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Hexxx
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.09.27 14:53:00 -
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Hey guys, this is meant as just a bit of fun and entertainment.
1. Before you post a single thing, read the stickies. People will get irritated if you ask a question without even trying to learn about it yourself.
2. IPO's may seem glamerous, but in reality, they're alot of work.
3. Don't joke about scamming. Ever. Not kidding.
4. Take 10 minutes to brush up on your grammer before posting. It could very well save your life one day.
5. No one uses "leet speek" in the Market Forum.
Consulting, IPO Template, and Stock/Bond definitions.
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EBANK Ricdic
Eve-Tech Savings n Loans Zzz
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Posted - 2007.09.27 14:56:00 -
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rofl joo nubzor.
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Investigador
Caldari Hator inc The Omni Federation
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Posted - 2007.09.27 15:17:00 -
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Wait, ya mean the stickies actually have valuable info and useful advice? No way.
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Ambo
2nd Outcasters
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Posted - 2007.09.27 15:25:00 -
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1 r l33t j0 n00bz
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Motivated Prophet
Zerodot Schools Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.09.27 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: Hexxx 4. Take 10 minutes to brush up on your grammer before posting. It could very well save your life one day.
In light of that, please fix:
Originally by: Hexxx glamerous
Originally by: Hexxx alot
Originally by: Hexxx grammer
I normally try to avoid being a pedant, but you sort of called yourself out, eh?
MP --
Proud steward of 47 billion isk in public money, and counting. Ask me about mineral compression! |
Jaeger Orlofsson
VentureCorp Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.09.27 16:02:00 -
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1st rule. You do not talk about trade secrets. 2nd rule. YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT TRADE SECRETS. 3rd rule. If some vet says alt or scam, or pays in - the flamefest is over. 4th rule. Only one IPO to a thread. 5th rule. One thread at a time fellas. 6th rule. No scams. No NPC corps. 7th rule. Threads will go on as long as they have to. 8th rule. If this is your first time in market forum, you have to trade.
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.09.27 16:10:00 -
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1. Do not talk about IPOs. 2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT IPOS. 3. We are traders. 4. Traders are legion. 5. Traders never forgive. 6. Traders can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters. 7. But traders are still able to deliver. 8. There are no real rules about posting. ... etc etc
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LeGlt
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.09.27 17:05:00 -
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Originally by: Jaeger Orlofsson
Macro, Macro Man, I wanna be, a Macro Maan! __________________________ Nice forum - I'll take it! |
Hexxx
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.09.27 18:41:00 -
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Originally by: Motivated Prophet
Originally by: Hexxx 4. Take 10 minutes to brush up on your grammer before posting. It could very well save your life one day.
In light of that, please fix:
Originally by: Hexxx glamerous
Originally by: Hexxx alot
Originally by: Hexxx grammer
I normally try to avoid being a pedant, but you sort of called yourself out, eh?
MP
I never said anything about spelling, did I? =P
Consulting, IPO Template, and Stock/Bond definitions.
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Daelin Blackleaf
No Joy Corp Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.27 21:41:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari 1. Do not talk about IPOs. 2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT IPOS. 3. We are traders. 4. Traders are legion. 5. Traders never forgive. 6. Traders can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters. 7. But traders are still able to deliver. 8. There are no real rules about posting. ... etc etc
EPIC
Traders... we deliver.
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Beefy McSlab
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Posted - 2007.09.28 00:10:00 -
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1. If you ask for advice, buy low, sell high is about as good as it gets. 2. Under no circumstances will a trader tell you how to make big gobs of profit. Why the hell would we share something like that when we have enough competition already? 3. We are nice people, but we worked to get where we are, so don't expect us to feel a bond with you because you love 'trading'.
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Shadarle
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Posted - 2007.09.28 00:54:00 -
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Originally by: Hexxx
Originally by: Motivated Prophet
Originally by: Hexxx 4. Take 10 minutes to brush up on your grammer before posting. It could very well save your life one day.
In light of that, please fix:
Originally by: Hexxx glamerous
Originally by: Hexxx alot
Originally by: Hexxx grammer
I normally try to avoid being a pedant, but you sort of called yourself out, eh?
MP
I never said anything about spelling, did I? =P
I was going to make this exact point
Grammar is far more important to get right than spelling anyhow, as poor grammar incomprehensible lead to can sentence a being.
Tanking Setups Compared
Stacking Penalty / Resists Explained |
Dr Slurm
General Commodities
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Posted - 2007.09.28 00:58:00 -
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If the person you are attempting to communicate with understands you, spelling and grammar both become moot points. <sig>
Tired of the inane ramblings of the incompetent? Click here </sig> |
Kylar Renpurs
Dusk Blade
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Posted - 2007.09.28 01:33:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Slurm If the person you are attempting to communicate with understands you, spelling and grammar both become moot points.
Growth wish for do you?
On an aside, when discussing the situation on the market, Jita != The Market.
Improve Market Competition!
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Rhiraven
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Posted - 2007.09.28 03:54:00 -
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Just because good grammar is something you possess does not cause your sentence to be legible. Even though correct syntax you have, you are not making sense, necessarily. Especially evident is this when blatantly abusing sentence structure; what to me may have made sense while writing might be illegible to the audience for whom the post is intended if normal speech flow is disregarded.
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Shadarle
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Posted - 2007.09.28 04:47:00 -
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Originally by: Rhiraven Just because good grammar is something you possess does not cause your sentence to be legible. Even though correct syntax you have, you are not making sense, necessarily. Especially evident is this when blatantly abusing sentence structure; what to me may have made sense while writing might be illegible to the audience for whom the post is intended if normal speech flow is disregarded.
