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Gundog Prime
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Posted - 2004.07.25 11:14:00 -
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Part 1 'The McChicken Burger Surprise'- Some business woman on the rush of the day stops in at a well known fast food place to purchase some fast food. Not being a burger fan as such she buys a chicken burger and asks for no mayonaisse. Grabbing her order the minute it's ready she gets into her car and eats as she drives only to find it has got mayonaisse in it. Not having time to mess around she lives with it and just eats it, all the while thinking that the mayonaisse is also a little off.
Later that day she is violently ill, vomiting and suffering diahorrea with her head pounding. Immediately she is rushed to the emergency room by her loving husband who waits patiently for news. He's called into a room where his wife is waiting, looking much healthier though somewhat drained. Having had her stomach pumped to rid her of food poisoning. The doctor asks what she has eaten that day and she says that all she has had was the Chicken Burger, half of which is still in the car as she couldn't stand to finish it and she forgot to clean out the car. The husband fetches it for the doctor to do some tests on...
A few weeks later the results come back, the guys at the fast food place DIDN'T put mayonaisse on it. The chicken had a tumour which burst as she bit into her burger...yummy
Part 2 'Milkshakes For You'- A young girl (16) in the UK stops in at her local fast food joint to grab a quick milkshake. She knows a few of the guys working there as she's slept with them and then dumped them. She orders her drink and gets the hell out of there feeling somewhat nervous and uncomfortable around so many spurned lovers. Her milkshake tastes just fine so she thinks nothing of it, but later she feels ill. A couple of hours later she's still feeling ill and has a funny feeling in her throat so she goes to the doctor. After having her throat examined the doctor asks if he would be able to have her stomach pumped to test a theory. Feeling horrible and nausious she agrees. Some days later the doctor confirms that there were several different sperm types in with the milkshake and she has Herpes of the throat, love hurts don't it --------------------------------------------------------------
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Gundog Prime
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Posted - 2004.07.25 11:14:00 -
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Part 1 'The McChicken Burger Surprise'- Some business woman on the rush of the day stops in at a well known fast food place to purchase some fast food. Not being a burger fan as such she buys a chicken burger and asks for no mayonaisse. Grabbing her order the minute it's ready she gets into her car and eats as she drives only to find it has got mayonaisse in it. Not having time to mess around she lives with it and just eats it, all the while thinking that the mayonaisse is also a little off.
Later that day she is violently ill, vomiting and suffering diahorrea with her head pounding. Immediately she is rushed to the emergency room by her loving husband who waits patiently for news. He's called into a room where his wife is waiting, looking much healthier though somewhat drained. Having had her stomach pumped to rid her of food poisoning. The doctor asks what she has eaten that day and she says that all she has had was the Chicken Burger, half of which is still in the car as she couldn't stand to finish it and she forgot to clean out the car. The husband fetches it for the doctor to do some tests on...
A few weeks later the results come back, the guys at the fast food place DIDN'T put mayonaisse on it. The chicken had a tumour which burst as she bit into her burger...yummy
Part 2 'Milkshakes For You'- A young girl (16) in the UK stops in at her local fast food joint to grab a quick milkshake. She knows a few of the guys working there as she's slept with them and then dumped them. She orders her drink and gets the hell out of there feeling somewhat nervous and uncomfortable around so many spurned lovers. Her milkshake tastes just fine so she thinks nothing of it, but later she feels ill. A couple of hours later she's still feeling ill and has a funny feeling in her throat so she goes to the doctor. After having her throat examined the doctor asks if he would be able to have her stomach pumped to test a theory. Feeling horrible and nausious she agrees. Some days later the doctor confirms that there were several different sperm types in with the milkshake and she has Herpes of the throat, love hurts don't it --------------------------------------------------------------
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.07.25 11:42:00 -
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Nothing tastier than freshly deep-fried chicken tumour! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
these are just urban legends, right?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.07.25 11:42:00 -
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Nothing tastier than freshly deep-fried chicken tumour! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
these are just urban legends, right?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Korvos
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Posted - 2004.07.25 12:04:00 -
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No KFC for me tonight....
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Korvos
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Posted - 2004.07.25 12:04:00 -
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No KFC for me tonight....
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.07.25 14:44:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert Nothing tastier than freshly deep-fried chicken tumour! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
these are just urban legends, right?
I hope so, I adore milkshakes. Well, the ones without any extra additions
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.07.25 14:44:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert Nothing tastier than freshly deep-fried chicken tumour! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
these are just urban legends, right?
I hope so, I adore milkshakes. Well, the ones without any extra additions
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Gundog Prime
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Posted - 2004.07.25 15:18:00 -
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Well the McChicken Surprise one is a classic urban legend but the Milkshake For You one is/was real, i met the girl in question. My mates, sisters best friend. That's why i avoid burger joints altogether now --------------------------------------------------------------
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Gundog Prime
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Posted - 2004.07.25 15:18:00 -
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Well the McChicken Surprise one is a classic urban legend but the Milkshake For You one is/was real, i met the girl in question. My mates, sisters best friend. That's why i avoid burger joints altogether now --------------------------------------------------------------
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.07.25 15:22:00 -
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there was something like that about the mayonaise vat in the mc donalds in colchester fyi
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.07.25 15:22:00 -
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there was something like that about the mayonaise vat in the mc donalds in colchester fyi
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GeoNoSiS
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Posted - 2004.07.25 17:21:00 -
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Gundog, could you link me to nr 1?
i can¦t find it and i would dearly like to read it as i loved all the other stories -----------------------------------------------
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GeoNoSiS
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Posted - 2004.07.25 17:21:00 -
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Gundog, could you link me to nr 1?
