EVE-Search ForumWatch http://eve-search.com/ The alternative EVE-Online Forum browser. en-us Tue, 6 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000 EVE-Search RSS Module v1.1 chribba@evemail <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Rondo Gunn]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=25#723 Originally by: Jack Light
Edited by: Jack Light on 21/12/2008 22:28:29
Done, you self-destruct your shuttle and every titan in game blows up. Many alliances, without this asset begins to fail. As the alliances fail, more people join another one. With thousands of people joining the same alliance, that alliance takes over all of 0.0. People loose their opportunity of pvp and start high sec suicide runs. Now, no where is safe, and concord can not keep up with the amount of criminals, concord retires, every system is 0.0, people quit because of this. CCP goes bankrupt, WoW gets many new players from Eve. As many new players join WoW, they expand to different parts of the world. Every other game company goes bankrupt. The global economy crashes. Everyone is jobless and has no more money. The world turns to a run down place full of crime. Humans begin to die off. Earth's atmosphere gets over polluted, creating a massive blanket of CO2. Greenhouse effect takes place. Rest of the human race dies, and Earth turns into a second Venus. And you are forced to read this massive wall of text. Laughing

I wish timezones would go away.




Granted, the earth is now flat and the sun decides that whole buisiness of orbits and what not is a waste of time and decides to just wink on and off. However the globe makers of the world are now out of buisiness and very angry. They beat you to death with the fruits of their now useless labor.
]]> Mon, 22 Dec 2009 00:39:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9426017 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Jack Light]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=25#722 Edited by: Jack Light on 21/12/2008 22:28:29
Done, you self-destruct your shuttle and every titan in game blows up. Many alliances, without this asset begins to fail. As the alliances fail, more people join another one. With thousands of people joining the same alliance, that alliance takes over all of 0.0. People loose their opportunity of pvp and start high sec suicide runs. Now, no where is safe, and concord can not keep up with the amount of criminals, concord retires, every system is 0.0, people quit because of this. CCP goes bankrupt, WoW gets many new players from Eve. As many new players join WoW, they expand to different parts of the world. Every other game company goes bankrupt. The global economy crashes. Everyone is jobless and has no more money. The world turns to a run down place full of crime. Humans begin to die off. Earth's atmosphere gets over polluted, creating a massive blanket of CO2. Greenhouse effect takes place. Rest of the human race dies, and Earth turns into a second Venus. And you are forced to read this massive wall of text. Laughing

I wish timezones would go away.
]]> Sun, 21 Dec 2009 22:27:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9425394 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Sikander 2]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=25#721 Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Epegi Givo


I wish I breathed in carbon dioxide and breathed out air.

Done you breath in Carbon dioxide with the rest of the materials in the air and you breath out perfect unaltered Eath climate type air. Unfortunately for you this means that no oxygen is being absorbed into your bloodstream. You die of severe Oxygen Deprivation in minutes.

I wish I had the uncorrupted wishes of EVERY SINGLE PERSON that posted in this thread.


But then your brain BLOWS UP COS IT CAN'T HOLD ALL THAT INFORMATION!!!!! you die, by the way.


I wish self destructing my shuttle could blow up titans
Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008]]> Sun, 21 Dec 2009 22:16:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9425393 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#720 Originally by: Epegi Givo


I wish I breathed in carbon dioxide and breathed out air.

Done you breath in Carbon dioxide with the rest of the materials in the air and you breath out perfect unaltered Eath climate type air. Unfortunately for you this means that no oxygen is being absorbed into your bloodstream. You die of severe Oxygen Deprivation in minutes.

I wish I had the uncorrupted wishes of EVERY SINGLE PERSON that posted in this thread.
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"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it"]]> Sun, 21 Dec 2009 21:33:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9425143 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#719
I wish I breathed in carbon dioxide and breathed out air.
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo

This is my sig, or is it?


Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

]]> Sun, 21 Dec 2009 19:22:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9424411 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Ren Surkova]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#718
I wish my carpet was more an off-white colour rather than the beige it is, oh the power of wishes.


sig filla, thread killa]]> Sun, 21 Dec 2009 16:19:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9423401 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Jack Light]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#717 Edited by: Jack Light on 21/12/2008 12:42:31
Done, but you still can't fight like Chuck Norris. You loose.

I wish I could just eat my pillows instead of food.
]]> Sun, 21 Dec 2009 12:42:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9422435 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Kyanzes]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#716 Edited by: Kyanzes on 21/12/2008 12:09:19
Originally by: Epegi Givo

I wish I could shoot 1 volt of electricity from my finger whenever I wanted to


Granted, but now your face looks like Palpatine's. Another siedeffect: any time you wipe your butt there's a random surge of 1000V (ofc you may choose not to wipe it LaughingLaughingLaughing)

I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee.


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Unclouded by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality.]]> Sun, 21 Dec 2009 12:07:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9422279 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#715 Originally by: Greg Parnell
You have it, but the only operating system you can use is windows me. And it takes 2 hours to boot.

I wish that a orange hits the poster below me. And it sprays citrus in your eyes. And somehow it sticks to your face.


damn you.

An orange hits my face, but then a boat hits yours.

I wish I could shoot 1 volt of electricity from my finger whenever I wanted to]]> Sun, 21 Dec 2009 06:30:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9421171 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#714
I wish I could shoot 1-volt of electricity from my finger whenever I want to.]]> Sun, 21 Dec 2009 06:29:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9421170 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Greg Parnell]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#713
I wish that a orange hits the poster below me. And it sprays citrus in your eyes. And somehow it sticks to your face.]]> Sun, 21 Dec 2009 06:27:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9421169 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Jack Light]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#712

I wish I had an Eve Commodore PC.
]]> Sun, 21 Dec 2009 05:07:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9420950 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Rho'varo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#711 Originally by: Karrade Krise
I wish I had a Yard Gnome Ninja Army.

Granted. However, the mutiny in which you are replaced as commander-in-chief is swift and fatal.

I wish it were almost summer instead of almost winter, where I am.



