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Level4
Red Frog Investments Blue Sky Consortium
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Posted - 2008.04.01 07:32:00 -
[61]
Good idea, can we have MoveMeAnywhere(tm) :P
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SeismicForce
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Posted - 2008.04.01 07:38:00 -
[62]
Sneaky little bugger, you almost had me there.
Originally by: Allisie In a recent interview, a dev mentioned that ships and skills cause lag and will be removed in EVE 2.
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Dev Rom
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Posted - 2008.04.01 07:43:00 -
[63]
I want JitaAnywhere and CargoAnySize! I am not your carpet ride, I am the sky.. |
Farrellus Cameron
Sturmgrenadier Inc Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2008.04.01 08:05:00 -
[64]
Edited by: Farrellus Cameron on 01/04/2008 08:07:11 Has it really been a year since we were promised the new clone system? Damn, time sure does fly.
Yet every year people fall for this and burn the forums down in anger.
P.S. I got to "optional product areas" before I knew what was going on. ----------------------------------------------------
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RiotRick
Black-Sun Pitch Black Legion
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Posted - 2008.04.01 08:11:00 -
[65]
DoomsdayJita please
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Xodd Hil
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Posted - 2008.04.01 08:19:00 -
[66]
You forgot "DronesAnywhere" "RatsAnywhere" "OreAnywhere", etc...
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Boo Bee
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.01 08:26:00 -
[67]
WTB GM account or BOB modifed lag generator for 1k$
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enrayarne
IONSTAR Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.01 08:28:00 -
[68]
Read it, and thought whats this bull**** all about!? This isnt silkroad..... Then i remembered the old april fools prank about free clones etc. Look ad the date and tadaaa 01.04.08
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Eleana Tomelac
Through the Looking Glass
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Posted - 2008.04.01 08:28:00 -
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I didn't understand a thing before I read it for the second time, and, too bad I'm at work, you nearly had me laughting alone in fron of my screen! If I did, people would notice that I am not actually working!
I can't wait to see the fools in the general discussion or game developpement!
PS : Poisson d'avril (anyway, I never understood why the fish... Something of my own culture I'll never catch!) -- Pocket drone carriers (tm) enthousiast !
Assault Frigates MK II |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.04.01 08:30:00 -
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hey... at least they did an attempt this year
Secure 3rd party service ■ Do you Veldspar? |
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Joe Widowmaker
Nexus Analytics Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.04.01 08:31:00 -
[71]
Last years was so much better!
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Althea Nar'agh
StarHunt Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.04.01 08:33:00 -
[72]
Damn you CCP, i almost fell for it (now gief the ammobuttonnoew!!!)
War. War never changes.
Training Monitor / iMonitor / iCEO iPOS iHelp |
Revan Crow
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Posted - 2008.04.01 08:49:00 -
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Heh not bad....but last years "insurance for all modules" was way better ...i still lol'd
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Gerard Deneth
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Posted - 2008.04.01 08:57:00 -
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Gods that was hillarious!
Now if only reading that didn't send me into spastic convulsions as I relive the last few Business Writing classes in university... oh gods the horror, the buzzwords, the acronyms.. the.. the...
*rocks back and forth, mumbling something about core competencies and targeted market segmentation with differentiated product lines*
---------------------------- The Game's always changing under your feet; don't start moaning when you get a toe caught in the gears. |
The Icefox
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Posted - 2008.04.01 09:17:00 -
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Originally by: Balcura I must have missunderstood something. Is there going to be 1 general ammo that is bought paying RL cash for and all the ammo BPO/BPC's are going to be eliminated. Ammo isn't going to be available for isk, but for RL money?
If that's the case I have a problem with the new system, unless there is some way to opt out. I build all my own ammo with the materials I get from gathering all the loot from the wrecks making ammo cost me a little in time, but no real money.
If I'm off base and the system functions some other way please let me know.
This guy would be the "one" born every minute. Bored during down time? Try this. |
Carmine Morgan
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Posted - 2008.04.01 09:24:00 -
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poor attempt for April fool. Still funny concept though
Chaotic Order Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
Durao
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Posted - 2008.04.01 09:37:00 -
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Damn...I just took a crap in my pants all for nothing.
