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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.19 12:49:00 -
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you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread.
I wish the thread would now die.
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.20 17:30:00 -
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Originally by: Orgos Khenn
I wish people would stop whining about Amarr.
CCP Buffs Amarr, fitting uber laser-death-ray-o-doom weaponary to them, reducing mass by 99.99%, and increasing armour HP by 1000%.
Everyone starts whining about Caldari, Gallente and Minmatar instead.
I wish that my brain would stop being a perfectionist about every little thing I do.
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.31 02:44:00 -
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Originally by: Calderio I wish I understood awk
Granted. you can now talk to penguins. Awk, awk. Unfortunately, you cant talk to humans.
I wish that the sisters of mercy would finally get off their backsides and release another album. even if I do go deaf first.
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.31 20:36:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava I wish to be God.
Granted. As an imaginary being, you cease to exist, except in the fevered imaginations of maniacs.
I wish for several jobs to get back to me (probably with the opinion that I'm rubbish), and have to go hunting elsewhere before I go insane waiting....
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.01 00:12:00 -
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Originally by: Gogar Teltaf I wish for post apocolyptic hell
Granted. You now live in Middlesbrough.
I wish Middlesbrough was wiped off the map. (nothing personal, it's just a s***hole.)
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.06 16:53:00 -
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Originally by: Imree Ixni
I wish I'd find a bag full of unmarked $100 bills.
granted. all the bills are completely unmarked. they're fresh off a printer. and the FBI are after you for counterfeiting banknotes.
I wish CCP would relocate to Edinburgh, so I can apply without having to relocate.
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.06 20:48:00 -
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Originally by: Orgos Khenn
I wish Hilary Clinton would lose.
Clinton fails. Instead, Bush amends the constitution and becomes President for Life. Everyone blames you.
I wish Alex Salmond were gagged, bound and prevented from ever acting like a twit again.
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.12 14:36:00 -
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Originally by: Rawr Cristina
I wish I could avoid going to work today and not get fired for it
Granted. you can now avoid going to work every day, and will never get fired... you're now an art student.
I wish my bank balance was'nt in the red...
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.12 19:29:00 -
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Originally by: Orgos Khenn
Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish i was evil incarnate
You join the Church of Scientology.
I wish I could slap people through the monitor.
Granted. you discover that only the powerful science of L.Ron Hubbard's teachings (aided by generous donations weekly) will allow you to slap people.
I wish that I could find where I put sewing needles before stepping on the damn things...
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Suze'Rain
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Posted - 2008.06.25 00:44:00 -
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Originally by: Nachshon
I wish I could fly Jovian warships.
Granted. you can fly all the jovian ships. Good luck finding any however...
I wish I had five pounds given to me for every time this thread raises from the grave.
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.08.28 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: Rebal 88 Granted you forget where your home is and eventually get there 8 years later to find no one there and the site demolished.
I wish I had a jump freighter.
Granted. CCP spots the JF appear in your account in dodgy circumstances, and deducts the costs from your account not in isk, but skillpoints. you now have -800 milliion SP and can barely fly a shuttle.
I wish rebal 88's name would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch.
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.08.28 21:31:00 -
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Originally by: Feilamya
Originally by: Suze'Rain I wish rebal 88's name would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch.
Granted. CCP changed his name to rebal 77.
I wish I had a jump freighter. Pointed, in structure and without an escort.
you get it.
but its your jump freighter, and it's filled with your stuff.
I still wish the now "rebal 77"'s letters, but not numbers, would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch. :)
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