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CCP Falcon
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Posted - 2014.05.05 19:23:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Confirming I'd have spiked Falcon's drink had I been there. ...
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Manager -á || -á EVE Illuminati
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Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6221
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Posted - 2014.05.05 19:29:00 -
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:o Priano Trans-Stellar: elegant solutions for the State's needs. |
Myxx
733
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Posted - 2014.05.05 19:48:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:Confirming I'd have spiked Falcon's drink had I been there. ... This is implying that Falcon wasn't likely hammered anyway. I think he is fueled by 150 proof alcohol. |
DaReaper
Net 7 The Last Brigade
485
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Posted - 2014.05.05 19:54:00 -
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Gods i can;t answer without sounding sexist.. ugh. oh well
TBH i think some of the women devs could of had there pick.
*shrugs* |
Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
355
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Posted - 2014.05.05 20:08:00 -
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DaReaper wrote:TBH i think some of the women devs could of had there pick.
I'm pretty sure some of the male devs could had a pick among the male attendees too. What happens at fanfest stays at fanfest. Just saying.
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
11865
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Posted - 2014.05.05 20:14:00 -
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Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks!
/c
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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
5344
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Posted - 2014.05.05 20:17:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! /c
1) Leave basement
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Gabriel Z
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
36
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Posted - 2014.05.05 20:19:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Chribba wrote:Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! /c 1) Leave basement /thread |
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
1865
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Posted - 2014.05.05 20:27:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! /c
Use your vast knowledge of SQL and server architecture to woo any potential female.
CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE-á/ Dynamic New Eden |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
11865
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Posted - 2014.05.05 20:29:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Chribba wrote:Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! /c 1) Leave basement I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets!
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Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1233
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Posted - 2014.05.05 20:39:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Doc Fury wrote:Chribba wrote:Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! /c 1) Leave basement I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets!
2) go get shot down
3) laugh about it
4) get shot down again
Sounding familiar? Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼ -á-á-á-á-á-á-á Soylent Green Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼
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Cpt Swagg
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
44
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Posted - 2014.05.05 20:45:00 -
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I dont think people understand you around here. For the most of them think girls are an internet myth. |
Marsha Mallow
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Posted - 2014.05.05 20:45:00 -
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Chribba wrote:I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets! How rude. Wear an "I am Chribba, Legend" T-Shirt next time. Maybe on the back offer to let people touch the Veldnaught. I'm sure it'll work out for you >.>
Bad dancing works too TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |
Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
356
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Posted - 2014.05.05 20:48:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! Here's an idea free of charge, eve-date.com is free.
Gender: woman ( ) man ( ) Seeking: woman ( ) man ( ) Race: Amarr ( ) Caldari ( ) Gallente ( ) Minmatar ( )
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Crazey Monkey
Common Sense Ltd Nulli Secunda
41
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Posted - 2014.05.05 21:01:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Doc Fury wrote:Chribba wrote:Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! /c 1) Leave basement I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets! Just show them your titans.
Ladies love titans. |
ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells Beer needs you
388
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Posted - 2014.05.05 21:08:00 -
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After leaving basement, you need to shower depending on how many years you have been down there then leave the house house wearing sunglasses cos its very bright outside You only-árealise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead. |
CaptainFalcon07
Scarlet Weather Rhapsody
130
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Posted - 2014.05.05 21:30:00 -
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But leaving the basement is hard I weigh 600 lbs. I can't get off my beanbag chair and walk you know. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4866
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Posted - 2014.05.05 21:51:00 -
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There is actually a blog in the so-called "manosphere" regarding how to score in Iceland but the way it's written and the added stuff the author put in makes it a bit... racy.. to post a link here.
I'd say that Fanfest is probably the best reason to go. Besides, getting laid is overrated. Any married fellow can tell you (and the divorced ones as well).
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
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Posted - 2014.05.05 21:51:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Doc Fury wrote:Chribba wrote:Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! /c 1) Leave basement I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets! Great, you have learned how to leave the basement.
2) Get a sensible haircut and a new well fitting outfit* (no T-shirt, jeans, or sneakers). Wearing your new outfit shall be referred to later as "suiting up".
