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Sir Doom Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.09.08 14:50:00 - [1] i dont know where to turn any more , ive tried to apply loans from everywhere , and they sent me here , :S and the question is , can i get a 5bil loan from here ? i dont have a collateral :S but i willl pay the loan back , the loan would be for 5 months and i would pay back 6 bil , If anyone is interested then please convo me Ingame : Sir Doom
Ji Sama Caldari Department of Defence	Posted - 2008.09.08 15:05:00 - [2] think you need to put up some collateral before someone will lend you the 5B... Also it would be a good idea to tell how you plan on raising the ISK needed to pay back the loan. why do you need it? "the majority of men has been dealt cards to a game they do not know how to play"
Treelox Amarr Market Jihadist Revolutionary Party	Posted - 2008.09.08 15:25:00 - [3] ......but will you make a video of you dancing in a thong in a kiddie pool of blue jello, while singing "My Way", wearing a white wife beater that has printed on it, "singing for isk"? I think that might be worth 5bil isk --
Sir Doom Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.09.08 15:27:00 - [4] i would if i have a cam :S
Ricdic Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.08 15:28:00 - [5] Originally by: Treelox ......but will you make a video of you dancing in a thong in a kiddie pool of blue jello, while singing "My Way", wearing a white wife beater that has printed on it, "singing for isk"? I might have actually agreed to that http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=500043 Largest Empire Research Alliance in EVE!
Sir Doom Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.09.08 15:31:00 - [6] Camoon anybody please , i really need it
Chomin H'ak The Trivenerate	Posted - 2008.09.08 15:56:00 - [7] I'm gonna be really nice and tell you this in words you'll understand. You have no plan except that you want to buy a carrier and will pay it back somehow. This does not give anyone any confidence that you will pay it back. Your offer will not be taken seriously. There are so many things wrong with what you did here, I suspect you are a troll. Barring that, an out an out fool. Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
Shadarle	Posted - 2008.09.08 16:10:00 - [8] Originally by: Sir Doom Camoon anybody please , i really need it Bolded and underlined above is the primary reason you would never get a single ISK from me. Second is your name. Third is that this had better be an attempted joke (Even though it isn't funny), otherwise this is truly one of the most pathetic posts on these forums in quite a while.
Treelox Amarr Market Jihadist Revolutionary Party	Posted - 2008.09.08 16:34:00 - [9] Originally by: Shadarle Third is that this had better be an attempted joke (Even though it isn't funny), otherwise this is truly one of the most pathetic posts on these forums in quite a while. A pretty sad joke that has been going on for hours in the Ebank Channel. Wish Ricdic would have an anti-begging rule in that channel similar to the forums rule. --
Ricdic Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.08 16:43:00 - [10] I advised him that contacting another bank or the MD forums might be a better option as we couldn't fulfill his loan. This is proof that EBANK aren't stifling the market by taking out all the prospective bonds and IPO's.
Kwint Sommer Caldari XERCORE	Posted - 2008.09.08 18:00:00 - [11] Originally by: Ricdic I advised him that contacting another bank or the MD forums might be a better option as we couldn't fulfill his loan. This is proof that EBANK aren't stifling the market by taking out all the prospective bonds and IPO's. Inline with that, I suggest you change your advertising slogan to: "EBANK, you can have our scraps. [Then smile like only Jack Nicholson can smile]" In fact, forget the motto, just have Jack Nicholson smiling. Where was I going with this again? Oh right, I don't feel that EBANK is stifling the market but "giving" us a loan you wouldn't touch in the first place is not how you go about showing it. Purchasing and Shipping Moon Minerals
Shar Tegral	Posted - 2008.09.08 18:18:00 - [12] Originally by: Kwint Sommer Oh right, I don't feel that EBANK is stifling the market but "giving" us a loan you wouldn't touch in the first place is not how you go about showing it. Please, trust me. Trying to help Ric understand that he's not half as clever in his posts as he thinks he is will only give you an ulcer. Not only well he never accept or understand insights not his own, he'll rage at you for even daring to tell him so. It is, truly, in this that Ric personifies the word oblivious. To Shar -verb: 1 - To say what you mean. 2 - To say what it means. 3 - To say something mean.
Chomin H'ak The Trivenerate	Posted - 2008.09.08 18:24:00 - [13] Originally by: Ricdic This is proof that EBANK aren't stifling the market by taking out all the prospective bonds and IPO's. Uh... this isn't a prospective bond/IPO or even loan for that matter. It's nothing but 'pwease wet me have some moneys so I can pwn every1 with my 1337 capship and try to pay you back even tho I donnoe how'... Whatever respect I had for you is gone. You've changed. Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
Kwint Sommer Caldari XERCORE	Posted - 2008.09.08 18:25:00 - [14] Originally by: Shar Tegral Originally by: Kwint Sommer Oh right, I don't feel that EBANK is stifling the market but "giving" us a loan you wouldn't touch in the first place is not how you go about showing it. Please, trust me. Trying to help Ric understand that he's not half as clever in his posts as he thinks he is will only give you an ulcer. Not only well he never accept or understand insights not his own, he'll rage at you for even daring to tell him so. It is, truly, in this that Ric personifies the word oblivious. I've got what must be a couple of megabytes of chat logs that show him being very reasonable. In the better part of two years of business with him I've never had a disagreement that wasn't resolved. Purchasing and Shipping Moon Minerals
Sir Doom Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.09.08 18:56:00 - [15] what are u guys talking about !!? does someone give me a loan or not?
