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DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.09 17:15:00 - [1] Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 17:16:54 Plight of the Carebear a parody of a forum post by DubanFP Act 1: Long winded sentence about how I was destroyed in high-sec space. Mention of losses being over 2 billion isk. Thoughts on how it's not really secure space. Whine on how unfair it is that someone could come along and destroy everything they've worked so hard to accomplish for the past X years. Statement of how the game mechanics are broken and need to be fixed. Questioning of CCP's integrity followed by a poor attempt to make it sound like most people feel the same way. Mention of X number of accounts CCP will lose if my demands are not meant continued by ranting of how many more countless accounts have been lost and will be lost due to a broken system. Insult to the perpetrator of this evil act followed by several comments on his upbringing. Plea to PVPers to just leave us carebears alone. More insults to pirates who attack people who just want to be left alone. Call to the players to stand up and quit until the system is fixed. Mention of countless accounts that have been lost because of CCP's stupidity. Unreadable sentence because of poor grammar. Several random insults to pirates followed by a long rant about how the game is no longer worth playing. Closing statements with CAPS LOCK. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.09.09 17:16:00 - [2] **, He found the formula! ------------ Whiners - Unite! \| Posting and You** Tarminic - Forum Warfare Specialist.
Tsanse Kinske WeMeanYouKnowHarm	Posted - 2007.09.09 17:20:00 - [3] /expression of desire for original poster's remaining material goods * * * In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams, writing about EVE
Captian Internet Lead Bricks	Posted - 2007.09.09 17:21:00 - [4] Highsec highway men making staments about escorts Highsec solo haulers pulling math out of their asses saying that it won't work Local Thread 107-b,War without a victor penalties,Navigation Shortcuts
Dred'Pirate Jesus Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2007.09.09 17:22:00 - [5] Originally by: DubanFP's Sig Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP Originally by: David Hackworth ò If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly.
Asestorian Minmatar Domination.	Posted - 2007.09.09 18:00:00 - [6] Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave. --- ---
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.09 19:03:00 - [7] Originally by: Asestorian Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave. Attempt to make it sound like Asestorian only represents the mean minority. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Jastra Gallente Core Domination Big Bang Quantum	Posted - 2007.09.09 19:14:00 - [8] shrugs all that is is a parody of whiners, not all carebears are whiners
Wild Rho Amarr Endgame.	Posted - 2007.09.09 19:15:00 - [9] Seems to have all the major points. Good show sir.
Koryvarn Amarr Liberty Rogues	Posted - 2007.09.09 19:27:00 - [10] Post about having your stuff if you're quitting. The stuff that didn't get blown up obviously.

Asestorian Minmatar Domination.	Posted - 2007.09.09 19:33:00 - [11] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Asestorian Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave. Attempt to make it sound like Asestorian only represents the mean minority. Statement about how you're a n00b and obviously don't understand how EVE works. Restating my view that you should bugger off. --- ---
Captian Internet Lead Bricks	Posted - 2007.09.09 19:35:00 - [12] Originally by: Asestorian Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Asestorian Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave. Attempt to make it sound like Asestorian only represents the mean minority. Statement about how you're a n00b and obviously don't understand how EVE works. Restating my view that you should bugger off. Ad hominem attack about you being a 13yr old in your parents basement that is fat and acne ridden that has nothing to do with the arguement what so ever Local Thread 107-b,War without a victor penalties,Navigation Shortcuts
Riddick Valer	Posted - 2007.09.09 19:36:00 - [13] vague statement about a mmorpg that might be better suited for you.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.09 19:37:00 - [14] Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 19:38:29 Originally by: Asestorian Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Asestorian Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave. Attempt to make it sound like Asestorian only represents the mean minority. Statement about how you're a n00b and obviously don't understand how EVE works. Restating my view that you should bugger off. Angry reply stating that your comments were uncalled for, and that you should go troll somewhere else. Finally stating that I only want comments that fit my needs because nobody else is right unless they agree with me. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Theo Samaritan Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2007.09.09 19:57:00 - [15] Mild request to accept the OP before descending into a whine. ______________________________ A Request About Lag Discussion -- Yet another "Edit my sig devs!" request \o/
Asestorian Minmatar Domination.	Posted - 2007.09.09 19:58:00 - [16] Edited by: Asestorian on 09/09/2007 19:58:02 Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 19:38:29 Originally by: Asestorian Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Asestorian Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave. Attempt to make it sound like Asestorian only represents the mean minority. Statement about how you're a n00b and obviously don't understand how EVE works. Restating my view that you should bugger off. Angry reply stating that your comments were uncalled for, and that you should go troll somewhere else. Finally stating that I only want comments that fit my needs because nobody else is right unless they agree with me. A despairing statement about how I'm just going to leave this thread alone because you're a hopeless case, but everyone knows that I'll come back a few posts later because I can't keep away. --- ---
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.09 20:15:00 - [17] Originally by: Asestorian A despairing statement about how I'm just going to leave this thread alone because you're a hopeless case, but everyone knows that I'll come back a few posts later because I can't keep away. Satement that this thread will be better without you followed by a comment on what kind of person you must be IRL. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Jenny Spitfire Caldari	Posted - 2007.09.09 20:28:00 - [18] This is such a one sided view. --------- Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria! Kali is for KArebearLIng. I 100% agree with Avon. Female EVE gamers? Mail Zajo or visit WGOE.Public in-game.
Theo Samaritan Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2007.09.09 20:39:00 - [19] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire This is such a one sided view. Statement pointing out that you are wrong and both sides are present. ______________________________ A Request About Lag Discussion -- Yet another "Edit my sig devs!" request \o/
Elmicker The Phoenix Rising FreeFall Securities	Posted - 2007.09.09 20:40:00 - [20] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire This is such a one sided view. Generic "return the original jenny or stop posting" comment.

DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.09 21:27:00 - [21] Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 21:30:03 Originally by: Elmicker Originally by: Jenny Spitfire This is such a one sided view. Generic "return the original jenny or stop posting" comment. Reply that contains only the letters Q, F, and T. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Cpt Fina Insult to Injury	Posted - 2007.09.09 22:04:00 - [22] Oh, threads with the sole purpose to ridicule the people complaining and trivialize the topic are a good sign of a possible change coming. Thanks DubanFP, for raising more attention to this matter.
Falbala Gallente Les Enfants de Gaia	Posted - 2007.09.09 22:18:00 - [23] It's carebear piracy as well... It's not like you'll get podded or even fined for what you did.
Captian Internet Lead Bricks	Posted - 2007.09.09 22:36:00 - [24] Originally by: Falbala It's carebear piracy as well... It's not like you'll get podded or even fined for what you did. Wrong. Carebears consider PvP rape Carebear piracy is an oxymoron Local Thread 107-b,War ,Navigation Shortcuts
Falbala Gallente Les Enfants de Gaia	Posted - 2007.09.09 22:39:00 - [25] Edited by: Falbala on 09/09/2007 22:42:30 Carebear doesn't want risk piracy without risk is Carebear piracy. I didn't say it was PVP. This is not PVP. It's Concord that kills you so it's PVE.
Captian Internet Lead Bricks	Posted - 2007.09.09 22:47:00 - [26] Originally by: Falbala Edited by: Falbala on 09/09/2007 22:42:30 Carebear doesn't want risk piracy without risk is Carebear piracy. I didn't say it was PVP. This is not PVP. It's Concord that kills you so it's PVE. Wrong its concord that smites you so its Player VS GOD Local Thread 107-b,War ,Navigation Shortcuts
Aaron	Posted - 2007.09.09 22:57:00 - [27] look buddy im gonna be straight with you. the simple solution is, DONT CARRY TOO MUCH STUFF IN 1 TRIP, someone will scan you and gank you.. break up that 1 haulage trip in 15 trips, u can also do things like travel a few minutes before and after downtime, do the trips very slowly, take 3 days to travel 5 jumps and be safe, its no point trying reason with CCP or the stuck up, illogical eve community on this issue they wont listen.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.09 22:59:00 - [28] Originally by: Aaron look buddy im gonna be straight with you. the simple solution is, DONT CARRY TOO MUCH STUFF IN 1 TRIP, someone will scan you and gank you.. break up that 1 haulage trip in 15 trips, u can also do things like travel a few minutes before and after downtime, do the trips very slowly, take 3 days to travel 5 jumps and be safe, its no point trying reason with CCP or the stuck up, illogical eve community on this issue they wont listen. Plight of the Carebear a parody of a forum post by DubanFP ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Kazuma Saruwatari	Posted - 2007.09.09 23:02:00 - [29] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Aaron look buddy im gonna be straight with you. the simple solution is, DONT CARRY TOO MUCH STUFF IN 1 TRIP, someone will scan you and gank you.. break up that 1 haulage trip in 15 trips, u can also do things like travel a few minutes before and after downtime, do the trips very slowly, take 3 days to travel 5 jumps and be safe, its no point trying reason with CCP or the stuck up, illogical eve community on this issue they wont listen. Plight of the Carebear a parody of a forum post by DubanFP Post delivers - Odd Pod Out, a blog of EVE Online
Reem Fairchild	Posted - 2007.09.09 23:14:00 - [30] Restatement of classic request for original posters remaining in-game material posessions.

Wulinshu State War Academy	Posted - 2007.09.09 23:23:00 - [31] Quote: Ad hominem attack about you being a 13yr old in your parents basement that is fat and acne ridden that has nothing to do with the arguement what so ever Yeah your basment is fat has acne and is not relevant to this thread, take it elsewhere. This has been an offtopic alt post which pays no heed to the discussion and adds nothing to the thread while wasting the time of everybody reading it.
Cpt Fina Insult to Injury	Posted - 2007.09.09 23:25:00 - [32] Originally by: Aaron look buddy im gonna be straight with you. the simple solution is, DONT CARRY TOO MUCH STUFF IN 1 TRIP, someone will scan you and gank you.. break up that 1 haulage trip in 15 trips, u can also do things like travel a few minutes before and after downtime, do the trips very slowly, take 3 days to travel 5 jumps and be safe, its no point trying reason with CCP or the stuck up, illogical eve community on this issue they wont listen. Sure, people could do that. But then again, we all could've fitted ECCM (counter ECM), multiple sensorboosters (counter damps), capinjectors (counter NOS) and always fit a rack of webifierdrones/always fly with a huginn (counter Nanosetups)... and there wouldn't be a reason to nerf anything... right? Great idea.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.09 23:27:00 - [33] Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 23:28:25 Originally by: Cpt Fina Originally by: Aaron look buddy im gonna be straight with you. the simple solution is, DONT CARRY TOO MUCH STUFF IN 1 TRIP, someone will scan you and gank you.. break up that 1 haulage trip in 15 trips, u can also do things like travel a few minutes before and after downtime, do the trips very slowly, take 3 days to travel 5 jumps and be safe, its no point trying reason with CCP or the stuck up, illogical eve community on this issue they wont listen. Sure, people could do that. But then again, we all could've fitted ECCM (counter ECM), multiple sensorboosters (counter damps), capinjectors (counter NOS) and always fit a rack of webifierdrones/always fly with a huginn (counter Nanosetups)... and there wouldn't be a reason to nerf anything... right? Great idea. ======================== Everything between the lines is out of character, and will not be considered cannon for this thread. All you REALLY have to do is not fly afk with autopilot and they'll never have time to scan your cargohold & attack. You'll be gone by then. Don't use autopilot to get around and you'll be fine. ======================== ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Cpt Fina Insult to Injury	Posted - 2007.09.09 23:40:00 - [34] Edited by: Cpt Fina on 09/09/2007 23:40:00 Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 23:28:25 Originally by: Cpt Fina