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Bellum Eternus
Gallente Death of Virtue Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.05.21 10:43:00 -
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To wit:
"wanted to thank you guys for makin me not want to play this game ever again....you guys do a great job at being ****in *****s.....hopefully someone who is a bigger ******* than you, ****s you and your puny little game up...**** off"
Not the wittiest, or the longest, or the most creative, but definitly from the heart lol. I love this stuff. Makes Eve worth playing. Bellum Eternus
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Baby Hauh
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Posted - 2008.05.21 10:48:00 -
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mines better
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2008.05.18 17:44 smoke the***** u fukin jew sickle cell motherfuker hope u can afford the 100 mill isk bounty on ur head ur lucky this is a game cause in real life i would of shot u in ur face ***** ho or wanna be pimp ass mother****** u aint got **** thats why u rob people and juist when u think ur badass there is always someone better like me
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sliver 0xD
exiles.
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Posted - 2008.05.21 10:50:00 -
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what a nice fan mail.
gues you did something he didnt like :) --- Somebody needs a hug! |
Bellum Eternus
Gallente Death of Virtue Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.05.21 10:52:00 -
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Originally by: Baby Hauh mines better
Quote:
2008.05.18 17:44 smoke the***** u fukin jew sickle cell motherfuker hope u can afford the 100 mill isk bounty on ur head ur lucky this is a game cause in real life i would of shot u in ur face ***** ho or wanna be pimp ass mother****** u aint got **** thats why u rob people and juist when u think ur badass there is always someone better like me
I didn't post it as a ****ing contest. Take the e-peen elsewhere. The rest of you, share your heartfelt hatemails. Bellum Eternus
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Aniel Zaar
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Posted - 2008.05.21 10:55:00 -
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It makes me laugh seeing both how this person is taking it way too seriously and how you find joy in someones shallowness. Truly, there must be something more attractive in this game then receiving hate mail from people who (probably) need to see a psychiatrist, or at least an adviser.
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Exlegion
New Light Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.21 11:08:00 -
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Originally by: Bellum Eternus
Originally by: Baby Hauh mines better
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2008.05.18 17:44 smoke the***** u fukin jew sickle cell motherfuker hope u can afford the 100 mill isk bounty on ur head ur lucky this is a game cause in real life i would of shot u in ur face ***** ho or wanna be pimp ass mother****** u aint got **** thats why u rob people and juist when u think ur badass there is always someone better like me
I didn't post it as a ****ing contest. Take the e-peen elsewhere. The rest of you, share your heartfelt hatemails.
It does seem like you're whipping your e-peen out, and when someone else whips his out to compare you get upset. I agree with the post above. The fact you enjoy this doesn't really make you the normal one.
One of us equals many of us. Disrespect one of us, you'll see plenty of us. - Gang Starr |
Mugmoneus X
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Posted - 2008.05.21 11:11:00 -
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Edited by: Mugmoneus X on 21/05/2008 11:10:48 Hatemail is win
end of
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Lavraen
Minmatar Black Podding
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Posted - 2008.05.21 11:21:00 -
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I was cursed in Romanian once by someone I stole ore from.
It was my favourite hatemail for ages and made a change from receiving mails from my eve stalker who moved onto tracking down my facebook account in RL. I couldn't find an online translator so had to go to jita and ask in local and some nice gent told me I'd been cursed.
Anyway, I thought it was all a load of rubbish, this curse business, till I spotted a magpie and a dog bit me on the face.
Moral of the story: don't steal ore from Romanians because they will voodoo your ass.
Lavraen |
Xtreem
Knockaround Guys Inc. Exxxotic
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Posted - 2008.05.21 11:43:00 -
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i got told to
"worm my ass"
that was it, the whole eve mail, made me chuckle though, so simple yet totally to the point :)
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Tomas Ysidro
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.05.21 11:59:00 -
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I suicide smartbombed a group of 5 macks once, was told in local that I was a terrorist and that they were going to grass my mother :S --------------------------------------------
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Bertha Mactara
Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.05.21 12:03:00 -
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All this pirate love makes me wanna be a pirate now :( -----------------------------
BERTHA MACTARA Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Special Squad Leader |
Flaming sambuka
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.21 12:41:00 -
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I got told that 'one day... in real life, I will kill you'. (thats the cut down version ofc
WE PLAY WITH OUR MEMBERS |
The Tzar
Malicious Intentions
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Posted - 2008.05.21 12:51:00 -
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Edited by: The Tzar on 21/05/2008 12:51:58 Maybe in EvE 2010 they will include a heart rate monitor so we can see which of these smackers is ACTUALLY close to death over a bloody (amazing) video game.
There are two types of victim/target, the one who wants to learn how you did that..., this man patiently waits for night to pass and the sun to rise again.
Or the other type (which cause so much amusement) who expect everyone else to turn the world faster underneath them. Imagine what these folk are like in real life, need much whinger?
** shudders at thought of beng so utterly useless **
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'Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until they speak' __________________________________________ |
Inertial
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.21 13:07:00 -
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I blew up some guys ship some time ago, asked for a ransom for his pod, he refused, I blew his pod up. Found him one day later in the same system and the same fricking belt. Blew him up again and asked for a ransom for his pod, again he refused, but this time he also came with some nice threats:
Victim> ***** its you again i didnt have a many but i remember you busturd Victim> i promise you that i will try to find you Inertial > good Victim > and kill Inertial > You can normally find me in Oulley Victim > again and again] Inertial > At the bottom station Victim > that nation are you& Victim > in life
Could have Petitioned him, but I was hoping to catch him again
we are recruiting!
