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Kendarr
Zebra Corp Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.11.10 13:32:28 -
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Hello Citizens of Eden
Ever hated your neighbour? Being bullied by some Alliance? Need to save your structure? Looking for a batphone perhaps? We are Space Violence, a PVP focused squad within the Imperium and we are here to offer our mercenary services to the masses. Space Violence has been around since 2013, conducting combat operations under the Imperium. A little over a year ago, the squad was reinvigorated with renewed PVP focus, doctrines and leadership. Since then, Space Violence has seen a growth in size from 30 to 600 members. Our experienced FCs and strong doctrines attracted the highest skilled pilots within the Imperium. This resulted in fleets comprised of competent pilots able to engage enemies against the odds and win. The squad has run doctrines ranging from destroyer class ships up to battleships and capitals with high success rates. During world war bee, Space Violence consistently defeated the MBC forces while facing inconceivable odds. We have extensive PVP experience battling entire alliances and coming out on top.
We are now offering the following services within Nullsec, Lowsec and W-Space to the masses.
- Batphone Services.
- Fleet Support.
- Harassment.
- Removal of structures.
Any fees involved for services (if any) would be held by a honourable third party until contract completion. It is important to note that we do not accept contracts in highsec and all contracts would be subject to the rules and laws of the Imperium.
If you are interested in any of these services then please contact in-game Kendarr.
Zebra-Corp
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1917
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Posted - 2016.11.10 14:03:12 -
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Ahem.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONZZZZZ
Carry on.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3241
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Posted - 2016.11.10 17:19:18 -
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Kendarr wrote:Hello Citizens of Eden Ever hated your neighbour? Being bullied by some Alliance? Need to save your structure? Looking for a batphone perhaps? We are Space Violence, a PVP focused squad within the Imperium and we are here to offer our mercenary services to the masses. Space Violence has been around since 2013, conducting combat operations under the Imperium. A little over a year ago, the squad was reinvigorated with renewed PVP focus, doctrines and leadership. Since then, Space Violence has seen a growth in size from 30 to 600 members. Our experienced FCs and strong doctrines attracted the highest skilled pilots within the Imperium. This resulted in fleets comprised of competent pilots able to engage enemies against the odds and win. The squad has run doctrines ranging from destroyer class ships up to battleships and capitals with high success rates. During world war bee, Space Violence consistently defeated the MBC forces while facing inconceivable odds. We have extensive PVP experience battling entire alliances and coming out on top. We are now offering the following services within Nullsec, Lowsec and W-Space to the masses.
- Batphone Services.
- Fleet Support.
- Harassment.
- Removal of structures.
Any fees involved for services (if any) would be held by a honourable third party until contract completion. It is important to note that we do not accept contracts in highsec and all contracts would be subject to the rules and laws of the Imperium. If you are interested in any of these services then please contact in-game Kendarr. If you are willing to use Chribba or another trusted thrid party with an already established reputation like mobadder (I'd usually add my name here but as im waiting for my sub to expire it seems a bit silly) than I say +1 and good luck to you. Can never have too many merc crews out there
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Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
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Tiger Styl3z
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2016.11.11 03:34:44 -
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Oh please.. Dont even try.. Never trust a goon. They are pathetic to the bone |
Kendarr
Zebra Corp Goonswarm Federation
59
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Posted - 2016.11.11 08:45:54 -
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Tiger Styl3z wrote:Oh please.. Dont even try.. Never trust a goon. They are pathetic to the bone
I represent the Goons that can be trusted.
Zebra-Corp
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renwahh
Wiking Brigade The Devil's Warrior Alliance
24
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Posted - 2016.11.11 09:08:51 -
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Kendarr wrote:Tiger Styl3z wrote:Oh please.. Dont even try.. Never trust a goon. They are pathetic to the bone I represent the Goons that can be trusted.