Shar Tegral	Posted - 2008.09.08 19:15:00 - [16] Originally by: Sir Doom what are u guys talking about !!? does someone give me a loan or not? Not. If that wasn't clear enough, no. I hope you don't mind the derailment of your thread. Your topic was going nowhere fast as it is cyber pan handling. In fact your post has no place here and should have been reported and locked long ago. However may I suggest that you read the sticky and continue watching this forum. You could learn alot and eventually earn your own 5 billion to buy your carrier toon with. If you are half smart it should not take you no more than 6 - 8 months of hard work. In closing, I'm sorry that your dream is not coming true any time soon. But then we deal in isk here, not people's dreams. That is your own affair and responsibility, not ours. To Shar -verb: 1 - To say what you mean. 2 - To say what it means. 3 - To say something mean.
Sgt MotioN	Posted - 2008.09.08 19:18:00 - [17] ok sir you can make the cash urself... heres how.. 1.make buy orders for stuff below market and sell it for market value 2.do lv4 missions 3.make a R&D char on every character slot you have and mine datacores like that if u do these 3 things ull make a good 200mil or more per month.. just train ur guy up for carrier and buy the ship... ull be able to afford it in 10 months or so.. by then youn fly it too ... and no the answer is no1 is gna give u a loan since it doesnt seem like you know of any good ways to make money in eve... take action mate... look around in the market and exploit it.. heck.. train hulk.. if youne hard for 4 or 5 months i think youn afford it .. just dont beg cause you only make yourself look like a fool p.s. soz for the horrible english xD .. end language
CornerStoner	Posted - 2008.09.08 19:26:00 - [18] Originally by: Sir Doom what are u guys talking about !!? does someone give me a loan or not? Your request for a loan has been summarily dismissed. For some odd reason people aren't inclined to give you 5bil ISK unless you can say what it's for AND how you intend to pay it back etc. Weird huh?
Finedele Marquie-X Corp Majesta Empire	Posted - 2008.09.08 21:49:00 - [19] scandalous
Aramova Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.09.08 22:12:00 - [20] Originally by: Sir Doom what are u guys talking about !!? does someone give me a loan or not? In short: No. This isn't a new car loan for a high school grad. You're talking about billions of isk with zero proof that it will be repaid. There is no in-game method of coming after you should you take the money and run. What that means is, if I'm going to shell out 5b to you, you've got to have something solid to hand over in return. Be it Chribba's first born or a couple dozen Chlem's Cap Chargers, you'd better have something that makes someone risking the money worth it. Sorry mate, but you might as well give up the pipe dream of asking. ________________________________
Piru Industrial	Posted - 2008.09.08 22:14:00 - [21] Originally by: Sir Doom Edited by: Sir Doom on 08/09/2008 15:12:03 Edited by: Sir Doom on 08/09/2008 15:09:36 i can haz isk? fixed the op metal legs
Ricdic Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.08 22:30:00 - [22] Originally by: Shar Tegral Please, trust me. Trying to help Ric understand that he's not half as clever in his posts as he thinks he is will only give you an ulcer. You should probably learn how to read a joke before making an ******* post Shar.
Ricdic Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.08 22:34:00 - [23] Originally by: Kwint Sommer Oh right, I don't feel that EBANK is stifling the market but "giving" us a loan you wouldn't touch in the first place is not how you go about showing it. Actually the OP was offering plenty of different ways to make his loan work which is why I sent him here. Things like offering characters as security, and someone even offered to go guarantor for him. It's simply not our kettle of fish but it would not have surprised me one bit if someone like Ambo (basically someone who takes slightly riskier options) had picked this up. However whilst I told the OP to post here I didn't tell him how to post. He chose to spend 20 seconds throwing this thread up without thinking about what he was offering. I can't be held responsible for that. The stifling thing was a joke that a lot of people obviously missed. This is either related to Aussie humor differences or everyone else who replied negatively having something hard stuck up their rear ends. (and that was a joke to anyone who didn't get it)
Ricdic Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.08 22:36:00 - [24] Edited by: Ricdic on 08/09/2008 22:38:16 Originally by: Chomin H'ak Uh... this isn't a prospective bond/IPO or even loan for that matter. It's nothing but 'pwease wet me have some moneys so I can pwn every1 with my 1337 capship and try to pay you back even tho I donnoe how'... It's a loan which could have easily become a bond. The OP chose to castrate himself with his post structure. Asking for funds was always a valid option and as above he had a few bargaining chips he could use to get it (guarantor etc). He chose to jack it up. Quote: Whatever respect I had for you is gone. You've changed. Cry me a river and take note of the comment I made above about jokes and the people that don't get them.