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Dude Why
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Posted - 2008.05.21 13:55:00 -
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I had an eve stalker once. Now I think he's quit. Brilliant. He made alts and camped in the system I camped, convo'd me perma. He scared me.
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Svalentine2
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.05.21 13:57:00 -
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Originally by: The Tzar
edit : check out this bit of humerous smack:- http://www.havoc-inc.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1608 br
Your avatar on that link is very, very distracting!
Sval |
1Evildude
We Come In Peace
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Posted - 2008.05.21 14:02:00 -
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I've never really gotten any real good hate mail tbh...
Best I've come across was when I tried to kill a Brutix in my Thorax, but he was stabbed and managed to get away. He then sat on the highsec gate and started calling me a *** b*** , f** and things like that in local.
When I was back in highsec, he did convo me afterwards and apologized for his terrible behavior and that he was only really freaked out when he was attacked.
*** Of all the things I've lost, I miss my boot.ini file the most ***
Mega Night Out! |
Dude Why
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Posted - 2008.05.21 14:05:00 -
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I was watching that avatar full like 5minutes.
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easei
AnTi. Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.05.21 14:05:00 -
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One day we popped some guys tech 2 hauler, he told us to get a REAL job in the game.
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Celador Nane
the united
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Posted - 2008.05.21 14:33:00 -
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Hatemail does indeed make piracy..
Ive had ones telling me how small my **** is..., how they are going to track me down IRL and r@pe my family dog.
But my personal favorite was from a couple of weeks ago..
"Dear Celador Nane
I hope your next poo is a hedgehog
-Bye"
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Helix Fluxx
Contempo Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.05.21 14:42:00 -
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Edited by: Helix Fluxx on 21/05/2008 14:42:54
Originally by: Celador Nane I hope your next poo is a hedgehog
ROFLMAO!!!
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Agent Li
Galactic Defence Consortium BLACKHAWK FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.05.21 14:43:00 -
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When I get blown up, I usually think it's funny.
I see that other people find it hilarious - and usually it's because I was an idiot - so why shouldn't we all laugh at the fireworks, and pat each other on the back for the lulz?
Some of the really agitated types in this game need to log off and drink a bottle of Scotch. ------------------
Let me show you around. That's my lab table, and this is my workstool. And over there is my intergalactic spaceship. And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire. |
Yanik Olsen
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Posted - 2008.05.21 14:53:00 -
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Originally by: Celador Nane
"Dear Celador Nane
I hope your next poo is a hedgehog
-Bye"
Now THAT is funny, laughed my ballacks off at that
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Jovoich
Expeditionary Fleet 1 Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2008.05.21 15:31:00 -
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After I scammed someone -
"that was very rude, now I will never buy your items, now i will be rude, go **** your mom in her ass"
After I war decced a corp that was annoying me -
Dear Jovoich, I am the Liason of Affairs of Omega Destiny. You have declared war onto our corp, and i want to express my deep sympathy to your loss of isk. Have fun.
After I kicked the crap out of the people who I war decced -
2008.05.14 13:58 Dear Senor Jovoich, I have heard from the grapevine that i was being quite an annoyance. I wanted to apologize for any grievance that i might have caused, and i wish to start anew. I understand that this message is a little late, but i wish to heal any wounds i might have created between our two corperations. Griznatle
Win :P
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Goyda
Veni Vidi Vici. XIII Legio
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Posted - 2008.05.21 20:18:00 -
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My fave was "Death...expect it soon."
I did get a stalker once, anchored cans in hakonen calling me a tool, then changing them saying I live in fear, convoing me asking to 1v1. le sigh. good times.
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Mangold
Einherjar Rising Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2008.05.21 20:23:00 -
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Edited by: Mangold on 21/05/2008 20:23:46 How about this one?
2007.02.06 13:39 go to hell *******
-------------------- 2007.02.06 13:37 Thank you.
Have a nice clone.
2007.02.06 13:25 **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.05.21 20:50:00 -
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I don't get hatemail, everyone loves me
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gu o
Dark Prophecy Inc. Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.05.21 21:28:00 -
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Originally by: Mangold Edited by: Mangold on 21/05/2008 20:23:46 How about this one?
2007.02.06 13:39 go to hell *******
-------------------- 2007.02.06 13:37 Thank you.
Have a nice clone.
2007.02.06 13:25 **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU
I must say that evemail is so simple, buts its hilarious.
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Avaricia
The Accursed
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Posted - 2008.05.22 03:43:00 -
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fresh one, though not necessarily hatemail it made me laugh pretty good (he's had a rough day)
2008.05.22 01:14 i am new and u killed me so many times now i am a broke ***** and all my **** is in that dock lol
-------------------- 2008.05.22 01:13 why u keep dyin?
-------------------- 2008.05.22 01:11 why u keep killin me
reign of terror griefmatic |
Pulsar Solaris
Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.05.22 07:23:00 -
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Originally by: Lavraen Moral of the story: don't steal ore from Romanians because they will voodoo your ass.
It's 3.30 AM and I think I just woke my roommate up with my burst of laughter. Seriously LOL'd.
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