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eeeBs
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:27:00 -
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Since this thread -click here- sucks, and since a billion isk is not as ambitious as most peoples eve-dreams, I decided to make a better thread. Now im sure some of you would beg the question "What couldn't you do with a trillion isk." You can do just about anything with that amount of money, so lets see your creativity shine.
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Snodipous
Amarr Blue Star Brotherhood
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:29:00 -
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Buy time cards and play eve until the universe ends in heat-death ___________ Composed primarily of meat. |
Dra0cht
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:31:00 -
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Give it back to T20 and mail the mods.
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hotgirl933
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:31:00 -
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manipulate the eve landscape forever
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lofty29
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:33:00 -
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A) Get BoB / LV to make me a titan B) Hire the MC to wage war on BoB C) Buy an officer fitted State issue Raven and mission***** for the rest of my life. ---
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:34:00 -
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Edited by: Marcus TheMartin on 14/02/2007 03:32:18 I'd start fitting Modal Ion Blasters instead of anode's
Also I would get 5 jump clones each with a different set of implants 4 of them with pirate implants and one full of +5's and enjoy myself till I get podded lol
Don't pod me plz
Half Assed Rhymage
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Liquid Vision
Caldari Liquid Research
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:35:00 -
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Originally by: Dra0cht
Give it back to T20 and mail the mods.
I lol'ed. Tired of 30 day plus research wait times? Want to produce your stuff faster? Try Liquid Research!! |
Lashana Wu
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:35:00 -
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EBAY! \0/
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Humpalot
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:41:00 -
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Buy one of these.
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Fire Giant
Caldari Wolfenrecon
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:47:00 -
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Unless your gonna give it to me..............nothing
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Cadela Fria
Amarr Eye of God X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:48:00 -
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Buy all the shuttles and shuttle BPO's in EVE and then make a monopoly on shuttles - New sig in the workings -Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right - ....*steals a cookie from the ISD cookie yarr* >_> |
Tasuric Orka
Antares Fleet Yards SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:53:00 -
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-Hire MC to mess BOB up. -Purchase some T2 BPO's and set up a "fair price" t2 selling corp.
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RtoZ
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Posted - 2007.02.14 04:03:00 -
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I would get a couple of extra accounts, and would own one of each Titan class vessels. That would be half the isk. The rest I would put in GTC's for all accounts for 10 years and use to manipulate markets for more profit. I would also get a lot of BPO's for my industrial alts.
What would I do with the titans? Destroy gatecamps all over EVE.
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lofty29
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.14 04:05:00 -
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Originally by: Cadela Fria Buy all the shuttles and shuttle BPO's in EVE and then make a monopoly on shuttles
People would jsut use t1 frigs ---
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Anna Grahm
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Posted - 2007.02.14 04:06:00 -
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Hulk BPOs. I'd buy them all.
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Cadela Fria
Amarr Eye of God X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.02.14 04:07:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: Cadela Fria Buy all the shuttles and shuttle BPO's in EVE and then make a monopoly on shuttles
People would jsut use t1 frigs
Maybe, but I'd turn shuttles into collectors items, and make T1 frigates insanely expensive compared to what they are now because so many wants them. - New sig in the workings -Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right - ....*steals a cookie from the ISD cookie yarr* >_> |
Mjnari
Empyreum
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Posted - 2007.02.14 04:09:00 -
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Pay random people at Jita 4-4 to gang each other and fight to the death... in haulers... with smartbombs...
------------------------ Minmatar, It should be like going down a flight of stairs on an office chair shooting an Uzi. |
Fredou
Gallente Hidden Agenda Deep Space Engineering
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Posted - 2007.02.14 04:23:00 -
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i would grab all the tritanium in eve
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.02.14 04:28:00 -
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Originally by: Anna Grahm Hulk BPOs. I'd buy them all.
