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Sheriff Jones Amarr Please Enter Password	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:09:00 - [31] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 06/08/2008 20:11:18 (One last before i head off for a weeks vacation. Sowwy ) ding ding! Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: You nerfed the suicides! You nerfed speed! You ne gets pushed to the street Wrangler: Thank you and have a good day! ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and we Customer: Why the suiciders?! Whyyy gets pushed out to the street Wrangler: Have a good day! ding ding Wrangler: Hello th Customer: Suicider... pushed out to the street Wrangler: Bye! ding ding Wrangler: ... Customer: ... Wrangler: ... Customer: Su... pushed to the street ding ding Customer is pushed to the street. Wrangler: POD off! Wrangler: Right! ding THUNK! Ow! click click Wrangler: Go...ne...fis...hi...ng!! hangs sign on door (Fly safe people! Back in a week if there's a problem with the stabilizer coils o7) My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Joey Meow	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:22:00 - [32] Cute, made me laugh...
Captain Porter	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:32:00 - [33] This is definitely what I needed for today. Thanks for the laughs and enjoy your vacation.
Master Akira Central Research Nexus	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:35:00 - [34] I lol'ed
Sheriff Jones Amarr Please Enter Password	Posted - 2008.08.13 12:19:00 - [35] ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to CCP! How can i help you? Customer: I wish to Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to CCP! How can i help you? Customer: Er... Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to CCP! How c how c how czzzzzz... Wrangler: Sorry sorry! puts a tape recorder and livesize doll away Went to the shops. Now then... Customer: I wi Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to CCP! How can i help you? Customer: You're not serious... Wrangler: Protocol. Customer: Right, can we move this sketch along now? Wrangler: Certainly sir. Customer: Now, i wish to complain! Wrangler: Very good. About? Customer: That bell over the door needs to be nerfed. Wrangler: The bell sir? Customer: Yes. It's keeping me awake on god awful hours. Wrangler: I could take it off sir.. Customer: That would be very nice. Wrangler: But then i don't have a start for the sketch. Customer: Excuse me? Wrangler: The "ding ding" at the start, how do i know when to start the sketch? Customer: Why not just start it? Wrangler: Just start it?! Are you mad? Yo0u can't just START the sketch. That would be too simple and that's not how we do things here at CCP. Customer and Wrangler look at camera. Customer: Well, maybe a muffler of sorts? Wrangler: What, like a sock? Customer: Yes! A sock would be splendid. Wrangler: Wouldn't it make it a bit, thunky? Customer: Well let's try.....there, try the door now. thunk thunk Wrangler: See? Customer: But it's more pleasent. Wrangler: For you perhaps, but my audience demands some form of similarity. Customer: Then what do you propose we do hmm?? Wrangler: I could ofcourse tell you to sod off. Customer: True, but wouldn't the audience think it's a bit of a cheap ending? Wrangler: Oh don't worry, they play EVE, they don't expect things to actually work. Customer and Wrangler look at camera. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Pak Narhoo Gallente Pacific Starfleet Command	Posted - 2008.08.13 12:43:00 - [36] Crap, now I have to fish the red bull out of my keyboard.....
Sheriff Jones Amarr Please Enter Password	Posted - 2008.08.13 12:52:00 - [37] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 13/08/2008 12:52:39 Originally by: Pak Narhoo Crap, now I have to fish the red bull out of my keyboard..... ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to CCP! How can i help you? Pak Narhoo drops a keyboard on the counter. Wrangler: Yes? Pak Narhoo: I spilled red bull on it! Wrangler: I fail to see the logic in blaming CCP for it... Pak Narhoo: People complain about WoW... Wrangler: Fair point. Pak Narhoo: So, I want it fixed! Wrangler: Well, hmm...oh! lifts finger and gives Pak Narhoo duct-tape Stick it on your ship as a counter-nano-nerf-device! Pak Narhoo: How on ea... Wrangler: Red bull gives you wiiiiiiiiiiings!! Pak Narhoo: .... Wrangler: I know... My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Orogaldeo Amarr Star Horizons Rule of Three	Posted - 2008.08.13 13:02:00 - [38] This made my Week ________________________________
Bruja Ry Caldari Copperhead Arsenal	Posted - 2008.08.13 13:03:00 - [39] Good stuff, keep it coming. http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=807663&page=1
Bald Rikk The Legendary Fleet	Posted - 2008.08.13 16:41:00 - [40] THis thread is definitly the best in a while Thankyou -- Baldrikk Originally by: CCP Explorer You can still steal their stuff.

