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Skyweir Kinnison
The Scope Gallente Federation
398
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Posted - 2017.03.04 01:39:54 -
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Ameriya wrote:That is not a real thing!
Sadly.
Edit: I'm talking about the Callie University Nymphology, not my original post. Still very much want to go to a proper Amarrian Orgy.
Ah, such a sweet innocent.
Of course it's a thing. Lord Aldrith's joke,as with much humour, is funny because it's largely true.
I own a small pleasure hub (invite only) called Alice's Restaurant.
It is a matter of legend that you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country.
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Ameriya
The Scope Gallente Federation
127
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Posted - 2017.03.04 01:51:36 -
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Look, if there was a Caille University Nymphology Team, I would go back and get a doctorate in something else, just so I could be on the team. |
Teinyhr
Ourumur
787
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Posted - 2017.03.04 02:13:21 -
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Mizhara Del'thul wrote:... and without the implied bestiality for that matter.
We haven't seen the same holos then. |
Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1911
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Posted - 2017.03.04 07:29:41 -
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In all seriousness, I suggest you find something deeper in existence than raw, selfish sexuality. Amarr society can offer so much more than indulgent displays of power over the bodies of others. Your perversions are not innocent, as much as you like to play the part of the powerless and naive in your fantasies. Let go of your body and embrace the fact you are mortal. There are better things to spend your time on than jewelry without clothes and hors d'oeuvres plated on flesh.
Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle
Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade
Lord Consort of House Sarum
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Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
599
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Posted - 2017.03.04 09:02:39 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:hors d'oeuvres plated on flesh.
That is a Concept that makes no Sense.
A human Body is a Curved Object, with few Concave Surfaces, which would Mean that any Food Items placed upon the Human would probably Fall Off.
Which would cause A Mess.
It seems both Impractical and Unrighteous.
Down with This Sort of Thing.
Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.
It is Written.
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Mizhara Del'thul
Coreli Corporation Mercenary Coalition
1352
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Posted - 2017.03.04 09:27:49 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:In all seriousness, I suggest you find something deeper in existence than raw, selfish sexuality. Amarr society can offer so much more than indulgent displays of power over the bodies of others. Your perversions are not innocent, as much as you like to play the part of the powerless and naive in your fantasies. Let go of your body and embrace the fact you are mortal. There are better things to spend your time on than jewelry without clothes and hors d'oeuvres plated on flesh.
Everything in moderation, Aldieboo.
If we're being 'in all seriousness' here for a moment, then my recommendation is Balance in All Things. It doesn't matter which end of which scale you end up on, if you go too far on any of them you have lost balance and will lose something important from the other end of it. The carnal pleasures of the flesh versus the cerebral or spiritual experiences, the mindless grunt of hard labor versus the intellectual purity of philosophy or science, the introverted shut in versus the manic social creature and so on.
This is the most basic and simplistic take on human well being and philosophy in New Eden, something you'd hear spoken with "whoa dude" reverence by a teenager that thinks he just solved all of humanity's problems and revolutionized everything and yet it both holds true and seems to be entirely forgotten by most.
Indulge in the hedonistic pleasure of a cute little Achuran boy serving as your hors d'oeuvres plate for the evening once in a while, sure. Reject it for an evening of meditation and centering yourself another day. Practice the horrific violence needed to inflict your dominance upon whatever part of New Eden demands it, and learn the benefits of pacifist resistance when appropriate. Demonstrate reserved dignity, and the next day you dance like nobody's watching. Travel the length and breadth of all the scales and spectra you dare, as long as you always know your way back to the balance point of them all.
There is very little in New Eden that shouldn't be experienced and understood at least once, with the only limiting factor being your capacity to judge the ethical implications of them all.
All that said, do that somewhere else. My venues are for the baseliners to... indulge in. And learn in. |
Jev North
Anshar Incorporated Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
693
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Posted - 2017.03.04 12:03:39 -
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I confess I'm mostly ignorant about the topic, but I imagine there's a range of activities involved, so, I've got to ask..
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:..raw, selfish sexuality. Amarr society can offer so much more than indulgent displays of power over the bodies of others.. Was that just your first association, or is that what specifically makes them Amarr?
