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Gallente Lieutenant
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Posted - 2008.08.05 23:35:00 -
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Granted!
They cost $100m each, and are made of paper on scales of 1/1000. You can buy them from me.
I wish I can pod kill all the idiots in Jita.
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Culmen
Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Scalar Federation
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Posted - 2008.08.06 01:15:00 -
[482]
Granted your wish was suprise anal reaping also granted
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.08.06 01:25:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen Granted your wish was suprise anal reaping also granted
I wish i could quit this thread
your wish is granted, but you will come back at some point and wish you hadn't quit.
I wish for a flying monkey.

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ceyriot
Entropians on Vacation
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Posted - 2008.08.06 01:31:00 -
[484]
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton I wish for a flying monkey.
Granted, but it doesn't like you and flies away, causing you to go insane and spend the rest of your life in a mental hospital.
I wish for a better smiley to put inside the brackets ( )
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.08.06 01:42:00 -
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Edited by: soldieroffortune 258 on 06/08/2008 01:42:44
Originally by: ceyriot
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton I wish for a flying monkey.
Granted, but it doesn't like you and flies away, causing you to go insane and spend the rest of your life in a mental hospital.
I wish for a better smiley to put inside the brackets ( )
granted, but the "better smiley" is an emoticon version of this picture
i wish i had the navy issue megathron
P.S.: i love this game, thanks OP for posting it a year ago, lmao
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.08.06 07:26:00 -
[486]
Granted, but it is located right in the middle of a busy pirate hub.
I wish I had cookies.
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Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.07 01:32:00 -
[487]
Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath I wish I had cookies.
Granted. Here's your box of cookies from 1952. Don't mind the dust on the box. Sadly, there's no milk to go with.
I wish Surfin's Plunderbunny would turn into a full Carebear, mining lasers and everything, without a thought of piracy/PvP. (this ought to be interesting) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.08.07 02:01:00 -
[488]
Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish Surfin's Plunderbunny would turn into a full Carebear, mining lasers and everything, without a thought of piracy/PvP. (this ought to be interesting)
Granted. Surfin's veldspar mining activities are soon detected by Chribba, starting an intergalactic war for the precious ore. The paradox of two ultimate carebears fighting each other rips apart the fabric of the universe, leaving no survivors behind.
I wish ambulation was released tomorrow.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.08.07 04:22:00 -
[489]
Originally by: Tamia Clant
Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish Surfin's Plunderbunny would turn into a full Carebear, mining lasers and everything, without a thought of piracy/PvP. (this ought to be interesting)
Granted. Surfin's veldspar mining activities are soon detected by Chribba, starting an intergalactic war for the precious ore. The paradox of two ultimate carebears fighting each other rips apart the fabric of the universe, leaving no survivors behind.
I wish ambulation was released tomorrow.
granted, but it comes integrated with second life, space furries everywhere 
I wish I had that glass of milk from 1952