I don't think you'll be able to buy all of them with a mere million million ISK. There should be at least 10 of them (if not 20 after the recent reseed) and each one of them should sell for no less than one year's worth of expected profit, if not more. So, you can easily build more than 300 of them a year, usually for more than 400 mil worth of profit per unit... so you can expect a Hulk BPO to sell for no less than 120 bil ISK. Buy 8 of them and you've already almost spent your entire allowance. Now, give me 5 trillion ISK, and I might just be able to BUY all Hulk BPOs (because let's face it, some won't part with them for any less than 400 bil or so), stock up on enough minerals and put them all into full production.
What I WOULD do with the ISK however, would be to buy out more than half of ISSO stock, and then fully fund a major infrastructure upgrade somewhere in the "new drone regions". I would fund ONE outpost per system, for an ENTIRE constellation out there. I would "seed" the market with hundreds of T1 BPOs of all kinds at 50% above NPC price, and offer free docking and a free office for all corps that prove they are actively participating in the defence of that contellation. I would contract MC for a couple of months to ensure the safety of the constellation, conduct preemtive strikes on any threatening forces in the region AND escort periodical freighter shipments toward empire space (highend minerals and salvage components) and back again (lowend minerals).
Basically, create a 0.0 "empire space". _ MySkills | Module/Rig stacknerfing explained |
Ecky X
SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.02.14 05:04:00 -
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With a trillion isk, I wouldn't go insane... I think.
Probably just get 2 alt accounts and GTCs, buy all of the T1 and T2 BPO's I would need for piracy, and build everything I need myself. Maybe buy some friends.
Alternatively, it would be pretty cool to have my own large POS set up in the middle of BoB space... I'd load it up with as many guns as possible, and get 20 alts capable of using Logistics ships, and set them all to permarep it. Cyno in fuel, and maybe have a dread or 2 hidden inside my panzyfield to help kill anything dumb enough to attack me. I'd probably let everyone non-BoB use it as a staging facility.
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Tiuwaz
Minmatar The Nest Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.02.14 05:07:00 -
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pimped out mothership with all the bling bling and then i'd proceed to buy up all the exotic dancers and spirits in eve ___________________________________
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Roemy Schneider
BINFORD
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Posted - 2007.02.14 05:12:00 -
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i'd corner the hulk market and resell them for 1bil each, just to prove a point
and probably end up with profit :o
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xxTERRORISTxx
Mom 'n' Pop Ammo Shoppe X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.02.14 05:31:00 -
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buy tons and tons of shuttles and eject them outside jita stations to lag the system --------------------------------
I wish i had hair |
Hauler McTote
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Posted - 2007.02.14 05:44:00 -
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EITHER :
Buy up high end BPOS and make free ships for anti-MOFA peeps
Buy up 2 trillion trit from Empire and sit on it
Buy up every single charracter for sale
Turn it into rl cash, buy a lotto ticket, win 42 zillion dollars and buy EVE/CCP/WW and hire a bunch of psychic ex-internal affairs cops to run it.
Um |
Iudex
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.02.14 05:46:00 -
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Be a true capitalist and make more isk with it. For example, buy all the nocxium in all empire systems. And put it for sale for 5 times it's current value. Whenever someone puts nocxium on market, you buy it right away and put it for sale for that new price. Sooner or later, when producers cant produce and the need of ships and ammo rises to a certain level, people will start to buy your overprized nocx and you will make another trillion quite fast.
L...i...b...e...r...a...t...e.........C...a...l...d...a...r...i........P...r...i...m...e.!
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Almarez
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Posted - 2007.02.14 06:45:00 -
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How much do 1 bil isk go for on ebay? Isn't it like $100. I would get banned and take the $100,000.
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Sul Sonic
Caldari Mining Bytes Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.14 06:56:00 -
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Quit eve.
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Noriath
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Posted - 2007.02.14 07:13:00 -
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Buy as many tech 2 BPOs as possible and start slashing prices to the extreme to get back at the cartels :D
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Riho
Red Wrath Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.02.14 07:23:00 -
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game would get lame for me if i had that isk...
mybe buy a few vindis and officer/faction fit em and fly em like theres no tomorrow.
