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Ervol Libra
Pinky and the Brain corp
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Posted - 2011.09.08 20:58:00 -
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Flying to Iceland tomorrow, please put in your requests on what to do at the CCP office, its not far from the apartment I'm staying at.
Things already to do:
- Make sure all doors in the building can't be opened - Draw ugly forums on the windows
Post your ideas
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Denidil
The Graduates Morsus Mihi
79
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Posted - 2011.09.08 20:58:00 -
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Get arrested, got to PMITA prison. get laughed at by soundwave.
[edit] and quick, give me your **** before you get banned WiS is kinda cool and all, but FiS is more important.-á More FIS WORK! Nerf Supers, get the new backgrounds, buff assault ships, do the 0.0 balance, buff lowsec. and make a space pony! DUST SHOULD BE ON THE PC (a real platform!) GDI! I WILL NOT BUY A FQNG PS3 |
The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
414
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Posted - 2011.09.08 20:59:00 -
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get a bacon sub at Nonnis, eat at Icelandic Fish and Chips. both by the ccp office, both own |
Herping yourDerp
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
35
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:01:00 -
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put a sign on all the doors and windows that state the failures of incarna and how to fix it. leave a pair of pants and a shirt at the doorstep |
Abbadon
Pukin' Dogs D0GMA
7
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:02:00 -
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Make sure that any time a car pulls into the CCP car park that all occupants are automatically ejected into the CCP store cupboard.
And for extra realism - make sure they are force fed valium so they have that "Incarna" look.
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William Cooly
Sol Enterprises
2
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:05:00 -
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Buy a lot of fake jewelry and dress-up clothes, along with a deliveryman outfit, then go into the office and ask them where they want the new Incarna content.
Alternatively, for added lulz, do the same thing, but with a door instead. |
Koroz
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Morsus Mihi
8
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:05:00 -
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Kill evreyone!
No seriously, if you get into the CCP office and meet the devs tell them they are amazing. Its upper management that is doing thing against the wishes of the player-base the devs are still as amazing as ever.
Oh and get drunk... very drunk. |
Xython
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
48
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:05:00 -
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Bring flowers and a nice card that says "Please don't Kill EVE for Crosshairs-FPS-#1523A and World of Emo." Address both to CCP Hellmar, leave it with the receptionist and run like hell. |
baltec1
25
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:06:00 -
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Find a way into the CCP car park and do this. |
Large Collidable Object
morons. Interstellar Hobos
161
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:08:00 -
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Could you please throw a couple of cigarette butts into Flyingscotsmans coffee and when he complains, tell him it's not optional because coffee and cigarettes are one thing? morons are recruiting. You know who you are! |
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Gregor Palter
10
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:17:00 -
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Assuming there's snow atm, go to the side of their building, pull your willy out and 'write' "Incarna sucks" in the snow, then get their attention. Remember that to make it really big you'll need to drink a few beers first. Excuses are the refuge of the weak. |
Elyssa MacLeod
GloboTech Industries
6
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:19:00 -
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Do a barrelroll
er
see if theres a gift shop lol
**** FiS Its Called EVE |
mentalkiller
W0lfz. Fat Raptor Ltd
3
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:19:00 -
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You should do something involving snowballs and peeing :P But then again, congratulate the devs for an awesome job /mentalKiller |
Tabatha Ravenclaw
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
13
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:38:00 -
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1. Don a monocle 2. Usher the CCP staff into a room of small proportions. 3. lock them in that room so they have to sit there and stare at the ******* door! |
Spurty
V0LTA VOLTA Corp
12
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:48:00 -
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"mums gone to Iceland!"
Get me a cool black shirt :-)
---- CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |
Demica Diaz
EVE University Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2011.09.08 22:09:00 -
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Ervol Libra wrote:Flying to Iceland tomorrow, please put in your requests on what to do at the CCP office, its not far from the apartment I'm staying at.
Things already to do:
- Make sure all doors in the building can't be opened - Draw ugly forums on the windows
Post your ideas
You could thank CCP for making EVE Online. |
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
0
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Posted - 2011.09.08 22:34:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:get a bacon sub at Nonnis, eat at Icelandic Fish and Chips. both by the ccp office, both own
I would definitely agree but would then add the lamb sub at Nonnis and later the "Bill Clinton's world's best hot dog" with the mysterious brown sauce.
Issler |
Fix Lag
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
41
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Posted - 2011.09.08 22:37:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:get a bacon sub at Nonnis, eat at Icelandic Fish and Chips. both by the ccp office, both own
bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon |
Crunchmeister
THORN Syndicate BricK sQuAD.
