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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Diabolic Abstraction
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Posted - 2007.09.09 07:43:00 -
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Originally by: Viper ****zIe
Originally by: Curzon Dax
I told her that I would sex her up good later as a tip and she cheered and ran off to bed...
Originally by: Curzon Dax
...so long as she moaned in pleasure from it, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Not only did she not make a peep, she DIDN'T EVEN FINISH...
See what I did there?
Another win thread from Dax
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Dodiez
Gallente The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.09 07:45:00 -
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Edited by: Dodiez on 09/09/2007 07:46:18
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Arvald Edited by: Arvald on 09/09/2007 07:03:44 heh not even gonna bother with the bounty, tried to ask how much the bounty is along with several other details that you should tell the hunter about ingame and was just told im on my own, hes obviously not serious about it and its not worth the effort
Ah yes, you did just convo me. I got some garbled junk, a "sorry for my typos" followed by a demand for intel. Dodiez is a public figure and if you can't figure out where she is, what she's doing, and when, you don't deserve to claim the bounty.
And for realz...
Woman cold --> Build fire --> Woman happy --> Woman makes man happy. Ugga bugga.
At least, that's how it should be. :(
No, you tard.
It should be:
Woman cold ---> man make woman warm with body heat and other "stuff" ---> both man and woman happy
you added in a bunch of un-necessary steps and are acting all magnanimous because your pyro self built a fire that you had been wanting to do for weeks. Don't act like you did that for me...tardcakes.
<--- I'm a ninja, I flip out and kiss people! |
P'uck
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Posted - 2007.09.09 11:21:00 -
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Edited by: P''uck on 09/09/2007 11:27:23 this topic reminds me very much of my lady and meself.
it just lacks the furniture projectiles.
yesterday we had something weird happen. we were in the kitchen, preparing food together when she "broke" the dishwasher. well not really break it but lets say... partly quick-disassemble it.
i KNEW she felt like she broke it, due to her... limited technical knowledge.
now here is what riddles me... she just handed me the parts, as if nothing happened. right there, quick-disassembly, and in the same motion giving me the pieces. she looked at me, with a rather expressionless face and said "here", turned around and continued with the vegetables.
i cant even begin to describe how wrong that is, on how many levels! she didnt even really appreciate me putting that thing together, but still i learned something:
she only likes that macguyvering if you repair something SHE broke, and ONLY if you dont bring up the point that SHE broke it. EVER.
you cant just go around and do random macguyvering (even if its for her) and expect her to like it, heck, even understand it!
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arghhhhhhhh
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Posted - 2007.09.09 12:50:00 -
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Has it been long enough for everyone in this forum to forget about your battleship championship fiasco already for you to start spouting this rubbish again?
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Lal QelThyr
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.09.09 13:52:00 -
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Someones jealous
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PKO
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Posted - 2007.09.09 14:51:00 -
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5 to 1: "For every 1 sum of money you enter, I will enter 5. At the completion of the bet, the winner takes the pot".
Just sayin..
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Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.09.09 15:03:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Arvald Edited by: Arvald on 09/09/2007 07:03:44 heh not even gonna bother with the bounty, tried to ask how much the bounty is along with several other details that you should tell the hunter about ingame and was just told im on my own, hes obviously not serious about it and its not worth the effort
Ah yes, you did just convo me. I got some garbled junk, a "sorry for my typos" followed by a demand for intel. Dodiez is a public figure and if you can't figure out where she is, what she's doing, and when, you don't deserve to claim the bounty.
And for realz...
Woman cold --> Build fire --> Woman happy --> Woman makes man happy. Ugga bugga.
At least, that's how it should be. :(
ok first off if shes such a pub lic figure, they why have i not heard of her before 2 days ago (and still at taht i know very little) and second who ever said i was going to ask for her location, you never even gave me the chance now if you will excuse me i have to go to work ya cant stop the rokh
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Next week's Eve news headlines... "BoB owns everything!!! Everyone, get out!"