OR
rattlesnake seems nice PvP ship :D
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Ishana
Minmatar The Black Rabbits Fatal Persuasion
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Posted - 2007.02.14 07:26:00 -
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Originally by: Dra0cht
Give it back to T20 and mail the mods.
This wins the tread tbh... _________________________________________________________
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Tobias Sjodin
Caldari Ore Mongers SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.14 07:36:00 -
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I know exactly what I would do, but I'm telling no one.
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Graharan
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Posted - 2007.02.14 08:49:00 -
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I'm surprised that I'm going to be the first to post this.
I'd do 2 exotic dancers at the same time.
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Wild Rho
Amarr Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.02.14 08:57:00 -
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Probably haemorrhage from trying to count such a big number.
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it.
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Mindlles
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.02.14 08:59:00 -
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Give the money to the low life loggers in eve so they dare to stay online when u fight them.
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Trigo
Caldari Da Dark Star
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Posted - 2007.02.14 09:03:00 -
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buy myself the skill books, ships and bpo's i want just now which would still leave alot then give some to the good corps i've been in before. ------------------------------------
Originally by: Eris Discordia Do it yourself minmatar thong; duct tape. Underwear and wax in one.
No eve access Monday - Thursday 10pm - 8:20am GMT |
Mecinia Lua
Galactic Express
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Posted - 2007.02.14 09:04:00 -
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Hard to say,
You know I"ve contemplated in real life what I'd do if I ever won the lottery, you know I"ve not come up with a good plan yet.
I think at the very basic level I'd just look to expand my personal BPO collection, I'd probably donate a little to my corp. Save the rest for someday if I ever got a Mothership, which I want to name Nostalgia for Infinity from the book Revelation Space.
Galactic Express Recruitment Post
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Peacock McNuggets
Guns 'N' Hoses
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Posted - 2007.02.14 09:10:00 -
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Originally by: Mecinia Lua Hard to say,
You know I"ve contemplated in real life what I'd do if I ever won the lottery, you know I"ve not come up with a good plan yet.
Really? I've come up with several I'm not sure all of them are good plans but some of them are.
As for a trillion isk? Get a dread and try gate camping in it. Build an outpost somewhere. Buy a full crystal set, All the best faction sheild tanking gear and a Rattlesnake and go pirateing in it.
Bet the Rattlesnake gets more kills than the dread.
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MassonA
Caldari coracao ardente
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Posted - 2007.02.14 09:34:00 -
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Edited by: MassonA on 14/02/2007 09:31:36 i'd buy what i needed, put some in corp wallet and save the rest for a rainy day (nyx) ___________________________
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Fubear
Vogon Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.02.14 09:59:00 -
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I would find someone to build me a Titan and camp ammamake with it 24/7 sustaining myself on a diet consisting entirely of carebear tears as they whine on the forum over how unkillable I am, how unbalanced the doomsday is and how they are quitting the game because I doomsday their passing shuttle.
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Fogy
Caldari Warspite Developments
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Posted - 2007.02.14 10:22:00 -
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I'd give 1/4 of it to RA / Goonswarm for obvious reasons
give 1/4 to my corp use 1/4 of it to invest in some t2 bpo's or whatever.. and the last 1/4 id burn on faction shipps, capital shipps, blingbling loot, pirate implants.. all that fancy ****t. I nerfed my siggie.. :( "From my rotting boddy flowers shall grow and I am in them, and that is eternity"
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Elison Muerte
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.02.14 10:37:00 -
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I'd put it in the bank and settle down on a nice planet with trees
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Stakhanov
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.02.14 10:59:00 -
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Hire a large number of mercs to suicide bomb Jita and Rens for days on end and fraps the whole thing naturally
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2007.02.14 11:59:00 -
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I'd get the Outbreak artist to make me an arty sig of a beautiful woman who wouldn't touch me if even I was the last spotty faced virgin in all of Eve.
or a badger.
