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Encanta
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Posted - 2009.02.15 04:10:00 -
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*This is writen down on a piece of paper* I've learned the language, but I am not very good at it, so I have hired a translater to do the work for me. 3 years ago I was living on a planet called Earth, back then we had very little space colonization. We had five colonies on our closest planet (which was called Mars) and an entire city on our moon (Luna), but that was it. A group called NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) had an expedition in plan. It was to travel to another solar system. We did not have advanced drones at this time, so five people (including myself) were sent on a manned mission to our neighboring system. After about 3 months of traveling, we were about half-way there, (we did not have star-gates) we came across this unidentified celestial object, I now am to believe it was a wormhole. For some reason we were pulled towards this wormhole at a very rapid pace, we came closer, and closer, until we passed through it. Almost immediately after passing through, a space-pirate organization which you know as the Guristas attacked our ship, our ship was unarmed as we were not expecting finding another life-form. In their assault the successfully destroyed the ship, and forcefully put me into their hold I assume the rest of the crew were left for dead, as I was the only one taken aboard. In a bizarre coincidence a single Caldari vessel was passing by, they rescued me. After about 3 years I have learned enough of the language and the culture to live about and run a slightly successful mining operation in Maurasi, but that's not the point. If anyone out there, who doesn't believe I am crazy, knows a way to get back to Earth, or the galaxy Milky Way, please contact me. *End paper* *Encanta looks into the camera* I show this to people in Maurasi system, no peoples believe. *Encanta starts to tear in one eye* Please someone help me, I have ISK I give you ISK, I just want see my family again, I want to see my daughter. Someone. Anyone. *Camera cuts out*
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Carmine Terriv
Caldari Caldari Kriegsmarine Fuzzy Logec
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Posted - 2009.02.15 04:15:00 -
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Erm...
I don't believe wormholes traverse time...
I could be wrong though, enough technobabble could convince me otherwise.
So yeah, your nuts.
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Graelyn
Amarr Order of Catharsis
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Posted - 2009.02.15 07:47:00 -
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You look Caldari to me.
Imbecile.
Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love does not conquer all. So let's do this thing. |
Davlos
Slacker Industries The Boat Violencing Initiative
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Posted - 2009.02.15 08:31:00 -
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Someone sh*tcan this moron. ---
Originally by: Revan Neferis
Scientific category of gravitation fields and velocity is force....
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William Ytiri
YTiRi Retail
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Posted - 2009.02.15 08:58:00 -
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Originally by: Davlos Someone sh*tcan this moron.
Provist mental care and arresting units are on the way.
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Mazca Lopez
The Patriot Society
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Posted - 2009.02.15 11:27:00 -
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(ooc: you are a little off on the history, 21332+6 years i believe)
http://www.eve-online.com/races/caldari_timeline.asp
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Nikita Alterana
Gallente The-Kissaki
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Posted - 2009.02.15 14:59:00 -
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It is possible to move forward or backward in time with a wormhole, so maybe it could have happened. Only thing is, like Graelyn said, you look Caldari. __________________________________________________ I was Amarr before they were the FOTM and I'll be Amarr after it! I'm also training Minmatar Capitals! And I eat Lions! |
Encanta
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Posted - 2009.02.15 15:46:00 -
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Originally by: Graelyn You look Caldari to me.
Imbecile.
I was born in place named as South Korea, people say I Achura, people make me Achura.
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Nikita Alterana
Gallente The-Kissaki
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Posted - 2009.02.15 16:39:00 -
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I suppose there is only one way to be sure.
you go find the wreck. __________________________________________________ I was Amarr before they were the FOTM and I'll be Amarr after it! I'm also training Minmatar Capitals! And I eat Lions! |
Aria Jenneth
Caldari Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.02.15 20:41:00 -
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Hm. Strictly speaking, it should be possible to confirm whether Ms. Encanta is as she claims-- or, at least, whether she's from any known world.
The human body, as I understand it, tends to pick up traces of evidence of where it's been living. Many pollutants, such as mercury, build up in the body over time. So, in principle, if her origins are as she asserts, her body chemistry is likely to be unusual in one way or another. I wouldn't call it a "chemical fingerprint," exactly, but it should be instructive.
On the other hand, I'm not at all sure an autopsy wouldn't be required. Then again, in this age of cloning, that's not necessarily as much of an obstacle as it might have been. Assuming the original body still exists, that is.
Oh-- and genetic testing should, at the least, confirm conclusively whether she's an Achur.
So, in the extremely unlikely event that she's both sane and telling the truth, it should be possible to determine the truth somewhat conclusively.
Of course, there would always be the possibility of an elaborate hoax.
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Strikeclone
The Steel Ravens
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Posted - 2009.02.15 21:48:00 -
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I am jovian myself...I keep telling my pet fish this but the only reply I get is they bark at me as they flap about their cage looking for seed cakes...
But I feel you, I am not crazy either...
"Peace through the application of superior firepower"
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Esna Pitoojee
Amarr TalCorp Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:33:00 -
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Clearly someone needs to review the effects of wormhole travel on the unprotected human brain...