Originally by: Aaron look buddy im gonna be straight with you. the simple solution is, DONT CARRY TOO MUCH STUFF IN 1 TRIP, someone will scan you and gank you.. break up that 1 haulage trip in 15 trips, u can also do things like travel a few minutes before and after downtime, do the trips very slowly, take 3 days to travel 5 jumps and be safe, its no point trying reason with CCP or the stuck up, illogical eve community on this issue they wont listen. Sure, people could do that. But then again, we all could've fitted ECCM (counter ECM), multiple sensorboosters (counter damps), capinjectors (counter NOS) and always fit a rack of webifierdrones/always fly with a huginn (counter Nanosetups)... and there wouldn't be a reason to nerf anything... right? Great idea. ======================== Everything between the lines is out of character, and will not be considered cannon for this thread. All you REALLY have to do is not fly afk with autopilot and they'll never have time to scan your cargohold & attack. You'll be gone by then. Don't use autopilot to get around and you'll be fine. ======================== 1 scanning alt/m8 scanning the haulers as they enter warp in a high-sec highwayroute. 1 alt/m8 1 jump ahead bumping them as the hauler is trying to enter warp. 1 guy to finish them off.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.09 23:49:00 - [35] Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 23:49:37 Originally by: Cpt Fina 1 scanning alt/m8 scanning the haulers as they enter warp in a high-sec highwayroute. 1 alt/m8 1 jump ahead bumping them as the hauler is trying to enter warp. 1 guy to finish them off. ======================== Trust me, that's a whole lot easier said then done. Not to mention purposely bumping someone to keep them from running in highsec without agression is against the rules. Especially when you consider how many people you'll have to scan before finding even 1 target. That's time consuming and not practical, at all. ======================== ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Cpt Fina Insult to Injury	Posted - 2007.09.09 23:58:00 - [36] Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 23:49:37 Originally by: Cpt Fina 1 scanning alt/m8 scanning the haulers as they enter warp in a high-sec highwayroute. 1 alt/m8 1 jump ahead bumping them as the hauler is trying to enter warp. 1 guy to finish them off. ======================== Trust me, that's a whole lot easier said then done. Not to mention purposely bumping someone to keep them from running in highsec without agression is against the rules. ======================== No trust ME, it isn't very hard. Bumping ships with incoming damagedealers to finish it off (within reasonable time) isn't an exploit afaik. I'd like to know where you'd get that idea. Quote: Especially when you consider how many people you'll have to scan before finding even 1 target. That's time consuming and not practical, at all. So your argument against it being flawed is that you don't find enough people to kill? According to many other suicide-gankers it's a very profitable business. Maybe you are doing it wrong.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.10 00:03:00 - [37] Edited by: DubanFP on 10/09/2007 00:03:01 Originally by: Cpt Fina Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 23:49:37 Originally by: Cpt Fina 1 scanning alt/m8 scanning the haulers as they enter warp in a high-sec highwayroute. 1 alt/m8 1 jump ahead bumping them as the hauler is trying to enter warp. 1 guy to finish them off. ======================== Trust me, that's a whole lot easier said then done. Not to mention purposely bumping someone to keep them from running in highsec without agression is against the rules. ======================== No trust ME, it isn't very hard. Bumping ships with incoming damagedealers to finish it off (within reasonable time) isn't an exploit afaik. I'd like to know where you'd get that idea. Quote: Especially when you consider how many people you'll have to scan before finding even 1 target. That's time consuming and not practical, at all. So your argument against it being flawed is that you don't find enough people to kill? According to many other suicide-gankers it's a very profitable business. Maybe you are doing it wrong. I'm not saying it's nto profitable. I'm saying targeting non afk people is not practical. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
MeestaPenni Gallente	Posted - 2007.09.10 00:06:00 - [38] Originally by: Tsanse Kinske /expression of desire for original poster's remaining material goods That is genius.
Cpt Fina Insult to Injury	Posted - 2007.09.10 00:06:00 - [39] Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 10/09/2007 00:03:01 Originally by: Cpt Fina Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 23:49:37 Originally by: Cpt Fina 1 scanning alt/m8 scanning the haulers as they enter warp in a high-sec highwayroute. 1 alt/m8 1 jump ahead bumping them as the hauler is trying to enter warp. 1 guy to finish them off. ======================== Trust me, that's a whole lot easier said then done. Not to mention purposely bumping someone to keep them from running in highsec without agression is against the rules. ======================== No trust ME, it isn't very hard. Bumping ships with incoming damagedealers to finish it off (within reasonable time) isn't an exploit afaik. I'd like to know where you'd get that idea. Quote: Especially when you consider how many people you'll have to scan before finding even 1 target. That's time consuming and not practical, at all. So your argument against it being flawed is that you don't find enough people to kill? According to many other suicide-gankers it's a very profitable business. Maybe you are doing it wrong. I'm not saying it's nto profitable. I'm saying targeting non afk people is not practical. Well, I'm saying it is.
Nito Musashi	Posted - 2007.09.10 00:08:00 - [40] hey how bout the flip side. im a "pirate" and i cant find anyone to gank in low sec i can go hours without seeing anyone. then if i do they run away, then i cant follow and shoot them at the gate or else the gate guns shoot meh, and you cant put warp interdictors near gates in low sec why????!!!! nerf low sec guns, nerf blockaide runners, nerf carebears from being safe anywhere any time eve is about ganking you carebear scum and gate camps ftw. i am sure i missed a bunch but that about sums up the kids on the other side.