]]> Sun, 21 Dec 2009 03:45:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9420737 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Karrade Krise]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#710 Originally by: DubanFP

I choose to use my previous wish "the abillity to nullify/change wishes/corruptions" to nullify the next poster's wish.


Granted, however the poster after you is immune to your corruptibility.

I wish I had a Yard Gnome Ninja Army.


Voluntold, New Webcomic

]]> Sat, 20 Dec 2009 18:09:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9418109 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#709 Originally by: Jack Light

I wish I lived next to a CCP office.

Granted. You trade in your house for a cardboard box next to CCP's china office. Even if you could find someone who could speak the same language and/or get you back to your home country you no longer have a home to go back to.

I choose to use my previous wish "the abillity to nullify/change wishes/corruptions" to nullify the next poster's wish.
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"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it"]]> Sat, 20 Dec 2009 18:02:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9418108 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Jack Light]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#708
I wish I lived next to a CCP office.
]]> Sat, 20 Dec 2009 17:43:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9417998 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Ren Surkova]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#707
I wish I was immune to wasp and bee stings



sig filla, thread killa]]> Sat, 20 Dec 2009 11:38:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9416319 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Arianhod]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#706 Edited by: Arianhod on 19/12/2008 19:47:21
Originally by: Reaver Babe

I want a night in bed with an olympic gymnast.


I wish to be able to build products that other continents may call 1990's technology, highly advanced compared to my domestic market.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
]]> Fri, 19 Dec 2009 19:47:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9412272 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Reaver Babe]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#705 Edited by: Reaver Babe on 19/12/2008 19:45:49
Originally by: Arianhod
I wish for a multi billion dollar bailout as I don't have any money in my wallet for a pizza.


Granted. Only you have to spend that money on building and trying to sell sub-standard products at bloated prices where in a few years time all of the warranty claims you've had to honor will cost you more than your original investment + profit.

I want a night in bed with a FEMALE olympic gymnast.
]]> Fri, 19 Dec 2009 19:44:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9412271 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Arianhod]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#704 Originally by: Sean Faust
I want a Honda VFR motorcycle.
Granted. The Stig performs something Evil Knievel would declare impossible and hands to you the bike.

You weep as you know you will never be able to come near such an amount of awesome on this bike and this makes you feel very, very inferior....

I wish for a multi billion dollar bailout as I don't have any money in my wallet for a pizza.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
]]> Fri, 19 Dec 2009 19:28:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9412237 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Sean Faust]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#703 Originally by: Fraszoid
Originally by: Nexus Vaikai
I wish we wouldnt get any more snow or ice till after xmas


Granted, on Xmas, Xopher Kringle, Christopher Kringle's evil brother, visits you bringing torrential rain and flooding to your house only. The next day your flooded and soaked home is encased in a metre thick ice sheet as the temperature drops to -100 and sleet continues to crash against your house. You are stuck there until it thaws out sometime in late August. Enjoy your isolation, and remember is Christmas, because Christohper Kringle is good, and Xopher Kringle is evil.

I wish my GF would come visit from Ontario for New Years.


But she got a sex change and is now named "Bruce".

I want a Honda VFR motorcycle.
]]> Fri, 19 Dec 2009 18:11:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9411725 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Fraszoid]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#702 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai
I wish we wouldnt get any more snow or ice till after xmas


Granted, on Xmas, Xopher Kringle, Christopher Kringle's evil brother, visits you bringing torrential rain and flooding to your house only. The next day your flooded and soaked home is encased in a metre thick ice sheet as the temperature drops to -100 and sleet continues to crash against your house. You are stuck there until it thaws out sometime in late August. Enjoy your isolation, and remember is Christmas, because Christohper Kringle is good, and Xopher Kringle is evil.

I wish my GF would come visit from Ontario for New Years.
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Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.]]> Fri, 19 Dec 2009 16:55:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9411192 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#701 Originally by: Jack Light
Done, but as you do not have the skill or the amount of money required, you are still forced to play on a computer.


I wish I could think of some better wishes


Granted you think of better wishes but others think of better ways to make them horrible.

I wish we wouldnt get any more snow or ice till after xmas
]]> Fri, 19 Dec 2009 14:02:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9410164 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Jack Light]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#700

I wish I could think of some better wishes
]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2009 16:32:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9382848 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Culmen]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#699 Originally by: Jack Light


I wish i could go to FanFest next year.


Granted, You just won tickets to Fur FanFest(FFF). You are awarded the tickets to that fur suit con on national television. Your credibility is shattered, you begin questioning your sexual habits, eventually leading you down a destructive spiral of homoerotic yiffing


I wish i could play EvE Online through cybernetic implants in my brain
and further more why do i even need a sig?]]> Fri, 12 Dec 2009 08:18:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9361106 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Jack Light]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#698 Edited by: Jack Light on 12/12/2008 01:03:56
Done, but as CCP considers it as an exploit, your account gets banned. You get frustrated and hit you head on your keyboard causing it to break and accidentally place a $400 bid on ebay for a 4 foot piece of rope. As more frustration comes you punch your monitor without thinking, causing more damage. Shouldn't of cheated in the first place.

I wish i could go to FanFest next year.
]]> Fri, 12 Dec 2009 01:04:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9359439 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by 5pinDizzy]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#697 Edited by: 5pinDizzy on 11/12/2008 20:24:39

Originally by: Aesgrim
to get more wishes, but wish for more wishes with the extra wishes.

I wish I have even better stamina.


Done, but you've now decided to stand up and go for a nice walk, instead of playing Eve.

Your corp called, they wanted to know where you were for the alarm OP, they've been driven out of their home and lost all their stuff.

I wish I had some way of making more ferrogel at a POS then what is currently possible.


]]> Thu, 11 Dec 2009 20:22:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9357481 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Aesgrim]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#696 Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Culmen

I wish I had the right to nullify any wish or corruption and replace it with my own.

Granted.
You just say: "I wish I had the right to nullify any wish or corruption and replace it with my own". Every time. Every single time.
You effectively wish to get more wishes, but wish for more wishes with the extra wishes.

I wish I have even better stamina.

