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Saithe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:07:00 -
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Edited by: Saithe on 16/02/2011 22:08:27 If an astronaut has a 'pleasure session' in Zero-G (Deep Zero G with no nearby celestial objects), how far and at what rate of speed would the astronaut travel?
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:08:00 -
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I'd tell you the answer if I just stopped spinnin' around. -
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Dian'h Might
Minmatar Cash and Cargo Liberators Incorporated
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:11:00 -
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It would all depend on the mass and velocity of the "reaction mass" in relation to the mass and velocity of the astronaut. Should be pretty simple physics, I bet you could google a calculator for it. - - - Dian'h Might - C&Ps resident "internet kleptomaniac" |
Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:15:00 -
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Hello C&P. Having just discussed this in the C&P channel in game (a totally cool place to hang out) we came to the conclusion that the astronaut would be propelled at approximately 1mm/s.
The science:
The average volume of ejaculate is around 5ml projected outwards at a velocity of 12.4444 (repeating of course)m/s. Assuming a density of 1g/ml this would give a momentum of around 0.062222N.
Now. Newton tells us that every action has an equal and opposite reaction what is the recoil from this particularly fleshy gun?
Assuming our astronaut weighs around 65kg this act would produce enough thrust to propel him to a speed of 0.062222/65=0.000957 m/s. Let's just round it up to 1mm/s.
I believe this requires further research. Would it be possible to create a spacecraft powered entirely by manly emissions of this nature?
Trolls and Tribulations: Musings of a Spaceship Politician |
Captain McAwesomepants
Hull Tanking Elitists
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:23:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer I believe this requires further research. Would it be possible to create a spacecraft powered entirely by manly emissions of this nature?
I believe it could be entirely possible, however the temperatures the engine(engineers?) would have to confront would require tricky design to get around. One could name such a craft the Lovecraft. I belive concept art needs to be drawn up asap. |
antalz
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:25:00 -
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Obviously the astronaut would get a nonzero velocity opposite to the direction in which he ejaculates. Simply use conservation of momentum:
M1*V1 + M2*V2 = 0
That is to say, the net momentum after the ejaculation event has to be the same as the total momentum before, here taken as 0. Nonzero initial momentum only matters near relativistic velocity relative to whichever reference frame you choose.
Using this simple formula though, one must remember that the total mass of the ejaculate is removed from the the total mass of the astronaut. For instance, suppose an 80kg astronaut has a 3 gram ejaculation at a velocity of 2 m/s. The total momentum of the ejaculate is 0.006 kg*m/s. This must be devided by the end mass of the astronaut, 79.997 gram, getting a total velocity of 7,5003 E -5 m/s.
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Ralagina
Caldari Vivicide
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:26:00 -
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Edited by: Ralagina on 16/02/2011 22:27:32 F=MA
it'd depend on the mass of the ejaculation and the speed at which it came out, but in a perfect vacuum, baring outside intervention or forces, he could continue indefinitely, albeit slowly. --
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Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:28:00 -
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Originally by: Captain McAwesomepants
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer I believe this requires further research. Would it be possible to create a spacecraft powered entirely by manly emissions of this nature?
I believe it could be entirely possible, however the temperatures the engine(engineers?) would have to confront would require tricky design to get around. One could name such a craft the Lovecraft. I belive concept art needs to be drawn up asap.
A simple solution. Our intrepid astronaut is strapped with his back firmly to the front bulkhead. As his projectile is fired it leisurely enters an airlock at the rear of the spacecraft. The airlock cycles as the package floats through it and is ejected safely into space.
Trolls and Tribulations: Musings of a Spaceship Politician |
Dian'h Might
Minmatar Cash and Cargo Liberators Incorporated
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: Captain McAwesomepants however the temperatures the engine(engineers?) would have to confront would require tricky design to get around.
Probably not the temperatures (a vacuum is actually p. good insulation) so much as the lack of atmosphere that would cause issues. - - - Dian'h Might - C&Ps resident "internet kleptomaniac" |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard Revival Of The Talocan Empire
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: Captain McAwesomepants
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer One could name such a craft the Lovecraft. I belive concept art needs to be drawn up asap.
