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Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 04:22:00 -
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Goonie tears make me (T)HORNY. I know the voices in my head aren't real. But man, they sure have some good ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 05:08:00 -
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Lucian James wrote:DBRB petitioned THORN for WASTING them in JITA hahah they think we're exploiting!!
They're just that poor at this game and the mechanics...
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/19700060.jpg I know the voices in my head aren't real. But man, they sure have some good ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 12:23:00 -
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Tallian Saotome wrote:I smell people mad at getting caught in an exploit.
I smell people butthurt because they can't figure out simple aggression mechanics that have been used by Empire can-flippers and mission ninjas for years. Your lack of understanding of a basic, fundamental game mechanic does not constitute an exploit on ours. The only thing we've been exploiting is CFC members' inexperience in high sec and their failure to understand basic game mechanics of how aggro transfers to logis (note - all our real kills on the CFC yesterday are logis).
But hey, if the Kings of EveGäó can't figure it out, it MUST be an exploit.
DBRB: Oh pleeze CCP!!! Geev us back our pixel spaceships and banzorz those bad THORNz from Eve becuz they exploits our mechanics and grief our griefing!!!
I know the voices in my head aren't real. But man, they sure have some good ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 12:56:00 -
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Father Snuggles wrote:Did you somehow manage to convey your feelings without a super-hysterical image macro?
How else am I supposed to convey a point across but with pics? Without pictures, it would leave a lot of the CFC confused and they would feel left out of the conversation. Then they have to petition CCP to remove me from the forums because I use big 4+ letter words they don't understand and make them feel inadequate.
I know the voices in my head aren't real. But man, they sure have some good ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 14:34:00 -
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Indeterminacy wrote:The convo from butthurt scimi pilots was priceless (where's apparently a scimi is worth 340mil to goons).
It just keeps getting better and better! Let's see what we've done so far in the last couple of days:
- Interfered with several freighter ganks causing some to fail (ok, we can't prevent all of them, but we have fun trying);
- Confused the crap out of clueless Goones that don't understand high sec aggro mechanics;
- Relieved several "Empire-challenged" logistics pilots of their ships;
- Reveived a few of those same pilots of their other ships when they undocked right after losing their logis to exact revenge (and thereby extend their aggro to us);
- Caused CFC losses to their war targets due to griefing and killing their logis;
- Had DBRB suicide a group of 6 Drakes to CONCORD trying to kill alphastarpilot to prevent us from killing their logis;
- Had our actions petitioned because Goons can't figure out how to "legally" beat us within the confines of game mechanics;
- Received hilarious convos from the butthurt losers showering us with their delicious tears,
- We were the talk of Goon Jabber all day and the cause of much bitching, complaining, and whining; and
- Had an amazing weekend full of awesome fun being "irrelevant nobodies".
Not bad for a weekend's work, I'd say. I'd hate to see how much frustration and butthurt we'd cause Goons if we were actually "relevant".
Now please excuse me while I go relax in my jacuzzi full of Goonie tears. - Crunchmeister, THORN Chief Diplo-á |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 15:25:00 -
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I guess I can't leave so many poor, poor Goonies in the dark with all these words and no pictures.
Ok, let me re-summarize our weekend activities with this cute meme.
http://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/546702_10151558671650453_500800452_23849425_1797395919_n.jpg - Crunchmeister, THORN Chief Diplo-á |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 15:42:00 -
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Daktar Jaxs wrote:Now if you were capable of generating some game content on your own then maybe you wouldn't be such worthless turboniggers, but your not, you can only jump on board with the content we create for EVE, out of the kindness and caring in our hearts. Then instead of being grateful, like little bitches should be, you have the cheek to complain.
And we are generating our own content for ourselves by making your experience as miserable as possible.
We're not out to ruin the game. We're our to ruin the Goons' game.
And blue standings with us is still possible, although the cost increases by 250M isk every hour that you don't buy it. The current price of blue with THORN for CFC is 12,000,000,000 isk and climbing. We would also accept a couple of tech moons in lieu of liquid isk. - Crunchmeister, THORN Chief Diplo-á |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 16:58:00 -
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Very well said Snot. I particularly like you're brutally honest style here. Fits into the Eve sandbox perfectly.