On a lighter note,
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
(Readdress tie and hair)
Seriously you guys shot your self in the foot years ago and your saying you can be trusted. I think the only thing that can be trusted is if you use Chribba as the third party. |
Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
1209
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Posted - 2016.11.11 09:33:52 -
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"Imperium?" |
Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
1209
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Posted - 2016.11.11 09:34:39 -
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Kendarr wrote:Tiger Styl3z wrote:Oh please.. Dont even try.. Never trust a goon. They are pathetic to the bone I represent the Goons that can be trusted. Which one? |
Kendarr
Zebra Corp Goonswarm Federation
59
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Posted - 2016.11.11 12:50:02 -
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renwahh wrote:Kendarr wrote:Tiger Styl3z wrote:Oh please.. Dont even try.. Never trust a goon. They are pathetic to the bone I represent the Goons that can be trusted. On a lighter note, HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA (Readdress tie and hair) Seriously you guys shot your self in the foot years ago and your saying you can be trusted. I think the only thing that can be trusted is if you use Chribba as the third party.
That is the plan for any work/contracts.
Zebra-Corp
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qwanza
Zebra Corp Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2016.11.11 12:57:15 -
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Well, we did mention that an honourable third party will be used to handle all transactions. So, how can we scam?
We are simply trying to provide new and exciting content for our squad. The group of goonz you hold prejudice for have long since gone and replaced by new faces. Why not give these new pilots a chance? |
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Tzuko1
FREE GATES FREE GATES COALITION
26
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Posted - 2016.11.11 13:05:16 -
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FCORE got free batphones and it worked out well. |
Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
1210
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Posted - 2016.11.11 17:15:34 -
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qwanza wrote:The group of goonz you hold prejudice for have long since gone and replaced by new faces. Sounds legit. |
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
367
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Posted - 2016.11.11 19:06:39 -
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qwanza wrote:Well, we did mention that an honourable third party will be used to handle all transactions. So, how can we scam?
We are simply trying to provide new and exciting content for our squad. The group of goonz you hold prejudice for have long since gone and replaced by new faces. Why not give these new pilots a chance?
I wish you well in your new endevour. |
BIG CHEESE KIT
Craggy Exterior Mining. Co.
1
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Posted - 2016.11.12 10:18:39 -
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I sent the security deposit to your recruiter and the jump freighter contract with all my stuff in station. When are you guys going to accept my application?
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
13127
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Posted - 2016.11.12 10:40:56 -
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BIG CHEESE KIT wrote:I sent the security deposit to your recruiter and the jump freighter contract with all my stuff in station. When are you guys going to accept my application?
About the time hell freezes over, I'd imagine
Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .
Bumble's Space Log
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1923
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Posted - 2016.11.12 19:42:20 -
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BIG CHEESE KIT wrote:failing EVE IQ test
*snickers*
Ummm...any day now....no...really.....ANY DAY NOW.
Check back in 90 days.
I'M TOTALLY SERIAL
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Kendarr
Zebra Corp Goonswarm Federation
62
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Posted - 2016.11.14 20:14:49 -
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still open
Zebra-Corp
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Kendarr
Zebra Corp Goonswarm Federation
62
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Posted - 2016.11.17 13:23:18 -
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Zebra-Corp
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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2322
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Posted - 2016.11.17 14:21:55 -
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Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:"Imperium?"
That's the mega coalition that stayed logged out during WWB and didn't defend their space - just let it get steam rolled. It's the group that turned one of the most epic space fight opportunities into.... well a space whoopee cushion. A few chuckles, but nothing all that memorable.
They are looking desperately for a place to be relevant. Mercenary may be it. Who knows. |
Leto Thule
Everywhere and Terrible
4279
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Posted - 2016.11.17 14:33:41 -
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Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:"Imperium?"
Still makes me laugh.
Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2323
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Posted - 2016.11.17 15:38:24 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:"Imperium?" Still makes me laugh.
You've always been a aficionado of space whoopee cushions.
