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Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.20 02:21:00 -
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Allright folks! I broguh this over from another forum from a diffrent game I play. this is how you play. i will start it off.
What you do is, Someone will make a wish, and wish at all, and the next poster must make a counter post that make the other posters wish seem like a not so good idea. Keep it clean, and HAVE FUN!
I wish I had a Dreadnought. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.20 02:49:00 -
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It randomly combusts and explodes in our face.
I wan't a Dreadnought with a drone bay.
No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:12:00 -
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Edited by: Drake Arson on 20/03/2007 03:09:40 One thign I forgot to say earlier, If you post without a wish, You die!
But, To be nice I will let this slip.
Granted, but a Meteor goign at the speed oflight slams through your helmet.
I wish I knew what jbob2000 meant with my last wish. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:48:00 -
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Granted, but you shoot CONCORD instead and is now in a Egg that everyone else has Killrights too.
I wish I had a billion isk. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:59:00 -
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Granted, but the Jovians think you have there genetic disease and shoot you on site.
I wish I had something to Hit genarus with. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.20 23:02:00 -
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Granted, but you forgot to add a wish so you get run over by a noob jsut getting use to his Ibis.
I wish I had a new computer.
No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.21 04:34:00 -
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Edited by: Drake Arson on 21/03/2007 04:30:26 Granted, but when you have had enough of getting blown up, you get unplugged and thrown into a fatal state of mindlock.
I wish I knew what to wish for. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.28 04:28:00 -
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Granted, but the BPO was made by a drunk scientist so when you attempt to open fire, it activates self distruct.
I wish I had a Deimos that cannot harm me in any way shape or form. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.05.27 05:21:00 -
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Granted, by I decide not to give you it lateron and you lsoe everything.
I wish I had my Deimos allreaddy. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.05.28 03:30:00 -
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Granted, but you accidently wish for your death on one of your drunken moods and die a VERY painfull death.
I wish I coudl get back Into Empire space.( I'm -5.6). No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
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Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.06.03 21:57:00 -
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Granted, but then the PS1 Games go on a revolt and decide to beat you instead.
I wish I had an license to kill. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.06.19 21:51:00 -
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Granted, but you get drunk one day and accidently ban your self.
I wish Rev II Would be up allreaddy. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.07.27 16:07:00 -
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Not granted, you didn't make a wish so you get squashed under a Thousand pound Safe.
I wish I had my Ishtar back. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.07.27 23:04:00 -
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Granted, you get control of the BoB Alliance. News floods hte forums of you being the new leader, and your spammed with Hate mail, and CCP believs your a Dev trying to give BoB the advantage.
I wish my ishtar was in.7 space and not .8 No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.07.31 16:07:00 -
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Granted, you get a Foreign out of Country meal that is illegal in all of the world, and the SWAT Team storms your work building and shoots you on sight.
I wish I had another 100mil donation.
No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.08.01 21:35:00 -
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Granted, you become a Nyx pilto and Buy a Nyx. For soem odd reason, your claiemd to be an Isk Buyer, and the GM's take all your money, and the Nyx back and set your wallet to -1Bil.
I wish for a wish that wasn't corrupteble. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.08.10 15:05:00 -
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Bump-ola No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.01.19 06:28:00 -
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Granted, but it's speed is reduced by 90%, shield and armor stripped, and you are not allowed to eject from it.
I wish I had a Chimera
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.01.20 03:13:00 -
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Granted, you now sleep all night and work all day, EVE is no logner a concern to you.
I wish I had a Chimera that would help me take over the WORLD!
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.01.20 03:20:00 -
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Granted, but your pocket becomes a phenomina, and when someone asks you for -5$, and your hand slips into a Black hole and pulls you in outside in.
I wish I had a Chimera with Teeth and Claws.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.01.24 05:09:00 -
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YOU, did not make a wish. Therefor, I hack your EVe accoutn and take all your Exotic Dancers.
I wish This thread would be famous.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.01.29 15:27:00 -
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Granted, but it explodes in your face.
I wish this thread would stop being thrown to the second page.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.01.31 01:00:00 -
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Granted, but I decide I like it and take it. I use your EVE account and get you banned from the game. End.
I wish the forum didnt have sig limits.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.02.04 07:10:00 -
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Granted, but I substitue the chesse with poison.