And yes, the game is so tough that they can't understand that logis repping people with aggro transfers aggro to their logi pilots. So then they have to petition CCP to make the bad, bad griefers stop shooting their pixel spaceships. If THAT isn't elite, I don't know what is... - Crunchmeister, THORN Chief Diplo-á |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 17:49:00 -
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Goon tear extraction: as easy as taking candy from a paraplegic baby. - Crunchmeister, THORN Chief Diplo-á |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 19:00:00 -
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Ghalan Amoerin wrote:THORN (among others) realized step 5 would happen and got ready. Is there a step 6? 7? More? Who knows, should be fun finding out though.
There is a step 6 - maintaining aggro from aggressed pilots and getting it transferred to their logis. That's what we managed to do yesterday, and that's what DBRB filed the petition about, because he doesn't understand how that works. And if he doesn't understand, then it MUST be an expoit. After all, Goons are the masters of Eve. If they didn't didn't figure out how to do this themselves first, then no one else can either. - Crunchmeister, THORN Chief Diplo-á |
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Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 19:35:00 -
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Emeos wrote:Hey, did you guys get the actions of that GM reverted yet by any chance?
Quite contrary to what DBRB said in his jabber ping, only 1 of us got CONCORDed - me. I was sitting in space at the same spot I was when I killed the Scimi, only to have CONCORD randomly swarm me and blow me up out of the blue... lol
I've petitioned it. I haven't heard back from them yet. Funny how Goons get their petition answered instantly, yet it's been going on 20 hours and no reply to mine yet. But I digress.
The ship itself I couldn't give 2 ***** about. Yippee! 1 Tornado down. I don't care about the ship. It's the -5.75% sec status loss (I like to keep my sec high enough to go to high sec) and the killrights the Scimi pilot has on me that need to go. He repaired someone that was flashy red to me, therefore he got aggro in accordance to the new game mechanics, and died. Other logis we killed got aggro by repairing their dying logi bro. They did this to themselves. There was no voodoo here. This was a clean, legal kill. Goons are just babies because they can't figure out how we lure and bait them into spreading their aggro. - Crunchmeister, THORN Chief Diplo-á |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 19:47:00 -
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Meh. I still have plenty of sec, so it's not an issue even if it isn't reversed. I'd like to see an incorrect decision rendered against me corrected by CCP, but won't fret if it isn't.
penifSMASH wrote:only tears I see are Thorn tears from the rabid chain posting in this thread crying about mean goonies
I guess you need large pictures as well then. I've yet to see any tears of any kind here other than butthurt Goons. Otherwise, it's a bunch of people laughing their asses off at how Goons had to get GMs to "save" them. And for the record, 4 of those 5 Scimi kills occurred AFTER CCP allegedly "fixed" the "problem" Goons were having.
Unless publicly pointing and laughing our collective asses off at the Eve-challenged Goonies is what you consider tears. In that case, I've got a swimming pool I need to fill. Should be done in 3, 2, 1... there it is... - Crunchmeister, THORN Chief Diplo-á |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.30 23:29:00 -
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Quite honestly, I'm in Empire so seldomly that I'm unsure if the new mechanics are in effect. I really don't pay much attention to that.
But regardless, it doesn't matter. Aggro is aggro and the way it's transferred by logis is the same as always. If a logi repairs someone aggroed to you or your corp, he also becomes a valid target once he starts repping. And subsequent logis that repair that initial one also get aggro. That's all that happened. Simple, isn't it? - Crunchmeister, THORN Chief Diplo-á |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:42:00 -
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Vile rat wrote:Ahh yes, the feared "you cried about it to CCP" bit. I didn't experience it myself but reading reports on it suggest the problem was the wardec was active for you but was inactive for us meaning you could shoot us but if we respond we get hit by concord. Reporting this glitch and having it fixed via hotfix is literally the embodiment of crying to ccp.
There was no "war dec glitch" other than our war dec didn't go live as it was supposed to. Otherwise, all Goons would have been flashy red to us. You weren't. Only the Scimis foolish enough to repair the individuals that had aggro were flashy red to us.
So yes, you did go crying to CCP. There was no bug. You just completely failed at high sec game mechanics. Good show. I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they have some really great ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.01 15:19:00 -
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Andski wrote:You understand that you're saying "it didn't work right, it wasn't a bug" in that order, right?
Do you read what you type?
I could ask you the same if you actually bother reading posts for what they say rather than for what you want them to say. I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they have some really great ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.01 16:11:00 -
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Andski wrote:You said the wardec didn't go live as it was supposed to.
