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CaptainGordon
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 01:34:00 -
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Originally by: Korah calling her a fat ***** or something of the like
actually we called her "The Goonfleet Titan" and "Remedial's Pet Walrus", just so you know.
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Judas Jones
Amarr Black Company
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Posted - 2007.11.14 01:55:00 -
[62]
Humans are such A-tards... thoes flashing banners I believe could bring on an epileptic fit, are you a complete mental deviant you never considered this?
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CaptainGordon
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 02:00:00 -
[63]
Edited by: CaptainGordon on 14/11/2007 02:00:25
Originally by: Judas Jones Humans are such A-tards... thoes flashing banners I believe could bring on an epileptic fit, are you a complete mental deviant you never considered this?
/\ Is this the sign you are talking about? Its very appropriate here.
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Lief Siddhe
University of Caille
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Posted - 2007.11.14 02:04:00 -
[64]
I think he was actually talking about the boob-flashing banner, that one caused some epilepsy in me.
Furthermore
I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold |
benzss
Templar Securities and Holdings Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.11.14 02:10:00 -
[65]
tl;dr
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CaptainGordon
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 02:13:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Lief Siddhe I think he was actually talking about the boob-flashing banner, that one caused some epilepsy in me.
Furthermore
blammo
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Vinhod Arkar
United Systems Navy Infinite Innovation
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Posted - 2007.11.14 03:44:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Dangerously Cheesey Edited by: Dangerously Cheesey on 13/11/2007 23:06:27
Nah, that can't be a goon. Theres no neckbeard and hes not fat enough.
I'm fat with a neckbeard, can I join Goons?
Vin
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dastommy79
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.14 03:49:00 -
[68]
Originally by: CaptainGordon Edited by: CaptainGordon on 14/11/2007 01:13:08 Edited by: CaptainGordon on 14/11/2007 01:09:14
Originally by: Scatim Helicon Captain Gordon is pretty much the dumbest goon in Goonfleet as demonstrated by the fact he thought this thread was a good idea.
Gordon get out and never post anything again jesus christ.
MC doesn't think so
Originally by: Robet Katrix captain gordon you are a shining example of greatness for your alliance.
after that i'd ally with you.
also all my posts are a bad idea
except this one
breath taking. makesme wish i could get an erection
I driks lot *signature removed- Jacques([email protected])* Next mod that nerfs my sig gets a d1ck punch
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Kymlicka
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 03:51:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Vinhod Arkar
Nah, that can't be a goon. Theres no neckbeard and hes not fat enough.
I'm fat with a neckbeard, can I join Goons?
Vin
Post pics. We're a pretty elite group of neckbearded space fatties-- we don't need wannabes dragging down our BMI/waist-to-hips ratio/average neckbeard length.
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Devian 666
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 04:21:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Kymlicka
Originally by: Vinhod Arkar
Nah, that can't be a goon. Theres no neckbeard and hes not fat enough.
I'm fat with a neckbeard, can I join Goons?
Vin
Post pics. We're a pretty elite group of neckbearded space fatties-- we don't need wannabes dragging down our BMI/waist-to-hips ratio/average neckbeard length. Does that mean I have to stop wearing tight PVC pants and eat donuts?
Overnerfing creates unbalanced ship builds. Stop overnerfing! |
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Devian 666
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 04:23:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Korah Edited by: Korah on 14/11/2007 01:28:24 First goons go on forums rampage removing cohesion in the eve community as if you're trying to destroy it.
Then goons post several threads justifying why they do what they do, showing that it's actually good intentions.
I think i get goons.
Mostly bunch of idiots who "dont' take the game seriously" yet "don't engage in epic fights", and spend countless hours killing poses and the likes, and harass their own members in REAL LIFE when they quit goonfleet. Like they did to remedial posting pictures of his wife, calling her a fat ***** or something of the like.
To have an epic fight your enemy needs to turn up to fight. How's Caldari Provisions working out for you?
Overnerfing creates unbalanced ship builds. Stop overnerfing! |
Scavok
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 04:32:00 -
[72]
next time you think it's a good idea to start a new thread, just don't, you'll be wrong.
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 04:33:00 -
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id say that this is a brilliant troll of his fellow goons but the backpedaling from posting the boob gif shows that he was seriousposting
this is the guy who posted shield and armor tanked ship threads in our pvp forum in a non ironic way
frankfrank i need advice here aaaaa
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mamolian
Madhatters Inc. Enuma Elish.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 05:03:00 -
[74]
Originally by: CaptainGordon Edited by: CaptainGordon on 13/11/2007 22:08:57
Originally by: RogueWing *yawn*
MY ******* EYES!
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Kymlicka
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 05:07:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Devian 666
Originally by: Kymlicka
Originally by: Vinhod Arkar
Nah, that can't be a goon. Theres no neckbeard and hes not fat enough.
I'm fat with a neckbeard, can I join Goons?
Vin
Post pics. We're a pretty elite group of neckbearded space fatties-- we don't need wannabes dragging down our BMI/waist-to-hips ratio/average neckbeard length.
Does that mean I have to stop wearing tight PVC pants and eat donuts?
Fat people can wear tight PVC, too.
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frank frank
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 05:10:00 -
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I didn't even read this thread but I can tell you it's the worst thread and Captaingordon is probably the worst poster although I'm not going to risk reading this thread to find out.
Mittani posted a link from the epsilon board.
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Deschenus Maximus
Amarr Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2007.11.14 05:16:00 -
[77]
I read the title as "Explosions is why goons do what they do in Eve".
D-F-C is recruiting |
frank frank
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 05:18:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus I read the title as "Explosions is why goons do what they do in Eve".
Did you read this thread? What did it say.
Actually don't bother answering because I probably won't read what you write.