To err is human, to forgive divine; neither are alliance policy.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
3080
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Posted - 2017.03.04 12:07:24 -
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Synthetic Cultist wrote:Aldrith Shutaq wrote:hors d'oeuvres plated on flesh. That is a Concept that makes no Sense. A human Body is a Curved Object, with few Concave Surfaces, which would Mean that any Food Items placed upon the Human would probably Fall Off. Which would cause A Mess. It seems both Impractical and Unrighteous. Down with This Sort of Thing. Also disgusting, revolting and unhygienic. EWW. EWWWW. EWWWWWWWW !!
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
85
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Posted - 2017.03.04 16:22:38 -
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Just for the record...
This discussion doesn't include what we do for those Sani Sabik Blood Rite.
I thought I should add that. This is only about the depravities of the Faithful.
When thou enterest into the Sani Sabik, the Sani Sabik entereth into thee.
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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2295
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Posted - 2017.03.05 00:01:11 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote: indulgent displays of power over the bodies of others. What if she's a sub?
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Ilan Ardishapur
Purity of the Throne
30
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Posted - 2017.03.05 01:00:17 -
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Take your disgusting and sinful perversions elsewhere. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
3082
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Posted - 2017.03.05 06:07:26 -
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As far as I have... read... the meaning of the thing, I believe that this thing is theoretically impossible in Amarr society, since they do value their honor.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
87
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Posted - 2017.03.05 18:46:27 -
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And you would be most incorrect.
Honor while important has nothing to do with raw passion.
Which is precisely why it is held behind closed doors and in the company of friends.
When thou enterest into the Sani Sabik, the Sani Sabik entereth into thee.
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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2295
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Posted - 2017.03.05 20:48:47 -
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Ilan Ardishapur wrote:Take your disgusting and sinful perversions elsewhere. It's a free forum. We can take our disgusting and sinful perversions wherever we like.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Bjorn Tyrson
EVE University Ivy League
268
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Posted - 2017.03.05 21:58:54 -
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Wait... amarrians have orgies? Never would have guessed... but how do they manage it without getting the sticks up their asses caught on each other all the time? Or is that just part of the fun? |
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2296
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Posted - 2017.03.06 00:41:45 -
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Bjorn Tyrson wrote:Wait... amarrians have orgies? Never would have guessed... but how do they manage it without getting the sticks up their asses caught on each other all the time? Or is that just part of the fun? How do you think they got there to begin with?
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Bjorn Tyrson
EVE University Ivy League
269
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Posted - 2017.03.06 01:23:51 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Bjorn Tyrson wrote:Wait... amarrians have orgies? Never would have guessed... but how do they manage it without getting the sticks up their asses caught on each other all the time? Or is that just part of the fun? How do you think they got there to begin with?
Ahhhhh... I always thought they got implanted at birth in some sort of barbaric religious ritual.... or maybe.... Yknow what, even I'm not crude enough to go there. |
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2296
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Posted - 2017.03.06 01:53:36 -
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Bjorn Tyrson wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Bjorn Tyrson wrote:Wait... amarrians have orgies? Never would have guessed... but how do they manage it without getting the sticks up their asses caught on each other all the time? Or is that just part of the fun? How do you think they got there to begin with? Ahhhhh... I always thought they got implanted at birth in some sort of barbaric religious ritual.... or maybe.... Yknow what, even I'm not crude enough to go there. Probably best you didn't...
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy Silent Infinity
888
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Posted - 2017.03.06 10:12:05 -
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Find common noble house, befriend with their young members and you probably end up in some kind of orgy sooner or later. Much harder to find orgies in prominent noble houses, since everyone is watching their members. |
morion
Lighting Build
200
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Posted - 2017.03.06 11:38:30 -
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Vaari wrote:Find common noble house, befriend with their young members and you probably end up in some kind of orgy sooner or later. Much harder to find orgies in prominent noble houses, since everyone is watching their members.
find common cave, befriend with the dirt floor
young members relax in thatch beds
you probably end up in some kind of bed time story sooner or later
much harder to find dirt floors in prominent caves
since everyone lay straw down |
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Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
3051
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Posted - 2017.03.06 17:42:45 -
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Vaari wrote:Find common noble house, befriend with their young members and you probably end up in some kind of orgy sooner or later. Much harder to find orgies in prominent noble houses, since everyone is watching their members.
This ... actually sounds like advice. Like, real advice, of the "that could actually work" kind.
I wasn't really expecting to see that.
(I'll pass, but, interesting.) |
Loai Qerl
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
160
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Posted - 2017.03.06 17:44:21 -
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Vaari wrote:Find common noble house, befriend with their young members and you probably end up in some kind of orgy sooner or later. Much harder to find orgies in prominent noble houses, since everyone is watching their members.
