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Alowishus
mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.02.19 22:21:00 -
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I must say I thoroughly enjoy the people who will bring a noob ship or shuttle to your camp every five minutes, on the dot, and make no attempt to escape or avoid death.
Is there a special name for these folks? If not then that's what this thread is about: Coming up with various names for the type of people who seem to utterly waste their subscription money with no apparent goal other than to annoy.
Whilst I'm sure some troll will come in and say "isn't that what all pirates do?" I'll preemptively reply by saying our goal is to make ISK and we accomplish it.
I'll start. Best I can come up with now is Camp Troll or Ammo Sponge. Next?
/makes fart noise
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LittleTerror
Caldari Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2008.02.19 22:23:00 -
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Humm maybe ****** is a better name for them. |

Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.02.19 22:28:00 -
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for some odd reason ammo-sponge makes me think of ..
"he lives at a gatecamp in amamake! ammo-spongebob ! Ammooo-spoooonge ... red squaaaare! *wistle* "
Originally by: Illyria Ambri No matter how you want to say it.. it always sounds like
*frog clearing throat* "Ve zurrendur, dunt schuut"
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Calvin Firenze
Texas Deep Space Warp to Desktop
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Posted - 2008.02.19 22:28:00 -
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They're just people that want to make your killboard look bad with noobship and shuttle kills. **** it though, explosions are pretty no matter what's blowing up.  ____
Originally by: Morrow Disca You sir/madam, need a big cup of STFU.
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Alowishus
mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.02.19 22:41:00 -
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Originally by: Calvin Firenze They're just people that want to make your killboard look bad with noobship and shuttle kills.
That seems silly given that our longstanding reputation is probably totally independent of any killboard stats. If anything that even further invalidates their purpose in life.
/makes fart noise
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Calvin Firenze
Texas Deep Space Warp to Desktop
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Posted - 2008.02.19 23:02:00 -
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You know, all I can say is that people are stupid. I had this thing I was gonna post about one of my own similar experiences one day, but when I read it over, I realized that spell check is not my friend today and I cba fixing my grammar.
I'm done.
PS People are stupid. ____
Originally by: Morrow Disca You sir/madam, need a big cup of STFU.
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Alowishus
mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.02.19 23:26:00 -
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Originally by: Calvin Firenze You know, all I can say is that people are stupid.
I agree. I think CCP has done an excellent job and the game has done nothing but go uphill but the population of players has done nothing but decline in intelligence (law of large numbers, I suppose). That's ok though, stupid people bring us Cap Ship BPOs in T1 frigs, it's totally worth putting up with occasional annoying one for that.
For pirates, stupid people pay the bills.
/makes fart noise
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Doonoo Boonoo
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.02.20 00:45:00 -
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Edited by: Doonoo Boonoo on 20/02/2008 00:46:39
Originally by: Alowishus I must say I thoroughly enjoy the people who will bring a noob ship or shuttle to your camp every five minutes, on the dot, and make no attempt to escape or avoid death.
Is there a special name for these folks?
I'll start. Best I can come up with now is Camp Troll or Ammo Sponge. Next?
A Scout?
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Brutoth Tain
Independant Recon and Intelligence Agency
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Posted - 2008.02.20 00:55:00 -
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Originally by: Doonoo Boonoo A Scout?
Could be a scout or someone hoping to get killed by some part time piebears so they can cash in kill rights in high sec. ---------------------------------------------- Piebears <3 Risk Vs Reward.......You take the risk they take the reward. |

