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Arkhat
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Posted - 2006.08.11 02:00:00 -
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Thanks for such a great reading.
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Cinnander
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Posted - 2006.08.11 02:10:00 -
[422]
Edited by: Cinnander on 11/08/2006 02:11:26 Just read it cover to cover. Fantastic, keep it up.
If you're heading south sights to see will be... umm... OK well perhaps there's no real beauty spots, but Curse region and Stain region both being the safest to work out of due to stations you can freely dock at will be worth a visit. Catch region is a bit dangerous because it's the highway in and out of a large area of 0.0 space (and ironically sits between both Curse and Stain), same for Providence region. There's a lot less French in the south.
Have fun, look forward to the next installment. PS: I'm sure you'll be able to find work if you stay still, should money become scarce. |
Verreuckter
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Posted - 2006.08.11 02:21:00 -
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been reading these everyday at work, definatly a great read. looking forward to more thrilling days in the life of the 0.0 nooblet that is INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE. take care, fly safe.
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Admiral Pieg
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.08.11 02:57:00 -
[424]
Eve-O really should have a "thread of the month" feature where most well recieved thread every month is published in a news item or something.
This thread is amazing ______________
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Epislona
Minmatar Babylon Scientific and Industrial Enterprises Babylon Project
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Posted - 2006.08.11 04:18:00 -
[425]
/me laughs at maltrox.... the fluffy cuddly carebear.
I <3 this story... please sir i want some more. "You Are Not Special" |
Chedburn
Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.11 11:15:00 -
[426]
Caps lock name? Rock on! Cruise control for cool, as someone once put it.
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Capt Harlock
Band of Builders Inc. Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.08.11 11:48:00 -
[427]
Innominate if you would like me to send you a tutorial on "scanner use a quick 5 minute guide" message me in game.
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Raider Zero
Minmatar Federation
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Posted - 2006.08.11 15:17:00 -
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Originally by: Bob TheClown Having recently been named an enemy of all things Dev, I wish I had your way with words so I could get people to stop shooting me.
DIE! DIE! MURDER! REDRUM! DIE!
Sorry, I'm coulrophobic
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Crobain Stalker
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.08.11 15:46:00 -
[429]
THis should be serialised in EON!!
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343Guiltyspark
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Posted - 2006.08.11 17:33:00 -
[430]
Best forum thread I've ever read. Keep up the good work!
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Damfoose
Charlie Seven One Corp
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Posted - 2006.08.11 18:29:00 -
[431]
Your talent for words is astounding the way you tell of your adventure has had me laughing that hard at times ive had a pain in my sides, Your adventure into 0.0 is most informative and entertaining, I wish you well with you experement and please keep up the commentary I along with many others are engrosed.....
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Alyx Pretzel
Amarr Eye E-Tek Corp.
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Posted - 2006.08.11 19:38:00 -
[432]
I'm a fan <3 . hi |
Lord Boxxer
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Posted - 2006.08.11 22:09:00 -
[433]
Nooooooo!!!!! I made it to page 15 of your blog and running out of your art to read :(:(:(
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Nar
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.08.11 22:16:00 -
[434]
Best read ever.
Nuff said.
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Maltrox
Minmatar The Arrow Project The ARR0W Project
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Posted - 2006.08.12 06:42:00 -
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Originally by: Epislona /me laughs at maltrox.... the fluffy cuddly carebear.
I <3 this story... please sir i want some more.
Remind me to pod you and show the fluffy insides of a clone bay ;)
Originally by: Kai Lae I'd like to thank Innominate for revealing the true nature of the Arrow Project to all. Now whenever I camp with them in local, I can entertain myself when there are no targets to kill by singing "Onward Christian Soldiers" which they find greatly...entertaining :)
Same goes for you :P Although one podded Morsus = no good mojo.
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New Soi
The Arrow Project The ARR0W Project
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Posted - 2006.08.12 10:27:00 -
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Maltrox is a fluffy cuddly carebear ^-^ xD
Oh and he likes to fight battles of biblical proportions too, but that's irrelevant information.
Maltrox gets sneaky publicity
~Soi
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FittyUK1
Minmatar Minmatar United Freedom Front Electus Matari
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Posted - 2006.08.12 11:26:00 -
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Mr NIGHTMARE, any chance of seeing a screenie of your "Places I have visited"? I think it would be interesting to see where you've been on your adventure.