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Karanth
Gallente Crazy 88's
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Posted - 2007.11.14 05:19:00 -
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Originally by: CaptainGordon Edited by: CaptainGordon on 14/11/2007 02:01:15 Edited by: CaptainGordon on 13/11/2007 22:04:48 Whole load of stuff.
edit: warning - this thread may contain flashing lights and unfunny trolling
Hey, he warns about the epilepsy. Now, can everyone stop crying like noobs, and enjoy the flashy lights?
P.S. Loading that one pic, my comp was rendering it slowly. Took about 15 seconds on the first go. Longest 15 seconds in a while.
All that's left...
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer. Well, there's not many of *us* left! -Rauth
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 05:21:00 -
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ok i have consulted with epsilon captaingordon is not being meta
this means he needs to get out for seriousposting this horrible horrible thread
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frank frank
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 05:24:00 -
[81]
I wholly support captaingordon's campaign against epilepsy awareness.
No one should be aware of epilepsy and it should remain funny to the rest of us "normals" like tourettes.
Oh hi mittani.
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Deschenus Maximus
Amarr Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2007.11.14 05:34:00 -
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Originally by: frank frank
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus I read the title as "Explosions is why goons do what they do in Eve".
Did you read this thread? What did it say.
Actually don't bother answering because I probably won't read what you write.
It said Buttes. Also,
D-F-C is recruiting |
Jonny Damordred
Stimulus
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Posted - 2007.11.14 05:45:00 -
[83]
Originally by: The Mittani ok i have consulted with epsilon captaingordon is not being meta
this means he needs to get out for seriousposting this horrible horrible thread
Welp... ----------
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Nlewis
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 06:24:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Cmd Woodlouse
Originally by: CaptainGordon
Originally by: Cmd Woodlouse Boring.
Next one please, it isnt funny anymore.
Cool.
Much like your "brain"
Village idiot.
brains are pretty funny tbqh
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Bran Stormer
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 08:01:00 -
[85]
Stop posting captaingordon. This was the biggest load of **** I've never read. seriously.
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duckmonster
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 08:04:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Qeng Nuwen
Originally by: Mob Mentality Fail in being pseudo intelectual.
----------- HI IM DUCKMONSTER VOTE DUCKMONSTER IK OF CAOD 07 |
Eldwinn
The Tierijev Compact Prime Orbital Systems
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Posted - 2007.11.14 08:25:00 -
[87]
What the **** is that?
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Exov
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.11.14 09:03:00 -
[88]
I have had enough of Goonswarm! I want to share this with you because Goonswarm is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore! Goonswarm is willing -- even eager -- to jettison its scruples in order to stay ahead of the pack. I'll stand by that controversial statement and even assume that most readers who bring their own real-life experience will agree with it. At a bare minimum, I am completely shocked and angered by Goonswarm's subhuman, uncontrollable improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. It is past time for us to operate on today's real -- not tomorrow's ideal -- political terrain. I'll say that again, because I want it to sink in: Goonswarm has been, still is, and always will remain more cold-blooded than the most sophomoric bureaucrats you'll ever see.
I won't bore you with the details, but suffice it to say that one of the things I find quite interesting is listening to other people's takes on things. For instance, I recently overheard some folks remark that Goonswarm plans to change the course of history. The result will be an amalgam of power-hungry elitism and reprehensible terrorism, if such a monster can be imagined. Almost every day, Goonswarm outreaches itself in setting new records for arrogance, deceit, and greed. It's surely breathtaking to watch it. If you think that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of irrational stereotypes, then think again. It is painful to write such truisms, but for the time being, this is not a major issue. It vehemently denies that, of course. But it obviously would, because we mustn't let it open new avenues for the expression of hate. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. By now, the reader has discerned that Goonswarm is a bacillus in the cranky gut of cynicism. So let me just add that it truly believes that it has its moral compass in tact. I hope you realize that that's just a lame-brained pipe dream from a nefarious pipe, and that in the real world, we've tolerated Goonswarm's obtuse animadversions long enough. It's time to lose our patience and chill our kindness. It's time to speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to put increased disruptive powers in the hands of brazen flibbertigibbets. It's time to shout to the world that no one has a higher opinion of it than I, and I think it's an inhumane segregationist.
As everyone knows, thanks to Goonswarm, I'm now suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome. What you might not know, however, is that it is not news that its hijinks are amalgams of popular themes among sordid beguilers, blasphemous cozeners, and the worst types of lawless, directionless lugs I've ever seen. What speaks volumes, though, is that Goonswarm, who is astonishingly adroit at twisting words, has been able to convince scores of people that it has the authority to issue licenses for practicing post-structuralism. Let me recap that for you, because it really is extraordinarily important: Wherever you look, you'll see it enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see it suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see it crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. Goonswarm's mentality reminds me of the stereotypical bureaucrat who cannot function unless he can "find it in the manual". It is also worthy of note that Goonswarm wants to deploy enormous resources in a war of attrition against helpless citizens. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom, then you should be working with me to serve on the side of Truth. On balance, shiftless pests like Goonswarm are all alike. Still, the irony is that Goonswarm's most disdainful politics are also its most myopic. As the French say, "Les extremes se touchent." In closing, although this letter has been lengthy there are still a large number of comments about Goonswarm that I have had to leave aside. I didn't even begin to mention, for instance, that most of us maintain that Goonswarm is extremely viperine. Anyway, the important point is that Goonswarm, using every conceivable means for its purpose, is determined to sell otherwise perfectly reasonable people the idTe fixe that it is omnipotent.
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duckmonster
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 09:33:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Eldwinn What the **** is that?
Its an owl monkey, and its the reason Goons fight.
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Slapdash
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 09:33:00 -
[90]
pakin.org is pretty much the 7th inning stretch of CAOD threads
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