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Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.08.16 01:55:00 -
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Pretty mean thread but deal with it.
What are the most fail people you've met in the game so far? Don't name them, just post what they did for lols. They can even be yourself, if it was you make sure you mention it so we can make fun of you. .
Here mine:
There was this guy in one of my horrible previous corps that insisted on fitting a cloak on his merlin. The "fitting experts" of the corp told him that it wasn't a good idea, he kept saying he would change it but he never did.
During a wardec I realized why he always fit this cloak on the ship. When a fight ensued, he would cloak up instantly... If we were winning the fight he would uncloak and begin to shoot, if he thought we were going to lose (basically any fight that wasn't a 100% win) he would stay cloaked and try to slowboat away far enough from the battle to warp away later. At one point he told another member to "stop flying that way, you are going to decloak me."
I still hate him with all my guts to this day. |
LilRemmy
Synaptic Void AAA Citizens
11
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Posted - 2012.08.16 01:56:00 -
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You |
James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation RAZOR Alliance
501
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Posted - 2012.08.16 01:57:00 -
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When I was a noob, I can flipped a guy's Iteron and he aggressed me. I destroyed it. He was raging at me in local, so I docked up in my T1 frigate for 15 minutes waiting out the timer. I undocked and he was waiting for me in his Ishkur, and proceeded to get himself Concorded trying to attack me. EVE's 4th of July Fireworks |
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
77
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Posted - 2012.08.16 01:58:00 -
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1. I've never met you ingame. nice fail.
2. You mad I made fun of you for being a blob-bear? |
Dennis Gregs
The Scope Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:05:00 -
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James Amril-Kesh wrote:When I was a noob, I can flipped a guy's Iteron and he aggressed me. I destroyed it. He was raging at me in local, so I docked up in my T1 frigate for 15 minutes waiting out the timer. I undocked and he was waiting for me in his Ishkur, and proceeded to get himself Concorded trying to attack me.
That guy must have had zero dignity if he didn't ragequit afterward. |
James 315
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
2395
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:12:00 -
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The true fail players are those with poor sportsmanship, or I guess you would say "gamesmanship." Unlike game mechanics, that's something you don't pick up over time.
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Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
80
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:14:00 -
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James 315 wrote:The true fail players are those with poor sportsmanship, or I guess you would say "gamesmanship." Unlike game mechanics, that's something you don't pick up over time.
What about poor sportsmanship and poor gameplay?
Thats like a double whammy.
Like a guy thats terrible at the game then rages and yells obscenities when he dies to concord.. |
Majic Pony Love
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
18
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:18:00 -
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x Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom |
Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2289
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:20:00 -
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This one FC who keeps primarying rifters... TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |
MeBiatch
Republic University Minmatar Republic
516
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:22:00 -
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me! Ok, so you've corrected my spelling,do you care to make a valid point? -áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |
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Jonah Gravenstein
740
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:30:00 -
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^^ him, and by their own admission, the entirety of the CFC War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Raubrey
KBEAR LOGIC
27
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:32:00 -
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There is a difference between fail people (who make themselves known all too often) and fail players.
I think you mean fail players, given the example.
I propose that the most fail players left and never put forth much effort in EvE.
"No comment," on fail people. though.
<><><>-á-á-á-á Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.-á-á-á <><><> |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1841
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:42:00 -
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Raubrey wrote:There is a difference between fail people (who make themselves known all too often) and fail players.
I think you mean fail players, given the example.
I propose that the most fail players left and never put forth much effort in EvE.
"No comment," on fail people. though.
I'm still here |
malcovas Henderson
Smoking Minerals Syndicate Cannabis Legionis
137
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:44:00 -
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I was busy ratting in syndicate in my Drake, when a rifter jumped in. The chances of him hitting the bubble at another gate was high, so I proceded to dock up to change into a Thrasher. Undocked and warped to the bubbled gate. HA!. Sure enough, the noob was in the bubble. I locked my target, pressed guns, pressed web, pressed scrambler, and awaited the obvious outcome. Nothing happened. I looked to see if my modules were on. To my utter total dismay. My gaze fell upon 6 Salvagers and 1 tractor beam. I had mistakingly pulled out my salvage Thrasher. I beefed myself up in local, saying that it was his lucky day. As he was young and a newb I had decided to let him go. giving the usual Advice about not warping gate to gate.
o7 |
Raubrey
KBEAR LOGIC
27
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:45:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Raubrey wrote:There is a difference between fail people (who make themselves known all too often) and fail players.
I think you mean fail players, given the example.
I propose that the most fail players left and never put forth much effort in EvE.
"No comment," on fail people. though.
I'm still here
Fail harder then. <><><>-á-á-á-á Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.-á-á-á <><><> |
Ptraci
3 R Corporation The Irukandji
584
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:45:00 -
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Came into this thread expecting posts about Cascade Imminent [FAIL]. Left disappointed. |
Gun Gal
Dark Club
78
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:48:00 -
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Diesel47 wrote:Pretty mean thread but deal with it. What are the most fail people you've met in the game so far? Don't name them, just post what they did for lols. They can even be yourself, if it was you make sure you mention it so we can make fun of you. . .
hmm, id have to say fail people like you, who think your so shyte hot you have the right to make fun of other people.
