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Contralto
Gallente Binary Fringe inc
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Posted - 2006.09.03 21:46:00 -
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I see many alliance 0.0 dudes with friend of all sorts of mysterious acronyms, why dont we all put "FRIEND OF INOMINATE" in our Bios, much cooler than some scruffy Bunny or beer truck taking over Eve!
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.09.03 22:24:00 -
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I've seen this thread a few times, but never bothered to open it and read.
I'm so glad I did
This is excellent work, as well as entertaining. I just spent the last 30 minutes laughing my ass off.
It not only proves that with some brains and a splash of good humor you can survive in Eve comfortably, it also proves that 0.0 space is accessible even to a rookie character with no political ties.
You're a credit to all the rookie players out there who adapt and stick to the game.
I'll be waiting for more updates on your 0.0 adventures
BACKSTORY AND FAN FICTION
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Diicc Tater
Takahashi Syndicate Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.09.04 07:05:00 -
[723]
Up, up, up to the top.
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Stealthman06
LoneStar Industries Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.09.04 11:11:00 -
[724]
back to page 1
bump
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Patch Esquire
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Posted - 2006.09.04 12:08:00 -
[725]
1, 2, 3........BUMP!
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Spiggs
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Posted - 2006.09.04 13:30:00 -
[726]
Edited by: Spiggs on 04/09/2006 13:32:06 Laugh.... I nearly Sh@!
Hunter-esk with a mixture of the big DA, Kenneth Williams and a large helping of Mrs SlocombeÆs big furrycat(I can't say P***y)!
Brilliant.
Carry on Experimenting.
If you warp into my system IÆll applaud. ItÆs always nice to have a warm hand on your entrance!
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CloseRage
Caldari Rampage Eternal
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Posted - 2006.09.04 14:02:00 -
[727]
page 1 again cuz i want more to read
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Brunswick2
the Organ Grinder and Company Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.04 15:51:00 -
[728]
*Bump* We've been enjoying having you in ASCN space --------------------------------- Sig hijack free since November, 2006! |
Sadist
SWIFTS Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2006.09.04 16:33:00 -
[729]
I believe its time someone came to ASCN space and told our storyteller to GTFO. òòòòòòòòòòòò VIP member of the [23]
Quote: - Numbers alone do not win a battle - No, but I bet they help.
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Brunswick2
the Organ Grinder and Company Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.04 19:03:00 -
[730]
Originally by: Sadist I believe its time someone came to ASCN space and told our storyteller to GTFO.
Awww, but our chairs are so comfortable, plus the 5 star hotel in AZN.. --------------------------------- Sig hijack free since November, 2006! |
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Isyel
Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2006.09.04 20:54:00 -
[731]
Back to first page. Go.
Loving this.
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Valek Noor
Amarr DarkStar 1 Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.04 23:02:00 -
[732]
shameless bump - not allowed on page two, but while i am at it how about some questions answered again bro?
here is mine..have you considered writing for a living? or do you now? cause mate i would buy your books for sure i have lmao at times to this thread which i have followed from the start, you are a true wit
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splattercat
Special Tactics and Operations Party O X I D E
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Posted - 2006.09.04 23:44:00 -
[733]
F**k me, i have posted once allrdy about how good this is, but his last post just made me ROFLMFAO. OMG keep it up and do a book one day based on this, i for one will buy it
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.09.05 00:51:00 -
[734]
Rubber Ball Come Bouncing Back To Me
I began my long journey northwards from the bottom of the universe and slowly began to head towards the fabulous area called Stain. I wondered why the region was so named and considered that perhaps it was a reference to the many fallen heroes whose blood now stained the glorious battlefields.
Was I heading to an almighty warzone, to once again experience the joys of being podded? Or was I going to lazily relax, sipping margheritas and watching the fantastic sunsets in the distance?
I had previously spoken with a pilot called Origim, who had contacted me near to the beginning of my adventure, when I was living in the land of Emilio.
He had evemailed me a 5-page olympian story on why I was the "chosen one" and how I was destined to visit many landmarks in EVE in order to activate some kind of intergalactic summoning device that brought forth many great entities.
Naturally I was extremely perplexed, bamboozled, bufuddled and somewhat flummoxed by this unusual revelation. However, I was not deterred from investigating further because I am very regularly contacted by many complete nut-jobs and fruit-cakes who like saying extremely bizarre things to me, and amazingly I have actually learned a great deal from many of the wackos whom I have had the pleasure of speaking with...
Upon further questioning I then concluded that Origim and his friends were in fact not the cast of "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest" but were actually seasoned "role-players" (although he denied this for the most part.)
It would seem that within the EVE universe there existed commnunities of pilots who regularly created stories and scenarios for themselves to take part in, purely for the fun and enjoyment of the occasion.
It was then that he contacted me once more and began to reveal one of the great secrets of EVE:
Link
This was an astonishing revelation. A method had been discovered that enabled a pilot to travel faster than the combined speeds of Speedy Gonzales, The Road Runner and a particle of light put together.