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Betray
Caldari The Substitutes
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Posted - 2008.08.08 08:29:00 -
[490]
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
I wish I had that glass of milk from 1952
Granted! The micro-organisms had already depleted it, leaving an empty glass behind.
I wish I have trained all the skills in eve to lvl 5 and have infinite isk's. Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EVE is the matrix of matrix, while we are just part of matrix, our char is just a part of the matrix's matri |
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Mobius 1
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.08.27 23:54:00 -
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Granted! Welcome to Armageddon Day! sadly it only lasts 24 hours.
I wish CCP would give us Armageddon Day again.
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DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.28 00:09:00 -
[492]
Originally by: Mobius 1 Granted! Welcome to Armageddon Day! sadly it only lasts 24 hours.
I wish CCP would give us Armageddon Day again.
Done. Because of CCP's actions a comet impacts the earth killing all life, yourself included.
I wish the next person to reply to this post doesn't get a wish. _______________
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HankMurphy
Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.08.28 00:19:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Done. Because of CCP's actions a comet impacts the earth killing all life, yourself included.
I wish the next person to reply to this post doesn't get a wish.
granted!
however due to me having posted in this thread several pages ago, your wish is a grandfather paradox causing the forums to divide by zero, reset and voila!...
i wish i wasn't at work right now, but home w/ a tasty boddingtons
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DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.28 00:26:00 -
[494]
Originally by: HankMurphy
Originally by: DubanFP
Done. Because of CCP's actions a comet impacts the earth killing all life, yourself included.
I wish the next person to reply to this post doesn't get a wish.
granted!
however due to me having posted in this thread several pages ago, your wish is a grandfather paradox causing the forums to divide by zero, reset and voila!...
i wish i wasn't at work right now, but home w/ a tasty boddingtons
I wish the universe would run throw an exception fixing the resulting problem rather then crashing the universe/thread. My original intent becomes corrected and granted nullifying your wish. You are now still at work. .
That was my wish. _______________
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HankMurphy
Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.08.28 00:30:00 -
[495]
Edited by: HankMurphy on 28/08/2008 00:30:05
Originally by: DubanFP My original intent becomes corrected and granted nullifying your wish. You are now still at work. .
That was my wish.
%&@*! GOD *$&% YOU sonofa%&$*(!! ------------------------------ of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most |

Amandin Adouin
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.08.28 01:25:00 -
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Edited by: Amandin Adouin on 28/08/2008 01:25:40
Granted, god damns the son of a ***** . However, god making that kind of an exception turns all Judeo-Christian belief systems upside down, resulting in mass hysteria in the Midwest and Vatican City.
I wish I wasn't so caught up in my own issues lately that I paid more attention to the things that mattered.
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Vengeance Imperium
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Posted - 2008.08.28 04:28:00 -
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granted, but feeding yourself is considered a personal issue, and you ignore it, so you eventualy die of starvation.
I wish the world would blow up with me included in it
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Dramaan
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Posted - 2008.08.28 04:55:00 -
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Edited by: Dramaan on 28/08/2008 04:58:09 I which I for a real death note.
So I can for fill last poster which.
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Benilopax
Gallente Pulsar Combat Supplies Alternative Realities
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Posted - 2008.08.28 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, but feeding yourself is considered a personal issue, and you ignore it, so you eventualy die of starvation.
I wish the world would blow up with me included in it
But if the world blew up taking you with it, it would soon coalless to form a new planet with new life that could lead to a planet of H.I.T.L.E.Rs.
I wish I could travel through time and space.
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Culmen
Caldari Allied Tactical Unit
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Posted - 2008.08.28 14:04:00 -
[500]
Edited by: Culmen on 28/08/2008 14:03:59
Originally by: Benilopax
But if the world blew up taking you with it, it would soon coalless to form a new planet with new life that could lead to a planet of H.I.T.L.E.Rs.
I wish I could travel through time and space.
granted, but you can only travel to the time/place of 1) The sun exploding(specifically in the center of the explosion) 2)The center of Chernobyl (specifically the time when radiation levels were at its highest 3)The Goatse Photoshoot( specifically in tothe.... thing)
I wish i could go home again
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Rebal 88
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.28 18:28:00 -
[501]
Granted you forget where your home is and eventually get there 8 years later to find no one there and the site demolished.
I wish I had a jump freighter.
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.08.28 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: Rebal 88 Granted you forget where your home is and eventually get there 8 years later to find no one there and the site demolished.
I wish I had a jump freighter.
Granted. CCP spots the JF appear in your account in dodgy circumstances, and deducts the costs from your account not in isk, but skillpoints. you now have -800 milliion SP and can barely fly a shuttle.
I wish rebal 88's name would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch.
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Feilamya
Minmatar Pelennor Swarm G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.08.28 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: Suze'Rain I wish rebal 88's name would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch.
Granted. CCP changed his name to rebal 77.
I wish I had a jump freighter. Pointed, in structure and without an escort.
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.08.28 21:31:00 -
[504]
Originally by: Feilamya
Originally by: Suze'Rain I wish rebal 88's name would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch.
Granted. CCP changed his name to rebal 77.
I wish I had a jump freighter. Pointed, in structure and without an escort.
you get it.
but its your jump freighter, and it's filled with your stuff.
I still wish the now "rebal 77"'s letters, but not numbers, would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch. :)
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DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.28 21:46:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 28/08/2008 21:47:48
Originally by: Suze'Rain
I still wish the now "rebal 77"'s letters, but not numbers, would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch. :)
Done. The R is now capitalized properly to make Rebal 77.
I wish I had a database of everything that I could easily access, nobody could ever know about, would use reasonable by my standards energy, have the dimensions/wieght of a laptop, and it would give me exactly what I was looking for every single time. _______________
"Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely outclassed |