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Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.]]> Thu, 11 Dec 2009 18:37:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9356760 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#695 Originally by: Culmen
Edited by: Culmen on 11/12/2008 03:17:03
Granted, but it happens to you as well

I wish i could see time

Ok, wait a second.

I wish I had the right to nullify any wish or corruption and replace it with my own.
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"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it"]]> Thu, 11 Dec 2009 16:55:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9355911 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Culmen]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#694 Edited by: Culmen on 11/12/2008 03:17:03
Granted, but it happens to you as well

I wish i could see time
and further more why do i even need a sig?]]> Thu, 11 Dec 2009 03:12:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9351596 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#693 Originally by: Jovoich
Edited by: Jovoich on 10/12/2008 22:49:25
Originally by: Chomp Rock

Done. but your dev account is for Furcadia, and you get dogpiled by smelly nerds in unwashed fursuits the moment you display your dev-fu

i want a Whopper with everything on it

Done, but your Whopper is 10yrs out of date.I want a POS that makes me free advanced reactions.


Granted the advanced reactions are free but the fuel requirements to power everything else on the POS are in dollars per second. With a consumption rate of 10 million USD a minute. The reaction time is also increased by 200% thus the reason CCP didnt release it. Also I forgot to mention it has an auto self destruct unless there is 200 years worth of fuel in it. Also to take out of reinforced mode it requires 400 metric tons of gold.

I wish I had more ways to make your wish horrible.
]]> Thu, 11 Dec 2009 01:01:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9350778 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Jovoich]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#692 Edited by: Jovoich on 10/12/2008 22:49:25
Originally by: Chomp Rock

Done. but your dev account is for Furcadia, and you get dogpiled by smelly nerds in unwashed fursuits the moment you display your dev-fu

i want a Whopper with everything on it

Done, but your Whopper is 10yrs out of date.I want a POS that makes me free advanced reactions.


]]> Wed, 10 Dec 2009 22:48:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9349726 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Chomp Rock]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=24#691 Edited by: Chomp Rock on 10/12/2008 21:26:19
Originally by: Jack Light
Done, you get your new tires, but your car gets stolen.

I wish I had a dev account with max skills and the ability to spawn items.


Done. but your dev account is for Furcadia, and you get dogpiled by smelly nerds in unwashed fursuits the moment you display your dev-fu

i want a Whopper with everything on it
Originally by: Lui Kai
Chribba - when you log in next, let us know what the end credits to the game say Razz
]]> Wed, 10 Dec 2009 21:26:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9349725 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Jack Light]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#690
I wish I had a dev account with max skills and the ability to spawn items.
]]> Wed, 10 Dec 2009 20:07:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9348355 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Aesgrim]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#689 Originally by: Culmen
Edited by: Culmen on 10/12/2008 13:38:34
I wish i had a 1/1000th size model of an Absolution with real flashing lights


Granted.
Those flashing lights are called L A S E R S. Say after me: L A S E R S.
The Absolution is 1/1000th of its original size and so are the power of the lasers. However, the lasers of the original Absolution is powerful enough to level villages in one shot. In your case the lasers is powerful enough to eridicate your house. In tiny weeny bits at the time, but eventually.
Oh, and do not go near it. Its kinda aggressive.

I wish that I got new winter tires to the car for free. Good ones, correct size and not stolen!

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Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.]]> Wed, 10 Dec 2009 15:29:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9346224 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Culmen]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#688 Edited by: Culmen on 10/12/2008 13:38:34
Originally by: Nexus Vaikai

Granted but its a 1/1000th size model but its got real flashing lights. Next years model comes with rig slots.

I wish I could see my family for the holidays


Granted, you see your family through plexiglass, from prison, on death row, after a surprise anal reaping.

I wish i had a 1/1000th size model of an Absolution with real flashing lights
and further more why do i even need a sig?]]> Wed, 10 Dec 2009 13:36:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9345410 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#687 Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 10/12/2008 12:30:15
Originally by: Epegi Givo
granted, you grow a third arm and are deemed unnatractive and shunned from society.

I wish I had an Absolution class Command Ship


Granted but its a 1/1000th size model but its got real flashing lights. Next years model comes with rig slots.

I wish I could see my family for the holidays
]]> Wed, 10 Dec 2009 12:29:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9344893 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#686
I wish I had an Absolution class Command Ship
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo

This is my sig, or is it?


Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

]]> Wed, 10 Dec 2009 06:10:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9343355 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#685 Originally by: Jack Light
Done, they now push Buddhism on us, people get mad, and leave the United States. The economy collapses, and America turns into a wasteland.

I wish i knew everything so i don't need to go to school anymore


Granted you now know everything but go into the shock at the horrors in this world. You start having seizures which start to degrade your neural pathways, thus destroying all of the knowledge you acquired, leaving you a babbling idiot who insists he knows the answer to everything but cant give one once asked thus making you into the biggest loser of the century. You start to fail all your classes because you cant give the correct answers to anything. Your family is ashamed of you and disowns you. Animals won't even go near you. No one will hire you so you are reduced to living on the streets, oh and tell crack-pot Joe Nexus said hi. He once wished to know everything as well.


I wish that if and when the world destroys itself with nuclear bombs my life could be like Fallout 3
]]> Mon, 8 Dec 2009 14:05:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9331425 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Jack Light]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#684
I wish i knew everything so i don't need to go to school anymore
]]> Mon, 8 Dec 2009 04:10:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9329144 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#683 Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Epegi Givo


I wish I could walk on water.

Done, the physical properties of water change in a way that would make it "in theory" possible to walk on it. Unfortunately these very same properties that change are also what makes water ideal for supporting life. Congratulations, you just killed all carbon based life forms in the universe including yourself.

I wish I had a gourmet chef that cooked nothing but the highest quality foods for myself and my friends. This is paid courtesy of the next poster of course.


Granted but as this chef only wishes to be paid in your blood. Expect me to collect payment soon.

I wish the southern united states wouldn't push Christianity on the rest of us
]]> Mon, 8 Dec 2009 04:02:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9329143 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#682 Originally by: Epegi Givo


I wish I could walk on water.

