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Wrayeth
Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.04.16 14:56:00 -
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Edited by: Wrayeth on 16/04/2008 14:57:01 Alrighty. I wouldn't normally post on these forums, but this was so hilarious that I had to pass it on.
A corp member asked on our internal boards what was going on as far as the rumblings of war in and around the North. Another corpmate replied with this:
Originally by: J'inn
It's really cpmplicated Ron.
We left Fluf alone for an hour. As Head of the Don't Leave Fluf Alone Security Division I offer my apologies. I had RL issues, and the other guys all were afk at the time.
Nevertheless, Fluf was left alone for appx one hour. During that time he was seen afk flying out of IMK in a Badger mumbling something about some system that didn't have enough POSes in it. Reports are that he was somewhat delusional, i.e., generally normal Fluf in a Hauler mindset.
Well when I got back from being pestered by SHE WHO SHALL BE OBEYED! the Insurgency CEO was on the line screaming about Fluf's hauler, some POSes and something to do with a rabid Boston Terrier. It was hard to make out due to his screaming. Then of course I was distracted by some TRI directors yelling about some issue with Fluf and one of their carriers and some chat log where he told them that he was going to put POSes on every moon in TRI space and there wasn't a damn thing they could do about it.
So I tried to contact Fluf . . . here is the chat log :
J'inn: FLUF WHERE ARE YOU!!??
Fluf: must fuel towers . . . .
J'inn: FLUF!!!
Fluf: wha,? Who? Where? LEAVE ME ALONE I AM BUSY!!
J'inn: Fluf we have talked about this. You aren't supposed to leave Tribute alone. Things happen when you do.
Fluf: I am FLUF!! Destroyer of Worlds!! I do not need an escort!!
J'inn: <sigh> Yeah but I got TRI complaining that
Fluf: KILL!!!
J'inn: And then there is Celestial Apoc.
Fluf: KILL!!!!
J'inn: I even got a phone call from the Federal Trade Commssion.
Fluf: Eve has that?
J'inn: NO THE REAL FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION!!! Did you really petition the US Government to place a POS in orbit of the moon?
Fluf: IT NEEDS ONE!!
J'inn: Okay . . . okay calm down. Where the hell are you anyways?
Fluf: I am in Branch. Leave me alone I'm busy.
J'inn: <sigh> Okay I am sending the Rapid Fluf Retreival Team for you.
Fluf: FINE!!
J'inn: Fluf I am worried.
Fluf: Me too.
J'inn: I mean TRI could . . .
Fluf: SCREW THEM!!! I'm worried about Mr. Mittens
J'inn: Mr. Mittens?
Fluf: Yeah my Boston Terrier. I can't find him.
J'inn: Oh my.
So you see . . . it's complicated.
-Wrayeth n00b Extraordinaire "Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!" |
Lara Renquist
Minmatar LFC Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:01:00 -
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epic /bow
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RyanS
Amarr Dragon's Rage Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:08:00 -
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thx for the drama....
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Aypse
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:12:00 -
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It all makes sense now. Thank you.
Reducing the mechanics that reward blobbing: Eve-O Forum Link |
Vagra
Minmatar Gods Unwanted Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:13:00 -
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very funny ----------------
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Meirre K'Tun
Helios Incorporated Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:23:00 -
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the earth indeed needs a pos.
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Goyda
Veni Vidi Vici. XIII Legio
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:34:00 -
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I LOL'd so very hard at this. I need to meet this Fluf.
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Serpuris
Amarr NED-Clan Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:36:00 -
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Hehe, i lol'd
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Hei'di
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:43:00 -
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that's a good one!
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Solar Typhon
R.U.S.T. Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:44:00 -
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Koth = Cool
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Loreth
Gallente V.L.A.S.T. Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:50:00 -
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Enjoyed the read - thanks
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Phoenicia
Black Sea Industries Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:51:00 -
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I for one welcome our new Fluf overlord.
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seliana tanis
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:56:00 -
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And suddenly it all becomes clear
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Wesley Baird
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.16 15:58:00 -
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I use to like you...now I hate you...
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General Spaz
Minmatar Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.04.16 16:03:00 -
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This thread delivers. I want to have Fluf's babies.
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Guardian Angell
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.16 16:15:00 -
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Finally, I know now in which alliance Shariona's alt is Great post, props to the OP
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Nguyen VanPhuoc
Minmatar The Halibuts
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Posted - 2008.04.16 16:15:00 -
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i don't get it
did he take the dog to the vet? ___________________ What was that word young man!?!
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Crunchip
hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.04.16 16:16:00 -
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Originally by: General Spaz This thread delivers. I want to have Fluf's babies.
You really want to have 1714 Lemmings ?
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Darth Kenzie
Amarr Ganja Labs Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.16 16:17:00 -
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Although its early i'm nominating this for thread of the week. ------- I am the King of Rome and above grammar. |
Gjs312
The Illuminati. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.16 16:29:00 -
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J'inn: NO THE REAL FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION!!! Did you really petition the US Government to place a POS in orbit of the moon?
Fluf: IT NEEDS ONE!!
Awesome .
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SARPIDON
THE BLUE BEYOND
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Posted - 2008.04.16 16:31:00 -
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NokNok
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.16 16:34:00 -
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And I though Vuk was joking when he said he locked Fluf up and took over MM
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Tassadar Beta
Amarr BIG Soul of Fountain
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Posted - 2008.04.16 16:34:00 -
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Fluf has always been special |
Sinc
Knights of Chaos Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2008.04.16 17:01:00 -
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you guys rent him out ? .. :) |
Kurt Kraenzler
The Galactic Empire Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.04.16 17:19:00 -
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Quote: J'inn: NO THE REAL FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION!!! Did you really petition the US Government to place a POS in orbit of the moon?
Fluf: IT NEEDS ONE!!
all the precious coffee on my keyboard |
Vegetate
Minmatar Phantom Squad Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.16 17:31:00 -
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awesome!!!
____________________ Once known as Fedain. Only the dead have seen the end of war! |
grizouh
Tri Optimum Ev0ke
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Posted - 2008.04.16 17:40:00 -
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comedy gold
thx for sharing |
Jorin Molinn
Caldari Corp 1 Allstars Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.16 17:47:00 -
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Epic joking =D
Still rofling typing with toes, ty sir |
Zi37A
Empirius Enigmus Navy Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.16 17:57:00 -
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Quote: Kinsy: wha,? Who? Where? LEAVE ME ALONE I AM BUSY!!
Fixed. Funny tho` |
ajduB
Minmatar Militaris Industries AKA-AHN KINGDOM
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Posted - 2008.04.16 17:58:00 -
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Great Post! Made me laugh! |
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