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Dodiez
Gallente The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.09 17:40:00 -
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oh my.
I'm not a public figure.
<--- I'm a ninja, I flip out and kiss people! |
Eva d'Ray
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Posted - 2007.09.13 14:38:00 -
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Edited by: Eva d''Ray on 13/09/2007 14:39:04 Curzon, you poor sob...
You even played that blasfemism called WoW so you should have hear the expression 'controlling the boss wife agro'?
Poor soul, Google it and came back when you have been educated.
The woman's world aint ready for you yet, you need to enlighten your path first..
PS: what always works with me is the "time2effort2play scale"
for example: - hanging up the laundry; 10 mins > extended playtime (ETP) 20-30 mins (depending on your skill) - taking the kids to bed; 30 mins > ETP 60 mins - don't cook, but serve take-out on plates (remember the napkins) and serve that soda in a wine-glass); 10 mins > ETP 60 mins - take the dog/kids/granny/mother in law/.. for a walk; 15 mins > ETP 30 mins - let her sleep in the morning and take the care of the kids; 30 mins > ETP 30+60 mins (this includes her extra time sleeping) - chinema tickets, 2! suprise look who's here, it's your friend and she wants to take you to the (dr00l)movies!; 15 mins > ETP 4 hours (excluding ticket cost) - tell her you upgraded her computer on your expense; 0 mins (just words right ;) > ETP variable
Downfall on these above; you might need to give back some ETP for longer foreplay, but listening to your songs, I'd say you need more of thattum plus that brings kids which eventually gives you more availble options on the above
Combinations of above, i.e. making coffee or get her "one of your Orange Soda's" combined with one of the above, add 15% playtime
And to Dodiez, honour these and thou trust shall come back multiplied (and it's either that or next thing another fire in bathroom, sweety)
who cares me being man/woman, my hitting you gonna hurt the same way
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Taydess
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Posted - 2007.09.13 23:20:00 -
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I actually did the same sorta thing with the fire. Except it was a bowl of gasoline in my kitchen sink. Also, it spilled.
>_>
<_<
It seemed ingenious at the time. . .
Anyways, my advice is to stop *****footing around here Curz. You gotta take some action and show her who's boss. Dodiez, if you're reading this post, avert your eyes right now and continue to the next post, THIS IS FOR CURZONS EYES ONLY.
Merc corp that does suicide ganks. Might be expensive, but it's worth it.
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Curzon Dax
The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.13 23:22:00 -
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Dodiez and I went to the store today.
On the way home, she saw two kids out skateboarding. She said "Nerds."
Then I loled.
Then she realized the irony and loled too.
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Bellum Eternus
Gallente Blood Corsair's The Red Skull
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Posted - 2007.09.13 23:54:00 -
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Curzon, I seriously hope that your gf and my gf never meet, or we're both doomed.
[Video]Blood Corsairs - Day One |
Atoning Unifex
Caldari Farmer Killers United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.09.14 00:10:00 -
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Yawn
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Dodiez
Gallente The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.14 00:25:00 -
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Originally by: Atoning Unifex Yawn
Awww, are you tired? I'll get you some bunny slippers and pajamas and I'll tuck you in nice and tight and read you a bedtime story. Then I'll leave a nightlight on cuz I know you are scared of the dark and I'll come running when you wake up screaming from your nightmares.
Sweet dreams!
<--- I'm a ninja, I flip out and kiss people! |
Adelorae24
Caldari Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.09.14 01:19:00 -
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Crap Crap Crap... !Mining in RAK territory! Ok I'll hunt her down. Wish I had read this thread earlier.
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Tarphon
Caldari Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.09.14 01:47:00 -
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NO no no no... The problem is you forgot to cook, women see a man build a fire they expect a good meal. Like that Rabbit in the backyard, it would make a fine meal.
