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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:36:00 -
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Chain Spawn Pirate Kills Self Named Zezman Maneuver Everyone Scoffs
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:42:00 -
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Flying my Tristan The Rikki Tikki Tavi Zezzing the Pirates |
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:45:00 -
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Browsing the Market Making a purchase nearby WTF sold far?
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:47:00 -
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Edited by: Zezman on 05/09/2003 18:47:56 Fire Missile at Pirate Hits too close to Player Ship Insurance Pays Out |
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:51:00 -
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Prepare to undock Entering Space Entering Space Entering Space |
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:54:00 -
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Game Lacks Real Physics Acceleration doesn't, Drag slows ship in space? |
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:56:00 -
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Planets are Hollow Asteroid belts are not belts Where is Gravity? |
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:58:00 -
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Game lacks certain ships Where are all the Destroyers? Or Battlecruisers? |
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Posted - 2003.09.05 19:01:00 -
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FD-MLJ Here cometh Sinister Corp They step in m0o dung |
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Posted - 2003.09.05 19:03:00 -
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Having too much fun Must stop the haiku'ing now Laughing my a** off |
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Posted - 2003.09.05 23:05:00 -
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Edited by: Zezman on 05/09/2003 23:06:07 Bought Game at Wal~Mart Paid no heed to addiction Didn't learn from EQ |
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Posted - 2003.09.05 23:07:00 -
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Asteroids odd shape Like River Rocks of the Sky Only Size Varies |
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Posted - 2003.09.05 23:15:00 -
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Server Node Goes Down Everything lags to death We crash to desktop |
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Posted - 2003.09.05 23:26:00 -
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Quote: pilots want- ed miners fighters as you like
Guidelines of Haiku First Five Then Seven Last Five Syllables Each Line
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Posted - 2003.09.06 00:21:00 -
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Quote: Edited by: Kel Morian on 05/09/2003 23:44:06 Creativity Instead of thrashing Eye of the storm
That was no Haiku Middle verse had only five Last verse only four
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Posted - 2003.09.06 01:01:00 -
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Trying to help you Don't mean to be critical Just Educating |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 01:04:00 -
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Iteron Indy Long and Knobby like ***** Bad thoughts become us |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:00:00 -
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Haiku new to me Thought it would be much harder Then I watched South Park |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:12:00 -
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Trade runs take long time Profit less than desired What is targeting? |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:15:00 -
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Merlin is saw shaped Demented Torture Device Jagged prongs clamp down |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:18:00 -
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Moa the Dog Ship Dancing to a canine beat Bark worse than its bite |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:19:00 -
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Apocalypse Now Looks like the Second Death Star The Unfinished Ship |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:27:00 -
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Megathron flies low Resembles ships from sci-fi Or a wood chipper |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:32:00 -
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Vexor the Conch Shell Vaguely resembles a gun Wish it had more slots
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:40:00 -
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Thorax Abdomen Thrusters like right hand fingers Drones in Bay of Pigs |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:46:00 -
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Dominix bad name Resembles Dominatrix Cre Mavrel flew one |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:57:00 -
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Understanding Yes Haiku master I am not Constructive Critic |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 05:24:00 -
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Imicus mines well Like a standing picture frame Need a Hundred K? |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 05:32:00 -
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Orbital Objects Planets that never orbit Hanging motionless |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 06:21:00 -
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Warp drive Two AU/Sec One Thousand Times Speed of Light Warp four in Star Trek |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 11:00:00 -
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Eve-ning fades to night Servers down for one hour I lay down to sleep |
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Posted - 2003.09.06 11:02:00 -
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The one hundredth post I just had to catch it now Thank you for the praise |
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Posted - 2003.09.07 00:21:00 -
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These All Excellent Great Talent in this Forum Haiku Forever |
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Posted - 2003.09.07 04:17:00 -
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Molly's Stinging Wit Yet lacking in Haiku Form Of Five Seven Five |
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Posted - 2003.09.07 04:21:00 -
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Quote: Edited by: Aaron Rex on 07/09/2003 00:59:38 Zezman, your char looks, Like an angel. Am I dead? Podkilled by Archain?
Angelic Not I Never must you fear my blade Lest you be Pirate |
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Posted - 2003.09.09 16:54:00 -
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This is a long thread Weaving the Haiku fabric In the Loom of Eve |
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Posted - 2003.09.09 16:57:00 -
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Political game Eve is more fiction than fact Science be buried |
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Posted - 2003.09.10 15:20:00 -
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Haiku Does Not Burn All your Verse belong to us Inflammable Thread |
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Posted - 2003.09.11 01:05:00 -
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Necrophilia Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Leave that corpse alone! |
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Posted - 2003.09.11 06:42:00 -
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No more room it said Tried to move negative mins Help, System Error! |
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Posted - 2003.09.12 07:02:00 -
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White text box mocks me Afflicted by writers block Gratuitous Bump |
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:34:00 -
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All Together Now Lets cooperate to make, Longest Thread Evah!
