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CCP Mindstar
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Posted - 2008.07.04 17:19:00 -
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"I'm quite big in the MMORPG community"
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Nigel Sheldon
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Posted - 2008.07.04 17:53:00 -
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was in a bar with my brother, and there were a couple of girls in there quite clearly under 16, and they kept giving him the eye (god only knows why...prehaps they thought he was easy) anyway, the came up to him asking for a beer, which he repeatly said no too, making quite sure they understood he wasn't interested...anyway just as we were about to move on one of them came up too him and wanted to go home with him for a little bit of "fun".....he was really ****ed, looked at her straight...and said...
"SURE, DO YOU HAVE AN ID!!!" it's a good job he can duck real quick....
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Big Al
Stoat's Ultimate Carebear Adventure
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Posted - 2008.07.04 18:51:00 -
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"Let me tell you about our muru attempts last night"
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Blydchyld
Caldari
Galactic Extensive Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.07.04 20:40:00 -
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was flirting with a girl in work today, she came over to my desk with some paper work and i was playing with eve-mon. I quickly alt-tabbed and looked at her.
Her reply was 'I've got more SP than you, im in BOB' so i punched her in the foof.
(Not really we're having 'Lunch' tomorrow.)
I LIKE ARK!
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Lilan Kahn
Amarr
The Littlest Hobos
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Posted - 2008.07.04 20:47:00 -
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one of my corpies picked up a girl with the line of
"you'r ugly but i am desperate"
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The TX
Gallente
Earth Inc.
Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.07.04 21:11:00 -
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 Originally by: Zephyr Rengate
Originally by: The TX
I can never see the word 'come' and not think of it's rude meaning. I always let out a little internal titter when I see it.
want to come with me?
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Etchyboy
Minmatar
Firman AB
101010 Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.05 00:41:00 -
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Great legs. What time do they open?
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.05 01:42:00 -
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Originally by: ILikeTastyPie
Originally by: Tarminic
OOH! I have experience with this.
My wife is fat and I'm average looking, which resulted being hit on occasionally by girls because they thought that since they were skinny I'd automatically start flirting with them. Obviously this was annoying, so any time anything like that happened I'd just start talking about EVE, using every piece or jargon I knew. Works almost instantly. 
Haha your very flattering about your wife, I think you described how to not pull a girl in the first 4 words 
I didn't mean it as an insult, but she is. She was that way when we started going out and I'm attracted to her regardless. It's not something either of us are afraid of mentioning.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.05 02:00:00 -
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HEY, someone get Shamu back in the tank!!
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Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
The Harlequinade
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Posted - 2008.07.05 02:03:00 -
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Typical Nebraska weather?
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.07.05 03:26:00 -
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Originally by: Blydchyld
was flirting with a girl in work today, she came over to my desk with some paper work and i was playing with eve-mon. I quickly alt-tabbed and looked at her.
Now THAT one is a keeper .
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Ryan Scouse'UK
omen.
The Requiem
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Posted - 2008.07.05 04:34:00 -
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This post has been cleared of inappropriate content.
Regards,
The EVE Online Moderation team |
mamolian
Eternity INC.
Project Alice.
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Posted - 2008.07.05 05:24:00 -
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Originally by: Delvardious Kaesos
I like the tried and true "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Awesome 
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