34
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Posted - 2011.09.08 22:46:00 -
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Bribe Hilmar with some pickled herring to dump NEX shop work and work on spaceship content. |
octahexx Charante
The Scope Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2011.09.08 22:46:00 -
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buy a plastic viking helmet paint your face in icelands flag colors and get pissdrunk and passout without your pants at their main entrance.
when u wake up att jail tell them you came for the volcano and your the god of fire.
also if you get time ask ccp management to read the forums. |
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KamikazeBrAzIl
Crimoria Co Vera Cruz Alliance
1
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Posted - 2011.09.08 23:18:00 -
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run naked inside CCP HQ take a poop over a "spaceship content dev" chair |
Ervol Libra
Pinky and the Brain corp
7
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Posted - 2011.09.09 20:28:00 -
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well I arrived in Reykjavik, getting ready and i bought lots of sticky notes for someones car. |
Chester D Molester
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
23
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Posted - 2011.09.09 20:44:00 -
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KamikazeBrAzIl wrote:run naked inside CCP HQ take a poop over a "spaceship content dev" chair
spaceship content devs no longer have the funding for chairs |
Dark Calling
Royal Order of Security Specialists
32
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Posted - 2011.09.09 20:51:00 -
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Chester D Molester wrote:KamikazeBrAzIl wrote:run naked inside CCP HQ take a poop over a "spaceship content dev" chair spaceship content devs no longer have the funding for chairs
Hahahaha
Got some good laughs from this thread..
- DC
Failure Is Not Falling Down.. Failure Is Refusing To Get Back Up |
Magnus Orin
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
19
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Posted - 2011.09.09 21:29:00 -
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Have a steak at Argentina's. Mmmm good.
Whatever you do, do not eat at Aktu Taktu. |
Diomedes Calypso
Aetolian Armada
10
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Posted - 2011.09.09 22:13:00 -
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octahexx Charante wrote:buy a plastic viking helmet paint your face in icelands flag colors and get pissdrunk and passout without your pants at their main entrance.
when u wake up att jail tell them you came for the volcano and your the god of fire.
also if you get time ask ccp management to read the forums.
What more needs to be said ? pluuus 1
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Dex Ironmind
Vorpal's Edge
4
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Posted - 2011.09.09 22:31:00 -
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Tabatha Ravenclaw wrote:1. Don a monocle 2. Usher the CCP staff into a room of small proportions. 3. lock them in that room so they have to sit there and stare at the ******* door!
ROFL! That made me laugh out loud!!
Dex was here. |
kenxi
Wormhole Router's
0
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Posted - 2011.09.09 23:25:00 -
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Gotta do the upper Decker in one the bathrooms or if possible do it in ccp helmar's private bathroom |
Dalmont Delantee
Shiloh Technologies STR8NGE BREW
1
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Posted - 2011.09.10 06:41:00 -
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Start shooting at an indestructable object in the middle of the city and pretend to cancel your subs :P |
MisterNick
The Sagan Clan Pax Romana Alliance
2
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Posted - 2011.09.10 09:17:00 -
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Yeah you definitely have to show up at their place wearing a monocle |
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Ervol Libra
Pinky and the Brain corp
7
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Posted - 2011.09.10 10:43:00 -
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MisterNick wrote:Yeah you definitely have to show up at their place wearing a monocle
There must be a store around here selling a monocle. But that'll have to wait till tomorrow got other things to do today (for some reason i thought swimming at the blue lagoon would be awesome n its frigging 7 degrees Celsius here :X |
MisterNick
The Sagan Clan Pax Romana Alliance
2
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Posted - 2011.09.10 10:49:00 -
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Ervol Libra wrote:MisterNick wrote:Yeah you definitely have to show up at their place wearing a monocle There must be a store around here selling a monocle. But that'll have to wait till tomorrow got other things to do today (for some reason i thought swimming at the blue lagoon would be awesome n its frigging 7 degrees Celsius here :X
More beer, that's the ticket. One thing those icelandic folks know about is drinking |
Ervol Libra
Pinky and the Brain corp
7
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Posted - 2011.09.10 10:51:00 -
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MisterNick wrote:Ervol Libra wrote:MisterNick wrote:Yeah you definitely have to show up at their place wearing a monocle There must be a store around here selling a monocle. But that'll have to wait till tomorrow got other things to do today (for some reason i thought swimming at the blue lagoon would be awesome n its frigging 7 degrees Celsius here :X More beer, that's the ticket. One thing those icelandic folks know about is drinking
Yeah gotta find a decent place here to get beer, there's a small store nearby but the best they had was Tuborg which is crap. |
Tenchi Sal
DeathStar Systems
2
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Posted - 2011.09.10 11:28:00 -
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self destruct your pod in front of their building. |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
1
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Posted - 2011.09.10 11:32:00 -
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William Cooly wrote:Buy a lot of fake jewelry and dress-up clothes, along with a deliveryman outfit, then go into the office and ask them where they want the new Incarna content.
