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Stvndog
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:07:14 -
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sometimes you just gotta drop the clutch going downhill
But where is fozzie, isnt this his mess, why isnt he cleaning it up :) |
Stvndog
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:08:35 -
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Gradur Dohr wrote:eve is ded
RIP EVE |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:29 -
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Stu Pendisdick wrote:"What Operating System is it?"
"Vista"
"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Come on, windows 95 or GTFO |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:40 -
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Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:43 -
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can I get a Comment on Thread PAP??? |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:06 -
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Gentle Insert wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
of course because i didnt fill the pos' last night... "oh ill just do in the morning because i have the day off." NOT ffs unfueled POS, where at, I'll help you fuel it, I have torpedoes, filled with express fuel delivery cartridges |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:42 -
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Xanna Minator wrote:What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
uh, whoa |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:22 -
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lol |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:11 -
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Bladeburner wrote:EVE server down NNnnnnooooo....
CCP i need the server up ASAP!!!
I've left my Fedo in the station hangar with no food or water.....what am i to do??
Will Concord get involved or social services??
Will i lose my fedo forever?
GET THE SERVER BACK ON AND SAVE A FEDO TODAY.
P.S
Keep up the hard work CCP. Donate isk to save the Fedo |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:00 -
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for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:16 -
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Aneu Angellus wrote:CCP Fozzie! Wai you break things? Oh thank you!! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:18 -
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehN1eS6HSro heres a video to pass the time, seems like we'll have it |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:04 -
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https://zkillboard.com/kill/47868557/
Maybe oliver was so mad, he hacked EVE |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:56 -
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Eren Dante wrote:EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!! LIES! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:45:05 -
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Everyone donate 1 isk and eve-mail CCP Fozzie every 5 minutes when EVE comes back up to keep his client locked :) |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:11 -
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I'm super trashed forn the drikning gmae, I told yougguys that you hacve to take a shot everytime somewon blamds CCP FOZZIE!
Play by teh rules!! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:07 -
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Aurelius Exodus wrote:GOONS DID IT......................................
CCP nerf imperium, not ddas, youve got it all wrong.
haters gonna hate |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:17 -
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Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Daksa Crendraven wrote:Eli Stan wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX 18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE 19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ. NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Thank you for the updates. o7 Being in IT and having been through a few downtimes that lasted much longer than expected, and some unexpected downtimes as well, I'd like to offer some advice that's helped me out a lot. Send somebody out to go get some food, and have the whole team decompress in a conference room for a while.Talk about stuff other than work. Elevate the mood. Lower the stress. Give the analytic and creative thought processes time to regenerate. Absolutely agree. That helped me a lot in the past in dozens of different emergency situations. Keep up the good work CCP, You are the best! Fellatio won't fill that hole in your soul......
How do you know?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:54 -
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Miao Sajuuk wrote:CCP upgraded servers to Windows 10?
well theres the problem
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:36 -
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Amak Boma wrote:my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel
please msg me where, and I'll gladly relay theinfo to our POS refueling team, We have specialized torpedoes that inject your POS with fuel on impact, trust me |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:00 -
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CCP Phantom wrote:While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system. Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!
I think it should be titled, "How Fozzie SOV Broke EVE" |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:52 -
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Heres an Idea for compensation for this delay, ..... Remove this stupid Jump fatigue crap |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:35 -
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HEY, WHERES THAT OPEN TS FOR EVREYONE??
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:31 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:afkalt wrote:
It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however.
Yup, I'm not a programmer... I'm here to message, and make sure you guys are informed with as much as we can release. Best thing I can do is take care of people and make sure they're comfortable while they're working. Gotta take care of our peeps, because frankly, we have an amazing team here in Reykjavik who work flat out to keep you guys entertained with spaceships .
and get pizza?? /me Jealous |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:34:11 -
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Creation Consiousness wrote:You know whats going to happen, all of eve is going to gang up against brave newbies inc. again ^^
I mean, is BRAVE even a thing anymore?? |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:45:55 -
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Leaked Photo of the CCP team Hard at work, enjoy https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJ-9hkOWgAQDOR4.jpg:large |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:06 -
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who cares, 2007, get out |
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