tla gnillortmurof Minmatar	Posted - 2007.09.10 00:11:00 - [41] I (not on this character, of course) run goods worth 0.5 - 1 billion in and out of Jita (the suicide gank capital of Eve) every single day. I have yet to be suicided.
Dred'Pirate Jesus Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2007.09.10 00:13:00 - [42] Generic but totaly true comment on the lack of Sarcasm Detector I on the market.. FFS CCP seed the damn things on the forums already.. Stupid Lazy Devs.. Originally by: David Hackworth ò If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly.
Devian 666 Sectoid Technologies	Posted - 2007.09.10 00:15:00 - [43] DubanFP I enjoyed reading your parody of the Carebear. I always love plays based on the whining of Fang Alliance. Will their be a third act? I agree I don't have the features to be a holoreel star. Most people have missed the point that this is Mobsters Online and that carebears are at the bottom of the foodchain.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.10 00:24:00 - [44] Edited by: DubanFP on 10/09/2007 00:24:58 Originally by: Devian 666 DubanFP I enjoyed reading your parody of the Carebear. I always love plays based on the whining of Fang Alliance. Will their be a third act? =================== I might do more in character in this thread if it tickles my fancy ^^. But Act 1: = post itself Act 2: = replies to post =================== ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
SexxxSlave	Posted - 2007.09.10 00:40:00 - [45] Originally by: Captian Internet Originally by: Asestorian Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Asestorian Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave. Attempt to make it sound like Asestorian only represents the mean minority. Statement about how you're a n00b and obviously don't understand how EVE works. Restating my view that you should bugger off. Ad hominem attack about you being a 13yr old in your parents basement that is fat and acne ridden that has nothing to do with the arguement what so ever anyone else see the irony in this post?
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.10 00:49:00 - [46] Edited by: DubanFP on 10/09/2007 00:52:00 Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus Generic but totaly true comment on the lack of Sarcasm Detector I on the market.. FFS CCP seed the damn things on the forums already.. Stupid Lazy Devs.. There's been some pretty stupid posts. Honestly i usually think it's stupid to do sarcasm on the internet because chances are someone has done something stupider seriously. I don't like internet sarcasm at all unless you clearly label it with a /sarcasm at the beginning. However when i put the the beginning of the post "Parody of a post", and proceed to make it just non-sensical the way it's said. That makes for some pretty stupid people to believe it. I mean it's just obvious they bearly even glanced at the first 2 sentences in the post. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Moridin920 Gallente Dust Echoes FREGE Alliance	Posted - 2007.09.10 05:15:00 - [47] Futile attempt at reasoning out why most of the OP's points are just wrong, knowing full well maybe 2% of people will read it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience our piracy may have caused you, but, we are pirates and, sadly, this is our way."
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.11 02:25:00 - [48] Originally by: Moridin920 Futile attempt at reasoning out why most of the OP's points are just wrong, knowing full well maybe 2% of people will read it. Stubberned refusald to conceded even an inched to the "eviled" pirates-ed. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Secretary Bargain consumables	Posted - 2007.09.11 02:40:00 - [49] Anguished plea for people to stick to the OP's point followed by a random off topic ramble about the price of tech2 items. I am an alt. I know my rights, and my dinguses!
Morfane The IMorral MAjority	Posted - 2007.09.11 03:15:00 - [50] Specious real-life comparison.

Rechal Active Measures Derek Knows Us	Posted - 2007.09.11 03:18:00 - [51] IBTL Followed by moderator post after cleansing topic of personal attacks.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.11 03:19:00 - [52] Originally by: Rechal IBTL Followed by moderator post after cleansing topic of personal attacks. ================================== It already survived one mass lockout of 3-4 threads on first page. ================================== ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Rechal Active Measures Derek Knows Us	Posted - 2007.09.11 04:00:00 - [53] ORLY?
Drizit Amarr Lonely out here Black Sun Alliance	Posted - 2007.09.11 06:21:00 - [54] General nitpicking about spelling and grammar that has nothing to do with the subject. Added comment about not reading it all because it was just a wall of text. Final statement about how it started off well but descended into a general whine that has been heard too many times before. --
Enraku Reynolt Minmatar Veni Vidi Vici. SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2007.09.11 06:52:00 - [55] random jabbering about space monkeys in the warp core ------------------------------------------------ Do not let the world change you. Change the world Here's everything I know about war: somebody wins, somebody loses, and nothing is ever the sa
Captian Internet Lead Bricks	Posted - 2007.09.11 07:01:00 - [56] Obligatory mention of some stupid ginger with a mustache Local Thread 107-b,War ,Navigation Shortcuts
Whineroy	Posted - 2007.09.11 08:10:00 - [57] Originally by: Captian Internet Originally by: Falbala It's carebear piracy as well... It's not like you'll get podded or even fined for what you did. Wrong. Carebears consider PvP rape Carebear piracy is an oxymoron And then what do you call those nerdy losers who gatecamp with Motherships or use similar 0-risk "tricks" for PvP ? Pirates ? Riiiight. This thread is starting to look like yet another attempt to cover up the fact that the worst risk-avoiding wimps in this game are at other side of PvP fence.
Venkul Mul Gallente	Posted - 2007.09.11 08:53:00 - [58] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Aaron look buddy im gonna be straight with you. the simple solution is, DONT CARRY TOO MUCH STUFF IN 1 TRIP, someone will scan you and gank you.. break up that 1 haulage trip in 15 trips, u can also do things like travel a few minutes before and after downtime, do the trips very slowly, take 3 days to travel 5 jumps and be safe, its no point trying reason with CCP or the stuck up, illogical eve community on this issue they wont listen. Plight of the Carebear a parody of a forum post by DubanFP Wrong reply treating a jest like a serious post then another treating a serious post like a jest. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Followed by some whine about how hard is the life of the high sec ganker and remove Concord and gateguns from 1.0. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Next reply (possibly written exactly at the same time): add brought Concord bodyguard for 0.0, gateguns should use web, ECM and warp scrablers too.
