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Slithereen
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Posted - 2003.07.31 06:02:00 -
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1. You call "Earth", "Planet Sol III".
2. You call the Moon, "Sol III Moon I".
3. You see a nice boulder and you take a loving look at it. "Get me the mining laser, please."
4. You call your pickup, an "Indy".
5. You check your car's trunk for "drone space".
6. The cops pulled you over in your car and you cursed, "the damn Concord".
7. You got stuck in a traffic jam and you want to petition.
8. Your car battery died on you and you say you got CTD'd.
_______________________________________________ "Is it me or the bad guys just getting totally pathetic?"---Clover, Totally Spies, "Hope is wasted on the Hopeless."---Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. "Stars are holes in the sky from which the light of the Infinite shine through."---Confucius.
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Lex Luger
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Posted - 2003.07.31 07:25:00 -
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You start a silly topic named "You know you've been playng too much Eve when..."
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Greeble
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Posted - 2003.07.31 08:30:00 -
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When this is the nth thread of this topic you read, and you can STILL think up unique replies.
- Greeble Polaris BugHunter |
Faramir
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Posted - 2003.07.31 09:33:00 -
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you can't remember which day of the week it is ... which happened to me yesterday
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Neve Lucelli
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Posted - 2003.07.31 09:49:00 -
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You cancel your account - play this game too much and you will not only be playing a boring game - you will become boring.
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nonsequitur
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Posted - 2003.07.31 12:17:00 -
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You know you've been playing too much EVE when...
1) The only time your bed or shower is ocupied is somewhere between 1100 and 1200 hours GMT.
2) you begin to have nightmares involving a band of NPC pirates that start targeting all of your canisters of Arkonor.
3) you get mugged, and realize you should have purchased that Small Secure Container before you left the market, and headed home.
4) you begin refering to Classes in school as "Training my [insert skill] to level 1,2,3,4 or 5.
5) you're running late for work because of waiting for that last skill to finish inorder to start the next.
6) you wish you had fitted that MWD before you left the house, now that you're late for work.
7) you get fired from you job because you were late for work.
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Brielle
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Posted - 2003.07.31 13:47:00 -
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When you click your garage door opener, you say "requesting docking permission." I actually did this ;)
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mk ultra
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Posted - 2003.07.31 14:16:00 -
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Edited by: mk ultra on 31/07/2003 14:19:05 Edited by: mk ultra on 31/07/2003 14:16:49 When you get on a highway and you say "warp drive active"
When you say "wish i had a 250mm railgun on my car to shoot at fcktard blocking the way"
actualy said that to my gf ... she looked at me with the eyes that says stfu . :P
------------------------ <Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. <honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
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Jay Gatsby
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Posted - 2003.07.31 14:54:00 -
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... your right wrist starts aching painfully with the first twinges of RSI...
... like mine is now.
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.07.31 15:05:00 -
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the first thing you say to your gf when you wake up, is eve related ( it was about some grand plan involving politics and cruisers)
*looks accusingly at her bf*
This is not a hijack
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Nafres Maelstrom
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Posted - 2003.07.31 16:17:00 -
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Edited by: Nafres Maelstrom on 31/07/2003 16:18:17 1]when u post a petiton to your wife about the frequency of her going-down/times
2]when u think to yourself that the boss is really just a dam overzealous gm
3]when u farm out your kids to 0.0 mining ops in the backyard
4]when u try startin an alt charactor to do do your chores at home,while ur sleeping. CEO/Manufacturing and Research
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t0nt0
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Posted - 2003.07.31 16:20:00 -
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When you are sitting next to brielle and do not think anything of the request for docking permission.
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Bogusheadbox
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Posted - 2003.07.31 16:21:00 -
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Okay, which one of you lamos actually thought that starting another one of these strings (especially when the other one has just left the front page) was a great idea ?????
Really, c'mon, is having sex with with a blue ringed octopus a good idea. How about trying to let rip a big fart in public when you are suffering from diorhea?
Thats right - some things should just not be done.
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Mark A
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Posted - 2003.07.31 16:45:00 -
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- You imagine you can just hear the EVE ambient music in a silent room.
- Your girlfriend is convinced you must be seeing another woman.
- In the supermarket you try to remember what you needed to buy and think "Reactor Control Unit I".
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.07.31 16:51:00 -
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1) It's summer, you live at the beach and you are the color of milk.(you don't have a ngith job) 2) You spend your time at work on ebay auctioning your Eve stuff. 3) You tried to get PcAnywhere to work to play Eve at work 4) You gave up drugs because they were taking away your Eve-time 5) Your pda and work calendar have skill training times on them, and you have a list of people to call and train skills for you in your address book. 6) You have not taken a vacation in the past 5 months.
----------------------------------------------- Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?" Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't" ----------------------------------------------- |
Nightwing
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Posted - 2003.07.31 17:56:00 -
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1. You get uber excited that you got a 650 Scout drop, only to fall outa bed and wake up. (but still have ta log in and check...)
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.07.31 18:05:00 -
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You dodge an opportunity of overtime to avoid missing a skill finishing.
You volunteer to be on-call engineer slave for the weekend so you have an excuse to be by a computer at all times anyway.
You get, say, sun poisoning, and are more concerned with your inability to play because of the symptoms than the symptoms themselves, like being too dizzy to remain upright...
You rush out at the end of every lunch break to grab a quick bite because you've been on these boards for 45 minutes straight without realizing it...
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Gravedancer
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Posted - 2003.07.31 18:09:00 -
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"3) You tried to get PcAnywhere to work to play Eve at work"
oooohhhh hadnt thought of trying that.
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Crimsonjade
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Posted - 2003.07.31 18:11:00 -
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... you wake up and ask your girlfriend, with a frightened look on your face, if EVE has ended. Then you fall back asleep not remembering it.
She claims i did this...
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.07.31 18:11:00 -
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... your boss enters the office and brief but vivid mental image forms, of the threat window popping up at the corner of your vision together with the infamous *click* sound...
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.07.31 18:17:00 -
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You start thinking about asking your Corp Director (in game) for time off.
----------------------------------------------- Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?" Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't" ----------------------------------------------- |
Synapse Archae
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Posted - 2003.07.31 18:42:00 -
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4) You gave up drugs because they were taking away your Eve-time
ROFL.
-=- You hold up everyone leaving on a family vacation for an hour and a half, just so you can start a new skill.
--------------------------------------------- [/IMG]http://millerfam.org/eve/synapse_logo.jpg[/IMG] Everyone deserves a chance to live. My job is to make sure they get it. |
Jon Kari
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Posted - 2003.07.31 18:56:00 -
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you start tweaking the vncviewer and vncserver source so that you increase the fps on your iBook...
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