Tobias Xiaosen
Gallente The Perfect Storm The Red Skull
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Posted - 2008.08.28 21:48:00 -
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Edited by: Tobias Xiaosen on 28/08/2008 21:48:59
Originally by: Suze'Rain
I still wish the now "rebal 77"'s letters, but not numbers, would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch. :)
Granted, "rebal 77" is now known as riebhaal 77
I wish that I wasn't in debt
EDIT* DANG YOU DUBAN!  
Originally by: pwnedgato
Doesn't mean they lack don't intelligence.
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Amandin Adouin
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.08.28 22:38:00 -
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I'm the fairy Godmother today.
Originally by: Tobias Xiaosen
I still wish the now "rebal 77"'s letters, but not numbers, would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch. :)
Granted, "Rebal77" is now named "Rebbal77", but somehow your grammar fascfst sense's twitch has turned into full on seizure disorder. 
Quote: I wish that I wasn't in debt
Granted, all your debts have been paid in full. Suddenly women all over the world are taken by your oh-so sauve fiscal planning and a mob of gorgeous super models shows up at your house to shower you with more money and make sweet, sweet love. Alas, you suddenly have nothing left to strive for, and fall into a deep well of gluttonous depression. And you get fat.
I get two wishes now: I wish for a rewind button for life. I also wish for a fast forward button.
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Tobias Xiaosen
Gallente The Perfect Storm The Red Skull
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Posted - 2008.08.28 23:22:00 -
[508]
Originally by: Fraszoid
I wish for more apple muffins.
Granted, but they were made in 1952.
I wish that days could be twice as long yet work hours stay the same so I can spend more time doing the things I want then working.
Originally by: pwnedgato
Doesn't mean they lack don't intelligence.
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DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.28 23:32:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 28/08/2008 23:32:44 Edited by: DubanFP on 28/08/2008 23:32:23
Originally by: Tobias Xiaosen
Originally by: Fraszoid
I wish for more apple muffins.
Granted, but they were made in 1952.
I wish that days could be twice as long yet work hours stay the same so I can spend more time doing the things I want then working.
Done but you still require 24 hour sleep cycles and eat the same amount you would otherwise. You now work half as much during any given period of time while living costs the same. Welcome to poverty.
I wish I had a database of everything that I could easily access, nobody could ever know about, would use reasonable by my standards energy, have the dimensions/wieght of a laptop, and it would give me exactly what I was looking for every single time. _______________
"Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely outclassed |

Amandin Adouin
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.08.28 23:39:00 -
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Edited by: Amandin Adouin on 28/08/2008 23:38:53
Originally by: DubanFP
I wish I had a database of everything that I could easily access, nobody could ever know about, would use reasonable by my standards energy, have the dimensions/wieght of a laptop, and it would give me exactly what I was looking for every single time.
Oops, I missed your wish. Since you seem to really want this, I'll grant it to you with no strings attached... except it's sooo good that you never leave the house anymore, you lose all your friends and you begin your own personal spiral to madness.
I wish my remote worked correctly.
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