Sokratesz Paradox v2.0 Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.09.11 08:56:00 - [59] This reminds me of this conversation on bash.org: <Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE <Donut[AFK]> INSULT <Eurakarte> RETORT <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
Shevar Minmatar A.W.M Ka-Tet	Posted - 2007.09.11 09:41:00 - [60] Originally by: Cpt Fina Originally by: Aaron look buddy im gonna be straight with you. the simple solution is, DONT CARRY TOO MUCH STUFF IN 1 TRIP, someone will scan you and gank you.. break up that 1 haulage trip in 15 trips, u can also do things like travel a few minutes before and after downtime, do the trips very slowly, take 3 days to travel 5 jumps and be safe, its no point trying reason with CCP or the stuck up, illogical eve community on this issue they wont listen. Sure, people could do that. But then again, we all could've fitted ECCM (counter ECM), multiple sensorboosters (counter damps), capinjectors (counter NOS) and always fit a rack of webifierdrones/always fly with a huginn (counter Nanosetups)... and there wouldn't be a reason to nerf anything... right? Great idea. Statement about nerfing the cargo capacity of every type of hauler to 600m3 would also provide the solution. --- -The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs

Jurgen Cartis Caldari Interstellar Corporation of Exploration	Posted - 2007.09.11 10:06:00 - [61] Edited by: Jurgen Cartis on 11/09/2007 10:08:04 Statement of cookie-cutter tanked hauler setup/suggestion to use T2 Haulers. Statement involving Monopoly Money/Pixels -------------------------------------------------- ICE Blueprint Sales FIRST!! -Yipsilanti Pfft. Never such a thing as a "last chance". ;) -Rauth
SiJira	Posted - 2007.09.11 11:36:00 - [62] yarr ____ __ ________ _sig below_ devs and gms cant modify my sig if they tried! _lies above_ CCP Morpheus was here Morpheus Fails. You need colors!! -Kaemonn [yellow]Kaem
Cpt Fina Insult to Injury	Posted - 2007.09.11 11:43:00 - [63] Originally by: Shevar Originally by: Cpt Fina Originally by: Aaron look buddy im gonna be straight with you. the simple solution is, DONT CARRY TOO MUCH STUFF IN 1 TRIP, someone will scan you and gank you.. break up that 1 haulage trip in 15 trips, u can also do things like travel a few minutes before and after downtime, do the trips very slowly, take 3 days to travel 5 jumps and be safe, its no point trying reason with CCP or the stuck up, illogical eve community on this issue they wont listen. Sure, people could do that. But then again, we all could've fitted ECCM (counter ECM), multiple sensorboosters (counter damps), capinjectors (counter NOS) and always fit a rack of webifierdrones/always fly with a huginn (counter Nanosetups)... and there wouldn't be a reason to nerf anything... right? Great idea. Statement about nerfing the cargo capacity of every type of hauler to 600m3 would also provide the solution. And if we remove all modules, ships, stations and celestial objects nobody would want to nerf anything.
Zeoliter Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.09.11 12:38:00 - [64] Obligatory post to agree with the op by digitally signing my name with a forward slash. Further content points out varying inconsistencies in a random post with some thinly veiled insults and inserts various abbreviations most notably ending with S, T, U and F but not necessarily in that order.
Qwi Wealth	Posted - 2007.09.11 13:50:00 - [65] To the OP, nice one, I think this must be stickied in the knowledge base just in case any noob whiner needs it. Huh! and it can also be added a formula for the second post in thread... it looks allways like... Can I have your stuff?
Solariian Lytebringer Agony Unleashed Agony Empire	Posted - 2007.09.11 14:34:00 - [66] Polite request for a presentation of evidence, or else refrain from further contributions to the debate. Furthermore, please make all further additions to the thread with your primary personality. Originally by: Jenna Shame I think it takes 12 minutes to send a command to the mars rovers, so basically EvE might as well have their servers on Mars when it comes to fleet combat.
Hamfast Gallente	Posted - 2007.09.11 15:45:00 - [67] Edited by: Hamfast on 11/09/2007 15:48:27 Edited by: Hamfast on 11/09/2007 15:46:51 Edited by: Hamfast on 11/09/2007 15:48:51 Edited by: Hamfast on 11/09/2007 15:52:51 Edited by: Hamfast on 11/09/2007 15:43:51 Edited by: Hamfast on 11/09/2007 15:76:51 Edited by: Hamfast on 11/09/2007 15:er:51 Edited by: Hamfast on 11/09/2007 DU:MB:AZZ Generic complaint stating that the OP is not really what he and/or she represents himself/herself as that he/she is just justifying his/her inability to PWI (Play While Intoxicated). ... complaint continues stating the same 3 ideas in the 5th and 6th way, yet conveying no more information, followed by numerous smiley faces that add nothing to the discussion. ... 10th version of the complaint, leaving a funny feeling that the poster failed to read the op's post but is replying to the wrong thread... generic link to a dev post that further shows that the poster is clueless link <edit> various edits for multiple errors </edit> --------*****-------- It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Jimer Lins Gallente Sanctuary	Posted - 2007.09.11 15:50:00 - [68] Extremely long post with many ellipses, no punctuation, no line breaks, many impenetrable abbreviations/substitions of letters for words and all in pure lowercase. SEARCh- we find sites for you!