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Posted - 2003.09.18 07:59:00 -
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Eve Really Sucks Now Looking for a new space game Star Wars Galaxies? |
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Posted - 2003.09.18 08:01:00 -
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Nerfing Changes Rules Gameplay changed dramatically Customers Complain |
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Posted - 2003.09.18 08:03:00 -
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UO and EQ Lost customer base from Nerfs Eve has the same fate |
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Posted - 2003.09.18 08:05:00 -
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When Newbies Make Games And Alienate player Base Bottom Line Suffers |
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Posted - 2003.09.20 00:01:00 -
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Pacman Asteroid Gobbling up the smaller roids Where are the Miners? |
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Posted - 2003.09.20 04:13:00 -
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For praise I thank thee Garfield is my hero South Park is funny |
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Posted - 2003.09.21 22:47:00 -
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Many stuck systems People complain on the boards Cluster Rebooted |
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Posted - 2003.09.21 22:48:00 -
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The three hundredth Post I rush to post this asap Hope no one beat me |
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Posted - 2003.09.22 00:19:00 -
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Curse Coalition Harbingers of Hatred Roam At war with S.A. |
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Posted - 2003.09.23 00:12:00 -
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Twenty Minute Boot Window popup announces Stop Watch has been set |
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Posted - 2003.09.23 05:54:00 -
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Why do mods not post? Lacking creativity? Maybe Forbidden. |
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Posted - 2003.09.23 05:55:00 -
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Could we stickie this? Obvious potential here Make no need for bumps |
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Posted - 2003.09.23 05:57:00 -
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Sinister and MASS First come love, then come marriage Baby clone carriage |
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Posted - 2003.09.23 07:26:00 -
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My Only Concern Be it syllable line count; Is it still summer?
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Posted - 2003.09.30 17:15:00 -
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Like Phoenix Rising Resurrecting the Haiku Dew in the morning
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:27:00 -
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Massive Asteroid How I mine thee in the night; Blast! Here be Pirates!
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:27:00 -
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Fleeing Gravity With Escape Velocity- Night falls over me.
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:28:00 -
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Hollow Space Station Alone floating within it- Eternally Noon
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:28:00 -
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Edited by: Zezman on 02/10/2003 05:29:24 Three Hundred Sixty The nineteenth Page is Christened; A New Dawn Beckons.
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:32:00 -
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A sunset in space, Dawn Rising over Veldspar- No twilight in space.
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:34:00 -
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Eagle Nebula Towering columns of gas; Birthplace of the stars
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:39:00 -
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A Gas Nebula Blown apart by solar winds; Eve missed that lesson.
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:42:00 -
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When solar fires light Blow the winds of growing Might; Nebula gives flight.
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:45:00 -
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Watch Science Channel Astronomy it teaches- From the Dawn of Time.
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:50:00 -
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History Channel Teaching the seasons of man- Forget not the past!
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:54:00 -
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Comedy Central South park trails Insomniac Hilarity Spews.
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Posted - 2003.10.02 06:17:00 -
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Parley Vous Franþais? Respondez Vous Si Vous Plait; Franþais de lycÚe.
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Posted - 2003.10.02 06:20:00 -
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I don't speak French well. Three semesters in high school. That was long ago.
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:11:00 -
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Pirates Everywhere Sinister Corporation Bouncing like Yo-Yo
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
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Conflict in Venal Taggart Transdimensional Eviction Notice
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
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Curse Coalition Denouncing Curse Alliance Which one is pirate?
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
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Pirates in Vigils Mercenary Frigates Fly Electronic War
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
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The Space Invaders Elusive fighters with friends Where will they strike next?
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
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Red Skull Paladins From Obe to Geminate New Reign of Terror
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
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M3G4 is Dissolved Leadership Question; new corp Biomass Cartel
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
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The Four Hundredth Post Twentieth Page is christened Is thread the longest?
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Posted - 2003.10.07 20:33:00 -
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With no search option A thread goes bump in the night. Forum Rules be Damned
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Posted - 2003.10.21 06:18:00 -
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New Alliances Corporate Powers shifting; A New Dawn brings war
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Posted - 2003.10.22 05:49:00 -
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Close? No way Jose Thread must endure forever Please do not lock it
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Posted - 2003.10.23 17:03:00 -
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Found a Funny Sig Hoping it isn't too large It's Hilarious.
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Posted - 2003.10.27 08:01:00 -
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In Heat of Battle Fire the guns of Avalon; The Red Sunset Bleeds
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Posted - 2003.11.06 04:13:00 -
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Can you guess the name? Of my Minmatar shuttle? Don't let that thread die! |
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Posted - 2003.11.12 05:20:00 -
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Enraged nostrils flare Cold blood flowing thru my heart Ready to kill you.
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Posted - 2003.11.12 05:21:00 -
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Rage against machines Damn the torpedos, Full Speed! Why the hÚll we run? |
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Posted - 2003.11.12 05:30:00 -
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Must kill all pirates Babtise me in pirate blood Slaughter their children |
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Posted - 2003.11.12 06:10:00 -
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The Rage of Revenge Never Quenched - Always Thirsty Flood the world with blood |
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:08:00 -
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Nay, I'm not podded Our fleet engaged pirates They fled in terror
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:09:00 -
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Warped into a JIP Engaged all shield hardeners Locked on three Ravens |
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:13:00 -
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Pirates Aghast Ye! Befuddled they target back Drones are on standby |
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:14:00 -
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Fire! Missiles Away! The Heart of Gold Returns Fire Battle Stations Now! |
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:16:00 -
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I close the distance My Battleship Under Fire Shields are Holding Up |
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:21:00 -
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Ahoy! New Contacts! The Rest of our Fleet Warps in Pirates turn Yellar |
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:23:00 -
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Lag Drones left behind One by one we toast their drones Loot cans are not spared |
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:25:00 -
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No pirate kills yet They fled before our onslaught Frustrated we leave |
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:26:00 -
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Bloodlust befills me Should have had a warp scrambler Instead they escaped |
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:28:00 -
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Not from death comes rage But from losing my own prey I will kill you yet |
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:29:00 -
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You can warp away You cannot hide forever I bring your coffin
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