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Xetro Xerion
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Posted - 2004.07.19 18:56:00 -
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Moved from the Intergalactic Summit to the Eve Library forum - Orestes
The Vitalex Wonder
A new power drink is sweeping the galaxy off its feet. It's a huge success and sales have skyrocketed, it's the new fad on most worlds where it's sold. Even though this drink is produced within Amarr borders there is a shortage on the Amarr market. Oddly enough every other market seems to get its share. On most billboards throughout the know space you can see signs of its expansion. Slogans like "Vitalex - It's killer" and "Vitalex - Feel the power" can be seen almost anywhere. Although most shipments go out through Sabaoth Inc's distribution channels, the real producer of this drink is not known.
The secret to Vitalex success is a expensive marketing campaign and the drinks addictiveness. If you look at the small print on the can you can see the drink contains all important vitamins and minerals, guarana, some unknown chemical additives and trace amounts of Vitoc. This combination give a good energy kick, makes you fell good and is highly addictive. Withdrawal symptoms from this drink equals that of a long time drug addicts. But as long as you buy and drink it at regular intervals you will feel great.
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Knowledge is power, and power comes from the within |
Xetro Xerion
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Posted - 2004.07.19 18:56:00 -
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Moved from the Intergalactic Summit to the Eve Library forum - Orestes
The Vitalex Wonder
A new power drink is sweeping the galaxy off its feet. It's a huge success and sales have skyrocketed, it's the new fad on most worlds where it's sold. Even though this drink is produced within Amarr borders there is a shortage on the Amarr market. Oddly enough every other market seems to get its share. On most billboards throughout the know space you can see signs of its expansion. Slogans like "Vitalex - It's killer" and "Vitalex - Feel the power" can be seen almost anywhere. Although most shipments go out through Sabaoth Inc's distribution channels, the real producer of this drink is not known.
The secret to Vitalex success is a expensive marketing campaign and the drinks addictiveness. If you look at the small print on the can you can see the drink contains all important vitamins and minerals, guarana, some unknown chemical additives and trace amounts of Vitoc. This combination give a good energy kick, makes you fell good and is highly addictive. Withdrawal symptoms from this drink equals that of a long time drug addicts. But as long as you buy and drink it at regular intervals you will feel great.
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Knowledge is power, and power comes from the within |
Sacred Blade
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Posted - 2004.07.19 19:01:00 -
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I used to be a Quafe man my self but nothing beats a good old Vitalex, It's a killer.
Have a good day Citizen's.
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Sacred Blade Sabaoth Representative to Metatron Incorporated |
Sacred Blade
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Posted - 2004.07.19 19:01:00 -
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I used to be a Quafe man my self but nothing beats a good old Vitalex, It's a killer.
Have a good day Citizen's.
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Sacred Blade Sabaoth Representative to Metatron Incorporated |
Stalis
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Posted - 2004.07.19 19:14:00 -
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Yes, indeed! Also do not forget that servant productivity also really do get a boost from this sparkling new power drink.
Have a powerfull day, Citizens.
Stalis Sabaoth Representative to Metatron Incorporated "Honoring the past. Embracing the future" |
Stalis
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Posted - 2004.07.19 19:14:00 -
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Yes, indeed! Also do not forget that servant productivity also really do get a boost from this sparkling new power drink.
Have a powerfull day, Citizens.
Stalis Sabaoth Representative to Metatron Incorporated "Honoring the past. Embracing the future" |
Sammira
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Posted - 2004.07.19 19:47:00 -
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*Sammira notes the adds on the bill-boards as she completes her latest run through the Throne Worlds*
Curious, a competitor in the Amarr market. I must inform Jera.
*She turns her ship and aligns for the Niyabainen jumpgate to bring the news back to Caldari space*
Drink StarsiÖ + [DS] Haulage Production Division Caldari State Citizen
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Sammira
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Posted - 2004.07.19 19:47:00 -
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*Sammira notes the adds on the bill-boards as she completes her latest run through the Throne Worlds*
Curious, a competitor in the Amarr market. I must inform Jera.
*She turns her ship and aligns for the Niyabainen jumpgate to bring the news back to Caldari space*
Drink StarsiÖ + [DS] Haulage Production Division Caldari State Citizen
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KnightDelta
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Posted - 2004.07.19 19:54:00 -
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Mmmm. Good to see Vitalex is back on the market. I missed it.