PS - I paid Bronson for the 2 thanatos you owed him while you were out of game. You already owed me 2. Since you're a cool dude I'll spot you one of the ones I paid Bronson. You only owe me 3. |
Leto Thule
Everywhere and Terrible
4281
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Posted - 2016.11.17 15:42:07 -
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Serendipity Lost wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:"Imperium?" Still makes me laugh. You've always been a aficionado of space whoopee cushions. PS - I paid Bronson for the 2 thanatos you owed him while you were out of game. You already owed me 2. Since you're a cool dude I'll spot you one of the ones I paid Bronson. You only owe me 3.
Well I have a Charon and a Chimera stuck in a C5.
You can have those.
Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2323
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Posted - 2016.11.17 15:50:40 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Serendipity Lost wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:"Imperium?" Still makes me laugh. You've always been a aficionado of space whoopee cushions. PS - I paid Bronson for the 2 thanatos you owed him while you were out of game. You already owed me 2. Since you're a cool dude I'll spot you one of the ones I paid Bronson. You only owe me 3. Well I have a Charon and a Chimera stuck in a C5. You can have those.
I don't have much interest in those, but I'll help you get them out if you like. It would give me an actual reason to log into the game. The stench of citadel space magic has kind of sucked the will to log in from my very soul. If someone could explain the point of a player owned structure that never ever ever drops loot to me.... I might be able to get back into it. |
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
2664
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Posted - 2016.11.17 15:52:20 -
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Serendipity Lost wrote:PS - I paid Bronson for the 2 thanatos you owed him while you were out of game. Shhh. You weren't supposed to bring that up. Some of those things you did as payment aren't legal everywhere.
Relatively Notorious By Association
My Many Misadventures
I predicted FAUXs
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Leto Thule
Everywhere and Terrible
4281
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Posted - 2016.11.17 15:55:14 -
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Bronson Hughes wrote:Serendipity Lost wrote:PS - I paid Bronson for the 2 thanatos you owed him while you were out of game. Shhh. You weren't supposed to bring that up. Some of those things you did as payment aren't legal everywhere.
Does this have something to do with that thanny/tranny confusion several months back?
Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
2664
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Posted - 2016.11.17 16:13:28 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Bronson Hughes wrote:Serendipity Lost wrote:PS - I paid Bronson for the 2 thanatos you owed him while you were out of game. Shhh. You weren't supposed to bring that up. Some of those things you did as payment aren't legal everywhere. Does this have something to do with that thanny/tranny confusion several months back? Ahh, I've missed you fine people and your fine posting.
Relatively Notorious By Association
My Many Misadventures
I predicted FAUXs
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Leto Thule
Everywhere and Terrible
4282
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Posted - 2016.11.17 16:21:09 -
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Bronson Hughes wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Bronson Hughes wrote:Serendipity Lost wrote:PS - I paid Bronson for the 2 thanatos you owed him while you were out of game. Shhh. You weren't supposed to bring that up. Some of those things you did as payment aren't legal everywhere. Does this have something to do with that thanny/tranny confusion several months back? Ahh, I've missed you fine people and your fine posting.
You didn't answer the question.
Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
2664
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Posted - 2016.11.17 16:44:19 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Bronson Hughes wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Bronson Hughes wrote:Serendipity Lost wrote:PS - I paid Bronson for the 2 thanatos you owed him while you were out of game. Shhh. You weren't supposed to bring that up. Some of those things you did as payment aren't legal everywhere. Does this have something to do with that thanny/tranny confusion several months back? Ahh, I've missed you fine people and your fine posting. You didn't answer the question. What question? That doesn't look like anything to me.
Relatively Notorious By Association
My Many Misadventures
I predicted FAUXs
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Leto Thule
Everywhere and Terrible
4284
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Posted - 2016.11.17 23:10:17 -
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Bronson Hughes wrote: This involved several instances of "thanny surprise" over the course of a few blurry nights.
Got it.
Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Kendarr
Zebra Corp Goonswarm Federation
62
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Posted - 2016.11.18 12:46:57 -
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Well this thread is popular! Thank you guys
Zebra-Corp
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