Celestal
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Posted - 2008.02.20 04:02:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus I must say I thoroughly enjoy the people who will bring a noob ship or shuttle to your camp every five minutes, on the dot, and make no attempt to escape or avoid death.
Is there a special name for these folks?
most of us call them `sex panther alts for stat padding the mains too try look butch on killboards`
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Daanika
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Posted - 2008.02.20 04:22:00 -
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That you were motivated to start a forum thread about this shows that the players you accuse of wasting subscription time have, in fact, accomplished something. I'll let you ponder what that might be, but I'll give you a hint to get you started: There is no one right way to play a game. Especially Eve, which is why we love it so much.
You give power away so freely? Tsk, tsk.
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Lucky Lynn
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Posted - 2008.02.20 04:39:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus
Originally by: Calvin Firenze They're just people that want to make your killboard look bad with noobship and shuttle kills.
That seems silly given that our longstanding reputation is probably totally independent of any killboard stats. If anything that even further invalidates their purpose in life.
Funny... How, when, where, exactly did you contribute to MF's reputation. A reputation that has long dissipated in the ether? Pray tell if you would be so kind as to do such.
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Dr Slice
mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.02.20 05:50:00 -
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Originally by: Daanika That you were motivated to start a forum thread about this shows that the players you accuse of wasting subscription time have, in fact, accomplished something. I'll let you ponder what that might be, but I'll give you a hint to get you started: There is no one right way to play a game. Especially Eve, which is why we love it so much.
You give power away so freely? Tsk, tsk.
If returning in a shuttle 10 times in 30 minutes to die over and over again is an accomplishment, I'd hate to see what your definition of over- achieving is lol
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Stakhanov
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.02.20 05:58:00 -
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Sounds familiar...
Originally by: ivan draco we didnt want your post anyway
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Deadly Addiction
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Posted - 2008.02.20 06:54:00 -
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Lemmings I believe is the popular term
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Rutefly
Amarr Freedom-Technologies
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Posted - 2008.02.20 08:12:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus .. Is there a special name for these folks? If not then that's what this thread is about: Coming up with various names for the type of people who seem to utterly waste their subscription money with no apparent goal other than to annoy.
We have finaly come to the point where carebears and targets that dont pew back are considered griefers out to annoy the gate gankers. A new page is turned in Eve.
On the other hand i just poast and chat my subscription away. Dunno what is the bigger crime 
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Considered
Caldari Second Fleet of Homogeneous Clarity
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Posted - 2008.02.20 11:21:00 -
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A lot of players (myself included at first) tend to want to get into a Battleship as soon as poss.
To be honest, when your in a frigate and you pass by a raven, the huge Blue explosion when a torpedo collides with another ship will make you want that Battleship as soon as.
In the end, I sold my Battleship the other day for 1)To afford the stuff to go training for a Stealth Bomber and get said stealth bomber itself (I have it in hangar now)and also due to the fact I feel I simply cannot fly a Battleship properly. (4.3 million SP currently).
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Durzel
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.20 13:20:00 -
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I went to 0.0 on my 1st day in Eve in my noob ship to see what it was like. Went in the noob ship for obvious reasons - I wasn't expecting to come back alive.
Don't think you can really generalise about people's motives based solely on ship type.
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Grimm Leaper
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.02.20 13:34:00 -
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The amount of intelligence on earth is constant, he population however is skyrocketing. Also have you considered the possibility that they are simply macros? |

Insomnium
Minmatar the united Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.02.20 14:28:00 -
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Edited by: Insomnium on 20/02/2008 14:29:41
Originally by: Celestal most of us call them `sex panther alts for stat padding the mains too try look butch on killboards`
oh yeah cause we definitely want to pad our killboards with shuttles and noobship kills. you my friend, are a suffocated kumkwat. (though i have to admit sometimes they drop the best stuff )
and as for those "lemmings", i guess just they really like explosions too... even if they're on the receiving end of one  ------------------------------------ If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |

Exlegion
New Light Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.20 14:38:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus I must say I thoroughly enjoy the people who will bring a noob ship or shuttle to your camp every five minutes, on the dot, and make no attempt to escape or avoid death.
Is there a special name for these folks? If not then that's what this thread is about: Coming up with various names for the type of people who seem to utterly waste their subscription money with no apparent goal other than to annoy.
Whilst I'm sure some troll will come in and say "isn't that what all pirates do?" I'll preemptively reply by saying our goal is to make ISK and we accomplish it.
I'll start. Best I can come up with now is Camp Troll or Ammo Sponge. Next?
Actually, it serves a purpose. Like you said, it annoys and bores campers. It has allowed me to break camps or allowed mains of mine to pass freely. I consider boring an opponent a legitimate and quite useful tactic in Eve.
One of us equals many of us. Disrespect one of us, you'll see plenty of us. - Gang Starr |

Roberto Brandok
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Posted - 2008.02.20 17:05:00 -
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Sitting at a gate smart bombing every ship that comes through that takes only a single SB to destroy takes zero skill, zero imagination, zero intelligence, and is about the lamest way I can think of to spend your subscription money.
So who is the biggest waste of oxygen; the guy with a macro set to fly a noob ship to a gate once every 5 minutes causeing the lame smart bomber to waste time and ISK while costing him nothing at all, or the dumb ass sitting on the gate mindlessly dropping smart bombs? |