Done, the physical properties of water change in a way that would make it "in theory" possible to walk on it. Unfortunately these very same properties that change are also what makes water ideal for supporting life. Congratulations, you just killed all carbon based life forms in the universe including yourself.

I wish I had a gourmet chef that cooked nothing but the highest quality foods for myself and my friends. This is paid courtesy of the next poster of course.
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"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it"]]> Mon, 8 Dec 2009 03:55:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9329142 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#681
I wish I could walk on water.
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo

This is my sig, or is it?


Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

]]> Mon, 8 Dec 2009 01:04:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9328518 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#680 Edited by: DubanFP on 07/12/2008 21:06:39
Originally by: Ren Surkova

I wish someone would get their **** together and wipe out japan

Done, an evil alien syndicate wipes out 99.9999% of all life in the universe. No humans survive, japan included.

I wish for everything and nothing.
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"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it"]]> Sun, 7 Dec 2009 21:06:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9327419 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Ren Surkova]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#679
I wish someone would get their **** together and wipe out japan

sig filla, thread killa]]> Sun, 7 Dec 2009 19:49:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9327035 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#678
I wish I had a sister.
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo

This is my sig, or is it?


Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

]]> Sun, 7 Dec 2009 07:50:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9324077 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Arianhod]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#677 Originally by: ReaperOfSly


I wish I had a win-at-life button.


Pity Google shut them down a while back YARRRR!!

I wish people would abandon Haruhiism in favor of Kyonism. ugh

Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
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]]> Tue, 2 Dec 2009 20:44:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9294844 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by ReaperOfSly]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#676 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai
Originally by: Faekurias
Originally by: Zerit Nava


I still wish I could make good pie crust.


Wish granted, you choke on the pie crust and die in a fire.


I wish I had a 50 foot donge.


Granted but if what I think you are referening to I might suggest that you stay away from attractive people and dont use viagra. I see all the blood it would take and it would leave you pretty much brain dead as the blood wouldn't circulate well.

I wish people wouldn't make stupid wishes for a bigger *****.


Granted. Instead, they make stupid wishes for a smaller *****.

I wish I had a win-at-life button.
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]]> Tue, 2 Dec 2009 20:12:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9294620 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#675 Originally by: Faekurias
Originally by: Zerit Nava


I still wish I could make good pie crust.


Wish granted, you choke on the pie crust and die in a fire.


I wish I had a 50 foot donge.


Granted but if what I think you are referening to I might suggest that you stay away from attractive people and dont use viagra. I see all the blood it would take and it would leave you pretty much brain dead as the blood wouldn't circulate well.

I wish people wouldn't make stupid wishes for a bigger *****.
]]> Tue, 2 Dec 2009 19:49:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9294486 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Faekurias]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#674 Originally by: Zerit Nava


I still wish I could make good pie crust.


Wish granted, you choke on the pie crust and die in a fire.


I wish I had a 50 foot donge.
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Recruiting..

]]> Tue, 2 Dec 2009 19:38:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9294358 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Zerit Nava]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#673 Quote:


I wish i couldn't be sued and was Iain Flemmings James Bond the Spy


Granted. You are James Bond, wearer of bespoke suits, drinker of martinis, used to fast cars and faster women.

But you are in the real world now working for a real government agency. You work in a cramped cubicle, you are scheduled to attend sexual harassment awareness training all day tomorrow and the accounting department would like to have a word with you about your expense reports.

I still wish I could make good pie crust.
]]> Tue, 2 Dec 2009 19:29:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9294357 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Sikander 2]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#672 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai
Originally by: Epegi Givo
granted but because you don't have any corruptions left you don't have any wishes.

I wish i had a 3d printer.


Granted but the DPI is horrible and the only thing you can get to print well is 2d text.

I wish they didn't play reruns on tv all day and then repeat the same shows that night.


Granted, the day shifts 12 hours so they play the reruns all NIGHT and repeat the same shows the next day

I wish i couldn't be sued and was Iain Flemmings James Bond the Spy
Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008]]> Tue, 2 Dec 2009 16:55:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9293456 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#671 Originally by: Epegi Givo
granted but because you don't have any corruptions left you don't have any wishes.

I wish i had a 3d printer.


Granted but the DPI is horrible and the only thing you can get to print well is 2d text.

I wish they didn't play reruns on tv all day and then repeat the same shows that night.
]]> Tue, 2 Dec 2009 16:40:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9293311 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#670
I wish i had a 3d printer.
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo

This is my sig, or is it?


Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

]]> Tue, 2 Dec 2009 15:26:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9292864 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#669 Originally by: Dantes Revenge

I wish CCP would actually balance the game properly instead of nerfing things into uselessness.

Done. CCP makes a setup that they think "looks right" and applies it to all ships and modules. Now all ships have the exact same setup and none of them have any specific bonuses. The difference between ships is now purely aesthetic. People now whine about how ugly their ship looks instead of how it performs.

I wish I could think of as many wishes as corruptions.
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"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about what kind of **** you can $@## up with it"]]> Tue, 2 Dec 2009 13:00:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9291994 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Dantes Revenge]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#668 Originally by: Epegi Givo
granted, you never EVER laugh again and live your life in unhappiness

I wish that in 1 hour I would suddenly burst out laughing.

Granted but since it was hysterically at nothing, the men in white coats take you away and put you in an institution for the rest of your life.

I wish CCP would actually balance the game properly instead of nerfing things into uselessness.

--
There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
All this has happened before and will happen again]]> Tue, 2 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9291106 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#667
I wish that in 1 hour I would suddenly burst out laughing.
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo

This is my sig, or is it?


Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

]]> Tue, 2 Dec 2009 05:21:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9290208 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#666 Originally by: Sikander 2

I wish i was the REAL spy James Bond

done. Granted your first name is changed to spy and your middle name to James. You are now known as Spy J. Bond. You are still middle aged farmer who lives in the middle of now where. EON Productions still decides you are in violations of copywrite laws and sues you for everything you are worth. Since you are a poor farmer you barely scratch out a living before you pass away 6 months later.
/CopyPasteEdit

I wish I could stop laughing at my corruption of Sikander 2's wish.
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"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about what kind of **** you can $@## up with it"]]> Tue, 2 Dec 2009 02:18:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9289687 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Sikander 2]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#665 Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Ryu Icewing
I wish mining could be so good and that Helen Hunts would haul ass when i give the order.
(yes Helen is in my corp)

Granted. The mining is great, and I now haul ass in a super-speed fitted interceptor instead of plodding along in an Orca giving out the mega-mining-bonuses. (You asked for it, Boss)

I wish that the Orca could hold more ships and toys.