Lord Vaari, do you suppose you might oughn't actually encourage such a thing? Surely even common Holder families have enough to worry about without fretting that their young heirs are being encouraged to rut around with strangers. |
Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1918
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Posted - 2017.03.06 18:00:14 -
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I think he might be using a more archaic form of the word 'orgy' that refers to a more innocent general revelry, such as with food, drink, and the arts. But if he is speaking of the more carnal form of revelry, 'tis nonsense! I have never once been invited to one of those and I'm one of the most handsome holders out there. Either they're not happening, or people don't have good taste.
Hmph!
Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle
Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade
Lord Consort of House Sarum
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
2012
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Posted - 2017.03.06 18:11:52 -
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Vaari wrote:everyone is watching their members.
Lewd !
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
3051
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Posted - 2017.03.06 18:16:38 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:I think he might be using a more archaic form of the word 'orgy' that refers to a more innocent general revelry, such as with food, drink, and the arts. But if he is speaking of the more carnal form of revelry, 'tis nonsense! I have never once been invited to one of those and I'm one of the most handsome holders out there. Either they're not happening, or people don't have good taste.
Hmph!
Uh, very respectfully, my lord, I think Lord Vaari's advice probably refers less to the Holders themselves (who have both resources and responsibilities, and kind of a lot to lose) and more to younger Amarrian nobility-- say, third, fourth, or fifth children of established petty Houses who have lots of time on their hands but not a lot of power or prospect of getting any. These are conditions that I understand have historically given rise to most Sani Sabik cults, and might also produce this kind of diversion-- much more often, even.
You, never having occupied such a position of bored privilege, probably wouldn't have ever had the opportunity to encounter such things. |
Tamiroth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
402
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Posted - 2017.03.06 18:44:08 -
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Ameriya wrote:So, I've done plenty of things in my life, but the one thing that I've not done is the proper Amarrian Orgy; you know, like the ones in the holos. So, I thought to myself, "Self, why don't you just post? Surely some Amarr holder will see this and slide you an invitation." So, here I am!
Like I said, looking for a proper one: decadent, luxurious, and elegant.
Ms. Ameriya,
I think when people from the Federation (and those influenced by them) talk about "Amarrian orgies", they invoke a certain cultural stereotype that ultimately goes back to all the communities of persecuted exiles that ended up as refugees in the Fed during the last century. And all the network memes that arose. Think "a weird religious sect". Then, think "a weird and kinky religious sect that discards random taboos, uses blood and/or consecrated protein cake in their rituals".
Indeed, we Amarrians do have a concept of love, and a concept of private life, and we do procreate, you know. Some decadent lords even keep concubines - but noone is supposed to talk about that, of course, and they'll get what they deserve in the life beyond.
But we just don't do "proper orgies like the ones in holos". Your closest bet would be probably some fairly mild Sabik-like sect outside of the Empire, maybe something akin to what ms. Leshrac is trying to rebuild.
Katy Moore wrote:If you have to ask for an invite...
You're not the type to be invited.
Also, this.
Down with this sort of thing indeed. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Akagi Initiative Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7191
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Posted - 2017.03.06 18:52:14 -
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According to certain Gallentean cultural holo-documentaries I have seen, perhaps Miss Ameriya should consider joining a female only Holy order?
For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead
in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a
hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2296
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Posted - 2017.03.06 21:17:48 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:I think he might be using a more archaic form of the word 'orgy' that refers to a more innocent general revelry, such as with food, drink, and the arts. But if he is speaking of the more carnal form of revelry, 'tis nonsense! I have never once been invited to one of those and I'm one of the most handsome holders out there. Either they're not happening, or people don't have good taste.
Hmph! I know a few people, I could arrange to get you an invite... Of course I'll have to have you sign a few bits of paperwork: Health checks, NDA, release form to use your image in the film.... standard stuff.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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renwahh
Wiking Brigade The Devil's Warrior Alliance
120
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Posted - 2017.03.09 15:12:52 -
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As an imperial Shipment officer any of you are welcome to my quarters.
Any blokes who attend will be beaten to death with a rather large bat
Any Women attending will be beaten with my other bat |
Anabella Rella
Gradient Electus Matari
2413
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Posted - 2017.03.09 18:11:28 -
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When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
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