Thanks CCP! |
Sir Substance
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:05:00 -
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when you say ammo anywhere, could i, say order it to be dumped on my enemies ship all at once, sans safety pins?
:P
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Thetys
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:21:00 -
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i like it ------ |
AeonOfTime
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:22:00 -
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Originally by: Kakita J Yeah, right.
Could I please get the DevNow add-on, which submits a random Dev to my will for 24 hours, so he has to make the changes I want?
Oooooh, now we're talking. Splendid Idea, but I guess CCP would need a lot more devs and there would be a lot of funny features popping uo in the game :)
-- Read the captain's log at eve.aeonoftime.com The solo player's corporation - Syrkos Technologies |
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Miao Hoteph
Cosmic Monsters Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:33:00 -
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Yes, I can see it now....
Funny april fools, better luck next time guys...
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Light Avenger
Darkdust Industries Empire Black Scope Project
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:33:00 -
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This is my first April Fools, man I almost flipped my freakin lid at CCP hehe. Got me good. I almost stabbed somebody and canceled my account immediately!
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torswin
Silver Snake Enterprise
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:36:00 -
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Finally. I've been asking this for ages. It is like a dream that has come true.
Now I'm going to go mad with this fully integrated Chainsaw which is attached to my rucksack. Who doesn't like the smell of fresh intestines in the morning. --- Unless explicitly stated, this post does not represent my alliance, corporation, my own, or any other living organism's view. |
Andrue
Hammers Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:41:00 -
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Originally by: EVETV spiralJunkie I wish they'd let me blog about spiralAnywhereÖ.
Pay me $5 and I come sing in your room.
$500 and you won't?
-- (Sarcastic mission running veteran)
[Brackley, UK]
My budgie can say "ploppy bottom". You have been warned. |
Radu Sven
Majority 13
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:42:00 -
[85]
Here at CCP we care very strongly about our product, and we're constantly evaluating new paradigms and thoughtspaces in order to better realize our Total Market Potential. Our goal is to enhance the customer experience by offering new product channels and opportunities, allowing our customers to participate through selective transactional channels and fully realize their potential as Valued Income Partners û VIPs!
Just the first part made me think of a bull**** bingo. Jeez, there are so many marketing words in it. This has to be a joke. Right?
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Keiko Kobayashi
Order of the Blessed Sisters of Amarr
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:42:00 -
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Oh drat, April fools.
You had me until about half-way.
IÆm getting a little tired of stupid April fools jokes. I wish people would skip a year! CouldnÆt they have done it on February 29th or something?
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Andrue
Hammers Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:42:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal Ever thought of yourself as a VIP? Want to become one now? We at CCP have carefully collated various replies from our customers and would like to present to you what we consider our finest achievement to date - namely Subscription 2.0.
Yes, from now on each player can decide what features they want to pay for, giving you unheralded choice in the world of New Eden, now EVE is a true "sandbox" game.
First up on the list is AmmoAnywhere. Running low on XL Antimatter when you've been pounding away at that POS? Fear not, merely hit the button and we'll wing you a full cargo load to your bay so you can continue to mete out that damage. Naturally we've had to make a few changes to proceedings to allow for this so prepare yourselves for ammo changes and in the future, if everything goes well with the launch, enhancements to the docking experience, industry production and more.
Will this be horizontally or vertically positioned in the marketspace? -- (Sarcastic mission running veteran)
[Brackley, UK]
My budgie can say "ploppy bottom". You have been warned. |
Tlar Sanqua
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:51:00 -
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Almost had me...
Good April's fools CCP.
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sh4rp ov3rvolt
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:53:00 -
[89]
NICE TRY Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
Naridos
Omen Incorporated Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:57:00 -
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LAWL
I can get ammo ANYWHERE??! GJ CCP and April Fools!
Quote: You Know you play too much Eve when you get into a car crash and you run away as fast as you can so that you don't get podded.
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