Freck Wolf Garoun Investment Bank	Posted - 2007.09.11 16:17:00 - [69] Quotation of previous post followed by a single, all-caps, word. Statement noting the ability of thread to deliver.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.11 18:02:00 - [70] Originally by: Jimer Lins Extremely long post with many ellipses, no punctuation, no line breaks, many impenetrable abbreviations/substitions of letters for words and all in pure lowercase. Manditory scream followed by the words "Superblock Paragraph!!!" in all caps. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP

Ki An Gallente KDM Corp Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.09.11 18:56:00 - [71] Statement comparing thread to a woman giving birth, in a good way, followed by an emoticon expressing sincere joy. Remember kids: Beware: I'm a "viscous pirate"!
Hamfast Gallente	Posted - 2007.09.11 18:56:00 - [72] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Jimer Lins Extremely long post with many ellipses, no punctuation, no line breaks, many impenetrable abbreviations/substitions of letters for words and all in pure lowercase. Manditory scream followed by the words "Superblock Paragraph!!!" in all caps. Bragging Statement about reading and understanding the text block and the quality of the thought... mAdE wItH aLtErNaTiNg CaSeD LeTtErs --------*****-------- It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Ebusitanus Segunda Fundacion O X I D E	Posted - 2007.09.11 19:08:00 - [73] Uninformed statement about insurance moneys paid out to victims of Concord. ------------------------------------------------ "Stop quoting laws, we carry weapons!" Pompey the Great to the defenders of a besieged city who were crying outrage.
Hae t'Redd Baptism oF Fire VENOM Alliance	Posted - 2007.09.11 19:14:00 - [74] Random insult on the cowardice of empire griefers and how they are failed 0.0 PvPers Grandiose statement about my own PvP skills pwning everyone, (even though all evidence points at me being a total noob PvPer) Paragraph on how the OP should come to 0.0 where all the real men play, and quit being a useless empire noob. Attempt at derailing tread, by flaming the Coalition/GBC/other alliace/corp I don't like. Further E-Peenage by stating how awesome my own alliance/corp is and how we're pushing back the darkness of the above mentioned flamed ppl. Another longwinded statement on how this isn't a flame or derailment as I/We only have respect for our opponents for 'bringing it' Obligatory shout out to my homies/corpies/mommy. Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels and filesize of 24000 bytes -Rauth Kivaro ([email protected]) I have an army to raise and I must get to Jita at once! I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. But no pickles!
NoNameNewbie Caldari Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2007.09.11 19:14:00 - [75] Obligatory GF in local after the hauler popped and the attacker got popped by Concord.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.11 20:55:00 - [76] Edited by: DubanFP on 11/09/2007 20:56:31 Originally by: NoNameNewbie Obligatory GF in local after the hauler popped and the attacker got popped by Concord. Increasingly angry response with significant amounts of sarcasm. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Hamfast Gallente	Posted - 2007.09.11 21:52:00 - [77] Edited by: Hamfast on 11/09/2007 20:56:31 Edited by: Hamfast on 11/09/2007 20:58:65 Edited by: Hamfast on 11/09/2007 20:62:45 Edited by: Hamfast on 11/09/2007 20:73:23 Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 11/09/2007 20:56:31 Originally by: NoNameNewbie Obligatory GF in local after the hauler popped and the attacker got popped by Concord. Increasingly angry response with significant amounts of sarcasm. Wordy point laying the blame on BoB (with obligatory edits) --------*****-------- It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Emetic Smile	Posted - 2007.09.11 22:23:00 - [78] Comment saying I skipped the 3 pages so far but wanted to make a comment which might or not be on target but that i agree wholeheartedly with some of you and that the rest of you are just plain ghey.
Ch'ryl Caldari Wasabi Inc	Posted - 2007.09.11 23:12:00 - [79] Long and wordy monologue about the misconceptions from both sides of the PvP fence. Followed by a response quoting the long post, and containing only the letters TL;DR Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Gretek Lal Minmatar Fractal Holdings Ltd.	Posted - 2007.09.11 23:24:00 - [80] Edited by: Gretek Lal on 11/09/2007 23:26:01 Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 21:02:05 Plight of the Carebear a parody of a forum post by DubanFP Act 1: Long winded sentence about how I was destroyed in high-sec space. Mention of losses being over 2 billion isk. Thoughts on how it's not really secure space. Whine on how unfair it is that someone could come along and destroy everything they've worked so hard to accomplish for the past X years.... ...Several random insults to pirates followed by a long rant about how the game is no longer worth playing. Closing statements with CAPS LOCK. Actually, it should be: Act I Long-winded sentence about how 0.0 is empty and how CCP should abolish NPC corps and force everyone to join a player corp and come to 0.0 so I can have more easy targets because I don't really have the guts to go into BOB space and get a faceful of some REAL pvp... and... Act II ...Several random insults to miners/industrialists/anyone who doesn't play the way I want them to play and come be an easy target followed by long rant about "risk" and "reward" "PvP" carebears...they're just so cute!

Akira Zendragon Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.09.11 23:28:00 - [81] Edited by: Akira Zendragon on 11/09/2007 23:31:01 Long, poorly written diatribe starting with attacking mental capabilities of OP and supporting carebears, interspersed with (random, unverified) accusations of lack of experience, often liberaly sprinkled with insulting and foul language. Followed by clichT statements on the supposed nature of game and mostly impractical or unreasonable "solutions" that OP should have adopted were he not aflicted with an apparently repulsive and terminal lack of experience. Finalized with more self-martyrdom and inconsistent arguments about risk vs. reward and how PvP is the one and only true way of playing and enjoyng game and that OP should consider an alternative title, usually one about a highly successful children's franchise envolving a kitten. EDIT: PvP carebears... sweet! gotta remember that one Join channel "Eve University" or go here
Cpt Nandrolone Minmatar Calm like a Bomb Mercenary Services	Posted - 2007.09.11 23:41:00 - [82] The additional mentioning of a word containing the letters Y, A and R... later followed by a comment that all OP are Noobs and are not qualified to argue with someone who has played Eve for about two decades.