I'm cheering you on all the way!
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.08.12 11:48:00 -
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In Good Company
I began to realise that Tasti was a safe place.
It was safe in the same way that I had heard that sitting in a hauler with 10,000 m/3 of Zydrine in the Jita system is safe. I was given further evidence of just how safe this system was when I witnessed a very scary looking shrouded individual enter the system, shortly after I had arrived.
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He was enough to strike fear into the heart of many a n00b. For the next two hours he constantly prowled around between Tasti and the adjoining systems. I was beginning to wonder if this was the grim reaper, sent by Lou Cypher to come and collect my soul.
Had my contract with the evil one expired already?
I spent a few more hours in Tasti, training some essential skills that were required in order to purchase other skill books. In total I believe I acquired somewhere in the region of 50 volumes, the most important of which I considered to be "Informorph Psychology".
Apparently, this wondrous ability would allow me to create a dazzling assortment of "jump clones" all over the universe. I was indeed excited by this prospect and was reminded of Michael Keaton in the classic film Multiplicity.
The Grim Reaper had not swung his stainless-steel scythe at me yet so I figured that now would be a good time to flee to the south. I called up my map to see if it was possible to plot a course through the 0.1-0.4 empire systems, in order to randomly find a way of entering the southern climes.
Some time later, this is what I had come up with:
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An alternate route was also possible, the first 16 jumps being the same, but the final entry point being a system starting with "7Q". Either would be fine by me, and if necessary I would launch a series of relentless shuttle invasions until I broke through one of them in a clueless but sparkling manner.
Fifteen jumps later, I safely docked in Heild, just four short jumps from 0.0. Heild was also stocked with educational reference material so I stayed there for a while longer, whilst training some more skills.
I had been thinking about my docking rights problems with the cult of Emilio and had been informed that "because I was in a n00b corp" it would not be possible for them to be granted.
Issuing these rights would mean that they would be inadvertantly granting them to everyone in the State War Academy, thus opening the floodgates for legions of n00bs to beseige them in an onslaught of epic proportions.
I knew that if I was going to be living in 0.0, it would be essential to have the ability to dock in various places. In order to solve this problem I hit upon the idea of creating my own corporation.
It was with a teary eye that two minutes later I had left the State War Academy, having never entered a single syllable into their corporate chat and INNOMINATE NEUTRALITY was born:
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I also made the decision that this corporation would be for my own personal use and would not be accepting any members.
I considered that if I was going to be asking for docking rights throughout the EVE universe, it was very imporant that I remain neutral. Having members in my corporation could potentially compromise this neutrality.
I was hopeful that the various corporations and alliances that I had met so far would now be able to set positive standings with me, should they choose to do so, thus enabling me to feel like the subject of an immortal song by Eiffel 65.....
"Yo listen up here's a story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees Is just blue like him inside and outside"
As I sat on my fence and pondered my future, I felt like Switzerland. It was then that I noticed the shocking chat in Local..
(to be continued...)
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Avatarati
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Posted - 2006.08.12 12:03:00 -
[439]
Oh, the suspense!
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firef0x
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Posted - 2006.08.12 12:56:00 -
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Quote: As I sat on my fence and pondered my future, I felt like Switzerland. It was then that I noticed the shocking chat in Local..
OMG stop doing that, I'm ripping my hair out with excitement now!
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Pistonbroke
Yesodic Nomads Corp Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2006.08.12 15:39:00 -
[441]
Great reading, and good luck with the new corp, I'll request that we set you to positive standings to prevent any unpleasantness. I hope your thread and blog inspires more people to rush headlong into low sec......
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Joram McRory
Caldari eXceed Inc. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.12 16:21:00 -
[442]
Fabulous, fabulous read - keep them comming!
If you ever get as far south as Feythabolis stop by RIT-A7 to say "hi!" Joram
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Shahadet
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.08.12 16:23:00 -
[443]
This never gets old. I have to check the blog site daily just becuase its so amusing.
You like the Sig? Check them out here and see who made them. |
Sithlord Hedzer
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Posted - 2006.08.12 19:54:00 -
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great read,
good luck with your adventures into 0.0
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Krayd Devre
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Posted - 2006.08.12 22:01:00 -
[445]
Seriously, this keeps getting better and better! Im hooked now, checking the blog several times / day.
