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Velocity Prime
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.08.01 20:53:00 -
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Edited by: Velocity Prime on 01/08/2009 20:54:38
TLDR version: HAHA
The other day, I opened up my EVE mail and found a little note from gehwesij, CEO of Gehwesi Labs. He was concerned about some disturbing actions by one of our corp members, and looking for a little justice from the perpetrator's CEO. Zeridox, a new member of Suddenly Ninjas, had acted wrongly. He had infiltrated somone's mission and began salvaging the wrecks!
The EVE Mail was as follows:
2009.07.28 19:44 you may want 2 deal with you members that invade mission area and rat wrecks that belong 2 people they dont know, aka Zeridox
Cryptic, I know, but the message is loud and clear. This man is not happy.
My response:
I understand that one of our members has recently wronged you or one of your members. I know that this can be frustrating, and I'll make sure that things are taken care of. I'd like to get a detailed account from you of what happened first though so I have a better understanding of the situation, and will be better prepared when dealing with the offender. Get me the details ASAP, and you can rest assured that this will be dealt with.
Fly safe,
Velocity Prime
The next day I got a response and the saga continues...
2009.07.29 05:42 i dont apreciate people invadeing my mission area's, and stealing my mission area wrecks and loot, like Zeridox did witch can cost a person the compleation of a mission and there standings with that agent and there npc corp/race
That EVE Mail was quickly followed up by another.
2009.07.29 05:46 i forgot to mention that they invaded my mission area befor i even finished the 2nd of 3 area's on an active incompleate mission and stole at least 3wrecks and a structure with hundreds of thousands of isk potential not 2 mention any implants that could have been goten from the structier they stole while i was dealing with rats n final area
My reply:
It is indeed unfortunate to be caught on the receiving end of a ninja salvager, as I'm sure you know. Thank you for coming to me with this, and for your continued cooperation in getting this all sorted out.
Thanks to efforts on your part, Zeridox's actions will not go unrecognized. We have designed a corp medal in his honor, to which he will be the first recipient. "Scourge of the Carebear" - Awarded for acts directly responsible for causing a carebear CEO to evemail a TEARS CEO a letter of complaint in regards to ninja activity.
Thanks again for your participation in helping TEARS and Suddenly Ninjas recognize a hero. Let us know if we can be of assistance to you in the future.
Velocity Prime CEO Tear Extraction and Reclamation Service CEO Suddenly Ninjas
Apparently he never actually looked into what it is that we do, but a good bit of fun to be sure. No response from gehwesij yet. I guess he feels a bit dumb.
Congrats on the award, Zeridox!
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Bibbleibble
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Posted - 2009.08.01 20:55:00 -
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Its threads like this that make me glad I've started training a ninja salvager alt. ________________________________________________ For changes to Minmatar Battleships click here (Now with added summary!) |
Kumq uat
Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.01 20:57:00 -
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A corp made a medal after me once. It is called the Kumquat Medal of Meddling. For actions becoming of the Hebrew Hammer/The Jewish Chuck Norris himself.
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Jonny 101
Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.08.01 21:00:00 -
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My medals make all of your medals look like verone's medals, and that's pretty bad nubs.
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Toxif
Minmatar First Slave Corporation
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Posted - 2009.08.01 21:08:00 -
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Congratulations, Zeridox! You are a beacon in the dark, furry wilderness that is the world of carebears. ____________________________________________________________
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Argo Nix
Minmatar Ars Technica
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Posted - 2009.08.01 21:14:00 -
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posting in a my medals are better than your medals thread --------------- Argo Nix CEO - Ars Technica Providing High Quality Capital BPC Packs Ars Technica - Capital BPC Shop |
g0ggalor
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Posted - 2009.08.01 22:29:00 -
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Awesome. Simply awesome.
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Cyrrus Ex
Gallente Mercurialis Inc. Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.08.01 22:42:00 -
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Cool. These Ninjas provide good stories around here.
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Raven Eleashia
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.08.02 00:14:00 -
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that was good
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Friggz
Dirt Nap Squad
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Posted - 2009.08.02 03:41:00 -
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Its always good to recognize excellence in any field.
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Forranz
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2009.08.02 06:07:00 -
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You are a god among salvage.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.08.02 11:59:00 -
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Hi velocity that was a funny story. My ceo has had to reply to some unfortunates that took a disliking to my conduct too. People are so mean as to try to get me kicked from my own corp.
Also I awarded kum quats alt some medal for being a pro 'ship toaster; guess it was destined for his main ~_~
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.02 13:10:00 -
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I give out ISK prizes.. I feel its better than something shiny..
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.08.02 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin I give out ISK prizes.. I feel its better than something shiny..
Isk makes my eyes shiny.. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Frobos
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Posted - 2009.08.02 16:40:00 -
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Originally by: Argo Nix posting in a my medals are better than your medals thread
At least I get to tag along with all of the Hairdressers and Telephone Sanitizers!
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Velocity Prime
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.08.02 19:15:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Hi velocity that was a funny story. My ceo has had to reply to some unfortunates that took a disliking to my conduct too. People are so mean as to try to get me kicked from my own corp.
I hope your CEO wasn't too mad at you. If you get booted out, just wardec 'em.
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.02 19:42:00 -
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I too am very concerned about this "ninja salvaging".
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