Perhaps this poor woman has developed some form of delusionary story as a result of exposure to high-energy waveforms found around wormhole event horizons? ----------------------------------------------
Say "Amarr ships suk, lol." I dare you.
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Vaden Khale
Amarr the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 07:46:00 -
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Vaden opens comms, shaking his head softly.
Ah, I know this well. I believe this woman has been taking Drop. It's effects are...most entertaining.
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Inara Subaka
Caldari the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 08:13:00 -
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Originally by: Vaden Khale Vaden opens comms, shaking his head softly.
Ah, I know this well. I believe this woman has been taking Drop. It's effects are...most entertaining.
*Inara grins with a wicked gleam in her eye*
You would know the effects quite well, wouldn't you?
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.02.16 13:02:00 -
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Originally by: Aria Jenneth Hm. Strictly speaking, it should be possible to confirm whether Ms. Encanta is as she claims-- or, at least, whether she's from any known world.
The human body, as I understand it, tends to pick up traces of evidence of where it's been living. Many pollutants, such as mercury, build up in the body over time. So, in principle, if her origins are as she asserts, her body chemistry is likely to be unusual in one way or another. I wouldn't call it a "chemical fingerprint," exactly, but it should be instructive.
On the other hand, I'm not at all sure an autopsy wouldn't be required. Then again, in this age of cloning, that's not necessarily as much of an obstacle as it might have been. Assuming the original body still exists, that is.
Oh-- and genetic testing should, at the least, confirm conclusively whether she's an Achur.
So, in the extremely unlikely event that she's both sane and telling the truth, it should be possible to determine the truth somewhat conclusively.
Of course, there would always be the possibility of an elaborate hoax.
I'd go as far as to say there should be clear genetic differences if such a huge leap in time took place. Yet if Ms. Encanta here is a pod pilot then the pod compatibility should have made these clear, no?
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Nikita Alterana
Gallente The-Kissaki
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Posted - 2009.02.17 16:20:00 -
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not necessarily, truth be told, pod pilot compatibility checks generally only cover the genes that effect the pod pilot integration process. All that really tells us is that if she is from some undiscovered system, then their genes have not changed enough to effect the interfacing, which really tells us nothing since I've heard of experiments where slaver hounds were successfully integrated with pods. __________________________________________________ I was Amarr before they were the FOTM and I'll be Amarr after it! I'm also training Minmatar Capitals! And I eat Lions! |
Hananiah Wickannis
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Posted - 2009.02.17 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: Nikita Alterana It is possible to move forward or backward in time with a wormhole, so maybe it could have happened. Only thing is, like Graelyn said, you look Caldari.
Indeed, there's is no certainty where on the timeline you will appear after wormhole travel. That as long as it is forward travel in time. Yet my personal view is that I find is only remotely possible that these claims are to be true. We have about a dozen cases each year where the patient in a ward makes similar claims. And so it is quite more likely that we're simply dealing with yet another delusional person.
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Gabrialle
Amarr Sanctuary Logistical Industries Inc
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Posted - 2009.02.17 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Carmine Terriv Erm...
I don't believe wormholes traverse time...
I could be wrong though, enough technobabble could convince me otherwise.
So yeah, your nuts.
It is not inconcievable that a world that fell further and faster than any of our homeworlds survived the collapse of the EvE gate, and that the survivors on that world came to believe themselves to be the living in the fabled womb of humanity. This however does not explain how this poor lost child came to be a pod pilot.
I would suggest, dear child, that you learn the skills relevant to exploration and begin using the profits of your mining business to fund your search for home, be sure not to overtax your business however, and be aware that you may never see your daughter again.
I hope you find your homeworld, child, and i hope you are able to return here and tell us if your world is, in fact, the cradle of mankind.
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Tractus Vesica
Caldari Atrum Flamma Order of the Black Dragons
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Posted - 2009.02.17 18:15:00 -
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You say your not crazy...
I KNOW I AM!
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Izanami Amane
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Posted - 2009.02.20 14:43:00 -
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Someone was drinking when they installed the capsuleer implants in both of your heads. or spilled their coffee on the drones.
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Monthma Monad
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.02.20 16:55:00 -
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I have a badly converted, badly translated holoreel where they mention something called NASA and that the planet is a Type 13 planet which will destroy it self by war, natural catastrophe or by scientists trying to figure out the density of some particle, making the planet as bit as a pea. IGÇÖm not sure itGÇÖs about your GÇ£EarthGÇ¥, or if itGÇÖs a movie or documentary, or something. Also, I donGÇÖt want to bring you down, but if you do find the wormhole again (if itGÇÖs stable) you might be thrown back years, or centuries backwards, or forwards. You might end up in an other galaxy, or a system far from your GÇ£EarthGÇ¥, so there is a big chance that you wonGÇÖt see your daughter again, even if you find the wormhole.
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Graelyn
Amarr Order of Catharsis
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:08:00 -
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Why do you morons keep bumping this garbage?
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Monthma Monad
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:57:00 -
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Originally by: Graelyn Why do we morons keep bumping this garbage?
I fixed it for you. Did you try to go for a failure there, or what??? If you don't care about it, ignore it. It's that easy. But I guess you Amarrians just have to tell people what to do, just like the Gallentians.
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