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Tishlin Veredici Aurelius Federation	Posted - 2008.08.12 05:42:00 - [1] 1. We all know that Garmon fights fro honor and women. 2. Therfore, Holy Garmon needs somewhere to store his honor. 3. However, Garmon would never do something so silly as sacrificing defense for honor storage, no matter how convenient. 4. Therefore, where does Garmon store his honor? I must know, this question has been wracking my brain for hours.
Artemis Rose Odd End of the Universe	Posted - 2008.08.12 06:24:00 - [2] You just don't ask theological questions about Garmon __________________________________________________ Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine. WTB Purple Nerf Bat.
Burn Mac Minmatar Burning Steel Inc.	Posted - 2008.08.12 06:54:00 - [3] My guess whould be somewhere in Amamake.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.12 06:59:00 - [4] His honorable wife honorably holds His honor You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Nel Corba	Posted - 2008.08.12 07:10:00 - [5] Originally by: Artemis Rose You just don't ask theological questions about Garmon to the contrary we must always strive to seek out the truth surely it is a sign of cowardice when a man stumbles upon such inconsistencies and fails to question them
Arvald Caldari Ninjas N Pirates Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2008.08.12 07:11:00 - [6] Originally by: Tishlin Veredici 1. We all know that Garmon fights fro honor and women. 2. Therfore, Holy Garmon needs somewhere to store his honor. 3. However, Garmon would never do something so silly as sacrificing defense for honor storage, no matter how convenient. 4. Therefore, where does Garmon store his honor? I must know, this question has been wracking my brain for hours. .......HES A WITCH, BURN HIM CLEANSE THIS UNHOLY THREAD WITH FIRE
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.12 07:27:00 - [7] Originally by: Arvald Originally by: Tishlin Veredici 1. We all know that Garmon fights fro honor and women. 2. Therfore, Holy Garmon needs somewhere to store his honor. 3. However, Garmon would never do something so silly as sacrificing defense for honor storage, no matter how convenient. 4. Therefore, where does Garmon store his honor? I must know, this question has been wracking my brain for hours. .......HES A WITCH, BURN HIM CLEANSE THIS UNHOLY THREAD WITH FIRE You talking about the op right? I'd hate to put you on the HK list You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Arvald Caldari Ninjas N Pirates Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2008.08.12 09:21:00 - [8] Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Originally by: Arvald Originally by: Tishlin Veredici 1. We all know that Garmon fights fro honor and women. 2. Therfore, Holy Garmon needs somewhere to store his honor. 3. However, Garmon would never do something so silly as sacrificing defense for honor storage, no matter how convenient. 4. Therefore, where does Garmon store his honor? I must know, this question has been wracking my brain for hours. .......HES A WITCH, BURN HIM CLEANSE THIS UNHOLY THREAD WITH FIRE You talking about the op right? I'd hate to put you on the HK list yes im talking about the op, i am angered and saddened that you would assume i am speaking blasphemy against the almighty garmon, ALL HAIL GARMON YOUR ONE AND ONLY LORD
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.12 09:45:00 - [9] Your loyalty will be rewarded! You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Travivi	Posted - 2008.08.12 09:53:00 - [10] Unless it is loyalty to the dark side, your loyalty is weak. Join the dark side, and we shall rule the galaxy.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.12 10:14:00 - [11] good luck finding the galaxy while you tripping over shit in the dark You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Travivi	Posted - 2008.08.12 10:28:00 - [12] Garmon has been expunged from the game of eve.
Xindi Kraid Kraid Salvaging	Posted - 2008.08.12 11:11:00 - [13] Hear me citizens of New Eden. The so called Lord Garmon is false. He is but a second-order simulcum, a rumor. His supposed victory against a Gallente fleet is merley a lie told by the Caldari Militia's inept fleet commanders to keep you all in the dark about the true state of the war. --Bird of Prey: Forum God Caveat Emptor Caveat Venditor CAVEAT
HONORABLEWARRIORSWIFE	Posted - 2008.08.12 11:25:00 - [14] Proof They did have around 40-50, 1/2 got out
Xindi Kraid Kraid Salvaging	Posted - 2008.08.12 11:35:00 - [15] Originally by: HONORABLEWARRIORSWIFE Proof They did have around 40-50, 1/2 got out 1: You name breaks the forums 2: Can Garmon's next act be to assasinate and replace the Caldari FCs with somone who knows what they are doing? --Bird of Prey: Forum God Caveat Emptor Caveat Venditor CAVEAT
HONORABLEWARRIORSWIFE	Posted - 2008.08.12 11:40:00 - [16] Garmon fights for the Amarr
Xindi Kraid Kraid Salvaging	Posted - 2008.08.12 11:52:00 - [17] who are the allies of the Caldari. Wouldn't want the Ammar to lose because their allies are incompetant. --Bird of Prey: Forum God Caveat Emptor Caveat Venditor CAVEAT
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2008.08.12 12:00:00 - [18] Garmon's Honor cannot be contained in standard cargoholds. and it's also the only honor to be splet with capital H. ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
Travivi	Posted - 2008.08.12 12:04:00 - [19] I guess we will never know about the Heretic's honor as he has been expunged from eve for not believing in the dark side.
Dr Deadbolt Gallente	Posted - 2008.08.12 13:17:00 - [20] I met garmons wife the other night. there was lots of honor I offered my honor she honored my offer All night long I was honor and offer
malcotch Gallente Federal Defence Union	Posted - 2008.08.12 14:11:00 - [21] Originally by: HONORABLEWARRIORSWIFE Proof They did have around 40-50, 1/2 got out Luckily I warped in at 50km, unfortunately some of the fleet warped in at 0km . It was a clever trap though! We learn't a lesson and we will not be grabbing the rattlesnake by the tail again.
Khraunus	Posted - 2008.08.12 14:52:00 - [22] Originally by: Dr Deadbolt I met garmons wife the other night. there was lots of honor I offered my honor she honored my offer All night long I was honor and offer
Dantesnewavatar	Posted - 2008.08.12 15:14:00 - [23] is it possible for Garmon to confirm where he stores his honor
Slanty McGarglefist	Posted - 2008.08.12 15:29:00 - [24] __________________________________________________ Originally by: CCP Wrangler No Doh!
Rhak Amharr Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.12 15:41:00 - [25] He stores his honor in the wrecks of non-believers. Hail Him!
Eschiava Q	Posted - 2008.08.12 15:43:00 - [26] Edited by: Eschiava Q on 12/08/2008 15:44:25 Originally by: Dr Deadbolt I met garmons wife the other night. there was lots of honor I offered my honor she honored my offer All night long I was honor and offer Blasphemers shall not go unpunished!
Yendaj Minmatar Heretic Research Heretic Nation	Posted - 2008.08.12 22:14:00 - [27] Originally by: Dr Deadbolt I met garmons wife the other night. there was lots of honor I offered my honor she honored my offer All night long I was honor and offer Hahahha, I am Garmon's wife and even I had many lulz at that ^^^
Xindi Kraid Kraid Salvaging	Posted - 2008.08.12 22:41:00 - [28] Originally by: Rhak Amharr He stores his honor in the wrecks of non-believers. Hail Him! It''s what contaminates the lorentz fluid --Bird of Prey: Forum God Caveat Emptor Caveat Venditor CAVEAT
Shigsy The Golden Goat	Posted - 2008.08.13 01:30:00 - [29] I keep his honor down my pants. (ask him srsly)
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.13 01:43:00 - [30] Dr Deadbolt is a poet You're not afraid of the dark, are you?

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