Considering the subject matter, that name is disturbingly appropriate on so many levels.
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:32:00 -
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What a load of toss.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: Frau Klaps What a load of toss.
Nopes, it's a load of something totally different. -
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Ralagina
Caldari Vivicide
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: Frau Klaps What a load of toss.
*giggle* --
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.02.16 23:12:00 -
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Is this what we're reduced to?
Originally by: Infinity Ziona
Your avatar makes me want to follow you to a rural farmstead, give you all my worldly goods and call you The Aiwha.
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Saithe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.16 23:38:00 -
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Assume the male 'pleasure popper' pops off at 28 miles per hour, just to factor the additional information the aforementioned equation
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Captain McAwesomepants
Hull Tanking Elitists
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Posted - 2011.02.16 23:42:00 -
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What if we were to add females with the appropriate ability and skillset into the equation? Would we be able to propel the Lovecraft twice as fast? How effective would this be compared to male propulsion systems?
I believe we need a woman and/or "woman" to comment on this quandry for us. |
Triple Entendre
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.17 00:06:00 -
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Originally by: Aiwha Is this what we're reduced to?
Reduced...Or elevated?
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.17 00:19:00 -
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I have to point out that males have a better system for choosing the proper vector for propulsion.
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
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Posted - 2011.02.17 00:20:00 -
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Originally by: Triple Entendre elevated?
Much like my blood pressure. If you catch my drift.
Trolls and Tribulations: Musings of a Spaceship Politician |
Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.17 00:25:00 -
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Hope this thread is about what I think it's about, I'm very confused
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Grace Wing
Gallente Duane Barry Fan Club
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Posted - 2011.02.17 02:59:00 -
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If two astronauts did a meatspin in space, would the meat keep spinning even after the act was over?
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Legolas Greenleaf
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Posted - 2011.02.17 04:00:00 -
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This is literally the best thread on C&P in a long time.
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.17 05:52:00 -
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Originally by: Grace Wing If two astronauts did a meatspin in space, would the meat keep spinning even after the act was over?
Depends on whether or not another meat acted on the spin
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2011.02.17 05:55:00 -
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Originally by: Saithe Edited by: Saithe on 16/02/2011 22:08:27 If an astronaut has a 'pleasure session' in Zero-G (Deep Zero G with no nearby celestial objects), how far and at what rate of speed would the astronaut travel?
The answer is 0 cause he'd be instantly frozen dead with no spacesuit on and exposed to stelar radition dumbass
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Tao Haemon
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Posted - 2011.02.17 09:06:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer ...I believe this requires further research.
Sounds like a (hand) job for the Pen Island crew
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Triple Entendre
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.17 22:00:00 -
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Originally by: Alotta Baggage
Originally by: Grace Wing If two astronauts did a meatspin in space, would the meat keep spinning even after the act was over?
Depends on whether or not another meat acted on the spin
YOU KEEP YOUR HELICOPTER FENCING SHENANIGANS OUT OF THIS SCIENTIFIC DISCUSSION!
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Millie Clode
Amarr Insert Cool Name Here
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Posted - 2011.02.17 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer Assuming a density of 1g/ml
Unless the ejaculate is pure water, then that's a poor assumption.
Or maybe freefall has that effect on men? :P ---------- Who, me? |
Hero of Canton
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Posted - 2011.02.17 23:12:00 -
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I am skeptical that any activity in space that involves spanking and monkeys will have a noticeable effect on one's velocity.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.02.17 23:17:00 -
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Also.
Inertia. It matters.
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Skorpynekomimi
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.02.18 00:13:00 -
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It'd probably be insignificant, especially compared to the movement produced by his motions. And, frankly, if he's just floating there in a big open space in zero-g, and wants to get somewhere by the power of his ****, he should just take a leak. With proper bladder control, he could probably get up to a decent rate of speed.
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