No other drink in the galaxy packs the energy of Vitalex... ________________________________ John "KnightDelta" Hicks Director of The Amarr Network |
KnightDelta
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Posted - 2004.07.19 19:54:00 -
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Mmmm. Good to see Vitalex is back on the market. I missed it.
No other drink in the galaxy packs the energy of Vitalex... ________________________________ John "KnightDelta" Hicks Director of The Amarr Network |
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Ardor
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Posted - 2004.07.19 22:07:00 -
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I am sorry Sabaoth but there are cheaper ways to give slaves Vitoc. And of course Vitoc should only be for slaves!
I gave out a warning to all those I love not to try this drink. Free trade is good but I do hope not to see this rubbish in the Khanid Kingdom. If you would sell it exclusivly in Minmatar and/or Gallente space you would have received a more kindly response from me.
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Ardor
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Posted - 2004.07.19 22:07:00 -
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I am sorry Sabaoth but there are cheaper ways to give slaves Vitoc. And of course Vitoc should only be for slaves!
I gave out a warning to all those I love not to try this drink. Free trade is good but I do hope not to see this rubbish in the Khanid Kingdom. If you would sell it exclusivly in Minmatar and/or Gallente space you would have received a more kindly response from me.
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Deathwing
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Posted - 2004.07.20 05:33:00 -
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I'll take a beer
<Stavros> A MAN DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN KICKED MY ASS |
Deathwing
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Posted - 2004.07.20 05:33:00 -
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I'll take a beer
<Stavros> A MAN DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN KICKED MY ASS |
Emmerich Steiner
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Posted - 2004.07.20 05:52:00 -
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Same here, a Caldari Stout sounds good.
Currently training: Original Sig / Rank 1 / SP: 198000 of 256000 |
Emmerich Steiner
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Posted - 2004.07.20 05:52:00 -
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Same here, a Caldari Stout sounds good.
Currently training: Original Sig / Rank 1 / SP: 198000 of 256000 |
Haratu
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Posted - 2004.07.20 07:36:00 -
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An amarr drink... finally someone is thinking!
I roleplay... there is this computer game called "Earth - The First Genesis" where i play a character in the early 21st century. |
Haratu
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Posted - 2004.07.20 07:36:00 -
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An amarr drink... finally someone is thinking!
I roleplay... there is this computer game called "Earth - The First Genesis" where i play a character in the early 21st century. |
Jera
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Posted - 2004.07.20 08:19:00 -
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Originally by: Xetro Xerion ..some unknown chemical additives and trace amounts of Vitoc...
*Jera smirks*
Drink StarsiÖ gladfully leaves the Amarr slaves keymarket to its new competitor.
Discuss loyalty to the State issues on the 'Caldari' channel
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Jera
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Posted - 2004.07.20 08:19:00 -
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Originally by: Xetro Xerion ..some unknown chemical additives and trace amounts of Vitoc...
*Jera smirks*
Drink StarsiÖ gladfully leaves the Amarr slaves keymarket to its new competitor.
Discuss loyalty to the State issues on the 'Caldari' channel
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Lorna Doone
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Posted - 2004.07.20 14:40:00 -
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Nice ad. Very slick. Unfortunately for you, I'm an evolved, cogitative being and as such, I'm not even remotely convinced by your glib marketing patter.
So take your chemical-addled slop and shove it, because you know what? I ain't buying it!
--------------------------------------------------------------- "Meantime, all around me is violence and robbery, coarse delight and savage pain, reckless joke and hopeless death." |
Lorna Doone
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Posted - 2004.07.20 14:40:00 -
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Nice ad. Very slick. Unfortunately for you, I'm an evolved, cogitative being and as such, I'm not even remotely convinced by your glib marketing patter.
So take your chemical-addled slop and shove it, because you know what? I ain't buying it!
--------------------------------------------------------------- "Meantime, all around me is violence and robbery, coarse delight and savage pain, reckless joke and hopeless death." |
Xetro Xerion
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Posted - 2004.07.20 15:26:00 -
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Originally by: Lorna Doone Nice ad. Very slick. Unfortunately for you, I'm an evolved, cogitative being and as such, I'm not even remotely convinced by your glib marketing patter.