Shar Tegral	Posted - 2008.09.08 22:40:00 - [25] Originally by: Ricdic The stifling thing was a slip of the ego that I'm trying to pawn off as a joke. I hope that a lot of people will miss the obvious. This is either related to Aussie differences or everyone else who replied knowing that I have something hard stuck up my rear end. (and this is a joke to anyone who didn't get it) The smiley face cleared that up this time though I edited the quote for you for greater accuracy. Perhaps you should add some fiber to your mental diet. Might help you to understand when you screw up, you don't get to **** off on others. Wait, falling for Ric's trolling again. Bad Shar, bad. To Shar -verb: 1 - To say what you mean. 2 - To say what it means. 3 - To say something mean.
Ricdic Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.08 22:50:00 - [26] Here's my original comment Originally by: Ricdic I advised him that contacting another bank or the MD forums might be a better option as we couldn't fulfill his loan. This is proof that EBANK aren't stifling the market by taking out all the prospective bonds and IPO's. Watch how hard it is to make it shown that this was a joke Originally by: Ricdic I advised him that contacting another bank or the MD forums might be a better option as we couldn't fulfill his loan. This is proof that EBANK aren't stifling the market by taking out all the prospective bonds and IPO's. It's really not rocket science. I said a joke and some people didn't have the mental capacity to recieve the joke. Maybe it was a bad joke but the fun thing about the internets is that without smilies it can be quite hard to determine the emotion being portrayed in a message. I will finalise this for you Shar. Assume that it wasn't a joke and my comment was still valid. Someone came to us and it didn't fit the bill (for us) so I (in my ultimate kindness) advised the person they might be able to try on the internet forums. I even offered BMBE or Dynasty bank as alternate avenues they could go towards. Anyway I thought this thread would be funny based on the OP and responses to him however it's actually much funnier watching people's panties getting in a knot because they don't like the way I do things. Sorry Shar but you need to suck it up and move on.
Chomin H'ak The Trivenerate	Posted - 2008.09.08 22:56:00 - [27] Originally by: Ricdic Here's my original comment Originally by: Ricdic I advised him that contacting another bank or the MD forums might be a better option as we couldn't fulfill his loan. This is proof that EBANK aren't stifling the market by taking out all the prospective bonds and IPO's. Watch how hard it is to make it shown that this was a joke Originally by: Ricdic I advised him that contacting another bank or the MD forums might be a better option as we couldn't fulfill his loan. This is proof that EBANK aren't stifling the market by taking out all the prospective bonds and IPO's. It's really not rocket science. I said a joke and some people didn't have the mental capacity to recieve the joke. Maybe it was a bad joke but the fun thing about the internets is that without smilies it can be quite hard to determine the emotion being portrayed in a message. I will finalise this for you Shar. Assume that it wasn't a joke and my comment was still valid. Someone came to us and it didn't fit the bill (for us) so I (in my ultimate kindness) advised the person they might be able to try on the internet forums. I even offered BMBE or Dynasty bank as alternate avenues they could go towards. Anyway I thought this thread would be funny based on the OP and responses to him however it's actually much funnier watching people's panties getting in a knot because they don't like the way I do things. Sorry Shar but you need to suck it up and move on. Who's bitter? Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
abraheam Dirty Denizens	Posted - 2008.09.08 23:04:00 - [28] I have found myself stopping here more and more instead of CAOD to get my days fill of drama lol. Anyways, you wont get your money for many different reasons, but the most important is because the following sequence of events will happen based on your post. 1. You will be filled with glee upon recieving your first carrier. 2. You will fill the lows with cargo expanders to haul goods to your home with. 3. You will either "think" you pushed the dock button, log off in a POS that has the password changed, or "think" you can take that tastey looking BS heavy gate camp. 4. You will get ganked with said cargo expanders in the lows. 5. You will quit Eve.
Ricdic Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.08 23:10:00 - [29] Sounds bitter but it's more meant to be a statement saying I won't be justifying my posts anymore. If someone doesn't like a post I make their (I lost respect for you) comments won't make me cry in a corner. I've kinda had enough of the public face that has to do everything right so when I post on Ricdic I will always say whatever I want. Now back to the OP. Doom you should write another post in here, use a spell checker and think about it for a while. Make it clear and concise. Have someone with Grade 3 English skills resolve the grammar and spelling mistakes, remove the leet speak and explain why you want the funds and what you are willing to do to recieve them. Frankly I expected you to do this from the start but instead you wrote this garbage. I have seen Jita local produce better requests for funds than your first post. Consider if you had 5 billion isk. Would you give someone a loan if they sent you a message stating the same as your first post?
Chomin H'ak The Trivenerate	Posted - 2008.09.08 23:30:00 - [30] Originally by: Ricdic Sounds bitter but it's more meant to be a statement saying I won't be justifying my posts anymore. If someone doesn't like a post I make their (I lost respect for you) comments won't make me cry in a corner. I've kinda had enough of the public face that has to do everything right so when I post on Ricdic I will always say whatever I want. I was going to put a in my post but figured you didn't either. Isn't turnabout fair play in that regard? Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.

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