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Le Skunk
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.29 22:35:00 -
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Edited by: Le Skunk on 29/03/2007 22:31:54 You are totaly lagged out in a spacestation. An exit leads to the north
>undock
Time passes...
>Wait
Time passes...
>Wait
Time passes...
>Undock
An attempt to undock has already been made. Please wait.
>go north
You are in a corridor. At the end of the corridor is a door with a sign on it. To your left is a curtain
>read sign
The sign states "CCP"
>open door
The door will not open
>Kick the door in demanding my subscription money back
The door will not open
>Say "I have defeated lag by inventing a crappy card game"
The door opens. A small nerdish man steps out from behind the curtain. "Quick in here" he whispers and disapperes behind the curtain
>Follow man
Through the curtain is a room full of sleeping employyes with CCP name badges. "Im the janitor - I have no programming skills at all. I cant wake these guys up.Ive been running this game now for 6 months"
>Sound Hooter
The ccp employees wake up and put some more money in the meter. Lag is cured for ever. Players rejoice.
THE END
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Shimizu Taiki
Gallente Terra Incognita Confederation of Independent Corporations
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Posted - 2007.03.29 22:37:00 -
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Right....
What the hell? ----------------------- Yea, Tho I Walk Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil
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Marquis Dean
The Last Thing You'll Ever See
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Posted - 2007.03.29 22:39:00 -
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Eve withdrawal is a serious condition... --- Mods stop nerfing my sig! Err - what sig? - Timmeh Yes quite! |
Fork Boy
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Posted - 2007.03.29 22:41:00 -
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LOL. Reminds me of Mr. Benn.
> Suddenly a shopkeeper appears.
================================= A fork is a cold, shiny tool To pierce, tear and ingest. Whoever has the fork in hand Controls the meal of their choice. |
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Deckard Bishop
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.03.29 22:42:00 -
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lol
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chillz
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.03.29 22:59:00 -
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...and then, everyone went pew pew pew.
The end. ----------------------------------- A gun and a packet of sandwiches.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S Thompson
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Takis Shiro
Mining and Missions Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.29 23:07:00 -
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I'll try again-
"It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a Grue."
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Sorted
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.29 23:29:00 -
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LOL - reminds me off some realy old text based RPGs--- exactly HOW old are you skunky?..
nice sig btw dude..but can you add.. "and hull tank"?
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Pardack
State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.03.29 23:34:00 -
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Originally by: Takis Shiro I'll try again-
"It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a Grue."
>light lantern
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Fork Boy
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Posted - 2007.03.29 23:37:00 -
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Edited by: Fork Boy on 29/03/2007 23:33:20
Originally by: Pardack
Originally by: Takis Shiro I'll try again-
"It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a Grue."
>light lantern
>You find a buffed analgesic in your pocket
Oh ... wait ... wrong Infocom game!
================================= A fork is a cold, shiny tool To pierce, tear and ingest. Whoever has the fork in hand Controls the meal of their choice. |
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Inquis Eisenhorn
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.30 01:46:00 -
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Geez i dont log in for three days and look what happens? the x is my sig
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VonKaplanek III
Confederation of Red Moon Red Moon Federation
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Posted - 2007.03.30 01:49:00 -
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Reminds me of Zork!!
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Linerra Tedora
Amarr The Older Gamers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.03.30 02:07:00 -
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You see a pile of wood lying on the floor!
< Pick up wood
- Command unknown
You see a pile of wood lying on the floor!
< Take wood
- Command unknown
You see a pile of wood lying on the floor!
< Gather wood
You gather the wood into your hands!
< Build fire
- Command unknown
You have wood in your hands!
< Build fireplace
- Command unknown
You have wood in your hands!
< Stack Wood
- Command unknown
You have wood in your hands!
< Hold Giant E-PEEN
You do indeed have mighty wood in your hands!!!!!!!
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Shaikar
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.30 02:26:00 -
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for more fun in a similar vein: linky
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Tkar vonBiggendorf
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.03.30 02:29:00 -
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Originally by: Fork Boy
>You find a buffed analgesic in your pocket
> put analgesic in thing
You place the analgesic in the thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is.
> i
You are carrying: a toothbrush a screwdriver a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is no tea
I like the other game better anyways.
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Arii Smith
Caldari StarHunt Fallout Project
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Posted - 2007.03.30 02:38:00 -
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Those old infocom games SUCKED.
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tadig smik
Taintclan Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.30 03:09:00 -
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Edited by: tadig smik on 30/03/2007 03:09:12
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tadig smik
Taintclan Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.30 03:11:00 -
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Edited by: tadig smik on 30/03/2007 03:08:06
Originally by: Tkar vonBiggendorf
Originally by: Fork Boy
>You find a buffed analgesic in your pocket
> put analgesic in thing
You place the analgesic in the thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is.
> i
You are carrying: a toothbrush a screwdriver a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is no tea
I like the other game better anyways.
OMG! I've been waiting for 15 years for somebody to tell me what in the hell to do with the 'dangly bit'!
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Tetsujin
Caldari Band of Brosefs
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Posted - 2007.03.30 05:03:00 -
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Originally by: Le Skunk "Im the janitor - I have no programming skills at all. I cant wake these guys up.Ive been running this game now for 6 months"
i laughed
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Craminu
Gallente Red Dwarf Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2007.03.30 07:03:00 -
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ROFL WE are recruiting. convo/mail me if interested |
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UndergrounD
Caldari Grumpy Old Farts Gruntfuttocks
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Posted - 2007.03.30 07:09:00 -
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lol
excellent tbh
If you dont understand this, you may not be old enough... -----------------------------------------------
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Yikes
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.03.30 07:13:00 -
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This takes me back a good few years. Wheres the Grue repellent?
Thanks I feel old now.
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