Akira Zendragon Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.09.11 23:42:00 - [83] Originally by: Theo Samaritan Mild request to accept the OP before descending into a whine. Obligatory post attacking supporter of OP, making wild generalization that all carebears are whiners, as quoted poster has just demostrated. Tangent whine on CCP's continued nerfing of personal choice of gaming style Join channel "Eve University" or go here
Eulalinda Caldari	Posted - 2007.09.11 23:46:00 - [84] Ouch!! My sympathies to the OP. Hilarious writing BTW! There are 190,000 paying customers in Eve. Game time costs $11-15/month. So CCP gets $2.1-2.8 million/month, or $25-34 million/year from us. Server upgrades?
Major Death Caldari Space Salvage Incorperated	Posted - 2007.09.11 23:55:00 - [85] Tinfoil hat post, all of DEV are CCP! Bogus reports that 400,000,000 people were ganked in Jita in the last 10 seconds. Story about friend of a friend who girlfriend's second cousin heard about this guy who was going to quit EVE cause he saw a post about sucide ganking...
David Miliband	Posted - 2007.09.11 23:56:00 - [86] Lengthy comparison to the second world war and/or the cold war and a largely illogical explanation of how this relates to the OP's predicament.
Akira Zendragon Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.09.12 00:41:00 - [87] Edited by: Akira Zendragon on 12/09/2007 00:42:02 More tin-foil hattery. Heated statements on how most stuff announced in the Rev III dev blog are nerfs against the very virile players that practice the fine art of forced resource redistribution and desintegration. edit: forgot about statements to CCP on why above-mentioned nerfs will cause further desertification of low-sec Join channel "Eve University" or go here
Novemb3r Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition	Posted - 2007.09.12 00:49:00 - [88] ITT comedy gold followed by people who don't understand a good joke -
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.12 03:12:00 - [89] Originally by: Novemb3r ITT comedy gold followed by people who don't understand a good joke =================== tyvm =================== ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Devian 666 Sectoid Technologies	Posted - 2007.09.12 03:20:00 - [90] Originally by: Eulalinda Ouch!! My sympathies to the OP. Hilarious writing BTW! Proof that people don't read threads in their entirity and didn't notice my post. I agree I don't have the features to be a holoreel star. Most people have missed the point that this is Mobsters Online and that carebears are at the bottom of the foodchain.

Jaeger Orlofsson VentureCorp Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2007.09.12 09:36:00 - [91] Post containing an embedded image of some kind of sea/inland waterway transport experiencing difficulty, with attendant amusing caption, the image too wide for the normal thread formatting causing all other replies to be stretched out sideways. This embedded image later to be converted to a link by a moderator.
Needo Minmatar Swedish Academy	Posted - 2007.09.12 11:35:00 - [92] OP> Heh, nice one! Addition: Whine to CCP that you're not allowed to smear the gankers crappy ships all over the Jita gate without being spanked by Concord. Counter-sarcasm ftw! ___________________________________________ You are never alone in schizophrenia. ___________________________________________
Yorick Downe	Posted - 2007.09.12 11:37:00 - [93] Edited by: Yorick Downe on 12/09/2007 11:40:08 Edited by: Yorick Downe on 12/09/2007 11:37:13 Casting of aspersions on the character and species of the OP's birth mother. Allegation that the OP did not have a birth mother. Ridiculing statements about the size and shape of the OP's reproductive equipment. Braggadocio about the size and shape of PVP'ers and pirates' reproductive equipment. Aggrandizements regarding the metallurgy of spheres. Copypasta of overused Intertube animal meme.
Tethraa KaiSuun	Posted - 2007.09.12 13:04:00 - [94] Originally by: Tsanse Kinske /expression of desire for original poster's remaining material goods Heh... I almost spit coffee...
Major Death Caldari Space Salvage Incorperated	Posted - 2007.09.12 13:08:00 - [95] Hey I'm in a generic thread post! My original sig was 'Enjoy lag free play in a dynamic space MMORPG'. It was remove for lack of EVE content! ;)
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries	Posted - 2007.09.12 13:58:00 - [96] Upon noticing that he is in a "whine" thread he promptly offers some cheese to the Op in exchange for his tangable materials proving he has ever played the game/alternative life.
Eventy One	Posted - 2007.09.12 14:45:00 - [97] Edited by: Eventy One on 12/09/2007 14:45:36 Some ill considered, and somewhat close minded comment from a (likely poor) Pirate wanna-be, who mistakenly thinks that every player, plays Eve strictly for the combat, followed up by the false notion that no-one can withstand her wrath. Another poorly supported assertion about Eve's game-play, that overlooks the existence of a relatively realistic economy, interesting PvE scenario's, mini-professions, and hidden content. Concluded by a non sequitur comment to the effect that carebare's have no place in Eve, and are not welcome as some type of anomaly.