Is that not a bug because it turned out to work in your favor? You seem to be under the mistaken impression that we had all Goons red to us. That wasn't the case. None were originally. The only reds we eventually had was originally 1 pilot baited to agress, and then the logis that repped him. Had nothing to do with war mechanics. I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they have some really great ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.01 17:47:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote: ... none of the CFC Alliances have actually fought to gain anything they have now. It started with TCF handing Goonies Deklein and its gone like that ever since. Now itGÇÖs grown to the point where you got most of EVE blue or NIPGÇÖed and youGÇÖre in Empire harassing miners and traders to GÇ£add contentGÇ¥ to a stagnated situation you causedGǪ
QFT. This right here.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they have some really great ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.01 20:19:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:LetGÇÖs go over the facts: cloud ring GÇô You hired PL to give it to you. Fountain GÇô NC came in a saved you and gave it to TEST pure blind GÇô No one wanted it branch GÇô White Noise was dead and you just had to shoot structures tenal GÇô Quote from The Martini GÇ£ Raiden could tell by my body language that they had lost TenalGÇ¥GǪGǪGǪ.so you didnGÇÖt need to fight. venal GÇô Silly gooseGǪGǪGǪ.thatGÇÖs NPC spaceGǪ..
That's about the size of it. But you'll find memories in that camp are almost as short as their attention span.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they have some really great ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.01 23:16:00 -
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SmilingVagrant wrote:...so we never really had to become familiar with living amongst the dribbling idiots.
Well whaddaya know? Someone that agrees with me - somewhat... Those logis were clueless about aggro mechanics because they're not used to high sec. And they were passing aggro onto each other. That's how we killed them. Nothing more. I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they have some really great ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.02 11:47:00 -
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Vile rat wrote: You big dumb silly there are two separate events being confused in this thread. There was a glitch where half the people involved in a war could shoot the other and the targets couldn't shoot back,
And that's the part that never happened but the Goonies are using as an excuse to be crybabies. Sad, really. Quite sad.
P.S. I love being irrelevant. I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they have some really great ideas sometimes. |
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Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.02 12:59:00 -
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Varesk wrote: There has been a bug with high sec flagging for a long time. If you were logged in when the war dec went active, sometimes it wouldnt "activate" on your overview. Petitions were filed and the common answer was, "relog".
Our war dec never went active. Had we seen the whole of Goonswarm flashy red, we would have been flying around Jita with stiffies as we were pwning them. Our dec got lost in the ether and never went live for whatever reason.
And VR, whatever problems people may have been having, the bug didn't affect us at all. Targets we were shooting were legal targets that had legal aggression to us. I'm not denying there may have been TiDi bugs happening in Jita with CONCORD and CCP fixed something. But whatever they did had no effect, because we got our last string of logi kills AFTER this "fix" was put into place.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they have some really great ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.02 14:50:00 -
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Karloth Valois wrote:Crunchmeister wrote:Very well said Snot. 4 words that i never thought i'd see in CAOD
lol Yeah, I recognize the irony here as well. While I always find Snot's posts very entertaining, I don't often agree. But on this topic, I believe he's spot on.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they have some really great ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.03 15:14:00 -
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Shaampoo wrote:8 pages of no new informatics Grats on fighting and winning but 8 pages of" LOL we got da goons real gud lul" is excessive Also here is a splendiferously photoshopped image to express my artistic take on this http://i.imgur.com/fASKm.png
The irony is that actual THORN posts in this thread would only fill little more than 1 page. The rest is everyone else chiming in keeping it alive.
But this thread pales in comparison to one someone started about us in GD yesterday. That threadnaught went 25 pages before being locked without having a single post from a THORN member in it. We only found out about it after it had already been locked. I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they have some really great ideas sometimes. |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.03 18:38:00 -
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Gloomy Gus wrote:...Stuff....
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GFs were had all around gg good game mates I'm just glad we were all able to have a good time together. Times like these are special and I'll treasure it I know
I can agree with this post all around. Good fun was had by all. Would do it all again without hesitation. After all, that's the beauty of Eve that's unlike any other game - the players ARE the content.
Varesk wrote: Actually Thorn Syndicate, no dot, Has 64 posts out of 164 total posts in this thread. That is 39 percent of the total posts.
I stand corrected. I quickly skimmed all pages and had a rough count of 27 posts (just slightly more than 1 page as I stated). You obviously did a more detailed post count.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they have some really great ideas sometimes. |
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