It can, but you no longer have any ships and toys to put in it.

I wish i was the REAL spy James Bond
Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008]]> Mon, 1 Dec 2009 21:30:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9288242 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Helen Hunts]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#664 Originally by: Ryu Icewing
I wish mining could be so good and that Helen Hunts would haul ass when i give the order.
(yes Helen is in my corp)

Granted. The mining is great, and I now haul ass in a super-speed fitted interceptor instead of plodding along in an Orca giving out the mega-mining-bonuses. (You asked for it, Boss)

I wish that the Orca could hold more ships and toys.
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Mine da rocks, make more ships.
Pop da rats, make more rigs.
Sell da gear, make more money.

Any Questions?]]> Mon, 1 Dec 2009 21:28:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9288241 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Ryu Icewing]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#663

I wish mining could be so good and that Helen Hunts would haul ass when i give the order.
(yes Helen is in my corp)
]]> Mon, 1 Dec 2009 20:55:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9287948 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#662 Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 01/12/2008 20:48:05
Granted you are now james bond. A middle aged farmer who lives in the middle of now where. EON Productions decides you are in violations of copywrite laws and sues you for everything you are worth. Since you are a poor farmer you barely scratch out a living before you pass away a year later.

I wish -A- would stop attacking us
]]> Mon, 1 Dec 2009 20:48:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9287947 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Sikander 2]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=23#661 Originally by: Epegi Givo
granted but then a robber comes to your house, steals the million dollars and whatever things of value that you have, locks you in a bathroom where you can't get out and you eventually starve to death.

I wish that the robber gets away and doesn't rob me.

Granted, but then he slips on a cake of soap and makes a 'clean getaway' causing all the policemen in the world to fall about laughing at that rubbish joke, and criminals all over the world rise to power, so the british government send out James Bond to save the world, but the criminal mastermind captures him, ties him to a table with a massive t2 pulse laser pointed at him (the table is above a pool of laser guided sharks) and the criminal mastermind starts gloating while stroking his pet hamster, and he turns the laser on but james bond escapes and all the women in the world fall in love with him and everyone goes crazy about him and some company make an advert with him in it and you buy the product and eat it only to find its full of lead and you die from lead poisoning, only when you're buried your coffin is made from lead too (shouldn't have bought the coffin from the SAME company) and your whole family dies of lead poisoning too, and all the friends they invited, and then now you're dead another super villain uses your corpse as a zombie and takes over the world, but James Bond stops him somehow and then he joins CCP and makes eve even more awesome.

I wish i was James Bond
Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008]]> Mon, 1 Dec 2009 20:20:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9287946 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Zerit Nava]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#660 Originally by: Epegi Givo
granted but then a robber comes to your house, steals the million dollars and whatever things of value that you have, locks you in a bathroom where you can't get out and you eventually starve to death.

I wish that the robber gets away and doesn't rob me.


Granted. The robber doesn't rob you because you are totally destitute and have nothing worth stealing. In fact he feels sorry for you and gives you $5 to buy a sandwich.

I wish I could make good pie crust.
]]> Mon, 1 Dec 2009 20:12:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9287614 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#659
I wish that the robber gets away and doesn't rob me.
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo

This is my sig, or is it?


Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

]]> Mon, 1 Dec 2009 15:26:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9285941 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Zerit Nava]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#658 Originally by: Epegi Givo
I'll just make a wish then.

I wish I didn't have to go to school, but learned everything that I would have gotten from there magically.


Granted. Good luck finding a job as you explain to prospective employers that you don't have a diploma because you learned everything "magically".

I wish I had a million dollars.
]]> Mon, 1 Dec 2009 13:49:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9285325 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#657
I wish I didn't have to go to school, but learned everything that I would have gotten from there magically.

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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo

This is my sig, or is it?


Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

]]> Mon, 1 Dec 2009 02:55:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9282647 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by ReaperOfSly]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#656 ____________________
]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 23:40:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9281629 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Arianhod]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#655 Originally by: DubanFP


I wish Arianhod didn't do such a half-assed job of corrupting my wish.
Very well then, I get down to business and establish a comity, employing Chibbra through bribery of Veldspar, Dark Shikari through promises of Skittles and Dietrich because thats just what he does to aid as advisers as to how aid in designing your wepon.

We come to a magnificent conclusion, and send you the bill of 2.7 metic tonnes of Skittles+Tobelerones and 245 Yotta M3 of Veldspar before we forward the wepons desighn.
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]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 23:25:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9281533 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Arianhod]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#653 Originally by: ReaperOfSly
Originally by: Arianhod
I wish I had a galaxy sized drill.


Granted, but you don't have enough spiral energy to use it - it falls on top of you and crushes you to death.

I wish I could bend time and space like Hiro in Heroes.


Here you go.

I wish I could download videos for my psp directly to it instead of having to use my laptop to download, unzip then move it to the PsP....
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]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 23:20:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9281531 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#654 Edited by: DubanFP on 30/11/2008 23:20:35
Originally by: ReaperOfSly

I wish I could bend time and space.

Mass itself bends time and space. Therefore your very existance bends time and space ever so slightly. Even if it's not enough for you to see it's there.

I wish Arianhod didn't do such a half-assed job of corrupting my wish.
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Newbie> Eve is a GRIEFING game.

rofflesausage> You mean you didn't check the rules for the game, spent money on it, lost your stuff and it's not your fault?]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 23:20:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9281532 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by ReaperOfSly]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#652 Originally by: Arianhod
I wish I had a galaxy sized drill.


Granted, but you don't have enough spiral energy to use it - it falls on top of you and crushes you to death.

