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Rainus Max
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
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Posted - 2009.05.04 00:24:00 -
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I was bored today so I was poking around on EvE Files and found this, Ive also bumped into the black obelisk in the past. This got me thinking are there any other Easter eggs out there?
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Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.04 00:36:00 -
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Edited by: Quantar Raalsken on 04/05/2009 00:36:15 the device, the smiling ishtar/vexor and, the random sign
those are just off the top of my head
ninja edit: and the descriptions for thermodynamics skill and hull tanking cert ======= Homeworld Hamachi Network
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Doc Oxley
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Posted - 2009.05.04 01:34:00 -
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Theres a "watch out for the sign" sign somewhere around feyth/catch I don't recall specifically where.
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente A Pretty Pony Princess General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.04 02:15:00 -
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The device
Description "This is a thing, it does stuff" And to finish, thank you for reading my sig -------------------------------------------------- If you are still reading i would probably hav posted by now |
Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.04 02:17:00 -
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Edited by: Quantar Raalsken on 04/05/2009 02:17:41 o ya and this: donut
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ISHKUR MASTER
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.04 02:19:00 -
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Originally by: Doc Oxley Theres a "watch out for the sign" sign somewhere around feyth/catch I don't recall specifically where.
There's one of them in an escalation I found the other day
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Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2009.05.04 02:33:00 -
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Honest to god, this is a system message I once received.
Quote: Dear players Please do not use the market or pretty much do anything until the server is back up. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience and we appreciate your patience.
Posts by Ruze Ahkor'Murkon and Ruze |
David Caldera
Gallente Strix Armaments and Defence
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Posted - 2009.05.04 05:26:00 -
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One of the funniest messages in my opinion. David Caldera |
leboe
Dark Star Cartel Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2009.05.04 05:36:00 -
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if you hold down CTRL and type quafe, you get a special gift in your clone hanger
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21 Salvager
Minmatar Moons of Pluto Space Exploration and Logistic Services
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Posted - 2009.05.04 06:11:00 -
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Originally by: leboe 'Damage Control II is already DamageControl'
From my logs just from yesterday:
Quote: (notify) 'Malkuth' Heavy Missile Launcher I is already useMissiles. (notify) Mining Foreman Link - Laser Optimization is already gangGasHarvesterAndIceHarvesterAndMiningLaserDurationBonus.
----- I'm a collector! Want to trade? See my Collection List and contact me. |
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Wet Ferret
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Posted - 2009.05.04 06:14:00 -
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Originally by: 21 Salvager
Originally by: leboe 'Damage Control II is already DamageControl'
From my logs just from yesterday:
Quote: (notify) 'Malkuth' Heavy Missile Launcher I is already useMissiles. (notify) Mining Foreman Link - Laser Optimization is already gangGasHarvesterAndIceHarvesterAndMiningLaserDurationBonus.
I personally enjoy
Quote: Notify Invulnerability Field II is already modifyActiveShieldResonanceAndNullifyPassiveResonance.
Mmmm, resonance.
But, yeah. These forums seriously need some indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started. |
Aurevoir Connard
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Posted - 2009.05.04 15:28:00 -
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Originally by: leboe Edited by: leboe on 04/05/2009 05:38:02 if you hold down CTRL and type quafe, you get a special gift in your clone hanger
Everyone should try that one it is a real boost.
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Batolemaeus
Caldari Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.05.04 17:35:00 -
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Edited by: Batolemaeus on 04/05/2009 17:36:52 http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/batolemaeus/hull_tanking_cert.jpg http://go-dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/batolemaeus/incredible_hulk.png http://go-dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/batolemaeus/lookout.png ----------------------------------------------
Originally by: CCP Prism X In New Eden, EVE wins you.
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Zaerlorth Maelkor
The Maverick Navy Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.04 18:57:00 -
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There are also some very weird books you can find in archeology sites, don't remember their titles though. ==================================================
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.05.04 19:12:00 -
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I'm surprised NOL-M9 doesn't have the description "Now taking reservations" to be honest. ______________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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Batolemaeus
Caldari Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.05.04 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Zaerlorth Maelkor There are also some very weird books you can find in archeology sites, don't remember their titles though.
