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Question2
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Posted - 2005.03.17 16:53:00 -
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The alltime favourite people want to say when they get a stupid storyline mission :
-Lemme get this straight.YOU contact me,and now i HAVE to do what you say or the republic will be ****ed off.Not only that,but you want me to drop everything im doing,go on a 15 jump trip to the mission location,kill 3 mercenary rookies that would take one of your fleet stabbers 3 minutes to kill,for a reward that is less than my standard agent reward?Now why,pray tell,would made you think that i would do this?Oh right im not being given a choice.Thanks for reminding me.
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Threat
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Posted - 2005.03.17 17:05:00 -
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Edited by: Threat on 17/03/2005 17:07:56 114. Ok I'm in a R A V E N going against battleships wtf am I supposed to use 400 hornets for. 115. 66 Navitas, very funny, what no atrons? 116. 100 Atrons, ha ha 117. 37k med Thorium charges, cmon i'm in a battleship 118. 19k Lg iron charges.. Are you even looking in my hangar? 119. 18k Lg Iridium charges, this is really starting to peeve me off. 120. 10 Med blasters... dude don't you have some T2 components? 121. you want me to go 2 systems away in a raven with no propulsion mods and kill 20 ships in 45 minutes for only 1k LP? go F*** yourself.
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VortiK
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Posted - 2005.03.17 17:35:00 -
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122. Excuse me but this is the 9th time in row you give that mission, are you ok ?
What is a life, devoid of strife ? Glorious Furture |
TotensBurntCorpse
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Posted - 2005.03.17 18:52:00 -
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123). Can you tell me why the (name of faction pirates) are camping the gate? Better yet WTF are the cops who are also at the gate actually doing ?
124). For rogue drones wouldnt it be better to tell your trade haulers "if you see a gate to a dead space dont go in there because there is no one in there to trade with you"?
125). Hey the next offer you give me can u make sure the missions I am running will actually provide the items in question?
126). Why dont u just buy the antibiotics in the system where u are instead of making me fly 15 jumps to do it?
127). NO ! A lousy named small railgun is NOT worth the several weeks of blood sweat tears and buttkissing I have done.
128). I have set my standing from myself to you as the agent to -11.0, think that makes you "Major Ahole" to me now?
129). Why is it that my corp standing with you is great, but every other corp base of yours where I refine something u still screw me outta 4.1%?!?!?!?
130). Is there anywhere that I can refine/reprocess all the homeless, janitors, exotic dancers and prisoners that are bumming around my hanger bay? Or at least let me open my own business for transients who can clean in skimpy clothes while into heavy S&M (think that covers their skills)????
131). WTF am i gonna do with 47 small shield boosters???? I'm doing L4s with you dummy!, gimme a XL booster or something? Maybe a magnifying glass to make the small boosters atleast look medium sized! SHeeesh
132). Ok move 40 reports, one jump, and get a +3per imp, OOORRR haul 4000m3 of garbage 6 jumps and get 50K isks, descisions descisions, hmmm
133). WOW great offer!!!!, I give you 25% of the minerals for a raven and then supply dog tags that I have never found in a mission yet, which sell for 2-15mil each and you will build me a ship !!!! for only a paltry 75% of my LPs too!!!!! Great !!!! It will only cost me two days playing and 75Mil in dog tags and 35mil in minerals to get the 100mil ship!!!!! Ur not working for federal dept of finance are you????
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Sewell
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Posted - 2005.03.17 19:27:00 -
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134) Ok, let me get this straight: You know that I have battleship stuffed with tech II equipment and the best mods availabe parked in hangar 1, and you want me to deliver 150.000 m3 of metal scraps to the next region just because you don't want em lying around here anymore?
135) Projectiles have been un-nerfed, are you sure that the Republic Fleet still need all those *hybrid* charges?
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Mikelangelo
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Posted - 2005.03.17 20:29:00 -
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136) Bend over, I'm gonna screw you the way you screw me, with no lube.