Alternatively, for added lulz, do the same thing, but with a door instead.
This |
Ashalin Tora
Single Sun
1
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Posted - 2011.09.10 13:52:00 -
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KamikazeBrAzIl wrote:run naked inside CCP HQ take a poop over a "spaceship content dev" chair
Don't do this! You'll have to run by a bunch of offices and a flight of stairs as well! ... You might trip and hurt something apart from your dignity.
Also, screw Nonni. Get Hl+¦lli, it's way much better and just as unhealthy. |
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CCP Navigator
C C P C C P Alliance
39
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Posted - 2011.09.10 14:07:00 -
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Ervol Libra wrote:MisterNick wrote:Ervol Libra wrote:MisterNick wrote:Yeah you definitely have to show up at their place wearing a monocle There must be a store around here selling a monocle. But that'll have to wait till tomorrow got other things to do today (for some reason i thought swimming at the blue lagoon would be awesome n its frigging 7 degrees Celsius here :X More beer, that's the ticket. One thing those icelandic folks know about is drinking Yeah gotta find a decent place here to get beer, there's a small store nearby but the best they had was Tuborg which is crap.
Depending on where you are staying there are limited places in Reykjavik in which you can purchase canned beers to take out, so to speak. Vinbudin is the state regulated off sales and you can find a list of outlets here. It is also important to note that they tend to close at 18:00 on Saturday so get to it as quick as you can
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Aguilarr Cokey
The Exploration Company Ravensgaard
0
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Posted - 2011.09.10 14:21:00 -
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Inform them repeatedly that due to wife aggro, you have to stop playing eve, but that for the next few days, for each ISK they send you, you will double it
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Tivookz
Long Dong Corp Intergalactic Exports Group
2
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Posted - 2011.09.10 14:50:00 -
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Go to the office wearing a home made Monocle. Use your imagination to create one or just put a coin in one of your eyes.
Ask them if you can haz some real ingame content added to EVE sometime this decade that isn't as game breaking as the monocle. |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
9
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Posted - 2011.09.10 14:59:00 -
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Request to see Hilmar strut his vanity parading along a catwalk like a wayward diva in his $1,000 jeans. |
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Gregor Palter
16
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Posted - 2011.09.10 15:43:00 -
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Singeabooty Raj wrote:Request to see Hilmar strut his vanity parading along a catwalk like a wayward diva in his $1,000 jeans.
Being Hilmar, he might actually take you up on that. The mental scars would never heal.
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Eva'Ryvonne Charmp
Aura of Darkness Nulli Secunda
0
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Posted - 2011.09.10 16:48:00 -
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CCP Navigator wrote:Depending on where you are staying there are limited places in Reykjavik in which you can purchase canned beers to take out, so to speak. Vinbudin is the state regulated off sales and you can find a list of outlets here. It is also important to note that they tend to close at 18:00 on Saturday so get to it as quick as you can
Aha! Now i understand how you were able to get all these non-eve playing hot looking girls to the Fanfest party back in march
During fanfest CCP is selling countless cans of Polar Beer and Gull all night long while other stores are long closed.
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Ashalin Tora
Single Sun
2
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Posted - 2011.09.10 16:59:00 -
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Oh, and if you're into beers, make sure you try this one out. It's the best. |
Eladaris
Excessum Industries Excessum Gaming
77
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Posted - 2011.09.10 17:45:00 -
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To be honest, if you're really looking to make waves... walk into the lobby, snag a copy of Fearless, and upload it as a PDF to the internet.
Right? |
Grot Bags
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
7
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Posted - 2011.09.10 17:58:00 -
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Sacrafice a goat outside the front reception and pray to the Gods for intervention to get Eve back on track. |
Ervol Libra
Pinky and the Brain corp
7
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Posted - 2011.09.10 19:19:00 -
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CCP Navigator wrote:Ervol Libra wrote:MisterNick wrote:Ervol Libra wrote:MisterNick wrote:Yeah you definitely have to show up at their place wearing a monocle There must be a store around here selling a monocle. But that'll have to wait till tomorrow got other things to do today (for some reason i thought swimming at the blue lagoon would be awesome n its frigging 7 degrees Celsius here :X More beer, that's the ticket. One thing those icelandic folks know about is drinking Yeah gotta find a decent place here to get beer, there's a small store nearby but the best they had was Tuborg which is crap. Depending on where you are staying there are limited places in Reykjavik in which you can purchase canned beers to take out, so to speak. Vinbudin is the state regulated off sales and you can find a list of outlets here. It is also important to note that they tend to close at 18:00 on Saturday so get to it as quick as you can
Any chance thats near the CCP office? can't really read islandic and the english info just states that the selling of alcohol is restricted |
Shal Tora
Single Sun
0
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Posted - 2011.09.10 21:01:00 -
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It's within walking distance, but you'll be moving away from the fun spots of Reykjavik. Seriously though, going to the liquor store will do you no good if you're here for the nightlife. The bouncers won't let you in with your own booze, but their bartenders would be happy to charge you a ton more than the liquor store does for some of theirs.
