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Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.18 00:54:00 -
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Originally by: Skorpynekomimi It'd probably be insignificant, especially compared to the movement produced by his motions. And, frankly, if he's just floating there in a big open space in zero-g, and wants to get somewhere by the power of his ****, he should just take a leak. With proper bladder control, he could probably get up to a decent rate of speed.
You must be new here, that's gross. Plus we trying to envision the most awesome snowglobe ever
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Tom Peeping
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Posted - 2011.02.18 02:15:00 -
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Originally by: Captain McAwesomepants
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer I believe this requires further research. Would it be possible to create a spacecraft powered entirely by manly emissions of this nature?
I believe it could be entirely possible, however the temperatures the engine(engineers?) would have to confront would require tricky design to get around. One could name such a craft the Lovecraft. I belive concept art needs to be drawn up asap.
Tough to get recruits... sticking your wang into deep space? Sounds like it'd be a bunch of bees who lose their stinger after a single use. Personally I prefer the multi-use approach... but hey! if it floats your boat!
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.18 03:52:00 -
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Anyone who won't stick their wang out into space shouldn't be playing Eve
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Saithe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.18 04:08:00 -
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Originally by: Alotta Baggage Anyone who won't stick their wang out into space shouldn't be playing Eve
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Larkonis Trassler
NibbleTek Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.02.18 11:18:00 -
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Originally by: Alotta Baggage Anyone who won't stick their wang out into space shouldn't be playing Eve
Indeed. Imagine the positive effects of such extreme negative pressure. No need for expensive surgery, dodgy pills or Scandinavian torture implements. A career in space exploration is perfect for the man with a little man.
Trolls and Tribulations: Musings of a Spaceship Politician |
Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.18 12:00:00 -
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forget API keys, this is the way to recruit. ---
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Chinwe Rhei
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2011.02.18 12:58:00 -
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Edited by: Chinwe Rhei on 18/02/2011 12:58:44 You need to use the Tsiolkovsky rocket equation in this case:
Delta V = Effective Velocity * ln(Initial Mass / Final Mass)
So you need the mass of erm.. "stuff" you eject and the total mass of the astronaut, and the average velocity of that reaction mass as it leaves the body.
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr Omni Industrial Coalition Crooked Cross
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Posted - 2011.02.18 13:14:00 -
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It's something to see so many people coming to an answer to this question.
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Hero of Canton
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Posted - 2011.02.18 22:50:00 -
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Well, we gotta come to some conclusion.
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Triple Entendre
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.18 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Originally by: Alotta Baggage Anyone who won't stick their wang out into space shouldn't be playing Eve
Indeed. Imagine the positive effects of such extreme negative pressure. No need for expensive surgery, dodgy pills or Scandinavian torture implements. A career in space exploration is perfect for the man with a little man.
Plus all we need to do is tell drunk uni students that space is a vacuum. Naturally, they'll assume that much like the cleaning equipment of the same name, that sucking will at some point be involved.
Note that this probably won't work with physics or engineering degree students. I'm betting art or biology will be best for finding the clueless. YMMV.
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.19 03:00:00 -
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Originally by: Triple Entendre
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Originally by: Alotta Baggage Anyone who won't stick their wang out into space shouldn't be playing Eve
Indeed. Imagine the positive effects of such extreme negative pressure. No need for expensive surgery, dodgy pills or Scandinavian torture implements. A career in space exploration is perfect for the man with a little man.
Plus all we need to do is tell drunk uni students that space is a vacuum. Naturally, they'll assume that much like the cleaning equipment of the same name, that sucking will at some point be involved.
Note that this probably won't work with physics or engineering degree students. I'm betting art or biology will be best for finding the clueless. YMMV.
Then there are those of us that just want to be cool
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.19 13:09:00 -
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I'll do it for an ISK ---
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Kelchu Bizkack
Excessive Verbosity
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Posted - 2011.02.19 21:22:00 -
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Originally by: Captain McAwesomepants I belive concept art needs to be drawn up asap.
