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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.10.07 09:36:00 -
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Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Originally by: JordanParey
Lame... already done in this thread =/
Uh, ok, here's a another one for ya:
A minmatar walks into a gay bar....
..backwards.
that one got a small chuckle xD
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HankMurphy
Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.10.07 11:13:00 -
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Edited by: HankMurphy on 07/10/2008 11:15:19 ran across a terrible one today:
A Man goes into the Doctors and says
Man:"doctor, i can't get the song She's a woman out of my head. I whistle it in the shower, i sing it on the way to work. Hell I was humming it in the waiting room!"
DOCTOR: "boy, that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome to me"
Man:"is this kind of sydrome rare?"
DOCTOR:(with a bit of tune in his voice) "It's not unusual..."
------------------------------ everybody be cool this is a threadjack! just lay face down on the ground and no one will get hurt! |
Johnny Malloy
Caldari Blood Of Apocalypse
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Posted - 2008.10.07 14:20:00 -
[93]
how do you make holy water?
you boil the hell out of it.
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Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.10.07 18:07:00 -
[94]
What does a Christmas Tree and a Catholic Priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration. __________________________________________________________
Originally by: Liang Nuren wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
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Yuzo Kun
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Posted - 2008.10.09 22:37:00 -
[95]
Crap? yes Funny? I laughed
Lolz
It might be offensive to some..welcome to internets tho..
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Jago Kain
Amarr Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.10 01:38:00 -
[96]
How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb?
YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB; YOU'VE GOT TO SMASH IT!!!!
Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week, try the veal.
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Aalana
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.10.10 03:21:00 -
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Originally by: Last Wolf Edited by: Last Wolf on 01/10/2008 01:11:33 What do you call a Homosexual Dinosaur?
blahaha 10/10
Megasoreass!
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Epegi Givo
Amarr 181st Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.10 04:21:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Elysarian What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Idea...
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!
just got that one nice ------------------------------------- Total tractor beam overhaul/engine strength |
Kazhoth
Caldari Hitec Mining Corp Shadow Rock Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.10 10:19:00 -
[99]
Whats brown and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree onto you.
A pool table
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ShadowMaiden
Amarr Metal Machine
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Posted - 2008.10.10 11:42:00 -
[100]
I got stung by a bee today
ú20 for a jar of honey
I wish I was a 3ft Doll with a watering can and heterochromatic eyes |
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Thelying dutchman
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.10 12:52:00 -
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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a bit like one earlier but heard on TS while chatting with an aussie:
"hey, you ever eaten kangaroo?"
"yeah sure"
"How'd ya keep them legs apart then"
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ShadowMaiden
Amarr Metal Machine
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Posted - 2008.10.10 16:53:00 -
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I went to a planet where the dominant life form had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this lousy 'F' shirt...
Here's one here's one!
I'm not saying my sisters' fat...
... she might be reading this
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Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.11 09:25:00 -
[103]
Edited by: Brisco County on 11/10/2008 09:25:27
Originally by: Epegi Givo
Originally by: Elysarian What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Idea...
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!
just got that one nice
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?
Still no ****ing idear?
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Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.11 09:57:00 -
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Little Johnny was in class one day when his teacher tells the class to spell a word that begins with the letter that she calls out. She starts off with A and a girl raises her hand and spells apple. Then the teacher says B and Johnny raises his hand. The teacher does not call on him because ha always uses a swear, and she just knows he's going to say "*****". So she calls on someone else for every letter she gets to W. Nobody raises thier hands except Johnny. The teacher thinks for a moment, but can't think of a swear word that starts with W, so she calls on Johnny.
Johnny stands up and spells, "Woom".
"Do you mean womb, where babies come from?" asks the teacher.
"No, I mean woom. Like 2 elephants f*cking. WOOM WOOM WOOM!"
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Epegi Givo
Amarr 181st Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.12 17:22:00 -
[105]
lol -------------------------------------
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Adaera
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Posted - 2008.10.12 19:43:00 -
[106]
I have a dream that one day, chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
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