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Greme
Amarr Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.10 18:09:00 -
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Got bored again, during the course of writing coursework and another song was the result.....
Greme - The NPCer's Last Stand
Lyrics:
IÆm chaining Chaining a triple blood harbinger spawn My Navy raven is tanked for em and thermal ItÆs so easy IÆm starting to yawn When into local comes a 10 day old pilot I say ôhow are youö but he stays strangely silent He must just be passing on through; heÆs likely shy as heÆs new, I doubt things will turn very violent.
Well IÆm spamming paradise and cataclysm at these bloods, When a kestrel warps in next to me and local channel floods, It seems the newbie pilot was in fact a pirate spy, I really should not NPC whilst drunk or when IÆm high, In come the pirate trio all flying a dominix, I yell in local ôScrew you noobsö and ôGo and suck your ****sö The pirates do not take to this friendly banter at all, Berserker IIs released I see my shields begin to fall
IÆm sitting Sitting and watching my shields hold on strong My Estamel shield tank is so frigging leet I question the size of their schlong But now starts the NOS and my tank starts to fail It sucks my cap harder than a Gallente female They offer up a ransom bank draft; 10million isk for my craft, I tell them ôscrew youö my ship will prevail
Much to their shock I show the other module on my plate As my second Estemel mod booster starts to activate But my triumphant fanfare is halted by my dismay As three more evildoers turn up flying Astartes I shout in corp chat ôHelp can someone come and save my shipö The nearest friendly gang diverts their 12 jump freighter escort trip. But just before they reach me my raven begins to flame My ship was bugged, they had exploits and lag is much to blame!
Now IÆm floating Floating in space in my human-filled egg The pirates are threatening to kill my pod And IÆm starting to plead and beg The pirates are looking for 12million isk With my full set of crystals itÆs not worth the risk But IÆm damned if these griefers will get money from my wallet I have a plan thatÆs worth frapsing to disk
So IÆm holding and IÆm stalling ôI will have the money soonö I say lying through my teeth in conversation with the goon, But secretly advancing on his spaceship in the field Are three corp-mates flying falcons that have yet to be revealed. TheyÆll decloak and theyÆll put the lousy pirates in a scram, And the bastards will not shoot me as their systems will be jammed, And weÆll see how much they like it when itÆs their ships on the line, And our fleet will jump and pod them and their bounties will be mine.
The trap is set and IÆm laughing inside Revenge shall be swift for my raven that died Sixteen of my corpmates are waiting for my cue And the GMÆs reimbursal of my ship is overdue My friends decide to test out their tanks Incase the lousy griefers try to pull some pranks One corpieÆs overview is slightly broken And his ship succumbs to a hail of concordokken
Suddenly a falcon hits a chunk of rock And explodes violently before he gets a lock The two other cloakers try to come to his aid I really hope their insurance money had been paid The kestrel comes back in, his allegiance now revealed And promptly sets up a cynosurial field I signal to my corp, ôitÆs just a tiny battleshipö The falcon pilot yells ôItÆs a chimera get a grip!ö Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie ([email protected]) |
Greme
Amarr Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.10 18:10:00 -
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I warn my guys in corp chat but it seems that iÆm too late My entire corp has warped to me post jumping through the gate Our fifteen ships are dwarfed by the twelve griefers logging on My corp mates yell at me in chat ôI knew this was a con!ö A hostile sabre drops a dirupt probe upon my ass I didnÆt see it on the hud, it showed up cruiser class My corpies in their pimped up ships are brought upon their knees By the 15 fighters zooming round like laser firing bees
I watch in horror as the decimation of us starts The most fitting idiom is that our mouths are full of hearts As one by one our ships are sent to heaven or to hell And our travelling freighter winds up ganked by 5 macharials My pod goes splat I wind up in a nearby hangar bay My corp has lost in total 15billion isk today IÆm kicked from corp my moneyÆs gone I think I will reroll If thereÆs one thing that I learned from this itÆs always pay the toll Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie ([email protected]) |
Togakure
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.10 18:26:00 -
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check your link gremey
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News
Minmatar Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.10 18:30:00 -
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The eve-o forums fail at getting links right, Greme fails at checking his link.