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Cheim
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Posted - 2005.03.17 21:43:00 -
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137. Dang, I only asked for a little more detail. You could at least have given a spoiler warning. 138. You guys realize Blood Raiders are weak against EM, right? And all your ships use lasers? Just thought I'd mention it. 139. I think I'll do this mission the Max Power way. 140. If I had research points for every day you didn't invent something ... wait, I do. 141. Of course I'll do the job. I'd raze an orphanage if you paid me. 142. I don't care if you don't have any faction ships. Just paint a Maller black and hand it over. 143. I can't do your mission. I'm washing my hair that night. |
Trader Klyde
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Posted - 2005.03.17 22:24:00 -
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Wow! This offer is SO cool, wait until I tell all my friends that I got BPc's for mining crystals for only "Fourteen Hundred Thousand Isk" ________________________________________________ From deep in space where nobody hears my screams... Sometimes in fear, sometimes in anger, mostly just my singing style. |
Lord ofRedemption
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Posted - 2005.03.17 23:07:00 -
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My current target bores me even more then you . _____________
Retirement closing in .
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Starwolf
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Posted - 2005.03.17 23:22:00 -
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Sigh - SO let me get this straight, I fly to deadspace, kill 50 battleships, 150 Cruisers and 100 frigates, travel to 6 locations, including one that you refuse to believe exists, blow up a load of structures and generally cause mayhem with the Guristas fleet, but you only want to give me a bonus if I complete this in 45 minutes?
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de Terre
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Posted - 2005.03.18 01:42:00 -
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"No habla ingles."
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Arcticblue2
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Posted - 2005.03.18 06:57:00 -
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Edited by: Arcticblue2 on 18/03/2005 06:57:52 144. Bend over and I'll show you where to stuff that mission.
---------------------------------------------- "When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I felt as a child, I thought as a child: now that I am become a man, I have put away childish things." 1 cor. 13:11 |
Sadist
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Posted - 2005.03.18 07:13:00 -
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145. Lets see you get a butterfly effect when i punch you in the face with a scordite mining crystal. 146. If i hear a word starting with "extra" or ending with "ganza" you'd better hope you have one of those high-tech small arms i've brought you. 147. You want me to deliver containers from 4 different systems to another 4 systems, knowing that each system has 333666 of those lying around in each station? 148. Looks like the only useful application for this 125mm caldari navy rail gun is to blast your head to bits. Oh wait, you're an NPC. 149. Next time you sneek a deadspace complex with a serpentis army into a 0.9 system, maybe you could also ASK one of them to bring those 240 soothsayers you so desperately need? 150. You had better hope that today is april 1st. 151. The Federal Intelligence has let some serpentis spies infiltrate a 1.0 system? Third time this day? Are you sure you're working for the good guys? 152. How's this for an offer, I'll give you a minute of your life for each LP you give me. 153. What exactly do you do around here when im not talking to you? 154. Lets see YOU avoid a nerf bat. _______________________________________________
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Jantje Smit
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Posted - 2005.03.18 12:19:00 -
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155. I have to kill an informant again ? Which moron gave you a job in internal security ?
156. Let's get this straight, if a girl has to be "rescued" 10 times a week from a brothel it's not a damsel but a prostitute.
157. I don't give a flying **** wether those miners are harressed by rogue drones or not. Let them take care of their own problems for a change
158. Well, it cost me just 2 ships and 2 weeks to get one of those special minmatar tags. So 160000 isk sounds very reasonable for 200 of them
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Hella May
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Posted - 2005.03.18 13:35:00 -
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Edited by: Hella May on 18/03/2005 13:35:11 159. Are you single? 160. How many damsels have been kidnapped this week? 161. I killed him 5 times last week
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3GG H34D
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Posted - 2005.03.18 17:17:00 -
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162. F*** you and your f***ing ghey missions, im going to yulai on the **** with that quaff ultra i aint gunna give ya ---------------------------------------------- Think u know 1337?, you dont know nuffink!
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Samantha Pumpkin
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Posted - 2005.03.18 17:50:00 -
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I was thinking about doing missions instead of mining but after reading this I'm not so sure.
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Azmodaus
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Posted - 2005.03.18 18:26:00 -
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163. "Haul your own garbage you ho!!!"