"Me, Myself and Plunder" - "A harrowing tear-jerk tale of a pirate that succumbs to greed and gluttony. Have your handkerchief handy." "Pillaging 101" - "Contains detailed diagrams on what to loot and what to plunder. Mixups are so awkward. " "Divine Opium" - "Religion and Opium.What a strange notion. You wonder who could have thought of such a thing." (i personally like this one) "17 successful torture techniques" - "You can only wonder about the dedication in filtering the successful techniques from the unsuccessful ones." "Navigation for Dummies" - "Gives you the answers to all the important questions such as: Is starboard left or right?" "The Little Pirate That Could" - "Inspirational story if there ever was one. Fills every pirate wannabe with pride." "Swirling Color-Cards" - "You guess you have to be under heavy influence to be entertained by this." "Cold Turkey" - "From what little information you can garner the pirates seemed severely afraid of encountering cold turkeys and were researching ways to counter them. Why frozen poultry would frighten space pirates so is anybodies guess." "Free Sample" - "The first one is always free." "Flower Power Powder" - "Oddly smelling powder presumably used by pirates in some of their more exotic formulas." (AWESOME Item) "Speedometer" - "Just how drugged are you?" "Cartography: The Art of Treasure Map Making" - "X always marks the spot."
Oh, and i remember a bloodraider plex with human farms. The description went like this: "A Human Farm for farming humans" (It's two years ago that i ran that one..so don't know the exact description) ----------------------------------------------
Originally by: CCP Prism X In New Eden, EVE wins you.
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Haakelen
Gallente REUNI0N Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.05.04 19:57:00 -
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Region descriptions. Fountain and Syndicate in particular, IMO.
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Alora Venoda
GalTech Whiskey Creek Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.04 20:41:00 -
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select a planet and hit orbit button. "You can't do that with a planet."
~~~~~ Remember, EVE is a sandbox and other MMOs are rock gardens. Pretty rocks can be collected, but collecting sand is pointless. Instead build a sandcastle and keep it from being knocked down. |
TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.05.04 20:46:00 -
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EC-P8R description.
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DmitryEKT
AMMO INC
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Posted - 2009.05.04 21:31:00 -
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Dead End p5 m5. Some obelisk thing. It's full of stars.
Quote: if i ever see a gang with a blackbird, vigil, nighthawk and a suspicious looking curse i'm getting the hell outta there
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Kiri Serrensun
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Posted - 2009.05.04 22:28:00 -
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Edited by: Kiri Serrensun on 04/05/2009 22:31:47 Edited by: Kiri Serrensun on 04/05/2009 22:29:07
Originally by: Batolemaeus
"Cartography: The Art of Treasure Map Making" - "X always marks the spot."
I got that one, asked around in case it was some sort of clue to hidden riches.
Originally by: Haakelen Region descriptions. Fountain and Syndicate in particular, IMO.
Those were wonderful little mood-setters, especially the creepy nursery rhyme for Delve ("Bloody Omar ran away / Far from the light of day...."), the series of letters from Sansha's Nation for Paragon Soul ("Heloise, my love....") or the Jove region ("Children, leave us be.")
For some reason, I can't seem to get them any more since Apocrypha, which is a real pity.
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Haakelen
Gallente REUNI0N Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.05.04 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: Batolemaeus "Me, Myself and Plunder" - "A harrowing tear-jerk tale of a pirate that succumbs to greed and gluttony. Have your handkerchief handy." "Pillaging 101" - "Contains detailed diagrams on what to loot and what to plunder. Mixups are so awkward. " "Divine Opium" - "Religion and Opium.What a strange notion. You wonder who could have thought of such a thing." (i personally like this one) "17 successful torture techniques" - "You can only wonder about the dedication in filtering the successful techniques from the unsuccessful ones." "Navigation for Dummies" - "Gives you the answers to all the important questions such as: Is starboard left or right?" "The Little Pirate That Could" - "Inspirational story if there ever was one. Fills every pirate wannabe with pride." "Swirling Color-Cards" - "You guess you have to be under heavy influence to be entertained by this." "Cold Turkey" - "From what little information you can garner the pirates seemed severely afraid of encountering cold turkeys and were researching ways to counter them. Why frozen poultry would frighten space pirates so is anybodies guess." "Free Sample" - "The first one is always free." "Flower Power Powder" - "Oddly smelling powder presumably used by pirates in some of their more exotic formulas." (AWESOME Item) "Speedometer" - "Just how drugged are you?" "Cartography: The Art of Treasure Map Making" - "X always marks the spot."
Some of these were from Monkey Island 2, if I recall correctly.
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Belladona Grimm
Raven's Heart
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Posted - 2009.05.04 22:54:00 -
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On your overview settings, you can turn Zombie Entities on
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Andre Marconius
Gallente House Of Troy
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Posted - 2009.05.04 23:55:00 -
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I trying to get as many funny logs as possible. Got these so far :)
01:31:11 Notify You cannot place a Planck generator container within another Planck generator, as it will cause a graviton harmonics chain reaction whose end cannot be determined.
08:57:01 Notify Sorry, can't do that. Your pod is still preparing the ambiotic fluid. Now we just have to find a place for the donuts within the next 15 seconds.