That was quite awesome, well said.
Tanking Setups Compared
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Kylar Renpurs
Dusk Blade
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Posted - 2007.09.28 05:43:00 -
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Originally by: Rhiraven Just because good grammar is something you possess does not cause your sentence to be legible. Even though correct syntax you have, you are not making sense, necessarily. Especially evident is this when blatantly abusing sentence structure; what to me may have made sense while writing might be illegible to the audience for whom the post is intended if normal speech flow is disregarded.
I'll try this if I ever relaunch an IPO.
Ug.
Me have 40000 shares.
you pay 1000000 each.
I gets 4000000000.
I builds stuff.
I makes profit.
you gets 10% for months
Improve Market Competition!
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Resetgun
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.09.28 06:37:00 -
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Trust no one.
"As long as there are greedy people and the devs do nothing, it will work." - Dentara Rast, billionaire |
Daeva Vios
Ardent Adversary Anvil.
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Posted - 2007.09.28 11:13:00 -
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Originally by: Resetgun Trust no one.
Even yourself.
Remain objective. When you lose your cool, you lose the game.
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Karanth
Gallente Cirrius Technologies O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.09.28 11:26:00 -
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Sticky please. Also, keep in mind that, like the rest of the forums, anything, and I mean, EVERYTHING you ever post, will be dredged up at some point, to see what kind of person you are. What will people find? Statements about "growth wish", or something that actually makes sense?
Free beer for those who mod my sig!
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer. I'll see your beer, and raise you a goat kebab -Tirg I'll take that pint and raise you two -Timmeh I bet 2 goats, 1 pint and a bag of slugs -Lordharold I grab it all, cook it/eat and drink it all and say thank you. -Pirlouit I'll call your bluff, and go all in on 3 locks of Hutch's hair. -Incognus I'll see that bet, depending on where the hair came from. -Rauth *pushes the other mods out of the way* Mmmm, bree - Karass Bree & goat kebabs!!! I'm in!! - Yips IT WAS ME, MUHAHAHA. -Hango How did I miss free BREE!!? -Kaemonn always fashionably late - Deckard Better late than never! -Sahwoolo |
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Auri Hella
The Graduates Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.09.29 14:59:00 -
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There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
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Ramblin Man
Empyreum
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Posted - 2007.09.30 20:12:00 -
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Edited by: Ramblin Man on 30/09/2007 20:15:56
Originally by: Dark Shikari 6. Traders can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters. 7. But traders are still able to deliver.
I'll sell you your grandmother's pinkie finger for ISK$200.
... Free shipping!!
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Originally by: Kylar Renpurs
Originally by: Rhiraven Just because good grammar is something you possess does not cause your sentence to be legible. Even though correct syntax you have, you are not making sense, necessarily. Especially evident is this when blatantly abusing sentence structure; what to me may have made sense while writing might be illegible to the audience for whom the post is intended if normal speech flow is disregarded.
I'll try this if I ever relaunch an IPO.
Ug.
Me have 40000 shares.
you pay 1000000 each.
I gets 4000000000.
I builds stuff.
I makes profit.
you gets 10% for months
Z0|\/|6! DragonRiderTao?! Is that you?!
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Vrizuh
Eve Defence Force Praesidium Libertatis
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Posted - 2007.09.30 22:30:00 -
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If a flamefest should break out...bring a calculator.
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2007.09.30 23:17:00 -
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Things to know.
- No one here is morally obligated to help you in any way, shape, or form.
Get over it.
- When asking for favors/information/guidance be polite and nice.
Rudeness is for after you get what you want.
- Rudeness will be remembered. We may not care, we might care.
If you gamble and lose, stfu.
- Never offering anything you can't guarantee.
(I.e. If you offer references you better make sure those references come to the forums promptly. Don't get left hanging or you're credibility may be destroyed.)
- If you are found to not know the intricacies of your plan/project don't fight the knowledge. Stare the oversight right in the face, absorb it, and be stronger for the education.
- Flame fests are extremely risky. Do not engage in one unless you are willing to risk the negative outcome.
- No matter how confident your are about something, check it again. Once you've double checked it, find someone else to check it twice for you as well.
That's all I can think of that hasn't been covered so far.
Do you sell gtc's? Then perhaps we can do a deal. |
Tommy TenKreds
Animal Mercantile Executive Animal.
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Posted - 2007.10.01 04:28:00 -
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1. Don't take the people on this forum half as seriously as they take themselves.
2. See 1.
Bandures > Tommy, you like a cowboy harry ) |
Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2007.10.01 06:16:00 -
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Originally by: Tommy TenKreds 1. Don't take the people on this forum half as seriously as they take themselves.
2. See 1.
See a perfect example of:
Originally by: Shar Tegral When asking for favors/information/guidance be polite and nice. Rudeness is for after you get what you want.
Do you sell gtc's? Then perhaps we can do a deal. |
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.10.01 09:10:00 -
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#0 : Post with your main _
Caldari N.V.T.F. is recruiting... |
Eliza Hacklehaber
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Posted - 2007.10.01 09:54:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T #0 : Post with your main
but this alt is better lookin
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Motivated Prophet
Zerodot Schools Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.10.04 18:35:00 -
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Want to look smartful in this-here shindig?
Link Wikipedia. A lot.
MP --
Proud steward of 47 billion isk in public money, and counting. Ask me about mineral compression! |
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