
CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander
Asuka Smith > not even goons can make 30m ISK this interesting. |
Stayche
Minmatar Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.17 20:13:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Basically, the wars are getting retracted because, if Ledoux is paying for this, I want to waste his money. 50 million a week might not seem like much, but if he's stupid enough to not only hire mercenaries against me, but admit it on a public forum, I'd hate for an idiot's money to be used on something worthwhile.
And if he stops paying Exalted for their wardecs, then it means someone in Exalted is paying for it instead. Currently they'll be paying about 100 million ISK a week if they want to fight us and our allies - they declared war on 11th Hour simply because Faust was kind enough to open a cynosural field for them. That's 100 million ISK that isn't going to be spent on buying ships, ammo, or "expanding their operations in the Federation".
Haha! What a victory for the noble defenders of the Federation! Still doesn't change the fact that you've legged it with your tail between your legs like the dog you are, and are now pleading for help from others because you've cheeked the wrong fellers. Sadly I get the feelin' you ain't gonna learn to keep your gob shut in the future either.
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Dairya
Naqam Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.08.17 20:59:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Basically, the wars are getting retracted because, if Ledoux is paying for this, I want to waste his money. 50 million a week might not seem like much, but if he's stupid enough to not only hire mercenaries against me, but admit it on a public forum, I'd hate for an idiot's money to be used on something worthwhile.
And if he stops paying Exalted for their wardecs, then it means someone in Exalted is paying for it instead. Currently they'll be paying about 100 million ISK a week if they want to fight us and our allies - they declared war on 11th Hour simply because Faust was kind enough to open a cynosural field for them. That's 100 million ISK that isn't going to be spent on buying ships, ammo, or "expanding their operations in the Federation".
Your original intention in declaring war upon Naqam was, was it not, to allow yourself to force your will upon us? By retracting your war, you leave control of the conflict and its duration in our hands. With that control we can, should we wish, simply let the war drop and continue going around being all half-cybernetic and stuff - a horror, I'm sure you'll say.
Allow me to paint an analogy. What you have done here is the equivalent of walking up to someone at a bar, taking their drink and throwing it in their face, and saying "Right, you! Outside!"
And then running like hell.
If you expect us to now beat ourselves up, then your underestimate the soulless logic you claim, in your ignorance, that we are slaves to.
To address another point:
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris they declared war on 11th Hour simply because Faust was kind enough to open a cynosural field for them.
We declared war "simply because" Faust opened a cynosural field for 11th Hour?
If you look carefully, you will see further up this very thread, one Mr Andreus Ixiris proudly boasting about his use of carrier in an engagement with Exalted.
That carrier was piloted by one Sparhock, a member of the 11th Hour.
Further, would you care to explain how one Khalyn Ansed came to lose a frigate to sentry fire? I'll give you a hint - it involved violating CONCORD law by attacking someone.
Now, let's investigate who that might be...
An 11th Hour member suffers an inconvenient unshipping, courtesy of CONCORD, while engaged in an attack.
The 11th Hour then receive a pleasant mail from CONCORD explaining that Exalted have declared war on them.
Hmmm... so what organization might Ms Ansed have attacked?
But above and beyond all these tacit invitations to war, more than all this, Ms Ansed was kind enough to make it really explicit.
"Come to Solitude" she said. "You won't find it as easy there as in Dodixie."
I think both of you need to understand a little something about throwing out challenges. Because people might accept them.
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