I wish I could bend time and space like Hiro in Heroes.
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]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 23:15:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9281530 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Arianhod]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#651 Originally by: DubanFP

I wish I could could think of the ultimate wish corruption.
You exceed your quota of awesome and explode.

I wish I had a galaxy sized drill.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 23:08:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9281406 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#650 Originally by: Aesgrim
I wish I could accumulate all the information in any book, magazine or newspaper just by touching it. And still having room for more.

Done. Every time you touch something it turns to dust and you acquire all the knowledge involved in it. Additionally you hug your daughter immediately after gaining this power and turn her to dust as well. You know gain all the knowledge about your, now non-existant, daughter's life. The sex, prostitution, drugs, etc.

All food you attempt to consume is turned into a tasteless dust that's bearly digestable. You decide to kill yourself but find you are are unable to as any quick/painless device of suicide you touch is instantly vaporized.

I wish I could could think of the ultimate wish corruption.
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Newbie> Eve is a GRIEFING game.

rofflesausage> You mean you didn't check the rules for the game, spent money on it, lost your stuff and it's not your fault?]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 23:03:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9281405 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Aesgrim]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#649 Originally by: Killer Kelly

I wish there was a Wal-Mart for nuclear weapons.


Granted.
You go to the franchaise, Nuke-mart, and settle for a warhead in the middle class, a 700kt one.

But soone you discover that cars and nuclear warheads got one thing in common, its not the product itself that costs the most money, its everything around it.

The nuclear silos costs a fortune (you cant have those white thrash portable launchers, can you?) and the maintenance and fuel costs (have to be changed every now and then) drain your wallet dry. As soon as you open it tumbleweeds blows by. Even in calm weather.
Soon you dont have enough money to keep it and have to sell it to a shady dealer with a big beard, a really big beard. And some kind of cloth on his head.


I wish I could accumulate all the information in any book, magazine or newspaper just by touching it. And still having room for more.

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Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 21:10:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9280836 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Killer Kelly]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#648 Originally by: Epegi Givo
Granted but you you have noone to man it.your ship gets blown up and you taken captive to be tortured for information you don't have on other pirates.

I wish I had more Goldfish.


Pepperidge Farms recently outsourced to China and Goldfish are now 3.675% lead. Enjoy your hospital stay!

I wish there was a Wal-Mart for nuclear weapons.
]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 20:13:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9280298 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#647
I wish I had more Goldfish.
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo

This is my sig, or is it?


Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 19:49:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9280175 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Killer Kelly]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#646 Originally by: Arianhod

I wish for a blackout in my city so people can actually see the Milky Way and be inspired by what they have never seen and merely stand in awe of the skies majesty.


In the midst of this blackout, people trying to drive at night crash into buildings, causing gas lines to explode, lighting the city on fire, which is not only destructive, but generates so much light you can no longer see the Milky Way.

I wish I was a pirate and owned my own aircraft carrier.

]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 19:16:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9279992 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Arianhod]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#645 Originally by: Aesgrim

I wish that people stops making half-arsed "wish grantings" and begins to think them through.


I concur.

I wish for a blackout in my city so people can actually see the Milky Way and be inspired by what they have never seen and merely stand in awe of the skies majesty.
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]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 17:42:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9279454 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Aesgrim]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#644 Originally by: Sikander 2

I wish to be exactly 81.9 seconds older and having a fully working brain


Granted.
You age exactly 81.9 seconds in an instant but it abruptly stops there.
Your metabolism grinds to an halt. The blood stops flowing. Breathing becomes non-existent. The whole body shuts down.

Except for the brain

The brain, in some strange way, continues to live on with the mind intact. The first 200 years is spent in madness, screaming in the agony of loneliness. Some decades more and you start to pull yourself together and starts thinking coherently again and after a century you manage to discover the answer to life. Why it exists.
Too bad you cant tell anybody about it as your body still is very much a rotten shell.
You go mad permanentely because of it.


I wish that people stops making half-arsed "wish grantings" and begins to think them through.

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Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 17:18:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9279395 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Sikander 2]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#643 Originally by: Aesgrim
Granted.
But as it wasnt a great, top-notch wish it got corrupted.
Enjoy your stay naked at the north pole.

I wish that consume unhealthy food (such as cookies, soda and so on) without gaining any weight or mass.


Granted, you now lose a lot of weight whenever you eat. You get anorexia and die.

I wish to be exactly 81.9 seconds older and having a fully working brain

Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 11:15:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9277698 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Aesgrim]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#642 But as it wasnt a great, top-notch wish it got corrupted.
Enjoy your stay naked at the north pole.

I wish that consume unhealthy food (such as cookies, soda and so on) without gaining any weight or mass.

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Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 09:09:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9277156 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#641 Originally by: Sikander 2
Originally by: Nexus Vaikai
Originally by: Sikander 2


Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system.

I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older




Granted but nothing special happens.

I wish bombs had more of a practical use in EVE


Granted, but then i blow you up with the new uber powered bombs because being 27.3 seconds older did nothing special

I wish i was exactly 54.6 seconds older


Granted but in the next 54.6 seconds you have an aneurysm and are left brain dead for the rest of your life.

I wish i had a decent wish to make
]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2009 00:32:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9275527 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Sikander 2]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#640 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai
Originally by: Sikander 2


Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system.

I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older




Granted but nothing special happens.

I wish bombs had more of a practical use in EVE


Granted, but then i blow you up with the new uber powered bombs because being 27.3 seconds older did nothing special

I wish i was exactly 54.6 seconds older
Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008]]> Sat, 29 Nov 2009 23:41:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9275285 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#639 Originally by: Sikander 2
Originally by: Daxel Magmalloy
Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:24:26
Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:16:54
Granted but the code of ethics belong to a small and ancient nation called Ungamawayiji (which means that this code of ethics is well developed in it's own way, works well to keep peace in this country however is only suitable for that particular nation).

It considered things important like always asking permission from the village elders before cooking a man, never forgetting to use yellow paint for the nose-tip (absolutely never red or blue paint), and after farting (which must always be directed to the east), thanks must be always given to Beenawangafwar the great Fart-God in the sky. Consequently chaos reigns because there are no village elders in most places, people cannot eat and everyone either starves to death or develops a criminal mentatlity and feel no compunction against eating anyone they feel like and farting in any direction they want to.