Niccolado Starwalker Shadow Templars	Posted - 2008.08.13 16:51:00 - [41] Oh man! This thread is pure gold! Thanks for the laughs!! Originally by: Dianabolic Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL
Karentaki Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.08.13 16:53:00 - [42] ROFL - Epic win there. ============= RE: The suicide nerf Originally by: agent apple I believe I can safely speak for many of us when I say, Dear Devs, Go Back to WOW
Locke DieDrake Human Information Virus	Posted - 2008.08.13 17:05:00 - [43] Epic! You sir, win the forum wars. ______________________________________________ Goon FC(08/12/06):"its a trap" "that thing is fully operational"
Lord Haur Amarr Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.08.13 17:07:00 - [44] Brilliant! Hilarious! Can we get a post from CCP Wrangler pls? If anyone can find him and poke him that is... --- Sig Starts Here --- Lord Haur - Imperial Academy Logistical Support
Transmaniacon Minmatar Strike-Force-Alpha	Posted - 2008.08.13 17:14:00 - [45] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 13/08/2008 12:52:39 Originally by: Pak Narhoo Crap, now I have to fish the red bull out of my keyboard..... ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to CCP! How can i help you? Pak Narhoo drops a keyboard on the counter. Wrangler: Yes? Pak Narhoo: I spilled red bull on it! Wrangler: I fail to see the logic in blaming CCP for it... Pak Narhoo: People complain about WoW... Wrangler: Fair point. Pak Narhoo: So, I want it fixed! Wrangler: Well, hmm...oh! lifts finger and gives Pak Narhoo duct-tape Stick it on your ship as a counter-nano-nerf-device! Pak Narhoo: How on ea... Wrangler: Red bull gives you wiiiiiiiiiiings!! Pak Narhoo: .... Wrangler: I know...
Kuar Z'thain Destructive Influence Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.08.13 17:24:00 - [46] I started reading the first one and I honestly expected more parrot. Someone clue me in please... These are all great btw.
Jim McGregor	Posted - 2008.08.13 17:26:00 - [47] I support bashing Wrangler, its one of my favorite hobbies. --- Originally by: Roguehalo Can you nano Titans?
Sheriff Jones Amarr Please Enter Password	Posted - 2008.08.13 17:54:00 - [48] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 13/08/2008 17:54:20 ding ding Wrangler: .... Customer: Hello? Wrangler: .... Customer: Umm, i want... Wrangler: .... Customer waves hand. Customer: Hello? I wish to complain? Wrangler: .... Customer: Umm... Wrangler: .... Customer reaches towards Wrangler with an extended finger. Wrangler: ERIS!!!! Customer falls down on the floor holding his chest. Wrangler walks to back of store: Eris, this cloaking device doesn't seem to work... Customer: a a....r... My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Neth'Rae Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance	Posted - 2008.08.13 18:21:00 - [49] Oh god, these are great xD I can easily visualize everything in my head while reading it, hilarious :D Request signatures at EVE-GFX
JamnOne Amarr	Posted - 2008.08.13 18:35:00 - [50] Glad to see your back from Fishing... Thank You for the recent updates! After dealing with software companies and updates this morning I needed a good laugh. Didn't need to fall out of my chair, but I needed the laugh. I hate backward compatibility issues. ________________________ Originally by: CCP Wrangler So, it's all my fault. Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!