I wish Peopel would give me 100mil when I ask.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.02.06 00:11:00 -
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Edited by: Drake Arson on 06/02/2008 00:11:31 Granted. Everyone now complains about Apple's product.
I wish this thread would be permanently sticked to the Out of Pod forums, and posted as News for the EVE Community on login.
(Hint Hint, GM's/CCP/ISD :D)
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.02.07 04:52:00 -
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Granted. It ceases to exist.
I wish my Previous wish was granted.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.02.07 05:11:00 -
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Granted. You get a Robot. It becomes sentient enough to realize that you are mortal, and plans your death.
I REALLY wish people would strt answering my posts.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.02.09 20:35:00 -
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Granted. You cease to exist.
I wish someone would SERIOUSLY, answer my last post.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.02.12 01:13:00 -
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Granted, but you accidentaly download Norton 2007 and a Spam loaded Screen saver and us now being Smacked around by Adds that pop up in your brain that says, "Buy me!"
I wish i had that Hulk all readdy.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.02.15 23:49:00 -
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Granted, but animal Rights Associats (ARA) finds you guilty of beastiality.
I wish the world was flat.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.02.19 04:39:00 -
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Granted, however, the information is so massive, your puny Human brain is not capable of handling the download precedure. All motor fucntions immediatly give out to make extra room for the Universal Knowledge.
I wish I had Dev powers.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.02.22 04:28:00 -
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Granted, but he doesn't liek you anymore. you find your self dead.
I wish I had more corp members.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.02.29 04:11:00 -
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Granted. This game is called "life"
I wish this thred would NEVER dissapear.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.03.02 17:20:00 -
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granted, but it only has the ability to run for 5 seconds, and every time i activaes it draws immense amount of energy from your body.
I wish I had more targets
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.03.06 14:48:00 -
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Granted. Though, the book is so real and scary, you pss out from fright when you hear the building just settlign down for hte night.
I wish my skill would finish soon.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.05.10 17:47:00 -
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granted, but there only capable of Mining.
I wish Everyone Gave me 10ISK for starting this thread.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.05.11 05:05:00 -
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Granted, but after a year he rebels, and you lose your life.
I wish Carebears with shiny lewts woudl throw themselvs at me.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.09 23:25:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: mr id I wish I could divide by 0
Granted. In fact you are able to complete the calculation in your head. Unfortunatly, any non-zero number divided by zero is infinity. You end up as a living statue as your mind is completely consumed by calculating infinity.
I wish I had a phased-plasma rifle in the 40-watt range. (Not to mention plenty of power packs and maintenance tools for said rifle)
Granted, but one ngiht on a druken stupor, you hold the rifle backwards and shoot your self. You are now no longer capable of Self Ejaculation.
I wish I dont get in trouble for my last coment.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.10 01:47:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish I was dead.
Granted.
Did I mention I'm a necrophiliac?
I wish that July would hurry up and get here...
Your SICK dude. SICK. But I love yah anyway.
Granted, July comes so fast, you miss it.
I wish I had DEV powers.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.12 03:15:00 -
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Granted. But everytiem you mine, your 8K Cargohold cant hold all of it, jetisoning it out itno space to form a cloud aroudn you, which rends your ship immediatly upon impact.
I wish I owned EVE
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.16 06:18:00 -
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Originally by: Rebal 88
Originally by: Badren Mondar
Originally by: Wild Rho
I wish this thread would just die.
But your wish made me post therfore you delayed its death...
I wish I could divide by zero.
You did divide by zero, but in the process destroying the universe.
I wish Drake Arson was a tad bit more sane.
Granted. He becomes A slightly bit more sane, but unfortuently he now sees the errors of his ways, and commences to destroy Reball 88's Fenrir. ITS FOR THE CHILDREN
I wish I could totally get rid of my sanity.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.20 15:47:00 -
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Granted, upon arrival of"The Place", you feel its been converted to a terrorist hide out, and you are recruited and sent off to do other things.
I wish I had a bunny.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.02 03:01:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar
Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I had the patent on a pill that would quickly repair joints (such as knees and elbows) without any harmful side-effects.
Granted. You announce your find only to get killed in an accident, manufactured by the pharma industry as they earn much more in pain killers than your wonder pill and won't accept a little upstart to spoil their stranglehold on medicine.
I wish I could see the world the way it is and not how it is perceived.
Granted.
You see the world as it really is, A Masochist.
I wish That I had a wish.
Dare you Defy me?!
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