The fact that the above statement violates the laws of Physics is entirely irrelevant and any urges to check this allegation out with "New Scientist" should be forcefully ignored until further notice.
The system in question was conveniently along the route I was headed down anyway, so I decided to join Origim and his friend Noreen, for some late-night bouncing around inside a planet. I was impressed that Noreen did her bouncing in style.
Whereas I did mine in a Condor, she did hers in a capital ship:
Link
A moment later I was gang-warped to the sun and was told that we were about to imminently cause Sir Isaac Newton to turn in his grave. The building excitement was unbearable and I quickly aligned my little condor and tilted the camera to grab a truly spectacular picture:
Link
We suddenly accelerated and warped inside the planet, and at that moment I felt like I was simultaneously nowhere and everywhere. I could see a billion dazzling copies of myself, merging and splitting into the nothingness of the ether.
My control panel registered my speed:
Link
I suddenly broke free of the planet and abruptly shrunk back into my body. After Noreen informed me that this technique was regularly used to perform "Fly By Shootings" I thanked her for the dazzling display of lunacy that I had just been part of.
It was then that I was offered a job in a system at the very edge of ASCN space (the third job I had done out here), adjacent to the Stain region I was heading to and I was very glad that I accepted because I subsequently discovered something alarmingly astonishing.
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Kelhund
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Posted - 2006.09.05 05:37:00 -
[735]
LOL this keeps getting better and better! Keep it up!
/me punts the thread back to the top and demands a sticky
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Looney Spooney
Amarr Shinra Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.09.05 06:31:00 -
[736]
hehehe good read .... dev's sticky this guys :D
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Malenfant Storm
Caldari DARK BR0THERHOOD
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Posted - 2006.09.05 09:33:00 -
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Why is this not stickied yet? Back to page 1 with it :) "I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar" -Wash: Firefly |
BoinaAzul
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Posted - 2006.09.05 10:20:00 -
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Quote: This was an astonishing revelation. A method had been discovered that enabled a pilot to travel faster than the combined speeds of Speedy Gonzales, The Road Runner and a particle of light put together.
The fact that the above statement violates the laws of Physics is entirely irrelevant and any urges to check this allegation out with "New Scientist" should be forcefully ignored until further notice.
ROFL
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Kael Denvear
Gallente MAJORITY O X I D E
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Posted - 2006.09.05 12:20:00 -
[739]
Still not a sticky? ...... back to the top you go.
Great work INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE.
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Izo Azlion
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.09.05 13:01:00 -
[740]
I love this.... Man i didnt think it'd take off quite like this lmao.
Izo Azlion.
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Centurin
Sturmgrenadier Inc R i s e
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Posted - 2006.09.05 13:17:00 -
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Please update your blog. I can't see the images at work. ----------------------------------------------- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" - Optimus Prime |
Carabao
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2006.09.05 14:09:00 -
[742]
Tha best story & topic in a long time(damn glue this stuff above all the whining pls... bump to page 1) Inno just a hint > go for that hot Missytrex she know's (nice) names for some systems(like bald v.... or all d...) in eve and spices up your local (let them cyber/space sex... begin... LOL)
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Akira Kaneshiro
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2006.09.05 14:35:00 -
[743]
up up up ---- sig of truth ---- Stop whining. Deal with it or quit the game. |
Kyo Makamoto
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Posted - 2006.09.05 15:15:00 -
[744]
Thrilling content indeed. Keep it up matey.
Hmmm talking of up: up to the top you go!
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Dot Prince
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.09.05 16:14:00 -
[745]
bumpty bumpty bumpty bumpty sorry very shameless but I love this
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Icarium Intaki
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Posted - 2006.09.05 16:35:00 -
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Edited by: Icarium Intaki on 05/09/2006 16:36:15 Let me be the first to say congrats on 150k views!
Nearly 750 posts too.
Nice work.
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Kenneth Williams
Church of the Holy INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.09.05 18:06:00 -
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Oooh Matron!
Ere, If I laugh any 'arder I shall do myself a shockin mischief!
Sticky, Sticky, Sticky, Sticky, Bump Bump Bump!!!!
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Psymon R
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Posted - 2006.09.05 18:41:00 -
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Very good read, Keep up the good work
Definitely deserves a bump to stop it dropping off the front page
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Dielax
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Posted - 2006.09.05 20:00:00 -
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Edited by: Dielax on 05/09/2006 20:01:09 Edited by: Dielax on 05/09/2006 20:00:52 no...... NO!!!!!!!!!!! omg I want more stories
I've spent ALL day at work reading this thread and not done a single thing. I keep laughing and my boss asking me what I'm lauging at. I was running outta things to tell him.
I wunder how many thousands of combined man hours were lost to people reading this at work...
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Phichi
Caldari Team Americas Black Reign Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.05 20:27:00 -
[750]
BOOST INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE!!!! NERF WORK!!!
Muggers point out failures in one's personal security measures, but it does not alter the fact that they are muggers.
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