JamnOne Amarr	Posted - 2008.08.13 18:36:00 - [51] Edited by: JamnOne on 13/08/2008 18:36:54 EDIT: Even the Eve software hates me and made me double post. ________________________ Originally by: CCP Wrangler So, it's all my fault. Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
Orogaldeo Amarr Star Horizons Rule of Three	Posted - 2008.08.13 18:42:00 - [52] can we have a strip about rats? that would be awesome :P ________________________________
Sheriff Jones Amarr Please Enter Password	Posted - 2008.08.13 18:50:00 - [53] Originally by: Orogaldeo can we have a strip about rats? that would be awesome :P A EVE-mentality-sort-a-person would ask ISKies for requests....lucky for you, i'm not! ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to CCP! How can i help you? Customer: Squeak. Wrangler: I see. And how was it yesterday? Customer: Squeak squeak. Wrangler: That is problematic. You want some form of a solution for this? Customer nods. Wrangler: Well certainly sir. Customer: Squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak... Wrangler: Don't worry about it, it's quite harmless. Customer: Squeak! Wrangler: No no, my pleasure. Now just a moment. Wrangler goes to back of store and comes back after a moment. Wrangler: there we go, that should cure all your problems. Customer: Squeak squeak squeak, squeeeak! Squeak squeak! Wrangler: Oh you're too kind sir, fly safe now! ding ding Eris: Umm...wrangler? Wrangler: Yeah? Eris: Did i just see a rat scurry out with a freakin laser beam attached to its head? Wrangler: Actually it was a T2 tachyon beam laser. Eris: Right. Forget i asked. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Please Enter Password	Posted - 2008.08.14 12:11:00 - [54] ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: Helloooo. I'm new, you know, a "noob" haha, i need a ship! Wrangler: Certainly sir and might i add what a fine choice you've made in your multiplayeristic ventures. Customer: Thank ya, thank ya. Sooo, what'ya got? Wrangler: Seeing as you are new to the world, may i suggest one of our rookie ships? Customer: Certainly! Sounds like a good idea. Wrangler: How about the Impairor, the standard of all starting Amarr pilots. Blast away your foes with your mighty lasers. Customer: I don't like it. Wrangler: Fine enough, how about the Ibis! Wreck havoc to your enemies with mighty missil Customer: No. It's ugly. Wrangler: Fair enough...oh this you'll like, the Velator. Training method of the droneprone pilots of the space. Your enemies won't even kn Customer: Nooot for me, no. Too much to manage. Wrangler: Very well...ok, ok, every childs dream...the Reaper! Ooooooh! Reap your enemies with your reaping reaper an Customer: Noo, too gloomy. Wrangler: Too gloomy?! For space!? Customer: Yes. I'd like something more chirpy. Wrangler: What, like a sparrow?! Customer: Oh yes! One of those please. Wrangler: We don't have ny freakin sparrows here!! Customer: Hmh. Fine. What do you have? Wrangler: I just told you, impairor, ibis, velator and the reaper. Customer: Nothing else? Wrangler: Well depends what you want to do... Customer: Pewpew! Wrangler: ...no. We don't. Customer: What about shuttles? Wrangler: What about them? Customer: Surely i can fly one of those. Wrangler: Yes, but you can't pewpew. Customer: Says who? Wrangler: Says the lack of guns! Customer: Minor defect. Wrangler: Mino...minor defect?! How, in all that is holy, are you planning to hit anything without any guns?!? Customer: I'll ram 'em. Wrangler: ...what? Customer: I'll ram 'em hard. Wrangler: .... Customer: From behind. Wrangler: Out. Customer: And then i'll ram 'em again! Wrangler: GET OUT!!! Customer is pushed out to the street. Wrangler: ngh...i hate checks watch....thursdays. I hate thursdays. Customer peeks thorugh door: "What about PODs?" My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Roshan longshot Gallente Ordos Humanitas	Posted - 2008.08.14 13:12:00 - [55] Sheriff Jones, you made my day. But been looking for Wrangler or Eris to poke their nose in the thread.... Damn you CCP! Why did you have to make such a good game?? Yes you drew me back AGAIN! Oh well wheres the Omber?
Sheriff Jones Amarr Please Enter Password	Posted - 2008.08.14 13:16:00 - [56] Originally by: Roshan longshot Sheriff Jones, you made my day. But been looking for Wrangler or Eris to poke their nose in the thread.... I haven't My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Tratis Sykes Gallente Heavy Industry Technology and Logistics	Posted - 2008.08.14 13:36:00 - [57] This is great stuff, Sheriff. Had to fight not starting to laugh out loud here at work. What happend to your friday petitions btw? Haven't seen them for a while. Keep on with it Sir! Sir! .. We are completly surrounded!! - Excelent! Then we can attack in every direction!
The Wounded Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2008.08.14 13:53:00 - [58] U'r missing one about big fleet battles between nap-fests losing ships to lag
Neth'Rae Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance	Posted - 2008.08.14 18:13:00 - [59] It just keeps getting better, the last one was hysterical :D Dey see me trollin, dey hatin, moddin they tryin to catch me postin dirty..
Gerog Gallente Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.08.15 01:59:00 - [60] This is funny. Congrats on bringing some humor into a dull day Those that came before us are our bridge into history, but we must move forward and never forget the lessons of the past.



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