/shrug |
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
81
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:50:00 -
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malcovas Henderson wrote:I was busy ratting in syndicate in my Drake, when a rifter jumped in. The chances of him hitting the bubble at another gate was high, so I proceded to dock up to change into a Thrasher. Undocked and warped to the bubbled gate. HA!. Sure enough, the noob was in the bubble. I locked my target, pressed guns, pressed web, pressed scrambler, and awaited the obvious outcome. Nothing happened. I looked to see if my modules were on. To my utter total dismay. My gaze fell upon 6 Salvagers and 1 tractor beam. I had mistakingly pulled out my salvage Thrasher. I beefed myself up in local, saying that it was his lucky day. As he was young and a newb I had decided to let him go. giving the usual Advice about not warping gate to gate.
o7
Lmfao, did he fall for it? Or did he kill you?
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Velicitia
Open Designs
1075
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Posted - 2012.08.16 03:31:00 -
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this guy |
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Divine Power. Cascade Imminent
1491
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Posted - 2012.08.16 03:45:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Came into this thread expecting posts about Cascade Imminent [FAIL]. Left disappointed. stop kicking us out of your space m8 we were trying to help |
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Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
81
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Posted - 2012.08.16 03:52:00 -
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LOL that was beyond epic.
I look on EvE and sadly he is 0.7 again :(.
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Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
209
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Posted - 2012.08.16 03:56:00 -
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I got to feel pretty special when I got my destroyer blown up by some t1 minmatar frigate I'd never heard of. (breacher, maybe? something with a B) I made a high speed, low range brawler that couldn't catch frigs... |
Whiny McEmokid
State Protectorate Caldari State
17
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Posted - 2012.08.16 04:00:00 -
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oh cool a Fatal Ascension thread. |
Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
489
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Posted - 2012.08.16 04:05:00 -
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Does anyone remember EMO TJ? Post with your monkey. |
Mystic Lore Arcanium
Red-Five
26
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Posted - 2012.08.16 04:35:00 -
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In a few weeks I'm going to try for the "Fail" title, I have a plan too.
My goal is to lose as many fights as I can possibly get myself into. I'm training up an alt for this and I'll be flying badgers mostly, maybe a frigate or cruiser... any sort of cheap ship since I will need a lot of them. Then I'll fit them with oddball random stuff and venture out into lowsec or nullsec in search of gatecamps. If I find a descent gatecamp, I'll see how many times I can die to it before they just give up on me.
I figure if I can build up a good 3,000 - 5,000 lossmails without a single kill, I should be in the running for "EvE's Biggest Loser".
Should be great fun trying
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Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
81
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Posted - 2012.08.16 04:51:00 -
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Mystic Lore Arcanium wrote:In a few weeks I'm going to try for the "Fail" title, I have a plan too.
My goal is to lose as many fights as I can possibly get myself into. I'm training up an alt for this and I'll be flying badgers mostly, maybe a frigate or cruiser... any sort of cheap ship since I will need a lot of them. Then I'll fit them with oddball random stuff and venture out into lowsec or nullsec in search of gatecamps. If I find a descent gatecamp, I'll see how many times I can die to it before they just give up on me.
I figure if I can build up a good 3,000 - 5,000 lossmails without a single kill, I should be in the running for "EvE's Biggest Loser".
Should be great fun trying
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If you are failing on purpose it doesn't count.
Keep us posted on the progress though. |
Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises Purpose Built
1228
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Posted - 2012.08.16 05:11:00 -
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Me. No matter how I try, even with tried and true fits, I lose every fight, even on Sisi. I just suck at PvP combat.
I am good at stealing drops from warring parties at undocks, though the changes to the UI made that harder. |
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
81
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Posted - 2012.08.16 05:22:00 -
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Corina Jarr wrote:Me. No matter how I try, even with tried and true fits, I lose every fight, even on Sisi. I just suck at PvP combat.
I am good at stealing drops from warring parties at undocks, though the changes to the UI made that harder.
Remember you need the strongest implants, drugs, and booster alts to be competitive on SiSi. |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
760
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Posted - 2012.08.16 05:29:00 -
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James 315 wrote:The true fail players are those with poor sportsmanship, or I guess you would say "gamesmanship." Unlike game mechanics, that's something you don't pick up over time.
I'm surprised you didn't say "highsec miners". |
Maxpie
Metaphysical Utopian Society Explorations
179
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Posted - 2012.08.16 05:35:00 -
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1. When I was a young noob our corp had a wardec. Enemy was camping me at a station. I left the computer on and went to the mall for a few hours. When I came back, he was still camping me. I opened a convo and found he had been sitting there the whole time. Lots of awesome tears.
2. Goofing around with a Mammoth, I put a tank on it and let some guys canflip me. One guy was in a shuttle bumping me, the other was in a force recon. The battle went on for about a half hour, but he couldn't break my tank, resulting in much scorn and ridicule by the locals and eventually him apologizing in embarrassment. |
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