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Hammer'n'Sickle CEO
Caldari HAMMER'N'SICKLE INDUSTRIES
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Posted - 2008.08.26 14:49:00 -
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Recently some disturbing events have taken place within the eve community, until now i have lived a peaceful life, but that has changed. Contacted by my great uncle Hammerfail CEO i was told of a buffoon who goes by the name of Hammerfall CEO, recently this poor excuse for a pod pilot has not only dragged the good Hammer name threw the mud, but has also commited the ultimate sin with his declaration to "pod" chribba, this was a despicable announcement, by a despicable man. Hammerfall CEO, i hearby challange you.
2008.08.26 14:27 HAMMER'N'SICKLE INDUSTRIES has declared war on Hammerfall Industries. After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
For your convenience we have included the appropriate CONCORD War Rules:
The weekly cost is 2,000,000.00 ISK and you will receive a bill which needs to be paid promptly to maintain the war. If the bill is not paid before it is due then the war will be cancelled. If the war is cancelled then do not pay any outstanding bills for that war.
When an active war has been cancelled, there is a 24 hour grace period during which you can still be legally attacked.
If you are at war with a corporation that joins an alliance then the war will change from being against the corporation to being against the alliance.
If you are at war with an alliance and a corporation leaves that alliance then you will still be at war with the alliance but also temporarily at war with the corporation that left. The war against the corporation that leaves an alliance lasts 24 hours during this period you can attack them until the war expires.
Should you wish to resume hostilities against such a corporation then you need to declare war again.
You have spoken your own words of doom, today it is you that will be doomed, i shall chase you to the ends of the universe, there is no escape for you our your kind, prepare yourself. Hammerfall CEO...........I MUST BREAK YOU.
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Sindek Yarivov
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Posted - 2008.08.26 14:56:00 -
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I know its a PvP game but pod Chribba? It's certainly one way for this Hammerfall clown to get noticed. I hope you all wipe the floor with 'em.
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Zraken Hawkwing
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Posted - 2008.08.26 14:58:00 -
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Hahaha classic Rocky IV! Up there with classic script lines like "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan" and "why you eyein' my lemon drink?"
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Hammertroll CEO
Caldari Hammertroll Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.26 17:37:00 -
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YOU GO GIRL!
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Niques Leutre
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Posted - 2008.08.26 17:38:00 -
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Hammerfall CEO has always been a bit of an attention *****. I remember a while back he even used his alt to create a fake flame post. In it, he had his alt whine about how badly he had her arse kicked despite outgunning the elite pilots of Hammerfall. He also kept bolding the name Hammerfall for good measure, just like that, in case anyone should have doubts who totally kicked ass.
Then he accidentally posted with his main instead of his alt and exposed himself as a fraud. Everyone got a barrel of laughs out of that.
I wish I could find the link... ___________________________________
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Hammerfall Ceo
Caldari Hammerfall Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.26 18:00:00 -
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Edited by: Hammerfall Ceo on 26/08/2008 18:05:22 Dear hammer-whatever CEO, this is real Hammerfall Industries CEO speaking.
I would like to say on behalf of my corporation that this thread is full of FAIL as you and your little Goonswarm-propaganda corporation.
We defeated Knights of the Southercross alliance (one of the best PVP alliances in EvE history) and we will defeat you (Goonswarm/Red Alliance).
See you in the battle (unless you like to sit on station all the day and make these pathetic threads).
And yes, I fought with Chribba and lost. But this won't be the final attempt on this holy quest.
edit: Hammertroll CEO: You wait your turn and be quiet until then.
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Ikaa LoveYums
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.08.26 18:06:00 -
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Normally Goon-propaganda is more amusing then this.
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m3rr
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Posted - 2008.08.26 18:33:00 -
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Originally by: Hammerfall Ceo Edited by: Hammerfall Ceo on 26/08/2008 18:05:22 We defeated Knights of the Southercross alliance (one of the best PVP alliances in EvE history)
lmao what |
Julia Heart
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Posted - 2008.08.26 18:48:00 -
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HAMMERFALL
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.08.26 19:12:00 -
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HAMMERTIME -----------------------------------------
Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Efdi
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.08.26 19:26:00 -
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HAMMERz0r _______________________________ Yes, I am an alt. No, I can't post with my main; he's forum banned. Yes, I will be happy to smack you with my main when I'm unbanned. |
Cygnus Zhada
Amarr Reckless Corsairs
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Posted - 2008.08.26 19:45:00 -
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Edited by: Cygnus Zhada on 26/08/2008 19:47:06 failOP fails at being funny or original.
Also fails at being a main.
------------ We didn't want that boot.ini anyway |
Zephyr Rengate
dearg doom
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Posted - 2008.08.26 22:15:00 -
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On a side note Hammerfall the band kick ass.
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mothyowns
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Posted - 2008.08.26 22:32:00 -
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Originally by: Hammer'n'Sickle CEO
You have spoken your own words of doom, today it is you that will be doomed, i shall chase you to the ends of the universe, there is no escape for you our your kind, prepare yourself. Hammerfall CEO...........I MUST BREAK YOU.