15:52:17 Notify Relax and wait for the bang, man. And we sure like those bangs. Too bad it's 29 seconds away.
22:20:44 Notify You cannot change your ship harmonic while your ship is inside of a force field or the resulting forces would tear it apart (your ship that is).
20:36:50 Info You have no ship. Please requisition one by filling out form NSR01B-25. Then there's always the possibility of begging money from other people on the station.
17:44:37 Notify Just stepping out to find a bush. Please wait. Depending on the location of the bush this might take up to 20 seconds.
02:53:56 Notify You cannot do that because you have somehow overloaded your cargo hold. It fits 165.00 units but somehow 227.76 has been squeezed in.
I remember using a tractor beam on a concord billboard once a strange log came up, but i would need to try it again to confirm :D
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Spurty
Caldari Summer Summer Summer Fun
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Posted - 2009.05.05 00:13:00 -
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Originally by: "meh Logfile"
[ 2009.03.07 07:57:40 ] (notify) Warping to Stargate (LB0-A1) [ 2009.03.07 07:58:14 ] (notify) You cannot do that while warping.
Can not do WHAT?
Originally by: Infinity Ziona
Thus I AM BETTER THAN YOU.
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Typhado3
Minmatar Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.05.05 00:14:00 -
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I have a bag of seasoned dandruff among my collection. Also remember our corp having some "gallente sex toys" long long ago, I never did find out where those went.
ccp fix mining agent missions % pls |
Lt Shard
United Trade Coalition
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Posted - 2009.05.05 00:14:00 -
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The Large Black monoliths. "Its full of stars" _________________________
Yes, I know the Titan is small in my sig. |
Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.05 00:25:00 -
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Originally by: Andre Marconius I trying to get as many funny logs as possible. Got these so far :)
01:31:11 Notify You cannot place a Planck generator container within another Planck generator, as it will cause a graviton harmonics chain reaction whose end cannot be determined.
08:57:01 Notify Sorry, can't do that. Your pod is still preparing the ambiotic fluid. Now we just have to find a place for the donuts within the next 15 seconds.
15:52:17 Notify Relax and wait for the bang, man. And we sure like those bangs. Too bad it's 29 seconds away.
22:20:44 Notify You cannot change your ship harmonic while your ship is inside of a force field or the resulting forces would tear it apart (your ship that is).
20:36:50 Info You have no ship. Please requisition one by filling out form NSR01B-25. Then there's always the possibility of begging money from other people on the station.
17:44:37 Notify Just stepping out to find a bush. Please wait. Depending on the location of the bush this might take up to 20 seconds.
02:53:56 Notify You cannot do that because you have somehow overloaded your cargo hold. It fits 165.00 units but somehow 227.76 has been squeezed in.
I remember using a tractor beam on a concord billboard once a strange log came up, but i would need to try it again to confirm :D
for anyone that wants to re-create the "wait for the bang man" one just get a rookie ship...self-destruct and the immedeitly try to dock ======= Homeworld Hamachi Network
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Angelos
Reach Life
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Posted - 2009.05.05 02:00:00 -
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Originally by: Spurty
Originally by: "meh Logfile"
[ 2009.03.07 07:57:40 ] (notify) Warping to Stargate (LB0-A1) [ 2009.03.07 07:58:14 ] (notify) You cannot do that while warping.
Can not do WHAT?
You'll get that notify anytime you have an AB on and warp.
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Arushia
Nova Labs New Eden Research
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Posted - 2009.05.05 03:53:00 -
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The Perrigen Falls region description seems to have been written by the local rats.
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electrostatus
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.05.05 13:43:00 -
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13:37:36 Notify You failed to target nothing.
If I failed to do that, shouldn't I have something targeted then? ― Vexo M > He turned the drives up to 11 |
FarosWarrior
Amarr Sonnema
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Posted - 2009.05.05 14:52:00 -
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kinda fond of the "you succesfully salvage from X wreck, unfortunately there was nothing to be salvaged" cheers, Faros
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Darth StickyFingers
Black Opz Phoenix Rising Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.05 15:37:00 -
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"You can not put that there as the container is already imploding."
from trying to move items from corp hangar array to can inside hauler right after dropping out of warp.
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Mal Lokrano
Gallente Faulcon de Lazy
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Posted - 2009.05.05 17:00:00 -
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Another two are
"Rebel Biomass" and "Head in a Jar"
Not sure if they are Easter Eggs but I found them funny. ____________________________________________ When going to a party with wine, women, and song. Always acertain the vintage of the first two. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
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Posted - 2009.05.05 17:04:00 -
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I just know it.....
somewhere
out there
is the Satellite of Love
(MST3K fans you know who you are).