Insomnium
Minmatar the united Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.02.20 19:05:00 -
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Edited by: Insomnium on 20/02/2008 19:09:34 Edited by: Insomnium on 20/02/2008 19:07:45 somebody got smartbombed 
smartbombing is actually an ingenious way to make gatecamps the most efficient they could possibly be therefor maximizing profit and making it quite a worthy venture. it's ammo free (yeah it's free for the idiot to warp in 5 times, but it's also free to blast him every time), instapops almost anything small, and prior to contrary belief, does take a bit of skill to master.not to mention all the pretty colours!
p.s. one bomb will not kill anything so dont post something until you know what you're talking about. ------------------------------------ If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |

DarknessInc
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.02.20 19:10:00 -
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Originally by: Roberto Brandok Sitting at a gate smart bombing every ship that comes through that takes only a single SB to destroy takes zero skill, zero imagination, zero intelligence, and is about the lamest way I can think of to spend your subscription money.
So who is the biggest waste of oxygen; the guy with a macro set to fly a noob ship to a gate once every 5 minutes causeing the lame smart bomber to waste time and ISK while costing him nothing at all, or the dumb ass sitting on the gate mindlessly dropping smart bombs?
Smart bombing requires timing to hit a target coming out of warp using the current Warp To Zero system, as SBs cannot be fired within 5KM of the stargates.
You obviously dont Smartbomb in lowsec
Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
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Daanika
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Posted - 2008.02.20 19:11:00 -
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Originally by: Roberto Brandok Sitting at a gate smart bombing every ship that comes through that takes only a single SB to destroy takes zero skill, zero imagination, zero intelligence, and is about the lamest way I can think of to spend your subscription money.
If it's the "lamest" way you can think of to spend your subscription money, then the way is clear young grasshopper: Don't do that... But you don't really expect EVERYONE in Eve to think/feel the same as you, do you? Eve is your game, play it your way.
Originally by: Roberto Brandok So who is the biggest waste of oxygen; the guy with a macro set to fly a noob ship to a gate once every 5 minutes causeing the lame smart bomber to waste time and ISK while costing him nothing at all, or the dumb ass sitting on the gate mindlessly dropping smart bombs?
MMORPGs are genius because we're all actors in the same play... without each other we'd be fighting some lame-o AI *cough* X3 *cough*. The danger of low/null sec is vital to the Eve experience, whether it's in the form of precision gang tactics that cleverly exploit your every weakness or 'mindless' samrtbombers.
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Insomnium
Minmatar the united Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.02.20 19:20:00 -
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Edited by: Insomnium on 20/02/2008 19:21:04 Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all ages.
Bingo. http://theunited.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=30231 ------------------------------------ If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |

Dr Slice
mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.02.20 19:55:00 -
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Originally by: Insomnium Edited by: Insomnium on 20/02/2008 19:21:04 Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all ages.
Bingo. http://theunited.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=30231
lmao!!
/hands Roberto tissues
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Roberto Brandok
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Posted - 2008.02.20 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: DarknessInc
Smart bombing requires timing to hit a target coming out of warp using the current Warp To Zero system, as SBs cannot be fired within 5KM of the stargates.
You obviously dont Smartbomb in lowsec
WooHoo! They can click the mouse at exactly the right second! That is the pinnacle of the truly skilled! It just doesn't get any better than that! And they only pay 14 bucks a month so they can sit there for hours going....
"There's the jump in sound. Some body just jumped through the gate! Wait for it... Wait for it... NOW!!! Click the button!!! YES! I blew up a rookie ship! I am the greatest pirate ever!!! Fear me because nobody can sit here and click their mouse at exactly the right time like I can!"
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Roberto Brandok
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Posted - 2008.02.20 21:22:00 -
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Originally by: Insomnium
p.s. one bomb will not kill anything so dont post something until you know what you're talking about.
Oh, so it takes more than one bone head in a battleship with smart bombs to blow up a shuttle, frigate, or rookie ship?
OK I stand corrected! Those guys are the greatest thing since sliced bread! lol Two guys can click at just the right time. How do they possibly do it? That is truly mind blowing skill! lol
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Insomnium
Minmatar the united Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.02.20 21:52:00 -
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you obviously still don't know what you're talking about so from this point on you shall be my pet, and i shall call you fluffy. ------------------------------------ If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |
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