xargis
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Posted - 2008.08.04 02:56:00 -
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Quoted from the mighty Vasili z A few new corp-mates of mine were wondering how the world came about, and I said unto them "I shall link you to the Bible of Donk", but alas, it was deleted from these forums. No more shall my followers be left in the dark:
In the beginning CCP created the planets, and stars. And the universe was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And CCP said, let there be Donk. And CCP saw the Donk, and it was good: and CCP divided the donkers from the donked And CCP called the donkers pirates, and the donked he called carebears. And CCP said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of space, and let it divide the donkers from the donked. And CCP called the firmament Stargates. And Low-Sec and High-Sec were the first day. And CCP said, Let the donked under the stargates gather together unto one place, and let the asteroids appear: and it was so. And CCP called the asteroids Belts; and the gathering together of the donked he called Mining Ops: and CCP saw that it was good. And CCP said, Let the donked bring forth ore, and minerals, and the manufacturing hangar after his kind, who seeds the BPO's upon the donked: and it was good. And the Market was the 2nd day. And CCP said, Let there be modules in the slots of the ship to divide the donkers from the donked, and let them be for shooting, and for tanking, and for mining, and hauling: And CCP made two great requirements, the powergrid to rule the turrets, and the CPU to rule the capacitor: he made rigs also. And CCP set them in the Megathron, to mock all Gallente under the Stargate. And to rule over the Tech 1 and the Tech 2, and to divide the gank from the tank: and CCP saw that it was also good. And High slots and Low slots were the 3rd day And CCP said, Let there be Alliances, and CCP saw that it was good. And CCP said, Let the alliances bring forth abundantly the moving donkers and donked that hath life. And CCP created Band of Brothers, and every living donker that moveth, which the Donk brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and Goonswarm saw that it was devsploits. And CCP blessed Goonswarm, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the donkers killboard, and let donked multiply on your own. And Killboards were the 4th day. And CCP said, Let the station bring forth the NPC after his kind, agents, and concord, and rat of the Belt after his kind: and it was so. And CCP said unto all that may live under the stargate, let the NPC bring forth abundantly the ISK that rules the Market, and it was so. And to rule over the complexes, and the missions, and to divide the rich and the poor: and CCP saw that it was also good. And Bounties were the 5th day And CCP said, Let us make Donk in our image, after our likeness, and let it have dominion over the donkers and donked of high sec, and the donkers and donked of low sec, and over all the donkers, and over every creeping donked that creepeth under the Stargate And so CCP created Donk in his own image, in the image of CCP created he him, donkers and donked created he them. And CCP said unto the donked, Behold, I have given you every mineral-bearing ore, which is upon the Belts under the Stargate; to you it shall be for manufacturing And CCP blessed the donkers, and CCP said unto them, call primaries, watch local, and replenish the killboard, and subdue it: and have dominion over every living donked that moveth under the Stargate. And CCP saw the Donk that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And PVP were the last day. THUS the solar systems and the regions were finished, and all the host of them. And on the seventh day CCP ended his work which he had made; And he answered petitions from all the work which he had made.
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