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Princess Trinity
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:25:00 -
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This is my story, I ask that people don't judge me
About 6 months ago me and Oveur were going steady we were laying down watching the Double sunset on Tash Murkon Prime and one thing lead to another...
I found about 2 week later that I was carrying a half caldari/ half mimnitar baby
I told him that I was carrying his baby and he calmed me down and we sat down for a drink, I somehow fell asleep while talking to him.
I came to a few hours later, it seems he has slipped some narcotics into my quafe.
He was gone along with all my valuables. I later heard rumors that he ran away with some younger hussy in a badger II
I also cannot take any legal actions against him since the Galactic DNA Tribunal convod me 4 months after the first test that proved he was the father.
It seems according to them that even though the first test proved that he was the father, there was some type of mistake made and according to them he is not the father.
The same day I got the convo, the CEO of the Galactic DNA Tribunal which may I add is a Non profit organization retired...
When asked why he retired: " I am done with this low paying lousy job" and am going to settle down in my private outpost.
Guess who i received a call from last week, it was the hussy that he ran away with she told me that she is pregnant, and guess what... Someone stole all her stuff.
I have barely any assets left and it will be very tough raising this baby alone.
I don't want anyones support, I want revenge !
I am asking that people send me isk so I may hire a Mercenary squad to find Oveur.
There orders are simple, find Oveur and teach him a lesson...
I need a total of 1 Billion isk within the next week to do this.
If atleast 1 Billion isk is transfered to " Princess Trinity " within the next week you will find out what happens when I unleash the merc squad on him.
if not he gets away.
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Ealiom
Blackhole Entry Point
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:29:00 -
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Oh Noes! Little Oveur shaped babies what a crime!
Executioner Model Blackbird Model |
Drasked
North Face Force
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:32:00 -
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Is this a joke or a scam??
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Grimpak
Gallente Twisted Attitude Apocalyptica.
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:34:00 -
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Originally by: Tiuwaz for caldari perception weapons that hit up to 100km are short range weapons
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j0sephine
Caldari Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:34:00 -
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"He was gone along with all my valuables. I later heard rumors that he ran away with some younger hussy in a badger II"
extreeeeeeeeeeeme :o
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Princess Trinity
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:35:00 -
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Originally by: Drasked Is this a joke or a scam??
to clarify, its not a scam and its Not begging.
You are all chipping in for my services..
If i get the 1 bil within the week by combined donations,
I will give you the best finishing story i can think of.
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Sir Emi
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:38:00 -
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points for creative writing
Space Odyssey Maker...
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Melathonis Meradin
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:39:00 -
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Gah where have you been you stupid Gallente trash...anyway, last week I lost the T2 lottery AGAIN, this is obviously a plot against me by God, so I want him dead. My agents say he's located at OM-G69 Planet 3 Moon 8, so head over there and put him out of his misery. I'll give you 12000 isk when you return, if you finish it within 32 minutes you get a 500 Garbage bonus. NOW GET OUT THERE AND GET IT DONE!
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TempaT
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:48:00 -
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WTF!
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Godar Marak
Amarr Return Of Red Dawn
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:49:00 -
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I'd rate this a -4/10.
Reason : trying to hard. -------------------- '\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/' Cant we all just get along?
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Deckard Bishop
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:50:00 -
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The Galactic DNA Tribunal would once again ask that archived FTL documents from our offices not be released without proper paperwork.
As a means of precaution and internal security, the Communications Relay Committee will terminate this FTL line and send this thread to our investigators to determine whether the alleged "Oveur DNA" document has been tampered with and/or illegally modified
Thank you for bringing this to our attention,
Deckard Lieutenant Commander Communications Relay Committee
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