WHAT a great few lines Have fun with the dec, won't ya? mothy
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Commander Thrawn
the united
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Posted - 2008.08.26 22:59:00 -
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Originally by: Hammerfall Ceo Edited by: Hammerfall Ceo on 26/08/2008 18:05:22 We defeated Knights of the Southercross alliance (one of the best PVP alliances in EvE history)
bwahahahahahha
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Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.08.26 23:05:00 -
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STOP
shitposting time
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Eternal Error
Exitus Acta Probant
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Posted - 2008.08.27 03:29:00 -
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Originally by: Hammertroll CEO YOU GO GIRL!
You have no idea just how hard I lol'd when I read "hammertroll industries." I'm still laughing.
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Rawrior
Gallente Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.08.27 07:59:00 -
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snakes on a hammer
_____ TEH FORUM POLICE!!1!11!@2! |
Zantei
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Posted - 2008.08.27 10:32:00 -
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Hammer 'n chips ------------------------------------------
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techzer0
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.08.27 11:02:00 -
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Originally by: Commander Thrawn
Originally by: Hammerfall Ceo Edited by: Hammerfall Ceo on 26/08/2008 18:05:22 We defeated Knights of the Southercross alliance (one of the best PVP alliances in EvE history)
bwahahahahahha
agreed... i wanted to agree with nexus and say stop failposting... but this saved it ------------ CCP > Let's play the nerf a race game! Next up minmatar! |
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Joachim Kato
Zawa's Fan Club
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Posted - 2008.08.27 11:25:00 -
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Originally by: Commander Thrawn
Originally by: Hammerfall Ceo Edited by: Hammerfall Ceo on 26/08/2008 18:05:22 We defeated Knights of the Southercross alliance (one of the best PVP alliances in EvE history)
bwahahahahahha
I'm tellin ya - hammerphail ceo delivers.
Can't get why all those tardz are flaming the dude/chick (whatever)? For me his bulldump is a nice thing - it's somewhat refreshing compared to usual "How to start yarring?", "My first yarr!!!1", "I was scammz0red!!!1" and so on junk threads.
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Sindek Yarivov
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Posted - 2008.08.27 14:41:00 -
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Originally by: Hammerfall Ceo Edited by: Hammerfall Ceo on 26/08/2008 18:05:22 Dear hammer-whatever CEO, this is real Hammerfall Industries CEO speaking.
I would like to say on behalf of my corporation that this thread is full of FAIL as you and your little Goonswarm-propaganda corporation.
We defeated Knights of the Southercross alliance (one of the best PVP alliances in EvE history) and we will defeat you (Goonswarm/Red Alliance).
See you in the battle (unless you like to sit on station all the day and make these pathetic threads).
And yes, I fought with Chribba and lost. But this won't be the final attempt on this holy quest.
edit: Hammertroll CEO: You wait your turn and be quiet until then.
I can't believe someone actually said Knights of the Southern Cross was a good PvP alliance much less "one of the best PvP alliances in EvE history." That alone makes this thread full of FAIL.
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Hammerfail CEO
Caldari Hammerfail Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.27 14:53:00 -
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Hammerfall Ceo never ceases to amaze me with his outrageous claims.
The only true Merc Corp left in New Eden is the mighty Hammerfail Industries, providing outstanding and cheap services to any and all. Our most recent contract has seen us destabilize many NC Alliances allowing the likes of BOB and Tri to steamroll them into submission. |
Zhenga
Black Thorn Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.08.27 17:47:00 -
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Originally by: Hammerfail CEO Hammerfall Ceo never ceases to amaze me with his outrageous claims.
The only true Merc Corp left in New Eden is the mighty Hammerfail Industries, providing outstanding and cheap services to any and all. Our most recent contract has seen us destabilize many NC Alliances allowing the likes of BOB and Tri to steamroll them into submission.
Can this spam posting person pls get a nice ban?
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Hammerfall Ceo
Caldari Hammerfall Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.28 07:51:00 -
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Originally by: Hammerfail CEO Hammerfall Ceo never ceases to amaze me with his outrageous claims.
The only true Merc Corp left in New Eden is the mighty Hammerfail Industries, providing outstanding and cheap services to any and all. Our most recent contract has seen us destabilize many NC Alliances allowing the likes of BOB and Tri to steamroll them into submission.
Don't pay attention to this goonswarm imposter, because we are the real Hammerfall Industries.
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Pete X
Minmatar Novus Ordem Seclorum
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Posted - 2008.08.28 09:37:00 -
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i'd like to give him a big hug ( and maybe steal his wallet at the same time )
Quote: Yeah, and if you feel you were unfairly popped by a member of the Church... complain to Garmon and see if he gives a shit
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.08.28 09:51:00 -
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Hammers are tools, and usually not the sharpest in the shed, at that.
Just sayin'.
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ECHAeries
The Subtle Knife Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.08.28 09:58:00 -
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Cant We all Just Get Along? Come On Everyone....Group Hug *\o/*
Contact Graves Warship for Sigs! |
Noelle Fay
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.08.28 10:35:00 -
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Everything with "Hammer" in it's name officially sucks. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- The secret to success, whether it's women or money, is knowing when to quit. I oughta know: I'm divorced and broke. |
Leviathan9
Gallente Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.08.28 17:46:00 -
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Originally by: m3rr
Originally by: Hammerfall Ceo Edited by: Hammerfall Ceo on 26/08/2008 18:05:22 We defeated Knights of the Southercross alliance (one of the best PVP alliances in EvE history)
lmao what
I'm as confused as you... ----------------------------
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