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Jon Hawkes
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Posted - 2006.06.08 12:26:00 -
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Dear CCP, please can you allow hauler pilots a "scoop to cargo" option, cargo space permitting, for any hostile drones/frigates that stray too close to the ship? This would not be too overpowered and would benefit both sides.
For example:
<Somewhere in Empire...>
Taranis pilot: Woot! War target spotted in belt 4 in an Interon. Crusader pilot: Yarr, let's go!
*Both ships warp in*
Iteron pilot: Oh no, firey death! Warp damn you, warp!
*Crusader pilot warp scrambles Iteron *Taranis pilot strokes Void ammo lovingly
Taranis pilot: Ha ha. Prepare to die n00b!
*Both Interceptors close in to optimal range *Iteron's shields dissapear *Iteron's armour melts
Crusader pilot: Yarr!
*Both Interceptor pilot's screens go black
Taranis pilot: Ya... huh? Crusader pilot: WTF? Taranis pilot: Dude, where are we? Iteron pilot: Didn't think of that, did we gents? Taranis pilot: Oi, let us out griefer! Iteron pilot: Fat chance lads, I'm heading off for repairs, no thanks to you two. Iteron pilot: And I'm taking the scenic route while I go afk for lunch Iteron pilot: I recommend you set a long skill... Crusader pilot: Hold on, we're at war! What are we going to do if you run into a camp?!! Iteron pilot: Lock the door. Iteron pilot: And hope they don't have blasters. Crusader pilot: That isn't very reassuring...
* Iteron pilot sets Autopilot
Crusader pilot (Over corp chat): Um guys, there may be an unguarded Iteron passing through the Jita gate fairly soon. We have reason to believe this is a trap. That's right... a trap... Please do not engage! Taranis pilot: So when are you planning on actually letting us out then? Taranis pilot: Hellooooo?!! Crusader pilot: Dude... Taranis pilot: Damned carebears. Crusader pilot: Dude!!! Taranis pilot: What?
*Follows Crusader's spotlights to 200 Exotic Dancers and 12 cases of Spiced Wine
Both: Dude...!
So come on CCP. Pleeeease...?
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.06.08 12:28:00 -
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Madcat Adams
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Posted - 2006.06.08 12:34:00 -
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ROFL!!!!
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GOLDEN LAMB
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Posted - 2006.06.08 12:39:00 -
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Edited by: GOLDEN LAMB on 08/06/2006 12:42:08 Should only be allowed if dancers and both is in cargo hold.
err obviously mean booze, srry got too excited there
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Quick'Trader
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Posted - 2006.06.08 12:40:00 -
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Haha very funny
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HatePeace LoveWar
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Posted - 2006.06.08 12:42:00 -
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lmfao
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Monash
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Posted - 2006.06.08 12:47:00 -
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Dude ... i like it Windy Jammers V 0.2 |
Alliaanna Dalaii
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Posted - 2006.06.08 12:54:00 -
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Its unfair Would promote griefing Would overload the petition system Goonfleet would be screwed
but yeah, I like it Implement now CCP !!
Alliaanna Official Follower of =-= Royal Hiigaran Navy =-=
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Maya Rkell
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Posted - 2006.06.08 12:55:00 -
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bah!
Giant mechanical arm with a flyswatter you can mount in a haulers bay
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Nama Saya
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Posted - 2006.06.08 13:00:00 -
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Now that is a very good id :)
come on CCP, do it LOL
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Stephra Parle
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Posted - 2006.06.08 13:05:00 -
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Hmmmm, we could use haulers in gangs for frig defence this way. Excellent!
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Jon Xylur
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Posted - 2006.06.08 13:15:00 -
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They should make a new class of ships called "Frig Eaters". With the new BS range nerfs overpowering frigs it would't be imbalanced at all. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, and not exceeding 24000 bytes, ty - Cortes |
Viktor Fyretracker
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Posted - 2006.06.08 13:45:00 -
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Freighters should get a massive baseball bat then, any pesky frigates come in too close and its Intercepter/AF/T1 Frigate baseball.....
the claw approches, Charon at the plate, oh and that inty is going going gone into the upper rings.......
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Wilfan Ret'nub
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Posted - 2006.06.08 14:35:00 -
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Originally by: Jon Xylur They should make a new class of ships called "Frig Eaters". With the new BS range nerfs overpowering frigs it would't be imbalanced at all.
Nah, just make a module like that that requires 10000 CPU and give Typhoon 99% reduction. Its model is already perfect for devouring frigates.
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Lucre
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Posted - 2006.06.08 14:40:00 -
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Originally by: Viktor Fyretracker Freighters should get a massive baseball bat then, any pesky frigates come in too close and its Intercepter/AF/T1 Frigate baseball.....
Or worse.... a nerfbat!
Frigate pilot: "Hey! Why have all my lasers just halved in range and doubled in power grid? And where's my third midslot gone?"
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Murehk
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Posted - 2006.06.08 15:17:00 -
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I like it. And the whole thing about goonfleet going down the creek... all the better imo.
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darkestsamurai
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Posted - 2006.06.08 15:24:00 -
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LMAO!......nice
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.06.08 15:30:00 -
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Sounds great fun.
Also, I am imagining "Goonfleet meet the Frieghter of Doom!"