"I felt like Switzerland" -Great stuff
/Krayd
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Krayd Devre
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Posted - 2006.08.12 22:04:00 -
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Originally by: Crobain Stalker THis should be serialised in EON!!
That's no bad idea! This is perfect material for a magazine like EON. If not our hero INNOMINATE, some other ingame adventure series along with the chronicles.
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.08.13 00:03:00 -
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Camp Wedgies
With such beautiful lyrics now resounding in my head from the Eiffel 65 song, I decided that I was ready to break into the south and I promptly began to undock from my station in Heide.
It was then that I saw this in Local:
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Hmmm. There was a gate-camp in the system Aedald and I had no choice but to pass through. It would seem that even the presence of empire security guns did not deter the campers. How was I to resolve this?
I pondered this dilemma for a while but was reassured as I remembered that I now possessed the "open sesame" of gate-camp resolution issues. I would just look them squarely in the eye and say "wow, this is cool" and they would crumble like the sissy pirates they truly were.
Luckily, as I entered the next system, they were busy destroying an unsuspecting traveller and my shuttle was able to go to warp and avoid the incident entirely. I made sure to type "oooooooh" into the chat box as I flew past them to my safety.
A short while later and I was in the system right next to the 7Q entry point to 0.0 space. There were numerous pilots here and I began to become slightly suspicious.
I warped to a random place in the system, made a bookmark in deadspace and studied the map for a while. Sure enough, a large number of ships were being destroyed in 7Q, on the other side of the gate. A pilot called "Nuvia" stated in the chat that 7Q was safe and that "I could pass through with no problems".
I noticed that some of the pilots in Local were with "Veritas Immortalis" and I suddenly had a strong urge to find out what this immortal truth was.
I had been a seeker of the meaning of life for several years and perhaps now I could finally discover it. I struck up a conversation with a member of this secret society and was informed of the following:
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Mirasta also informed me that there were three NPC stations I could dock at in the "Great Wildlands", which was apparently the name of the region on the other side of the gate. Two of these stations were allegedly heavily populated. I suspected that many a brutal podding lay in store for me........
She then very kindly went through to the other side of the portal and fifteen minutes later informed me that the gate-camp had dispersed.
Due to the fact that I was now wedged between a gate camp on one side of me (in Aedald) and a possible gatecamp on the other (in 7Q) I made the carefully calculated decision that I would trust Mirasta and I slowly approached the gate.
I did not know if this was part of a cunning ploy to lure innocent victims into the death-valley of the south, or whether Mirasta was genuinely a kind and helpful soul, willing to assist a poor young adventurer in his backpacking journey to Australia. I was beginning to learn that a large proportion of surviving in 0.0 was dependent on trust.
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Woohoo! I let out an exclamation of joy as I noticed that my advisor had been true to her word and the gate camp had indeed moved away. A few seconds later, she formed a gang with me and escorted me through the next few systems, our final destination being M-MD3B - Thukker Mix Factory.
I wondered if this was an active station, or if it was a lazy thukker...
Here's how I announced my arrival:
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I decided that since there were so many pilots in this station I would try to head off a few poddings in advance by warning these people of my resolute unshakability:
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I had safely docked in Terra Australis Incognita and I smiled as I moved my unstoppable clone.
Unfortunately, a few minutes later I discovered something truly astonishing...
(to be continued..)
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Adoro
Caldari Reunited
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Posted - 2006.08.13 00:15:00 -
[448]
Pls go on --------
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firef0x
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Posted - 2006.08.13 00:32:00 -
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Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE I would just look them squarely in the eye and say "wow, this is cool" and they would crumble like the sissy pirates they truly were.
Luckily, as I entered the next system, they were busy destroying an unsuspecting traveller and my shuttle was able to go to warp and avoid the incident entirely. I made sure to type "oooooooh" into the chat box as I flew past them to my safety.
"oooooooh" - LMFAO brill!
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Omae Gaw'd
Gallente VMF-214 Blacksheep
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Posted - 2006.08.13 08:38:00 -
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I just felt like i had to add my "woohooo" and "keep up the good work"'s. You're making this french boi here a fan of your stories. I soo appreciate the effort you put into making this blog a delightful reading. Oh, and I do not smell like garlic and onions
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