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Macca
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Posted - 2005.03.18 19:01:00 -
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164. How about I shove a broom up my arse and sweep up the floor while im at it? --------
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Ishen Villone
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Posted - 2005.03.19 07:46:00 -
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You want me to do whatin 45 minutes!?
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Nick Parker
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Posted - 2005.03.19 08:17:00 -
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165. Yeah Stand right their Next to the Airlock. ((Looks for red button))
166. I hate you.
167. Look A$$hat, I've slaughtered the Guristas 36 Times this week. 168. Why don't you throw those Flipping Metal scraps in the refinery and give me something useful.
169. WHy are you wanting me to do this?
170. You want me to Give you My First Born Child, 68 Homeless, and a 12 pack of Quafe for a Shield Relay??!!
171. Can I kill you?
172. WTF am I going to do with 17 Condors? Open up a used ship lot?
And my Personal Favorite one 173. Die F**KSTICK!!!
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splattercat
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Posted - 2005.03.19 12:10:00 -
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174---Did i every tell you i think you like men?
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throbbinnoggin
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Posted - 2005.03.19 15:35:00 -
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175. Are you talking to me?...are you talking to me!?!
Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. 'Abraham Lincoln'
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Guevera
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Posted - 2005.03.19 16:02:00 -
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176. Save his career?? Pfft! He's gettin' outsourced to Pure Blind anyway. 177. Some Damsel. She does her best work in vacuum. 178. Basic cargo expanders? Craptacular!
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Talos Munjab
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Posted - 2005.03.19 22:31:00 -
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179. You DO know that my slaves are swiming in toxic waste, why do you think i need more 180. You wnat how much for this BIG HUGE MASSSIVE 150mm autocanon? 181. get out of town... plz.. no relly.. 182. hmmmm let me think NO 183. Wow this implant looks cool what is it? 184. no really what is it? 185. dont make me hurt you.
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Zan Esu
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Posted - 2005.03.20 14:24:00 -
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186. Why are you making me haul these viral agents again? You know my immune system sucks. 187. The next time you even think about sending homeless with me you better pack them a lunch. 188. If I could have 1 isk for every useless cargo container you gave me, you'd be in bankruptcy. 189. If I transport this wine to you, will you promise to be stay sober? I'd really hate to see 1000 units consumed again at this small party. 190. What do I look like a fortress on wheels?
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fairimear
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Posted - 2005.03.20 15:29:00 -
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191. why can't i kill the corupted Concord guys who let the sansha past the 15 jumps between here and 0.0 in the first place.
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Marruni
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Posted - 2005.03.20 16:35:00 -
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Originally by: Starwolf Sigh - SO let me get this straight, I fly to deadspace, kill 50 battleships, 150 Cruisers and 100 frigates, travel to 6 locations, including one that you refuse to believe exists, blow up a load of structures and generally cause mayhem with the Guristas fleet, but you only want to give me a bonus if I complete this in 45 minutes?
Sooo True Marruni
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Holi
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Posted - 2005.03.20 22:24:00 -
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192.) If you call me a lady once more, I'll throw you out the airlock!
-- Holi
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Haratu
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Posted - 2005.03.21 02:17:00 -
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Edited by: Haratu on 21/03/2005 02:27:31 192. "Didn't you just ask me to move those items 10 jumps away? Why do you want them back?"
193. "I am volunteering myself to act as psycological counsellor for diplomats daughters... it appears they need it."
194. "Gee, thats a nice offer. And this item is useful to whom?"
195. "Do you like sending me into traps? Or is it just your way of saying 'get lost'."
196. "Surely it would cost less if you did it yourself."
197. "Why can't you ask the 15 Amarr Navy guys and 10 CONCORD guys hanging out at the jumpgate to do this? They are getting paid for it anyway."
198. "With all these deadspace locations sitting around I gotta ask...Who owns this system anyway?"
199. "You want me to commit suicide and you get angry at me when I don't do it? Why dont you jump out an airlock then we will see how you feel."
200. (I had to get it!) "With all the slaves you are giving me, surely you could train some to fly these suicidal missions instead of me."
I roleplay... there is this computer game called "Earth - The First Genesis" where i play a character in the early 21st century. |
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