By the way, J+í.is is our equivalent to a phone book and Google maps. |
Ervol Libra
Pinky and the Brain corp
7
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Posted - 2011.09.10 21:10:00 -
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ty for the info, wasn't planning on bringing my own booze to a bar but its nice to have some in the apartment since its pretty expensive at bars here.
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Shal Tora
Single Sun
0
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Posted - 2011.09.10 21:14:00 -
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Ervol Libra wrote:ty for the info, wasn't planning on bringing my own booze to a bar but its nice to have some in the apartment since its pretty expensive at bars here.
Extremely. It's not exactly cheap at the liquor store either.
Anyways, if you're in central Reykjav+¡k and have some free time on your hands, take a look at the Kolaport tomorrow. It's just a flea market filled with foreigners, but the stuff you can see and taste there is pretty awesome. |
Ervol Libra
Pinky and the Brain corp
7
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Posted - 2011.09.12 19:18:00 -
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Shal Tora wrote:Ervol Libra wrote:ty for the info, wasn't planning on bringing my own booze to a bar but its nice to have some in the apartment since its pretty expensive at bars here. Extremely. It's not exactly cheap at the liquor store either. Anyways, if you're in central Reykjav+¡k and have some free time on your hands, take a look at the Kolaport tomorrow. It's just a flea market filled with foreigners, but the stuff you can see and taste there is pretty awesome.
Went there yesterday thnx for the tip, and well I don't have to go find out where the CCP office is anymore, we went to the maritim museum and well its attached to that. Allready bought a few items to hand over for the NEX store, pink star shaped sunglasses, a t-shirt stating some icelandic word which is hard to pronounce (and making fun of that) a necklase from lava. Couldn't really see a front desk so I'll probably have to put it into an enveloppe and adress it to someone in the building.
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Baralosus
Crimson Empire.
12
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Posted - 2011.09.12 21:02:00 -
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Tabatha Ravenclaw wrote:1. Don a monocle 2. Usher the CCP staff into a room of small proportions. 3. lock them in that room so they have to sit there and stare at the ******* door!
But then they won't be able to work on developing the game... oh wait... |
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
3
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Posted - 2011.09.12 21:14:00 -
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I hope you brought lots of onions with you.... |
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2011.09.12 21:29:00 -
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Be sure to wash Magnus' car. |
eatsbabies cienfuegos
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.09.12 21:45:00 -
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Ervol Libra wrote:Flying to Iceland tomorrow, please put in your requests on what to do at the CCP office, its not far from the apartment I'm staying at.
Things already to do:
- Make sure all doors in the building can't be opened - Draw ugly forums on the windows
Post your ideas
make sure you see snoori's house. it's awesome. i think it's a couple hours away from reyk though
stay out of the western fjords. they take forever... |
Ervol Libra
Pinky and the Brain corp
7
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Posted - 2011.09.13 16:05:00 -
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A question for the CCP staff, Do you guys always have pizza's when having a meeting?
And do you always let the door towards the museum open, could see some interesting slides and stuff Just some abbreviations i didn't understand on the WOD one
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Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
45
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Posted - 2011.09.13 16:11:00 -
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This should give you some inspiration...
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1106/CCPCSMMeetingMinutes.jpg
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Arkahnov
Shiney Things
0
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Posted - 2011.09.13 16:26:00 -
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Chester D Molester wrote:KamikazeBrAzIl wrote:run naked inside CCP HQ take a poop over a "spaceship content dev" chair spaceship content devs no longer have the funding for chairs
+1 sir |
Ervol Libra
Pinky and the Brain corp
7
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Posted - 2011.09.13 17:26:00 -
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Well there was a broken window |
T'amber Anomandari Demaleon
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2011.09.13 17:53:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:get a bacon sub at Nonnis, eat at Icelandic Fish and Chips. both by the ccp office, both own
I was dreaming of nonnis last night :|
Microtransactions Crowdsource and Survey |
Meeogi
Debitum Naturae RED.Legion
2
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Posted - 2011.09.13 18:17:00 -
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1. Go to a 2nd hand store and buy 200 pair of cheap pants for like $ 3 a pair.
2. Go to C.C.P office with a sign that says " Trendy Japanese pants 1200 dollars"
3. Profit.
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