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OberFuhrer
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Posted - 2006.06.08 16:34:00 -
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Edited by: OberFuhrer on 08/06/2006 16:40:03 Edited by: OberFuhrer on 08/06/2006 16:37:56 Oh yeah, I can really see that happening.
Carry that to full fruition and then you'll start seeing freighters make a huge appearance in fleet battles where they start scooping up multiple battlecruisers and pesky ACs that get in their way, then the ransoming begins.
Yeah, freighters...the new "I Win" button for fleet battles.
Seriously, have you been watching too much Seinfeld lately?
Quote: KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, uh...we're going into business together. Remember that idea I had a few years ago about the pizza place where you make your own pizza?
JERRY: Yeah.
ELAINE: What was that again?
KRAMER: It's a pizza place where you make your own pie! We give you the dough, the sauce, the cheese...you pound it, slap it, you flip it up into the air...you put your toppings on and you slide it into the oven! Sounds good, huh?
Quote:
Concerning Kramerica Industries...
Kramer: Dean Jones, you wanting to talk to me?
Dean Jones: IÆve been reviewing DarrenÆs internship journal. Doing laundryà
Kramer: àYeah.
Dean Jones: àMending chicken wire, hi-tea with a Mr. Newman.
Kramer: I know it sounds pretty glamorous, but itÆs business as usual at Kramerica.
Dean Jones: As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
Kramer: And with DarrenÆs help, weÆll get that chicken.
Quote: JERRY: So this Da Vinci sleep is working out?
KRAMER: (enthusiastic) Oh, I'm percolating, Jerry. I'm telling you, I have never felt so fertile. I'm mossy, Jerry. My brain is mossy. Listen to this idea. (fetches a spoon from the drawer) A restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly. (clicks tongue)
JERRY: What d'you call it?
KRAMER: P B and J's. What d'you think?
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Gen Maton
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Posted - 2006.06.08 16:43:00 -
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To go with the scoop to cargo, you need to let the haulers target frigates with tractor beams and pull them into the cargo bay as well.
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Wat0721
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Posted - 2006.06.08 17:06:00 -
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I smell a practical use for the self-destruct button!
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Yakov Krasnov
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Posted - 2006.06.08 19:42:00 -
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That would be insane.
I say go for it, as long as the other ship gets to shoot its way out. See how long your structure lasts against the damage your armor couldn't tank.
I think CCP knows better, because they'd go to the special hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theater. Mercenary minded - I'll fly whatever works best. |
Krulla
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Posted - 2006.06.08 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: Jon Hawkes
Crusader pilot: Dude!!! Taranis pilot: What?
*Follows Crusader's spotlights to 200 Exotic Dancers and 12 cases of Spiced Wine
Both: Dude...!
Tarkin > Omfg, frigs are such bs. Red 5 > lolol, lern 2 play plz noob
SIG HIJACK!!11 RAWRR!!1- IMMY
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Intrepid Traveller
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Posted - 2006.06.08 23:17:00 -
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Originally by: Jon Hawkes
Iteron pilot: Lock the door. Iteron pilot: And hope they don't have blasters. Crusader pilot: That isn't very reassuring...
I only just got that bit!
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mazzilliu
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Posted - 2006.06.08 23:36:00 -
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LMAO
DOITTTTT CPCPC
finally ill have a reason to bring out my haulers again ---------
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Altrex Stoppel
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Posted - 2006.06.09 00:38:00 -
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Edited by: Altrex Stoppel on 09/06/2006 00:40:06 Edited by: Altrex Stoppel on 09/06/2006 00:39:36
Originally by: Viktor Fyretracker Freighters should get a massive baseball bat then, any pesky frigates come in too close and its Intercepter/AF/T1 Frigate baseball.....
the claw approches, Charon at the plate, oh and that inty is going going gone into the upper rings.......
EVEN BETTER! The freighter scoops up as many allied frigs as possible. Your everyday pirate squad is all YAAAARRR EASY KILL ! And then the freighter pulls a Zerg move from Starcraft with fear the swarm YES IMPLEMENT NOW CCP! I sense a new goonfleet tactic.
EDIT: Star Wars wuote ftw...
Originally by: LUKEC Antipiracy is causing brain damage
Lies... |
DubanG
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Posted - 2006.06.09 00:45:00 -
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"self destruct in 10 . . 9 . . 8 . . . . . 3 . . 2 . . 1" Goodbye frieghter
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Bagdh Dearg
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Posted - 2006.06.09 01:03:00 -
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I see one glaring flaw:
*Crusader gets sucked into an interon V* Iteron pilot:I'll let you out when I arrive in Jita Crusader pilot:Hmm we'll see about that
*Crusader pilot F1...F4* *Large sections of the Iterons hull begin to erupte in a light show of multifrequency hell* *Crusader pilot flies out of Iteron wreckage with 6 cases of spiced wine,The Exotic dancers and a pod in a tractor beam* Crusader pilot:I'll let you out when I arrive in Jita _______________________________________________ -He who is not strong must be crafty |
Dnol Arendale
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Posted - 2006.06.09 04:02:00 -
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It'll be like Hungry Hungry Hippos!!
Who can eat the most frigates?!?
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Voculus
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Posted - 2006.06.09 06:06:00 -
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I'm reminded of the Planet Killer from Star Trek.
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