I wish the Large Hadron Collider at CERN would work properly and start producing some answers, and definitely without creating a huge black hole that swallows the entire solar system.


Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system.

I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older




Granted but nothing special happens.

I wish bombs had more of a practical use in EVE
]]> Sat, 29 Nov 2009 19:53:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9274195 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Sikander 2]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#638 Originally by: Daxel Magmalloy
Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:24:26
Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:16:54
Granted but the code of ethics belong to a small and ancient nation called Ungamawayiji (which means that this code of ethics is well developed in it's own way, works well to keep peace in this country however is only suitable for that particular nation).

It considered things important like always asking permission from the village elders before cooking a man, never forgetting to use yellow paint for the nose-tip (absolutely never red or blue paint), and after farting (which must always be directed to the east), thanks must be always given to Beenawangafwar the great Fart-God in the sky. Consequently chaos reigns because there are no village elders in most places, people cannot eat and everyone either starves to death or develops a criminal mentatlity and feel no compunction against eating anyone they feel like and farting in any direction they want to.

I wish the Large Hadron Collider at CERN would work properly and start producing some answers, and definitely without creating a huge black hole that swallows the entire solar system.


Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system.

I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older
Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008]]> Sat, 29 Nov 2009 17:24:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9273417 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Daxel Magmalloy]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#637 Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:24:26
Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:16:54
Granted but the code of ethics belong to a small and ancient nation called Ungamawayiji (which means that this code of ethics is well developed in it's own way, works well to keep peace in this country however is only suitable for that particular nation).

It considered things important like always asking permission from the village elders before cooking a man, never forgetting to use yellow paint for the nose-tip (absolutely never red or blue paint), and after farting (which must always be directed to the east), thanks must be always given to Beenawangafwar the great Fart-God in the sky. Consequently chaos reigns because there are no village elders in most places, people cannot eat and everyone either starves to death or develops a criminal mentatlity and feel no compunction against eating anyone they feel like and farting in any direction they want to.

I wish the Large Hadron Collider at CERN would work properly and start producing some answers, and definitely without creating a huge black hole that swallows the entire solar system.
]]> Sat, 29 Nov 2009 10:15:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9271559 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Shadowsword]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#636 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai
Granted but AC/DC only plays songs from their new album and are tone deaf so the entire concert sounds like a 2 year old playing guitar and the singing hurts your ears and makes you deaf for the rest of your life.

I wish someone would cover my shift next week as I hate working midnights



Granted, but that someone does such a bad job about it that you're fired. You won't have to work midnights anymore, at least. :)

Now for somethong that will be a bit harder to corrupt.

I wish everyone had a more developped sense of ethics and morality.
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]]> Sat, 29 Nov 2009 08:37:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9271253 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#635 Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 28/11/2008 17:32:34
Originally by: Khraunus
Granted, but for every 0.1 isk you spend you lose 50 skill points.

I wish I had enough time to come up with the scratch to buy tickets for the AC/DC concert in a couple weeks.


Granted but AC/DC only plays songs from their new album and are tone deaf so the entire concert sounds like a 2 year old playing guitar and the singing hurts your ears and makes you deaf for the rest of your life.

I wish someone would cover my shift next week as I hate working midnights
]]> Fri, 28 Nov 2009 17:32:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9267420 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Khraunus]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#634
I wish I had enough time to come up with the scratch to buy tickets for the AC/DC concert in a couple weeks.
Most importantly, how are you supposed to tell whether this is part of my post or my signature?]]> Thu, 27 Nov 2009 22:37:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9262462 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#633 Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK
granted...
but the answer is 42!Twisted Evil

i wish someone would give me 1 Billion isk ingame...


granted.

but it is moeny that came from isk farmers and CCP tracked it back to you. they also decided to take the punishmen of you further than jsut confiscating the isk. They pod you 100 times, take all your assets, and give all your money to me, without me being penalized

I wish the above happens
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo

This is my sig, or is it?


Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

]]> Thu, 27 Nov 2009 22:21:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9262353 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#632 granted...
but the answer is 42!Twisted Evil

i wish someone would give me 1 Billion isk ingame...


CCPShocked made little baby jesus cryCrying or Very sad by nerfing ghost trainingYARRRR!!
]]> Thu, 27 Nov 2009 22:11:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9262299 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Arianhod]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=22#631 Originally by: Jacque Custeau

I wish I spoke more than 2 languages.
You now speak Bird.

You are annoyed because all they say is to do with aerial velocities and quadratic equations harder than Chuck Norris' chest.

I wish I knew the ultimate question.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.


Originally by: ouroboros trading on Desu
WHY HAS THE INTERNETS TURNED AGAINST ME!?!!!
]]> Wed, 26 Nov 2009 16:10:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9262298 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Jacque Custeau]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#630 Originally by: Eda Barden
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Deviana Sevidon
I wish I would invent a Warp Drive that works in RL.

Granted. As you fire up the drive for the maiden voyage, the thought crosses your mind, 'Shielding for human survival might be a good idea'.

Given the response earlier, I still want that 'quality time' with those corporate execs. (Nope, not corrupted enough to suit me)


Granted. After a few days the surviving corporate execs are grovelling on the floor and begging for mercy. You let them go on the condition that they not do any Christmas advertising or play any Christmas songs in their stores until Dec. 15th and they agree. But the wheels of commerce must continue to turn and now the "Easter Season" starts on January 1st, the "Halloween Season" starts in August, and the new "Buy everyone you know a useless gift day" season fills the time inbetween.

I wish my wish didn't get skipped.


Granted. But when your life is interesting you get more stalkers and will be doomed like John Lennon.

I wish I spoke more than 2 languages.
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]]> Wed, 26 Nov 2009 16:08:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9252601 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Eda Barden]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#629 Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Deviana Sevidon
I wish I would invent a Warp Drive that works in RL.

Granted. As you fire up the drive for the maiden voyage, the thought crosses your mind, 'Shielding for human survival might be a good idea'.