No, she wouldn't. Not claudia, not Lois, not Kari Sweets, none of them. Get over it little boys.
The badger might. if you get it drunk enough.
WTS: T2 Rug BPO. 50% reduction in community memory retention per level trained in "Whitewashing". |
rafaman
New European Regiment THE H0RDE
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Posted - 2007.02.14 12:17:00 -
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I would get timecodes, I would spread 25% between my corp and friends... because lets face it... this game is much more fun if you can have more people doing stuff with you, and the remaining i would use to buy the best guear money can buy for missions, PvP and skills.
Of course that having all that money would take away some of the chalenge of the game also. But on the other hand that would allow me to pilot the best ships in PvP and not having to concern myself with loosing expensive guear :)
When will I see my wallet blink and get the 1T? :D
Cheers
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Hedvig
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Posted - 2007.02.14 12:24:00 -
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I'd buy some T2 bpos, buy me in to a 0.0 alliance so they let me stay even though I mine the roids empty and and dont participate in fleets (except when I feel like it). I'd always fly a t2 ship in battle and tell some alliances what I think of them.
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Daftex Muleson
Minmatar UNITED KINGDOM MAYHEM
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Posted - 2007.02.14 12:54:00 -
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Buy Ginger a life.....
....I mean, how exciting can the scenery around the Bei gate in Hag actually be 24/7!
...Do you suppose they sit there playing I spy to while away the time....
"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'g'...."
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Maffu
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Posted - 2007.02.14 13:05:00 -
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I would make my 14 day trial a full account.
Start buying BP originals, reserch them and train manufacturing skills.
I would vow to never mine ore!!
Establish Universe Mart and provide affordable mods and ships to the general eve population.
Oh to dream!!
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commander tycho
Minmatar The Renegade Order Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.14 13:41:00 -
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I would buy 20 faction/officer fitted vindicators and buy 19 good pilots to fly with me and we will roam around killing everything.
Thats for starters, dunno what else i would do with it. Just buy lots of ships and faction mods and give isk to my old corps.
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Maestro Ulv
Phaze-9
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Posted - 2007.02.14 14:02:00 -
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/me wonders how many would sell to the losers that buy isk etc on ebay and sit pretty in RL?
Myself Id be true to my nature and gather a fleet for a small sector of 0.0, build an outpost and import/pay as many real female gamers as I could to "service" clients at the station. Don't laugh, its already been done, though not on such a grand scale :)
A whole system dedicated to the chat pleasure of pilots! Anyone wanna join me in a business venture?
And yes, I guess we could hire a couple of fellas too just incase.
I'm not bored, I'm merely in the Queue. |
Sarf
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Posted - 2007.02.14 14:37:00 -
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put a buy order for a half a trillion tritanium....
It is all mine :)
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Countess NotFarOut2
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Posted - 2007.02.14 14:45:00 -
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Abandon my current character and start a-new. What fun is so much money?
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Amarria Lightwielder
N.A.G.A Corporation
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Posted - 2007.02.14 14:59:00 -
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Another trillion? Gee I don't know -
-- Sound in EVE |
Taedrin
Gallente Mercatoris Technologies
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Posted - 2007.02.14 15:03:00 -
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There's still one Impoc left, right? I would buy it and self destruct it in Jita, and fraps it for all the world to see.
Either that or buy a Guardian-Vexor...
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Koppite
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Posted - 2007.02.14 16:26:00 -
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it would completely kill the game for me...no effort involved...losing an expensive ship will meen nothing..the buzz would be gone.