i can¦t find it and i would dearly like to read it as i loved all the other stories -----------------------------------------------
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Gundog Prime
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Posted - 2004.07.25 21:16:00 -
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Edited by: Gundog Prime on 25/07/2004 21:19:00 All the Grim Tales of GDP can be found on this part of the forums i cant be arsed linking them so you'll have to go look
PS If anyone has a Corp site that wants you are free to cut n paste em as long as i get my props
They are sitting on page 3 of this forum area 'cept for the first one i think i posted that on the Eve General Discussions --------------------------------------------------------------
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Gundog Prime
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Posted - 2004.07.25 21:16:00 -
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Edited by: Gundog Prime on 25/07/2004 21:19:00 All the Grim Tales of GDP can be found on this part of the forums i cant be arsed linking them so you'll have to go look
PS If anyone has a Corp site that wants you are free to cut n paste em as long as i get my props
They are sitting on page 3 of this forum area 'cept for the first one i think i posted that on the Eve General Discussions --------------------------------------------------------------
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Ifni
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Posted - 2004.07.25 23:43:00 -
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i feel bad for doing this because i love these kind of urban legends but heres the mayo/tumour one [LINK] -
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Ifni
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Posted - 2004.07.25 23:43:00 -
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i feel bad for doing this because i love these kind of urban legends but heres the mayo/tumour one [LINK] -
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Lady Annus
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Posted - 2004.07.26 00:15:00 -
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I dunno, I call poo-poo on the Milkshake story. I'd dissect it for you but it's kinda nasty. :<
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Lady Annus
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Posted - 2004.07.26 00:15:00 -
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I dunno, I call poo-poo on the Milkshake story. I'd dissect it for you but it's kinda nasty. :<
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2004.07.26 00:48:00 -
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I don't think the milkshake story is real, mainly because it's almost impossible to do such a thing in a McD at least.
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2004.07.26 00:48:00 -
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I don't think the milkshake story is real, mainly because it's almost impossible to do such a thing in a McD at least.
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2004.07.26 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: Jadrut there was something like that about the mayonaise vat in the mc donalds in colchester fyi
There was a very famous incident at the Colchester McDonalds about ten years ago, involving a sewage leak.
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2004.07.26 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: Jadrut there was something like that about the mayonaise vat in the mc donalds in colchester fyi
There was a very famous incident at the Colchester McDonalds about ten years ago, involving a sewage leak.
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M0RIARTY
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Posted - 2004.07.26 11:45:00 -
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Edited by: M0RIARTY on 26/07/2004 11:55:51 At least this lady could be sure it was definitely chicken!
Linky
Ohà Also a vendor of kebabs, (unidentified meat inna pitta bread type thing), was closed down near us recently. The health inspector hit squad took samples of everything and some days later the result showed that the mayo was made up of 33% human semenàààà ThatÆs a full time job for at least 2 or 3 peeps on a regular shift pattern, so you see itÆs true, there is a job for everyoneàà.. Even W4nK3rz [/Edit]
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M0RIARTY
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Posted - 2004.07.26 11:45:00 -
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Edited by: M0RIARTY on 26/07/2004 11:55:51 At least this lady could be sure it was definitely chicken!
Linky
Ohà Also a vendor of kebabs, (unidentified meat inna pitta bread type thing), was closed down near us recently. The health inspector hit squad took samples of everything and some days later the result showed that the mayo was made up of 33% human semenàààà ThatÆs a full time job for at least 2 or 3 peeps on a regular shift pattern, so you see itÆs true, there is a job for everyoneàà.. Even W4nK3rz [/Edit]
Noo sig comming SOONÖ =================================================== What are we going to do about all this ignorance and apathy?.... I don't know and I don't care! |
Attrael
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Posted - 2004.07.26 17:05:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler I don't think the milkshake story is real, mainly because it's almost impossible to do such a thing in a McD at least.
And besides, the payout after suing the chain over that incident would be HUGE.
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Attrael
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Posted - 2004.07.26 17:05:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler I don't think the milkshake story is real, mainly because it's almost impossible to do such a thing in a McD at least.
And besides, the payout after suing the chain over that incident would be HUGE.
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Kennian
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Posted - 2004.07.27 00:08:00 -
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Originally by: M0RIARTY Edited by: M0RIARTY on 26/07/2004 11:55:51 At least this lady could be sure it was definitely chicken!
Linky
Ohà Also a vendor of kebabs, (unidentified meat inna pitta bread type thing), was closed down near us recently. The health inspector hit squad took samples of everything and some days later the result showed that the mayo was made up of 33% human semenàààà ThatÆs a full time job for at least 2 or 3 peeps on a regular shift pattern, so you see itÆs true, there is a job for everyoneàà.. Even W4nK3rz [/Edit]
see, the chicken head story is a fake for one simple reason...
micky d's dosnt sell wings :P
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Kennian
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Posted - 2004.07.27 00:08:00 -
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Originally by: M0RIARTY Edited by: M0RIARTY on 26/07/2004 11:55:51 At least this lady could be sure it was definitely chicken!
Linky
Ohà Also a vendor of kebabs, (unidentified meat inna pitta bread type thing), was closed down near us recently. The health inspector hit squad took samples of everything and some days later the result showed that the mayo was made up of 33% human semenàààà ThatÆs a full time job for at least 2 or 3 peeps on a regular shift pattern, so you see itÆs true, there is a job for everyoneàà.. Even W4nK3rz [/Edit]
see, the chicken head story is a fake for one simple reason...
micky d's dosnt sell wings :P
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