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Sjugar
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Posted - 2011.02.22 10:59:00 -
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I think most posts are off-topic because eve-space is not a vacuum more of a liquid, a cold one that is.
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Kizz Amarr
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.22 11:48:00 -
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I often wondered, with Supermans incredible unstoppable strength, if he got it together with Lois Lane, and they, you know, played deeply, would his ejaculate delivery blow Lois's head clean off?
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Kylira Ulfrinn
Blackstaff Logistics
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Posted - 2011.02.22 12:03:00 -
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This ship would have the sh*ttiest cap recharge rate ever.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.22 12:18:00 -
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Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn This ship would have the sh*ttiest cap recharge rate ever.
Speak for yourself, not everyone has the same fit. -
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Kylira Ulfrinn
Blackstaff Logistics
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Posted - 2011.02.22 12:21:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn This ship would have the sh*ttiest cap recharge rate ever.
Speak for yourself, not everyone has the same fit.
just fit a full rack of women in the lows, tbqh
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.22 12:23:00 -
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Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn This ship would have the sh*ttiest cap recharge rate ever.
Speak for yourself, not everyone has the same fit.
just fit a full rack of women in the lows, tbqh
..and then hull tank? -
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Kylira Ulfrinn
Blackstaff Logistics
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Posted - 2011.02.22 13:51:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn This ship would have the sh*ttiest cap recharge rate ever.
Speak for yourself, not everyone has the same fit.
just fit a full rack of women in the lows, tbqh
..and then hull tank?
With a full rack of women? You won't have enough isk left to even hull tank.
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr Omni Industrial Coalition Crooked Cross
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Posted - 2011.02.22 14:29:00 -
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Back in my day ships had to conserve space and power. We didn't bother having bathrooms on the ships, they wasted space and resources! We just opened the airlock and did our business into the cold vacuum of space AND WE LIKED IT! Built character and made us men. You kids with your fancy toilets and stuff...
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.22 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn With a full rack of women? You won't have enough isk left to even hull tank.
I robbed Lady Spank, am loaded. -
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Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.02.22 23:07:00 -
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Originally by: Ingvar Angst It's something to see so many people coming to an answer to this question.
Unfortunately, the thread reached a climax only a few posts in and performance has been degrading rapidly ever since. Various C&P regulars were quoted as saying "We swear this never happens to us, it must be the cold medicine." ---- Blog: My Loot, Your Tears |
fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.02.23 00:46:00 -
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a quarter of a fraction of the time it takes your mom to take off her paintsuti
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Soldarius
Caldari Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.02.23 04:49:00 -
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Came to this thread expecting to be entertained. Left satisfied.
Originally by: CCP Shadow ...I cannot guarantee (my) sobriety or decency.
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Saithe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.23 04:51:00 -
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WHERE IS THE CONCEPT ART
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The Crushah
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.02.23 05:52:00 -
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Edited by: The Crushah on 23/02/2011 05:53:09 I think we are neglecting the critical component of sustainability pertaining to deep space travel. Deep Space Spermatozoan Engines (DSSE) at the current level of technology are only useful for a few seconds. I suggest we write a grant to NASA looking for ways to increase the "output" of DSSE's through biochemical and other means.
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ry ry
Galactic Shipyards Inc Huzzah Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.23 12:33:00 -
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This thread left a nasty taste in my mouth :(
sure, it's got some spunky posters but there is too much ego stroking to get to grips with the meat of the problem.
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr Omni Industrial Coalition Crooked Cross
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Posted - 2011.02.23 12:52:00 -
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Well, it's easy to see men get carried away when the topic heads in this direction. Maybe this thread should roll over and fall asleep now.
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fanaka
Fallen Angel's
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:15:00 -
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I have an embarrassing tendency to flatulate on ejection of my sticky love yogurt, although a stealthily applied finger usually does the trick |
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