Coarl	Posted - 2007.09.13 02:23:00 - [98] /non-relevant yet necroing comment on the delivery status of thread currently posted in followed by non-forum-regulation emoticon cluster... This thread delivers! \o/\o/
zibelthurdos Archron Dusyfe Industries Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.09.13 02:37:00 - [99] Edited by: zibelthurdos on 13/09/2007 02:39:22 Edited by: zibelthurdos on 13/09/2007 02:39:10 post offering fermented products of bovine lactation to be consumed alongside the OP. along with a healthy dose of //edit ----------------------------------------------- I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum"
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.13 02:48:00 - [100] Originally by: zibelthurdos Edited by: zibelthurdos on 13/09/2007 02:39:22 Edited by: zibelthurdos on 13/09/2007 02:39:10 post offering fermented products of bovine lactation to be consumed alongside the OP. along with a healthy dose of //edit Comment on Zibelthurdos' most likely age group. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP

zibelthurdos Archron Dusyfe Industries Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.09.13 04:15:00 - [101] a suggestion that the op and all who agree with him cancel their eve subscriptions and join a sickeningly pleasant feline salutation community, or return to the planet of large scale strategic creations. ----------------------------------------------- I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum"
Captian Internet Lead Bricks	Posted - 2007.09.13 04:34:00 - [102] Originally by: Eventy One Edited by: Eventy One on 12/09/2007 14:45:36 Some ill considered, and somewhat close minded comment from a (likely poor) Pirate wanna-be, who mistakenly thinks that every player, plays Eve strictly for the combat, followed up by the false notion that no-one can withstand her wrath. Another poorly supported assertion about Eve's game-play, that overlooks the existence of a relatively realistic economy, interesting PvE scenario's, mini-professions, and hidden content. Concluded by a non sequitur comment to the effect that carebare's have no place in Eve, and are not welcome as some type of anomaly. What is a real pirate? Local Thread 107-b,War ,Navigation Shortcuts
cpt fantastic	Posted - 2007.09.13 04:41:00 - [103] /random link to a youtube video of some fat bloke singing and riding a bike.
Vincent Rainbow Brutor tribe	Posted - 2007.09.13 04:46:00 - [104] Edited by: Vincent Rainbow on 13/09/2007 04:46:09 15-line contribution to spelling and error correction in the post, highlighting the youthful stature of the poster, followed by a recommendation to return to or sample anew the offerings of Blizzard Studios. An additional admission of the general lack of simplicity of CCP's offering, followed by a tirade of sexuality-questioning verbal abuse.
Grawshellar	Posted - 2007.09.13 04:51:00 - [105] /random misspelled wall of text that when read indicates that I've only came into the thread now and not bothered to read anything except the first post, therefore repeated many previous points in a nearly unreadable and awkward manner.
Irob Urore Amarr Viziam	Posted - 2007.09.13 04:59:00 - [106] 1) get in raven with faction missiles (navy bane torps work a treat) 2) visit your nearest .5 or .6 system 3) scan or just gamble on any iteron Vs you see 4) instapop suckers then scoop loot with your alt 5) claim insurance and do it all over again until your sec status needs some npc lovin' we need more people doing this! 1 suicidal raven on every gate, come on ppl we can do it. the moms got low sec covered.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings D-L	Posted - 2007.09.13 15:35:00 - [107] Originally by: zibelthurdos a suggestion that the op and all who agree with him cancel their eve subscriptions and join a sickeningly pleasant feline salutation community, or return to the planet of large scale strategic creations. Increasingly angry response followed by a futile attempt at calling the forum's members into question. Statement that Zibelthurdos should go to a place known for firy volcanos & guys with pitchforks in CAPS LOCK. Attempt to reinforce the idea that this thread was ruined by a minority of idiot while being completely ignore by "Real" players. Statement that I will never come to the forums again because they are "lacking intelligence". Long rant on how the forum community is likely plagued by criminals, prepubescent pre-teens, and other scum. Finished with the thought that all the people in this thread deserve to be removed of their manhood. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Eventy One	Posted - 2007.09.13 17:21:00 - [108] Originally by: Captian Internet What is a real pirate? Exactly.
Akira Zendragon Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.09.13 22:22:00 - [109] Originally by: DubanFP Increasingly angry response ... Somewhat moderate intervention by reasonably levelheaded player stating that OP is descending into the type of discourse that deprives him of reason and, therefore, undermines OP's own objectives. Suggestion that if OP would pursue this matter in a more mature fashion, OP would not be subject to the hail of demeaning and insulting posts that are sure to follow OP's latest intervention. Join channel "Eve University" or go here
WulfWestphal Minmatar Niflhel TALIONIS ALLIANCE	Posted - 2007.09.14 12:24:00 - [110] out of the blue-tinfoil hattery that some random player at some random fanfest mentioned to some random DEV that doing that stuff to noobs is cool and fine. further explaining that the DEVs (more tinfoil hattery: all from CCP) took that lone opinion and made it standard. all while "accidently" bumping the thread. ^^ --- [insert witty sig-hijack here]

Jurgen Cartis Caldari Interstellar Corporation of Exploration	Posted - 2007.09.19 18:38:00 - [111] Obligatory thread necromancy post finding it with broken search feature. Poster claims similar experiences to OP, failing to notice the thread is three years old. -------------------------------------------------- ICE Blueprint Sales FIRST!! -Yipsilanti Pfft. Never such a thing as a "last chance". ;) -Rauth
sharkyballs Amarr Dkiller Delta Force Corp. Curse Alliance	Posted - 2007.09.19 19:13:00 - [112] statement about how this topic should be located somewhere else on this website
Torinis	Posted - 2007.09.20 21:13:00 - [113] Blatantly hypocritical post requesting that others post with primary character, followed by two parellel lines of = surrounding an expression of sincere appretiation to OP for the most amusing thread ever found on this forum to date.
Hamfast Gallente	Posted - 2007.09.20 21:19:00 - [114] Flailing and inarticulate request that the thread be locked due to the high number of flame posts and uselessness of the subject... Demand that Devs reply in the negative to the points made on pages 2, 5 and 17. --------*****-------- It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Zephlin Abath Core Element	Posted - 2007.09.20 22:12:00 - [115] Some sentence stating that this has made the readers morning and passed well over a hour of reading while passing time at work...


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