News to the rescules!
Linkage
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Greme
Amarr Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.10 18:57:00 -
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Original link fixed. God damned forums. Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie ([email protected]) |
Andrommeda
Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.05.10 19:06:00 -
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love it ^^
true story btw :(
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Upper Management
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Posted - 2007.05.10 19:40:00 -
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Quote: They offer up a ransom bank draft; 10million isk for my craft,
That's all?
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Nakki
Gallente Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.05.10 20:30:00 -
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can i open it? Couldnt get last greme song out from my head with good :/ aww here i go.
good one :D
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Sidephex
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Posted - 2007.05.10 20:46:00 -
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so good! :D
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Zoidberg ENB
Minmatar Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce
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Posted - 2007.05.10 20:50:00 -
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Stop spamming me on PlanetCNC, gremey.
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Greme
Amarr Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.10 21:04:00 -
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Originally by: Zoidberg ENB Stop spamming me on PlanetCNC, gremey.
But I love you so :(
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.10 21:31:00 -
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♥
Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls get drunk and pew pew in Delve. |
ZeusCommander
Amarr Omni-Core Freedom Fighters
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Posted - 2007.05.10 22:10:00 -
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Greme my dear old friend...you really need help.
Excellent song though ;) I need MORE!!!!!
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Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.10 22:14:00 -
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Absolute genius.
Learn what it means to be Caldari with Omerta Syndicate |
Zoidberg ENB
Minmatar Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce
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Posted - 2007.05.10 23:09:00 -
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Originally by: Greme
Originally by: Zoidberg ENB Stop spamming me on PlanetCNC, gremey.
But I love you so :(
But our love is forbidden! I am from CLS, and you're from Exuro Mortis... who I'm not sure if we're blue to or not! But if you aren't blue, our love is forbidden!
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CCP Ginger
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Posted - 2007.05.11 12:22:00 -
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Bravo!
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Scagga Laebetrovo
Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2007.05.11 12:29:00 -
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Deliciously evil
Delictum 23216 Official forums |
Dire Lauthris
Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.05.11 14:45:00 -
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Awesome.
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[Day of Darkness] |
IzzyChan
Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.11 16:27:00 -
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Win. --------------------
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Wanoah
Minmatar Khumatari Holdings Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.05.11 17:41:00 -
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OK, that was awesome.
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Tarhos
M. Corp M. PIRE
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Posted - 2007.05.11 19:52:00 -
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really good
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DeGrand
Warspite Developments Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.05.11 19:56:00 -
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*clap* *clap* *clap*
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Pepperami
Art of War Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.05.11 20:05:00 -
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lol awesome
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Trinity Faetal
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.05.11 20:24:00 -
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awesome --
What goes around, goes around, goes around, Comes all the way back around. |
Dracolich
North Star Networks Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.05.12 05:47:00 -
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Loved the story and the song... pure class...
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Davlos
Caldari Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.12 07:08:00 -
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Greme ftw. ♥ ---------------
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R3dSh1ft
FIRMA
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Posted - 2007.05.12 09:16:00 -
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heh, awesome. _________________________________________________________
FIRMA - a drinking corp with an EVE problem |
Amarria Lightwielder
N.A.G.A Corporation
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Posted - 2007.05.12 13:28:00 -
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haha, I saw "song" and was like, "a song, wtf". Then I listen to it, and that was so funny. Good job! :) -
-- Sound in EVE |
Callistus
Gallente Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.05.12 15:14:00 -
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hehe, brilliant --------------
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Kirex
Gallente Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.05.12 15:15:00 -
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hehe thats nice.
Click above for my killboard stats. |
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