Given the response earlier, I still want that 'quality time' with those corporate execs. (Nope, not corrupted enough to suit me)


Granted. After a few days the surviving corporate execs are grovelling on the floor and begging for mercy. You let them go on the condition that they not do any Christmas advertising or play any Christmas songs in their stores until Dec. 15th and they agree. But the wheels of commerce must continue to turn and now the "Easter Season" starts on January 1st, the "Halloween Season" starts in August, and the new "Buy everyone you know a useless gift day" season fills the time inbetween.

I wish my wish didn't get skipped.
]]> Wed, 26 Nov 2009 15:15:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9252216 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Helen Hunts]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#628 Originally by: Deviana Sevidon
I wish I would invent a Warp Drive that works in RL.

Granted. As you fire up the drive for the maiden voyage, the thought crosses your mind, 'Shielding for human survival might be a good idea'.

Given the response earlier, I still want that 'quality time' with those corporate execs. (Nope, not corrupted enough to suit me)
_______________________________

Mine da rocks, make more ships.
Pop da rats, make more rigs.
Sell da gear, make more money.

Any Questions?]]> Wed, 26 Nov 2009 14:47:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9252215 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Eda Barden]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#627 Originally by: Deviana Sevidon
Granted.
A lot of Fat Men and Women crowd around you and when they see the picture, they decide to no longer want to wear clothes. Seeing all the naked fat around you, you are instantly blinded by shock.

I wish I would invent a Warp Drive that works in RL.


Granted. When you test it out you discover that in RL warping through solid objects is incredibly painful!

I wish that my life were more interesting.
]]> Wed, 26 Nov 2009 14:46:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9252214 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Deviana Sevidon]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#626 A lot of Fat Men and Women crowd around you and when they see the picture, they decide to no longer want to wear clothes. Seeing all the naked fat around you, you are instantly blinded by shock.

I wish I would invent a Warp Drive that works in RL.
]]> Tue, 25 Nov 2009 22:47:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9247902 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Arianhod]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#625 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai
Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK
Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 25/11/2008 16:27:09

granted...
but all the other professors on your course double thier homework demands on you...

i wish i hadnt visited this forum link...

someone please grant me this wishVery Happy


Granted but he became so famous that he decided to go on tour with beyonce and your friends decided to buy you front row seats as a surprise


I see no wish, and hence grant your wish, depleting your stock of "1 wish per life" coupons.

I wish I could post this image in Times Square to see the reactions of passers by. Note probably NSFT.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.


Originally by: Janu Hull
You're making me tingly in the special places... Shocked
]]> Tue, 25 Nov 2009 21:49:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9247514 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#624 Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 25/11/2008 21:48:26
Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK
Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 25/11/2008 16:27:09

granted...
but all the other professors on your course double thier homework demands on you...

i wish i hadnt visited this forum link...

someone please grant me this wishVery Happy


Granted but he became so famous that he decided to go on tour with beyonce and your friends decided to buy you front row seats as a surprise

I wish I was the CEO of CCP and that no one had a reason to say this was a bad wish
]]> Tue, 25 Nov 2009 21:47:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9247513 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#623 Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 25/11/2008 16:27:09

granted...
but all the other professors on your course double thier homework demands on you...

i wish i hadnt visited this forum link...

someone please grant me this wishVery Happy


CCPShocked made little baby jesus cryCrying or Very sad by nerfing ghost trainingYARRRR!!
]]> Tue, 25 Nov 2009 16:24:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9245287 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#622 Edited by: DubanFP on 25/11/2008 16:06:50
Originally by: Epegi Givo
but then all ice in antarctica and greenland melts, and the world floods. you eventually get eaten by a shark.

I wish I could swim faster than a shark

Done, too bad you can't outrun the "Frickin' Laser Beam on their head" though.

I wish I didn't get so much work from my Contemporary Literature Professor.
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"White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't matter to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer"]]> Tue, 25 Nov 2009 16:03:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9245117 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Epegi Givo]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#621
I wish I could swim faster than a shark
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo

This is my sig, or is it?


Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

]]> Tue, 25 Nov 2009 15:25:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9244958 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Eda Barden]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#620 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Scott Ryder
All i want is a beer.

Twisted EvilGranted. Here's your nice warm Coors, fresh out of the 1990 stocks.

I wish I had some nice quiet, undisturbed, "alone time" with some of the corporate execs who keep advancing the Christmas season earlier each year. (and some extra places to hide the bodies afterwards)


Granted but after your nice talk they go missing and their companies close shortly after putting millions of people out of work thus single-handily destroying the holiday season for billions of people and causing economic instability worldwide.

I wish my work was more enjoyable.


Granted. Your employer's secret work with mind control chips finally pays off. You and all your co-workers are happy and smiling all the time.

I wish it was 20 degrees warmer outside.
]]> Tue, 25 Nov 2009 14:52:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9244730 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Nexus Vaikai]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#619 Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Scott Ryder
All i want is a beer.

Twisted EvilGranted. Here's your nice warm Coors, fresh out of the 1990 stocks.

I wish I had some nice quiet, undisturbed, "alone time" with some of the corporate execs who keep advancing the Christmas season earlier each year. (and some extra places to hide the bodies afterwards)


Granted but after your nice talk they go missing and their companies close shortly after putting millions of people out of work thus single-handily destroying the holiday season for billions of people and causing economic instability worldwide.

I wish my work was more enjoyable.
]]> Tue, 25 Nov 2009 14:30:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/9244612 <![CDATA[the Corrupted wish game. - by Helen Hunts]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=493792&page=21#618 Originally by: Scott Ryder
All i want is a beer.

Twisted EvilGranted. Here's your nice warm Coors, fresh out of the 1990 stocks.

I wish I had some nice quiet, undisturbed, "alone time" with some of the corporate execs who keep advancing the Christmas season earlier each year. (and some extra places to hide the bodies afterwards)
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Mine da rocks, make more ships.
Pop da rats, make more rigs.
Sell da gear, make more money.

Any Questions?]]> Tue, 25 Nov 2009 04:3