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Kerushi
Caldari AeroSpace Engineering
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Posted - 2007.02.14 16:31:00 -
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go to jita, buy the market dry and put everything up at 300% markup
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Novus Fi
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Posted - 2007.02.14 17:40:00 -
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Buy all the cap recharger II BPO's and sell them for 1 mil each, just to make a point.... |
Kehmor
Caldari PAK
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Posted - 2007.02.14 17:41:00 -
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buy 30 freightor alts paid for with GTC's and park them outside jita 4/4
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Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2007.02.14 18:09:00 -
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I'd set my sights on quadrillion I guess. Surely a trillion should cover start up costs...
Perhaps go into business selling giant rabbits named Bob.
I don't know. I'm really too lazy to be bothered with heavy duty production schemes, so I'd probably end up being a half-assed pirate who terrorizes people and then gives them money... That'd be original I think. Would be like some twisted Robin Hood. "Take the money!!! Take it!! Or I'll pod you!"
------------------- Ignorance |
Maltrox
Minmatar Templars of Space CORE.
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Posted - 2007.02.14 18:10:00 -
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Step 1: Buy all the Quafe, Quafe Ultra, and Narcotics in Eve. Step 2: Buy all the exotic dancers, marines, militants and janitors in Eve. Step 3: Buy enough alt accounts to have one Gallentean Pleasure Ship per account and cram each ship with a ratio of 5 dancers, one marine, one militant, and one janitor to clean up the mess afterwards Step 4: Fly into New Eden and party like its 4099 A.D and crash the ships together in a fountain of orgasmic drug induced frenzy.
Step 5: Something kinky.
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Milena Marich
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Posted - 2007.02.14 18:29:00 -
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I would give it to Band of Developers and then move them all to test server.
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Ghostthor
Caldari Black Dawn Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.14 19:42:00 -
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eebs, why do you insist on failing?
I woul duse this money to continually pwn eebs.
-hOr
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SwitchBl4d3
Infinitus Odium Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.14 19:50:00 -
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buy fluffy people to be my frinds in eve
Originally by: Stavros BUNGLE IN JUNGLE? J tHX OMG YEAH CHICKEN WINGS K? LOLLER SKATESWIHT LUBE K?
MIUOINKEYT!!!
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Black Torment
Caldari Black Omega Security
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Posted - 2007.02.14 20:28:00 -
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Edited by: Black Torment on 14/02/2007 20:25:02 Buy 100 alt accounts with a dread or carrier each, and hire 100 midgets to fight fleet fights with me. :D
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nutbar
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.02.14 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29
C) Buy an officer fitted State issue Raven and mission***** for the rest of my life.
Spend it on paying for alt accounts/ships in an attempt to pull a lofty on lofty's State Issue Raven, and then laugh until I cough blood when I finally pull it off :D
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Gealbhan
Caldari The Big Sky Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.14 21:26:00 -
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What would I do with a trillion Isk? hmmmm *thinks*
Build and train a massive Caldari Navy and retake Caldari Prime
on a serious note: Not an honest clue. I'd carry on playing as I am, safe in the knowledge if there was anything I ever needed I can buy it.
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RobertAnton Wilson
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Posted - 2007.02.14 21:52:00 -
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Originally by: Tiny Tove
WTS: T2 Rug BPO. 50% reduction in community memory retention per level trained in "Whitewashing".
Love the sig Tiny, absolutely priceless. Surprised you got away with it.
Actually maybe now... you won't. oops!
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Hamfast
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.02.14 22:09:00 -
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I think I would create an Alt named somethiong like "wersdfghsrt" and use that alt to send someone I did not like much from the boards a large chunk of ISK... delete the alt and report the person you sent it to as someone who was bragging about "Buying ISK for Cash"
Noob in training...
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ReePeR McAllem
The Carebear Stare Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.14 22:26:00 -
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Make people fear Jita 4-4. Buy some 6-700 smartbomb fitted ravens/apocs. Get a few mates in em, undock kaboom everything and everyone. Get squished, step into another smartbombpwnmobile rince and repeat...
Yes compulsive obsessive disorder doesn't cover it, I know.... I know (Sigh)
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