So take your chemical-addled slop and shove it, because you know what? I ain't buying it!
Dear Lorna, we have talked about his before. Do not let your self be that stressed. And let me remind you that my offer still stands. --
Knowledge is power, and power comes from the within |
Xetro Xerion
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Posted - 2004.07.20 15:26:00 -
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Originally by: Lorna Doone Nice ad. Very slick. Unfortunately for you, I'm an evolved, cogitative being and as such, I'm not even remotely convinced by your glib marketing patter.
So take your chemical-addled slop and shove it, because you know what? I ain't buying it!
Dear Lorna, we have talked about his before. Do not let your self be that stressed. And let me remind you that my offer still stands. --
Knowledge is power, and power comes from the within |
Xetro Xerion
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Posted - 2004.07.20 15:33:00 -
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Originally by: Ardor I am sorry Sabaoth but there are cheaper ways to give slaves Vitoc. And of course Vitoc should only be for slaves!
I gave out a warning to all those I love not to try this drink. Free trade is good but I do hope not to see this rubbish in the Khanid Kingdom. If you would sell it exclusivly in Minmatar and/or Gallente space you would have received a more kindly response from me.
Citizen Ardor, do not judge before knowing the truth. Open your eyes, look upon what is. What has been is not of what that will be. The Awakening has begun, the Gathering is closing.
Originally by: Lorna Doone Nice ad. Very slick. Unfortunately for you, I'm an evolved, cogitative being and as such, I'm not even remotely convinced by your glib marketing patter.
So take your chemical-addled slop and shove it, because you know what? I ain't buying it!
Dear Lorna, we have talked about his before. Do not let your self be that stressed. And let me remind you that my offer still stands.
And to the Starsi, we do give discount on large amounts.
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Knowledge is power, and power comes from the within |
Xetro Xerion
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Posted - 2004.07.20 15:33:00 -
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Originally by: Ardor I am sorry Sabaoth but there are cheaper ways to give slaves Vitoc. And of course Vitoc should only be for slaves!
I gave out a warning to all those I love not to try this drink. Free trade is good but I do hope not to see this rubbish in the Khanid Kingdom. If you would sell it exclusivly in Minmatar and/or Gallente space you would have received a more kindly response from me.
Citizen Ardor, do not judge before knowing the truth. Open your eyes, look upon what is. What has been is not of what that will be. The Awakening has begun, the Gathering is closing.
Originally by: Lorna Doone Nice ad. Very slick. Unfortunately for you, I'm an evolved, cogitative being and as such, I'm not even remotely convinced by your glib marketing patter.
So take your chemical-addled slop and shove it, because you know what? I ain't buying it!
Dear Lorna, we have talked about his before. Do not let your self be that stressed. And let me remind you that my offer still stands.
And to the Starsi, we do give discount on large amounts.
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Knowledge is power, and power comes from the within |
Lorna Doone
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Posted - 2004.07.20 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: Xetro Xerion Dear Lorna, we have talked about his before. Do not let your self be that stressed. And let me remind you that my offer still stands.
Stress? On the contrary, knowing the truth has brought me a sense of inner peace and serenity!
If I come across as a bit vocal, it's only because I wish to lead others to the truth, so that they too can achieve inner peace and serenity
--------------------------------------------------------------- "Meantime, all around me is violence and robbery, coarse delight and savage pain, reckless joke and hopeless death." |
Lorna Doone
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Posted - 2004.07.20 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: Xetro Xerion Dear Lorna, we have talked about his before. Do not let your self be that stressed. And let me remind you that my offer still stands.
Stress? On the contrary, knowing the truth has brought me a sense of inner peace and serenity!
If I come across as a bit vocal, it's only because I wish to lead others to the truth, so that they too can achieve inner peace and serenity
--------------------------------------------------------------- "Meantime, all around me is violence and robbery, coarse delight and savage pain, reckless joke and hopeless death." |
Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2004.07.21 02:54:00 -
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Which are the prime markets for the Vitalex? ----------------------------------------------
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2004.07.21 02:54:00 -
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Which are the prime markets for the Vitalex? ----------------------------------------------
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