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Dong Ninja
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Posted - 2009.05.05 17:28:00 -
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http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/item/i28840-Magic-Crystal-Ball-details.html
Originally by: Xen Gin Indeed, upgrading an MS OS is like taking a **** into a cake mixture, then complaining that it doesn't taste good when it's all done.
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Mrmuttley
City of Certitude
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Posted - 2009.05.05 18:24:00 -
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Originally by: Typhado3 I have a bag of seasoned dandruff among my collection. Also remember our corp having some "gallente sex toys" long long ago, I never did find out where those went.
Lots of people have gallente sex toys. They're call Thorax and Iteron . |
Kat Bandeis
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.05 18:38:00 -
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Originally by: David Caldera http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c209/Davewaveman/smacktalk.jpg
One of the funniest messages in my opinion.
OK, that's pretty damn funny...
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Nuuskur
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.05 18:47:00 -
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Perrigen Falls description is pretty interesting.
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Ren torbuy
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Posted - 2009.05.05 19:18:00 -
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Read the Description for the Elite Hull Tanking Cert
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Weight What
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Posted - 2009.05.05 19:47:00 -
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Darth Vader manning his Obelisk of Doom, whilst old, is always a good one in my books.
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Annonymous, trading as "Weight What". |
Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.05.05 20:08:00 -
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What are the Obelisk ones I keep hearing? got the feeling i'm missing something.
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Beckoner Venhatha
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Posted - 2009.05.05 20:25:00 -
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Polaris
Still trying to figure out how to learn the prereq for this one?
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Nnamuachs
Caldari Kiith Paktu Veneratio Venator Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.06 00:41:00 -
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2007.06.11 02:18:55 Info It's generally not a good idea to trade with yourself. You're pretty sure that you'll end up stealing all your stuff.
One of my favorites.
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Jean Lechapel
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Posted - 2009.05.06 11:17:00 -
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http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/item/i15458-Improved-X-Instinct-Booster-details.html
This one always cracks me up... though its more of a chuckle than an easter egg.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Improved X-Instinct Booster
This energizing booster grants its user a vastly improved economy of effort when parsing the data streams needed to sustain space flight. The main benefit of this lie not in improved performance but less waste of transmission and extraneous micromaneuvers, making the pilot's ship sleeker in performance and harder to detect. The booster's only major drawback is the crazed notion that the pilot's inventory would be look so much better if merely rearranged ONE MORE TIME.
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Mal Lokrano
Gallente Faulcon de Lazy
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Posted - 2009.05.06 20:36:00 -
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remembered another
Test Bong
and my CEO showed me this one "Plans to crack Impregnable Safe" ____________________________________________ When going to a party with wine, women, and song. Always acertain the vintage of the first two. |
Dessa DesPlains
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.05.07 04:30:00 -
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someday I'll get me a "tampered dolls". |
Hexor V
I.M.M
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Posted - 2009.05.07 06:51:00 -
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Originally by: Beckoner Venhatha Polaris
Still trying to figure out how to learn the prereq for this one?
Polaris is a skill/ship thing for ISD and CCP devs. Example the invulnerable ships that film alliance tournaments are Polaris ships. ____
YHBT
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Mining Minnie
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Posted - 2009.05.07 08:24:00 -
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Originally by: Hexor V
Originally by: Beckoner Venhatha Polaris
Still trying to figure out how to learn the prereq for this one?
Polaris is a skill/ship thing for ISD and CCP devs. Example the invulnerable ships that film alliance tournaments are Polaris ships.
I think he was referring to the fact that you have to have it trained to Level V in order to train it to Level I.
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Letava
Gallente Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.07 08:50:00 -
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Originally by: Kiri Serrensun
Those were wonderful little mood-setters, especially the creepy nursery rhyme for Delve ("Bloody Omar ran away / Far from the light of day...."), the series of letters from Sansha's Nation for Paragon Soul ("Heloise, my love....") or the Jove region ("Children, leave us be.")
For some reason, I can't seem to get them any more since Apocrypha, which is a real pity.
Use the map panel search. |
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Maria Kalista
Amarr Emerald Forest Securities
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Posted - 2009.05.07 08:57:00 -
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Originally by: Dong Ninja http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/item/i28840-Magic-Crystal-Ball-details.html
That one cracked me up!
Originally by: Jacharian This sounds like a bad idea. I'm in.
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Cybele Lanier
Amarr The Graduates Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.05.07 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: electrostatus 13:37:36 Notify You failed to target nothing.
Most people only fail to do something, but we take it to the next level!
Best one I got was when you double-clicked your own name in a chat window:
"It is more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system." --------------- ""Minimum collateral damage" and "Entire star system" do not belong in the same sentence." |
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