Oh... and donĘt prepare it in the living room, they donĘt like it for some reason. Worked that out myself.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.09.14 14:32:00 -
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You two need to get a room...
...that's not the bathroom - I was here first!
Meb slams the door
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Nicho Void
Gallente Hyper-Nova
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Posted - 2007.09.14 14:40:00 -
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These threads get me through my work mornings. Epic as always.
Hmm. I wonder if Dodiez should be my first PvP kill. ---------------
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Born Slippy
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Posted - 2007.09.14 14:51:00 -
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Another pathetic Curzon Dax thread, lagging up these forums. We come here to find escapism, not read up on your Jeremy-Kyle quarrels with your alt girlfreind. |
Kiyirari
Raiders of the Lost Pantie's
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Posted - 2007.09.14 15:43:00 -
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If ya want the bunny dead, contact meh.
I need to know bounty offer if you are serious ? and some other details...
Revenge is my god and my guns are her angels |
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Omarvelous
Caldari Destry's Lounge
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Posted - 2007.09.14 15:43:00 -
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Edited by: Omarvelous on 14/09/2007 15:44:51 Its cold enough to need a fire? Man, where I live we're still going through a drought and 90F+ (30C+) degree days here. I haven't even closed my pool yet.
That said - I'd rather generate 'heat' in the bathtub with candles instead of mini-camp fires...
*EDIT* To those of you who don't like these threads - why are you wasting your time responding, just click back and go on to another topic. I like a little light humor in here, especially when it involves the fairer sex. ______________________________________________ Sup brosef! Destry's Lounge is looking for a few good drunks - contact me in game. |
Nicocat
Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.09.14 18:56:00 -
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What the ****? ----------------
Originally by: Splagada SEED ME DADDY
Down with alts! One character per account per IP! |
Dodiez
Gallente The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.14 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: Nicho Void These threads get me through my work mornings. Epic as always.
Hmm. I wonder if Dodiez should be my first PvP kill.
Nicho, you're not a very nice boy.
I don't deserve a death.
Long live the carebears and stuff!
<--- I'm a ninja, I flip out and kiss people! |
Nicho Void
Gallente Hyper-Nova
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Posted - 2007.09.14 20:21:00 -
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Edited by: Nicho Void on 14/09/2007 20:20:52
Originally by: Dodiez Nicho, you're not a very nice boy.
I'm not very nice? Where I come from, a guy who makes a fire in a bathtub gets laid! ---------------
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Curzon Dax
The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.14 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: Nicho Void Edited by: Nicho Void on 14/09/2007 20:20:52
Originally by: Dodiez Nicho, you're not a very nice boy.
I'm not very nice? Where I come from, a guy who makes a fire in a bathtub gets laid!
Who says I didn't?
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Neal Cassady
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.09.15 04:33:00 -
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if my girlfriend played eve i would seriously think about trading her in for a better model.
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Rilder
Caldari THC LTD Dogs of War.
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Posted - 2007.09.15 09:23:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Arvald Edited by: Arvald on 09/09/2007 07:03:44 heh not even gonna bother with the bounty, tried to ask how much the bounty is along with several other details that you should tell the hunter about ingame and was just told im on my own, hes obviously not serious about it and its not worth the effort
Ah yes, you did just convo me. I got some garbled junk, a "sorry for my typos" followed by a demand for intel. Dodiez is a public figure and if you can't figure out where she is, what she's doing, and when, you don't deserve to claim the bounty.
And for realz...
Woman cold --> Build fire --> Woman happy --> Woman makes man happy. Ugga bugga.
At least, that's how it should be. :(
Build a girl a fire she'll be happy for a day, start a girl on fire and she'll be happy for the rest of her life.
Ok joking aside, perhaps you should build a campfire outside and then warm dodiez up using her prefered method? --
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Rudy Metallo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2007.09.15 15:15:00 -
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Idiot.
You should've used the blowdryer. Say what? |
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