*Assuming you (like most) have no fashion sense, seek out the assistance of an attractive young woman salesperson working in the men's dept of your local clothing store. If they sell anything other than clothing & shoes, you are probably in the wrong store. If no young women are working, come back later or find another store. Once you find one, explain to the woman you are going on a blind date and want to make a good impression and could she please make some recommendations for suitable attire. Your new outfit should consist of shirt, slacks, shoes, socks, and belt. Spend at least 1/2 hour choosing your outfit, and be sure to make conversation with the woman helping you during that time thanking her whenever appropriate for her assistance. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
BrundleMeth
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
149
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Posted - 2014.05.05 21:59:00 -
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Loraine Gess wrote:Unfortunately EVE's female ratio is very low.
And I suspect, happy to not be seen...
I remember these 2 gamer chicks that kept coming to my buddies Computer Store. Yuck, yuck, I would never have believed you could fit so many pimples on one face until I saw it...and the stench of BO that oozed off her as her corpulent form rolled around the room... And this was the better looking of the two... |
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Entity
X-Factor Industries Synthetic Existence
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Posted - 2014.05.05 22:01:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! /c
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KIller Wabbit
The Scope Gallente Federation
570
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Posted - 2014.05.05 22:08:00 -
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If the definition of "lucky" is screwing over the players with blogs and announcements it looks like it was a gang bang of a time CCP Punkturis-á "I want to get in on the goodposter circle jerk!"
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Shurgin Ambraelle
The Flying Dead Bloodline.
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Posted - 2014.05.05 22:29:00 -
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One night stands at FanFest are remembered for a life... Then again so is herpes. -The Gene Pool Could Use a Little Chlorine!! Proud Member of the Flying Dead/Bloodline
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DaReaper
Net 7 The Last Brigade
485
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Posted - 2014.05.05 22:39:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Doc Fury wrote:Chribba wrote:Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! /c 1) Leave basement I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets!
step 2) talk to females or men if you prefer.. *shrugs*
step 3) as said before get shot down and laugh it off.
step 4) repeat steps 2 and 3 untill someone says yes
step 5) be shocked and go really?
step 6) if she says yes again, then the rest is up to you. |
Topher Basquette Dusch-shur
Montana Freedom Fighters
10
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:07:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:There is actually a blog in the so-called "manosphere" regarding how to score in Iceland but the way it's written and the added stuff the author put in makes it a bit... racy.. to post a link here.
I'd say that Fanfest is probably the best reason to go. Besides, getting laid is overrated. Any married fellow can tell you (and the divorced ones as well).
Well, as a brick mason I can tell you that it only gets boring when you have to lay the same brick over and over and over and over again.
Also the bricks get bored too.
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Ranzabar
Aliastra Gallente Federation
79
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Posted - 2014.05.06 00:40:00 -
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Loraine Gess wrote:Unfortunately EVE's female ratio is very low.
To keep physical temptation out of the game, right? Abide |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1245
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Posted - 2014.05.06 00:55:00 -
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DaReaper wrote:Chribba wrote:Doc Fury wrote:Chribba wrote:Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! /c 1) Leave basement I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets! step 2) talk to females or men if you prefer.. *shrugs* step 3) as said before get shot down and laugh it off. step 4) repeat steps 2 and 3 untill someone says yes step 5) be shocked and go really? step 6) if she says yes again, then the rest is up to you.
Somewhat similar to "buy 50 frigates and go get them esploded"
Edit:Just don't try a hero tackle... Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼ -á-á-á-á-á-á-á Soylent Green Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼
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Bernie Nator
4U Services Inc. Upholders
1041
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Posted - 2014.05.06 01:03:00 -
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I found the fastest way to get lucky was to give 0 f's, announce yourself as awesome, then profit.
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CCP Explorer
C C P C C P Alliance
2151
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Posted - 2014.05.06 08:46:00 -
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Does loot count? Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson | Senior Development Director | EVE Online // CCP Games | @erlendur |
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Dave Stark
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Posted - 2014.05.06 08:49:00 -
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CCP Explorer wrote:Does loot count? did you loot all the booty like a true pirate? |
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